Are we pro Trump?

[00:00:00] riff all right hi there hello we're back and this podcast is brought to you by

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[00:00:13] I've not seen it in person in person yeah you've seen it on video look at touch it

[00:00:17] touch it it's heavy dude it's six pounds it's every bit of six pounds yeah

[00:00:23] holy shit I don't but I think it's more than six

[00:00:25] Yeah, it's at least like ten. It might be ten. Yeah, it might be an nw8 belt ten pounds of it's a begging

[00:00:31] Well, and then yeah, I got your your other your stuff. Oh, oh, is that that's it? Yeah

[00:00:38] All right, you know, that's your goodies. You know what? I don't know why this is doing this. This is annoying

[00:00:43] Hold on one sec. There we go. There we go

[00:00:45] Okay, so I

[00:00:47] Didn't get you anything crazy like you got me, but I'll go that was supposed to be for Christmas. Oh, yeah

[00:00:56] Some chocolate without nuts

[00:01:00] Hey and snack to just the way I like them and then this dude buys like 18 things for me. Oh, no

[00:01:06] It's all business. I know I know I know oh

[00:01:09] Dude, so that is our award

[00:01:12] We won best podcast in our network no funny a step a funny a step a seo and I'm assuming that was our Barbie episode

[00:01:19] I was it was Ken's the barbie movie, which you should definitely check out. Oh just just wait till uh it's not going to happen anytime soon but we will have a new studio coming eventually.

[00:01:38] It's just oh it's just our shirts. Okay okay. Right on.

[00:01:58] You got your new. Okay, okay It's not legal tender hold on turn this light down

[00:02:04] That's awesome.

[00:02:07] It does not like the camera.

[00:02:09] Yeah, that's the only thing about these cameras is they're not great for depth perception.

[00:02:15] That's okay.

[00:02:16] Yeah.

[00:02:16] Alright, good call on that switch.

[00:02:19] That's hilarious, man. Thank you.

[00:02:22] I forget what all I got you.

[00:02:24] That's an AIP shirt, the I forget what all I got you.

[00:02:25] That's an AIP shirt, the tin foil shirt, and I thought there was another one, but I could be wrong.

[00:02:28] Oh, it's the one that will fit you this time.

[00:02:32] Oh, the kiss the ass?

[00:02:34] Yeah.

[00:02:35] You know what the funny thing is?

[00:02:36] If it's you now?

[00:02:37] Almost.

[00:02:38] Ha ha ha.

[00:02:39] But...

[00:02:41] It's just nicer to have bigger shirts.

[00:02:43] That's like that. You know, my one is literally it's it's faded it faded so bad because I washed it incorrectly

[00:02:51] You're supposed to flip these types of shirts. You're supposed to flip inside out and then wash them

[00:02:57] Yeah, available on our

[00:03:01] Teespring store

[00:03:03] Eventually we are going to get a shirt press,

[00:03:05] which actually Sasha wanted to talk to you about that,

[00:03:07] or eventually whatnot, if you guys wanted to get one,

[00:03:11] or whatever.

[00:03:12] I think because the thing is, we could just,

[00:03:14] I mean, it's up to you, but we could just keep it

[00:03:17] at the shop.

[00:03:18] Oh, no, I'm down.

[00:03:18] And then literally we can just go there anytime

[00:03:20] and just print shirts.

[00:03:21] I'm down, but that's also a business opportunity for you know her. Well yeah absolutely yeah yeah so. Because I mean if you can like

[00:03:29] like I said one hour tease made an entire business model and being able

[00:03:32] to print custom t-shirts. In an hour. Yeah well you pay you pay so the thing of

[00:03:36] it is and pro wrestling is so that company became pro wrestling tease after

[00:03:40] they got in with Colt Cabana like but you can still go there and technically

[00:03:44] get a shirt in an hour but you pay premium for it. Yeah, but if you

[00:03:48] wait if you can wait then you pay less because then they can do bulk orders

[00:03:52] right? So yeah you know anytime I hear something I really like I always think

[00:03:58] back to the movie click. Remember when the Japanese guy and he's just like

[00:04:03] oh let's uh you know, blah blah blah until we drink

[00:04:07] until we puke our faces up, whatnot.

[00:04:09] And then the Japanese guy or Chinese guy, I can't remember.

[00:04:12] I apologize.

[00:04:13] But, and he's like, fuck yeah.

[00:04:16] He's one of those eases.

[00:04:17] Yeah, it was a good one.

[00:04:19] All right, so this one is just gonna be us talking

[00:04:22] about poor tropey.

[00:04:23] So here's the thing about Trump and us.

[00:04:26] So in our comments sections.

[00:04:31] Don't say us.

[00:04:32] Lots of assumptions are made.

[00:04:35] Yeah.

[00:04:37] And to be fair, we're probably partially to blame for that.

[00:04:39] But what it tells me is people are clearly not watching

[00:04:42] everything, which is fine.

[00:04:44] But we thought- We're making the whole 30 seconds of a 30-second clip

[00:04:47] but like

[00:04:49] There was one comment on a new newer one and I was just like yeah, you didn't watch the clearly didn't watch

[00:04:54] I was like the ending literally said what you typed

[00:04:58] Make that shit up. Yeah, you know people get fired up though

[00:05:02] So I thought we could explain that maybe a couple other things which actually okay so you brought up the old TikTok.

[00:05:07] And I thought I could explain a little further.

[00:05:11] And that that yeah you explain what will TikTok short whatever.

[00:05:15] So it was it was from our episode after the twenty twenty two elections where I basically said the Republican Party needs to

[00:05:25] done Donald Trump. Now, I do feel a little bit differently a year

[00:05:29] later, but I still stand by my statement at the time, because

[00:05:33] what I was talking about and had you watch the episode, you

[00:05:35] would know this, is that in 2022, every single, well, I don't

[00:05:40] think every single, but the vast majority of Donald Trump

[00:05:43] candidates lost. And not only did they lose they lost in

[00:05:46] spectacular fashion the big red wave that was supposed to happen didn't and

[00:05:51] Honestly, like I said yeah, we did a whole episode and what's funny though because on a couple of episodes before that when we were

[00:05:58] Anticipating the red wave. I even said on that podcast ago. I don't know

[00:06:04] You know and the funny thing is I was all for it I even said on that podcast ago, I don't know.

[00:06:05] You know, and the funny thing is, I was all for it, you know, like, not necessarily just

[00:06:09] all for Republican, but the thing is with the way the country's been being ran into

[00:06:14] the ground, I'm just like, hopefully a regime change and it works.

[00:06:18] I wish there had been a red wave, but what happened shortly before that election is the

[00:06:22] overturn of Roe v. Wade and then all the, which if I mean all the, all the Trump stuff, like, and at the

[00:06:29] time, I still stand by that statement.

[00:06:31] I do honestly believe that if the Republicans had dumped Trump back then, we'd

[00:06:36] be looking at a totally different race.

[00:06:37] But now we're at a point where Trump is the only hope to get rid of Biden.

[00:06:41] So I'm, I'm more pro Trump now than I was then but that's arguably because Trump

[00:06:47] Just say you're pro Trump because he is the better of the two. Yeah, and here's the thing

[00:06:52] And I've said this before too fortunately for me. I live in a state where even though I want

[00:06:56] Doesn't matter what we vote I can still I can still vote my conscious because I'll be honest if the election were tomorrow

[00:07:03] I don't think I could vote for Donald Trump

[00:07:06] Way before Joe Biden. Oh, yeah, but I

[00:07:10] Just don't think I can there's two

[00:07:13] There's and I want to be clear

[00:07:16] There's more positive to Trump than negative to me

[00:07:20] But some of the negative stuff is really bad

[00:07:25] But some of the negative stuff is really bad. Like what would be...

[00:07:27] So the whole electric...

[00:07:28] See because listen, oh I'm not trying to interrupt you.

[00:07:30] Oh go for it.

[00:07:31] But this guy right here, I asked him why he doesn't want Trump and he's going to answer.

[00:07:37] A leftist, let's uh...

[00:07:39] You didn't just hit me over the head of the belt and call me a retod.

[00:07:43] No, so the big one for me when it comes to Trump is, you know, like the

[00:07:48] electors conspiracy because I mean, he did it.

[00:07:53] They absolutely did it.

[00:07:54] Now you can make some arguments and so my defense of Trump for that would

[00:08:03] probably be something to the effect of like some real loose

[00:08:07] reading of the Constitution or maybe and this is probably where I would more lean is maybe he

[00:08:14] in his camp honestly felt which take this with a grain of salt because Trump absolutely just wants

[00:08:19] to win. I think that was his primary goal but maybe his his campus like look if we don't do something like the Democrats

[00:08:27] Rig the election and what I mean by that I don't I

[00:08:32] Do believe that they rigged the election, but not in the way everybody's thinking they change all the rules

[00:08:36] Yes, and so it I mean and let's look at it logically if if in your mind

[00:08:42] The Democrats change the rules to benefit them

[00:08:45] Then why should you abide by the rules?

[00:08:48] Other other than just the ethical reasoning of it's the right thing to do

[00:08:51] But if the other side's gonna play dirty, it's like, you know

[00:08:54] That's all nice and romantic to think but it's like in World War one when the Germans started dropping gas the allies didn't go

[00:08:59] Oh, we can't do that. They said no, we're gonna drop some fucking gas and we're gonna drop more laws exist for a reason

[00:09:04] But also, you know like just because you know certain rule or laws in place doesn't make it correct either

[00:09:09] Well, and it also slavery was legal. Yeah, just saying well, but then there's the fact I was thinking about this today, too

[00:09:15] You know, it's like

[00:09:17] The United States is a bit of an exception, but like I was watching actually oversimplified on YouTube

[00:09:22] They're a great channel, but I was watching some of their World War II and Hitler videos. And you know, everybody

[00:09:28] asks, it's like, well, how could that happen so quickly? Nazi Germany, I'll tell

[00:09:32] you how, because they don't have a constitution like the United States that

[00:09:35] actually prohibits people from taking power like that, which it could absolutely

[00:09:40] happen here. You would you have to you would just have to have a lot more

[00:09:42] collaboration, which is why I love our Constitution.

[00:09:45] But yeah, in Nazi Germany, all Hitler had to do was get the President to say,

[00:09:51] yeah, you're a Chancellor and here's a bunch of emergency powers that you can have and they're not going to expire and

[00:09:57] Nothing you can do about it.

[00:09:58] Yeah, and then they wonder why he just took dictatorial power, you know, it's

[00:10:03] Here in the States, you can't do that. It's not possible.

[00:10:05] Overwhelming majority of civilians decide that the government is tearing us, making over

[00:10:10] growing.

[00:10:11] It's not even that though.

[00:10:13] So here's my favorite and this is actually I'm paraphrasing Ben Shapiro here.

[00:10:18] And honestly, he's got he made it tongue in cheek, but he's honest.

[00:10:21] Got a point.

[00:10:22] Listen, if you hate Donald Trump, if you absolutely cannot stand Donald Trump and want him to go away, the best thing you

[00:10:26] can do is vote for him and make him present.

[00:10:29] Get it out of the way, because then it's four years, four years and you're going to have,

[00:10:33] I'm sorry, you're going to have a good time. It's financial. But it's not only that after

[00:10:38] four years, he can never be present and ever again. Yeah, there you go. Even if you tried,

[00:10:43] you just got rid of herpes without medication

[00:10:49] No, because then I love that because this was actually during his debate with destiny which was phenomenal by the way I highly recommend you watch it if you haven't already because destiny honestly, especially for a guy who leans more left at least he

[00:10:56] I'd say destiny might be a little idealistic, but he lives in the real world. You know what I mean? Like he's not completely delusional

[00:11:03] He is when it comes to relationships, but he learned the hard way. So that's a whole mother

[00:11:07] I used to think that was Bill Mayer. I used to think he lived in the real world and I thought he was coming out of it

[00:11:12] He's he's closer. He's just like I don't see why you won't vote for Biden over Trump and it's like

[00:11:18] Here's the difference though bill Maher at least listened to you. I know but he also thinks that

[00:11:24] Gavin Newsom should run just because

[00:11:26] he's a politician. That was literally his entire idea of why he should run because he's a politician.

[00:11:32] If you're on the left though I can see why you would like Gavin Newsom as a candidate.

[00:11:36] I mean because he you know way he talks he's smooth.

[00:11:39] He's smooth. Look at the policies and look how his state is ran. That's where you look like I

[00:11:44] don't know why I would've gotten away from that.

[00:11:47] Yeah, that's what boggles my mind is how you could actually want Gavin Newsom to be in any way, shape or form in power when look at the state that he is in charge of.

[00:11:59] People were willingly and desperately fleeing the state of California.

[00:12:05] California. And it wasn't because Trump was in charge of the. were willingly and desperately fleeing the state of california california

[00:12:06] and it wasn't because

[00:12:07] trump was in charge of the city of the state

[00:12:11] it was because news some is in charge of the state and they're not doing anything

[00:12:14] about it

[00:12:14] held their child they're trying to give uh...

[00:12:17] illegal immigrants

[00:12:19] on sorry

[00:12:20] well what what's the uh... pc word now

[00:12:23] undocumented immigrants uh... he was trying to give them

[00:12:27] What was it well actually those are two to T cards so those are two different things actually

[00:12:34] Undocumented versus I know but that's what they're calling them. Yeah, and it's like no that

[00:12:39] Means that they were here right and then well no no no so so all so okay

[00:12:44] Undocumented is very broad term, but I understand what they're doing because all

[00:12:47] illegal aliens are undocumented, but not all undocumented immigrants are

[00:12:50] necessarily illegal. Right. They're like, for example, the United States asylum

[00:12:54] policy right now is a virtual like two year limbo, where I know a couple people

[00:13:01] that have current asylum cases going and they're legitimate and they're following the law. The law is just stupid. So what happens with most people, they're

[00:13:11] letting it in this wasn't happening as much under Trump, but it did happen. I hate to

[00:13:15] break it to everybody because one of the cases I know actually came here under Donald Trump

[00:13:19] and, you know, showed up to the point of entry legally, but claimed asylum and then they said,

[00:13:25] okay, here's your court date,

[00:13:26] come here to this courthouse in Chicago in a year.

[00:13:29] Because they had a remaining policy,

[00:13:31] remaining in Mexico. They had a remaining Mexico policy, yes,

[00:13:33] but they were still led into the interior.

[00:13:37] Which, I'm not for that policy because-

[00:13:39] So are they in Mexico's detainment centers?

[00:13:45] No. Or are they there in ours?

[00:13:46] They're not in a detainment center.

[00:13:47] They're they're here.

[00:13:49] They're in at the time they were now now he's got his.

[00:13:55] Did we not have the remaining Mexico policy?

[00:13:56] I don't know what year he came through possibly not, but it wasn't across the board.

[00:14:00] Okay.

[00:14:01] Yeah, but which again we can we can well we can go into all that why I may

[00:14:06] or I don't necessarily agree with the remaining Mexico policy. But because I mean for one it's I

[00:14:12] mean if they're coming from a dangerous situation and they go right back to Mexico, they're probably

[00:14:17] just gonna go missing. That's that's pretty much my biggest reason for not really. Like I hate to say it like this,

[00:14:25] but like I definitely feel for these people

[00:14:28] and you know, I wish we could do everything

[00:14:31] for the entire world.

[00:14:32] But you know what's funny though?

[00:14:33] We can't.

[00:14:34] For the large part, we really can though.

[00:14:38] We can't afford it.

[00:14:39] Look at the inflation and everything within our own country.

[00:14:42] We can't afford any.

[00:14:43] I know, I know.

[00:14:44] That wasn't cause though. But that's what I'm saying though country we can't work any know I know that wasn't positive but that's what I'm saying though we can't

[00:14:46] afford shit right now we need to get focused on our own country get it back

[00:14:50] to where it was then we can help that that's that's like the saying like when

[00:14:54] when somebody's in a bad state of mind and they're trying to help someone

[00:14:58] they're like get your shit figured out first and then come back get your house

[00:15:01] in order before you yeah yeah fuck you 800 yeah I know who that was that was the government calling me my phone was

[00:15:10] this ringing so Trump Trumpy Trump Trumpy Trump which by the way did you

[00:15:18] watch the the Shane Gillis stand up I sent you I texted it to you a few days

[00:15:24] ago no was that a whole thing?

[00:15:26] Yeah, it was a shorter stand-up thing, but it was like 40 minutes or something. Oh, was it newer? No, it's older. Oh, okay

[00:15:34] Yeah, I was gonna say like I really like the dude and whatnot

[00:15:37] But the thing is he he reuses a lot of his bits. He does but I

[00:15:42] Well, he doesn't he doesn't so it's also fairly new to stand up, I'm assuming.

[00:15:47] No, he's not.

[00:15:48] He just broke out.

[00:15:49] He's been doing it for a while.

[00:15:51] And believe it or not, he was podcasting before he blew up.

[00:15:53] Oh dude, I've watched a bit of this stuff and shit's funny.

[00:15:56] He was on, damn it, who's that?

[00:16:00] The really weird motherfucker that Joe Rogan likes.

[00:16:03] He's always like, you know, talking like this and don't bring up cum. I don't know where just all the time fuck. What is his name?

[00:16:09] Theo one. Oh, man. I love Theo. You know what? I don't know like I try to watch you stand up not funny

[00:16:16] I can't even I listen to hit well

[00:16:18] I was gonna say I listen to his stuff and like there was one man that really resonated he was he was talking

[00:16:25] to who's that fighter he's bald kind of got bigger ears

[00:16:32] changed strictly yeah yeah he you know he had him on recently and changed

[00:16:36] strictly was like kind of like breaking down and let and literally Theo Vaughn

[00:16:41] was just like literally he's just like hey hey, you know, we don't have

[00:16:45] to talk. We can just sit here. I can just be here with you. Yeah. And I was like, man,

[00:16:50] that shows so much depth from him. I was like, I probably appreciate that. See, there are

[00:16:53] times where the O'Von will surprise me. I don't think you understand his comedy. And

[00:16:58] that's why you don't, you don't jive with it. And it doesn't mean I also understand

[00:17:02] it. I'm saying like, that's not your type of comedy so you don't resonate with it 100%

[00:17:05] Yeah, he's very dry with no see I like dry humor. It's just like

[00:17:11] No, he's a little fucking gross and a little too random for my taste

[00:17:17] Because older he's been around for a while

[00:17:20] So so when he had Shane Gillis on they do like this 20 minute

[00:17:24] So when he had Shane Gillis on they do like this 20 minute

[00:17:31] This like 20 minute segue where they just talk about like cum stories from when they were in middle school And I'm like this is fucking weird. Well, that's because they're they're both

[00:17:36] Yeah, you can already tell like they're not not only they're gay or anything like that. I'm saying they're the weird dudes

[00:17:41] You know, but you they've held a dick in their hand before not their own

[00:17:47] No, there's anything wrong with them. They're a nurse

[00:17:50] They were just nursing back to hell

[00:17:53] Theo von does we got to get that swelling the feel of on does seem like the kind of guy who would get like

[00:18:00] Tricked into like giving a gay dude a hand

[00:18:04] Like it's not gay. Well, I'm no no

[00:18:06] He'll just be like hey man, you know

[00:18:09] I'm gonna do a horrible thing. He's like man when I was in

[00:18:13] Like the when I was in like the eighth grade one of one of the one of the gay kid came up to me

[00:18:19] I didn't know it was gay at the time, but he came up to me and said hey, you know

[00:18:22] It feels awesome is when somebody else church off jerks you off. And I

[00:18:26] said, cool. And he said, but you got to do mine too. And I said,

[00:18:29] well, I felt like that was an equal exchange. Turns out he was

[00:18:33] gay and just wanted to hold my dick. Man. I feel like that's

[00:18:38] something that happened to Theo. It's like, I'm not gay. You say

[00:18:42] that again, my boyfriend hit you with this purse

[00:18:49] What was it my nephew said it's like we're not gay I just like men

[00:18:56] It was probably more than that no no actually the one that the one that's got you off guard It won't me to I have me off guard. Oh god his his this kid's too funny

[00:19:06] his this kid's too funny. The one that got his both off guard though was the one where he was like we're not gay we only touch tips once. Oh man that was a

[00:19:12] King's Island. Yes it was. Oh man that was fun. That kid. Really? That kid can

[00:19:19] literally do anything he wants. Like if he wants to do stand up, he can do it. If he wants to

[00:19:25] do any sort of athletic, like he'll be able to do it. Well, that's good. That fucking

[00:19:32] kid like, that means he's got crazy fricking options. He does, man. He's a he's a beast

[00:19:37] now to like the fuckers, tall and he's been he's got a home gym now. So he's been like,

[00:19:42] does he watch our stuff every now and then every now and not as much as you should you should tell him at least he doesn't have that white privilege like us

[00:19:50] So he can oh dude. He can get so he can get some

[00:19:53] He exploits that daily he uses his his Puerto Rican privilege every day. I ain't mad at him

[00:20:00] But he can exploit his white privilege to though because he's half

[00:20:04] Exactly so he's he's half. Exactly. So he's half privileged.

[00:20:08] I told him if he learned Spanish, the whole world is his.

[00:20:12] Yeah, the funny thing is he doesn't really know much of Spanish.

[00:20:15] He doesn't know any Spanish.

[00:20:16] Well, just another hilarious story.

[00:20:19] I told you this by all the podcast.

[00:20:21] So where my family, generally speaking, everybody tries to go, but some years,

[00:20:27] people can, but every year my family goes to Tennessee for

[00:20:30] Thanksgiving. And two years ago, yeah, two or three years ago,

[00:20:36] two years ago, I was there and he was there. And my mom had

[00:20:40] just gotten out of a stint in a hospital in Panama long story.

[00:20:44] But anyway, some of her Spanish started coming back and I speak more than a little Spanish.

[00:20:50] So she was telling a story and then she was telling the story and then my nephew came

[00:20:55] up and I was just like, how do you say something in Spanish?

[00:20:59] And then she said, you know, the very proleic, almost I was dead, which is how are you but

[00:21:02] the real polite version?

[00:21:04] Not missing a beat this little hassle

[00:21:05] Just goes, but I don't need to use the bathroom

[00:21:13] I mean when I tell you that everyone with an earshot

[00:21:17] Lost their shit. That's why like this kid could go up in an open mic and just talk and have people rolling

[00:21:23] Well and the thing is we've also learned this too that like of course this isn't I mean This kid could go up in an open mic and just talk and have people roll in. It's so much easier to literally have your content come to you and then you just literally riff on it

[00:21:45] A lot of people are afraid of it, but yeah, you're if if you

[00:21:49] Have that kind of mind. Yeah, and with people

[00:21:53] You can I feel like we would be okay with crowd

[00:21:56] I feel like it'd be better with crowd work honestly. Oh my gosh, and I don't mean this

[00:22:00] I mean like if we did like some type of like kind of stand-up thing like

[00:22:03] I mean like if we did like some type of like kind of stand-up thing like

[00:22:10] I think if we'd what I would love to be able to do at some point is if we could do like a live podcast with an audience I think that would be a lot of fun and then take questions

[00:22:14] That would be that would be what yeah, but the thing is like I would really love to get like a couple liberals and a couple

[00:22:22] Concerning Benship hero rules if you disagree you go to the front of the line. I love that rule. I do too

[00:22:28] But you know what I have some conservative is this it there sure no and that's that's the beautiful point

[00:22:33] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying hardcore conservatives

[00:22:37] So therefore they're like oh no, this is this this is this oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's like and then you got to bring them back down

[00:22:43] It's like listen the best position to be is right in the middle doggy right? Oh

[00:22:50] See actually no, it's a well the best position to be in or just a dictionary now

[00:22:56] It's not okay. I don't care anyone says do some missionary

[00:22:58] Missionaries the best because you get all the you got all the reaching reverse all the reaching and then you got, you know,

[00:23:05] you can kiss and whatnot.

[00:23:06] No, I mean, reverse cow, well,

[00:23:07] Cowgirl's probably my jam.

[00:23:09] Cowgirl, reverse Cowgirl.

[00:23:11] What the fuck kind of porn stars you talking about?

[00:23:13] What do you mean?

[00:23:14] Get on top and ride, maybe.

[00:23:16] I ain't never had no girl do reverse Cowgirl.

[00:23:17] I don't have to do work.

[00:23:19] No, that's not true.

[00:23:20] Well, Cowgirl's fine.

[00:23:21] That's my favorite.

[00:23:22] Cowgirl's what's up.

[00:23:24] Ladies. We really diverged on this. ladies. We're not looking at the double chin

[00:23:30] I know your concern. I get it because I don't like I don't like looking like this either lights are off

[00:23:40] Say it but trust me. We're not not looking there there's after I'm under

[00:23:45] one of its stunt double there's other take care of that retard oh excuse me I

[00:23:52] got a little bit in me it almost nicked me oh fuck look out

[00:23:58] dude hands down look out dude we need the way he's talking about the oh yeah

[00:24:04] there's two new sounds we need sorry shangelis

[00:24:06] You're going on our sound boy. We need that and then we need your idiot. Oh

[00:24:12] Damn it. Why do I feel like we have your an idiot? We've been talking about weird that was weird

[00:24:21] about these ones. My balls!

[00:24:22] Oh yeah.

[00:24:23] It's not anyone to remember a band called Snott that had a song called Balls.

[00:24:31] My balls!

[00:24:33] Except he said my balls are your chin.

[00:24:36] I'm gonna come.

[00:24:38] I'm gonna come.

[00:24:40] Wow that D-real.

[00:24:41] Aww horribly but I mean we're talking about trims though.

[00:24:44] I mean of course you know when we're talking about derailment

[00:24:46] That's one of my favorite short was actually did well

[00:24:48] But one of my favorite shorts we ever did was the one where I was making fun of Trump where and it was funny

[00:24:53] Shane Gillis kind of does that in that stand-up. I sent you kind of sort of makes fun

[00:24:58] I'm like that's so funny that I made that joke

[00:25:00] Independent of seeing this where like it was on target and how Trump will just dance around the question by saying the same shit but different ways I mean

[00:25:10] he answers the question in his own way but right doesn't answer at all

[00:25:15] I mean he takes you on a journey he does do it like I tell you what man I'm

[00:25:21] starting to see why him and Putin get along. I mean, because Tucker Pointe Blank asked Putin one question and the dude gave him 57 years

[00:25:31] of history before...

[00:25:32] No, I'm sorry, 200 years, if not a thousand years of history just to get up to why he made

[00:25:38] a decision.

[00:25:39] And don't get me wrong, I get it, I listen to it and I understood.

[00:25:43] I mean, it's still kind of weird, you know,

[00:25:46] I would pay money to watch a conversation between Putin and Trump. I think that would be entertaining a ship.

[00:25:54] Oh, that would be rough.

[00:25:55] Vlad, can I call you Vlad? Listen, I don't have time. We need to make this faster.

[00:26:04] I know Zelensky is the Linskyky great guy kind of short but great guy.

[00:26:08] And Putin also short. A lot of people don't know this. Tower over him. They call him the bear. He must be a black bear and I'm a grizzly bear.

[00:26:20] Or what are they having Russia brown bears?

[00:26:30] Your accent's getting pretty good. It's thanks to Shane Gillis. I've kind of been jutting out the lower jaw

[00:26:41] You should have seen it I wouldn't have cried

[00:26:47] Dude I can't do it like anyone else or like anybody but like

[00:26:51] That one that Abu every time he says Abu

[00:26:54] That shit just cracks me up. Well, obviously me too

[00:27:01] Dude when he did that to the audience and they just started dying laughing. I was like fucking good audience

[00:27:04] Abu Fucking good audience Abu Abu

[00:27:06] Al-Badi he died like a dog he cried. I said

[00:27:10] Brian crying

[00:27:12] I can't keep it up

[00:27:15] Beautiful dogs

[00:27:17] That was funny

[00:27:18] And then I didn't realize it took me until to get into that point to realize that's why the

[00:27:23] Special was named beautiful dogs. Oh, okay So that's why it's a great title

[00:27:30] I wouldn't have cried

[00:27:34] He's like the actual fucking Paul Patrol. Oh dude. That was the way the fucking wall breaks down the actual Paul Patrol

[00:27:41] It's coming in a few robots, you know, I would have fucking cried too

[00:27:46] This is a horrible way to die fucking

[00:27:49] Dogs and night vision goggles in a fucking robot. Just makes me that makes me think of that damn song that

[00:28:02] Oh my god, like when you sent it to me

[00:28:04] I told you I was sick as a dog and like every time I would laugh I would cough worse than that

[00:28:08] But like it was a real throaty deep one so it would hurt, but then oh fuck look out

[00:28:15] You know what I didn't even realize this, but I need to make sure I don't have a verb or anything turned on because I was trying something on here

[00:28:25] turned on because I was trying something on here. If we're talking, he'd be like, I thought he would be a weird one. I thought you were about to say that you weren't streaming. It's

[00:28:35] been on. Hopefully it doesn't sound too bad. Oh well. Oh Boo

[00:28:48] He died like a dog

[00:28:54] Back dad I'm back daddy. I can't even say

[00:29:00] I wouldn't have died. I wouldn't have died.

[00:29:01] I wouldn't have died.

[00:29:02] I wouldn't have died.

[00:29:03] I wouldn't have died.

[00:29:04] Joe Biden definitely would have died.

[00:29:08] Oh my gosh.

[00:29:09] Oh, what was it?

[00:29:10] What was it Shane Gillis?

[00:29:12] I actually come to think of it.

[00:29:14] I'm fairly certain I've seen the stand up you're talking about

[00:29:18] because within that stand up he talks about how it would be

[00:29:21] funny for Trump to get like, you know, taken out. To get a shot. And then he was, and then he talks about how it would be funny for Trump to get like, you know,

[00:29:25] taken out and then he was and then he talked about Biden too.

[00:29:29] And then he's like, you don't even have to do anything.

[00:29:31] You could punch a sass and a.

[00:29:33] That's exactly.

[00:29:35] He makes a good point.

[00:29:37] He's like Trump is probably the funniest president.

[00:29:40] Like to get shot because you know you're like a funny thing.

[00:29:49] Dad out there daddy. He cried. He's like, I wouldn't have cried.

[00:29:53] The assassin comes in. You're gay.

[00:29:58] I do miss Trump. Well, and that's what he said. He was like, yeah, he was a bully.

[00:30:02] But the thing is he was a bully to people who didn't deserve it

[00:30:06] He was at bullies and the people who's did deserve it. He's right though. He's like I miss those debates, man

[00:30:11] He's like Ted you got a dog wife

[00:30:15] These poor bastards have been doing politics. You save your beard. There's another

[00:30:19] English sack

[00:30:20] It's he's right though. He's like these poor bastards on the stage didn't know what was coming

[00:30:24] They've been in politics for like 20 30 years and there's like rules and decorum

[00:30:28] They have no idea the shit sort of that was coming

[00:30:31] Trump just got you're gay

[00:30:34] Your guy it's like they get up there and say shit and Trump just goes wrong

[00:30:39] Oh, where is it wrong?

[00:30:43] It's like, Abbo back dad, how back daddy died like a dog wrong. I mean,

[00:30:50] just they were completely unprepared. And that's honest. That's why Trump won. Like,

[00:30:55] I, if you want to defeat someone like Trump, you have to admit what got him there.

[00:31:01] And then figure out how to beat him. But they just cannot, they can't admit that they got best.

[00:31:07] They're still people by the way that claimed

[00:31:08] that the 2016 election was stolen.

[00:31:11] And they're not Republicans, let's just say.

[00:31:13] Well, obviously not.

[00:31:15] Well, that's what I'm saying though.

[00:31:16] So it's like if talking about the election

[00:31:18] is insurrection, then I mean.

[00:31:22] Do you realize now that just about every presidential candidate this year?

[00:31:28] Well, if you take the three, the three big ones, and I'm including RFK junior in this

[00:31:34] because he's like the biggest independent.

[00:31:37] They all have funny voices every single one of them, which actually RFK is getting better.

[00:31:42] Cause I remember I told you like I heard him say,

[00:31:43] single one of them which actually RFK is getting better because I remember I told you like I heard it's a podcast they won the award for the funniest episode

[00:31:55] 2023 I think it's really good you should really oh my god! Thanks! That's fantastic!

[00:32:05] Don't be so good!

[00:32:07] We'll see what it sounds like.

[00:32:10] And the thing is, I have no problem with RFK Jr.

[00:32:14] I mean, I'll make fun of his voice, but the thing is, it's out of his control.

[00:32:17] He had, what was it?

[00:32:19] I can't remember, but it's actually something he's...

[00:32:21] No, it wasn't a stroke. It was actually something to do with the...

[00:32:23] Yeah, something...

[00:32:24] But he actually said in an earlier

[00:32:25] interview that it would get better the more he talked and it actually has like

[00:32:28] oh it has yeah you know and the thing is like Jesus Christ that was good just to

[00:32:32] be clear I'm not making fun of him to really make fun of him because he's

[00:32:37] I actually appreciate him he's reiterating smart things he's reiterating the point

[00:32:41] that I made those that literally every major presidential candidate the top three all have funny voices

[00:32:47] I just want to make I just want to say thank you for that

[00:32:52] RFK 2024. I'm gonna. I'm gonna beat. I'm gonna beat the orange guy

[00:32:59] you're gay

[00:33:04] That out daddy.

[00:33:07] Same thing I'm losing it.

[00:33:09] And then Biden.

[00:33:11] A boo.

[00:33:12] Shoot it in the next number.

[00:33:14] The pressure.

[00:33:15] Why did they let him talk?

[00:33:18] Oh, geez.

[00:33:25] Someone's out there.

[00:33:30] I don't know.

[00:33:34] I don't know.

[00:33:35] My wife's walk my wife.

[00:33:36] My wife's walk my walk my wife is walking back.

[00:33:39] My wife is wacking back.

[00:33:42] She's walking by and all sudden she hears it open the new

[00:33:49] See it's a whole different vibe we're in the same room

[00:33:57] Back dad out back daddy. Yeah people are gonna like this podcast is literally all of them Just I love you. I speak like I loved your response though to that comment when the guy was like, this is the worst podcast ever.

[00:34:05] And he's like, I know.

[00:34:09] And it's like, we never claimed to be good.

[00:34:12] We claim to try to be entertaining.

[00:34:14] So while we're on that subject, I'm going to explain again why this

[00:34:20] podcast is named and is the way it is.

[00:34:23] So believe it or not, it's both a joke and the point

[00:34:26] of this whole thing. So, and actually, I wanted to start the episode with this because I was

[00:34:34] going to call you out, not really call you out, but illuminate because I didn't catch it at the time.

[00:34:40] But when we were talking about morph in X-Men 97, you said something that was just

[00:34:46] Extremely stupid. No, just incorrect and I didn't catch it

[00:34:49] I but I think the reason I didn't catch is because I knew what you were trying to say

[00:34:54] So assuming your brain put it together and then you answered it the way you were thinking exactly

[00:34:59] Well, that and I was about ready to make a point

[00:35:00] I didn't want to let it go because it was fresh and let me say so and I'm going to say. So and I actually so I uploaded I edited that clip together.

[00:35:07] It's about 14 minutes and it's been doing pretty well.

[00:35:09] But I took out the section where you said morph wasn't human because of his chromosomes

[00:35:13] because there are actually there are human beings that don't have just straight XX and

[00:35:18] XY chromosomes.

[00:35:19] There are anomalies but they exist.

[00:35:22] People with Down syndrome for, have an extra chromosome.

[00:35:25] They have an extra DNA pair, right? No, chromosome.

[00:35:30] An extra chromosome? I know what you were getting at though. That's what I'm saying.

[00:35:36] So because the thing is morph was born male. Morph was born a human being. Yes. And he was

[00:35:41] born male. He was born a human being male, and then his powers metastasized.

[00:35:45] So if you want to get in that,

[00:35:47] like whatever you're born as,

[00:35:49] regardless of your mutant genetic factor,

[00:35:52] like he was born a male, so therefore that's,

[00:35:55] you know what I think is actually someone argue that,

[00:35:58] and they were saying he was born a male,

[00:36:00] so then I was like, okay, that's fun.

[00:36:01] And I was like the mutation out of his control,

[00:36:04] out of his control. Yeah.

[00:36:05] So it's not like what's going on out today.

[00:36:07] It's like that.

[00:36:08] And there's a lot of these like,

[00:36:11] chromosomal conditions.

[00:36:14] I didn't know that.

[00:36:15] Thank you for bringing that up.

[00:36:16] Extra chromosome, really?

[00:36:18] Yeah. That's what causes down syndrome.

[00:36:19] Why did I not know this?

[00:36:20] I mean, apparently I have an extra chromosome.

[00:36:23] I make grilled cheeses at night.

[00:36:25] Oh my God.

[00:36:26] I'll just get it.

[00:36:27] That's such a great video.

[00:36:28] Dude, like literally his video, I've always enjoyed, like I know this sounds weird.

[00:36:33] I'm not trying to sound weird.

[00:36:35] I'm going to rephrase this.

[00:36:36] I have always appreciated Down Syndrome people because for one, they just have always had

[00:36:41] a great demeanor.

[00:36:42] And then when he came out and said that and he was just like so they're not really the

[00:36:45] Happiness people he's like they are consistently having the best time and I was like, you know what?

[00:36:49] It's true. I was like the rest of us were fucking miserable flux and those guys do they're just making grilled cheeses and fucking barbecue

[00:36:55] You ever seen that one guy on YouTube? He makes barbecue? Yeah, I can't remember his name to me

[00:36:59] I think his name might be Billy or something like that, but his shit's awesome.

[00:37:05] You know, he's just always having a good time.

[00:37:06] And instead of saying something like taste really good, his go to is that's not bad.

[00:37:12] But the thing is, I know for a fact, he's basically saying that shit's bomb.

[00:37:15] Yeah.

[00:37:16] Um, so but anyway, so yes, I did want to, because somebody did point out in the

[00:37:21] comments and I'm like, shit, you know what?

[00:37:22] He's right.

[00:37:23] He's absolutely right.

[00:37:24] And I didn't catch it at the time.

[00:37:26] So I forget your username, but you know who you are.

[00:37:31] You can see the comment.

[00:37:32] It's still there.

[00:37:33] Actually, that's where I got the, uh, he was born a human male was from the

[00:37:37] continent.

[00:37:37] Yeah.

[00:37:38] Yeah.

[00:37:39] Which was funny.

[00:37:39] We appreciate you guys.

[00:37:40] What's that clip actually did exactly what I wanted it to do was about a

[00:37:44] discussion, which fun fact tying back into the podcast in the name. That's what did exactly what I wanted it to do was about a discussion which

[00:37:50] Fun fact tying back into the podcast in the name. That's what the fuck it's all about. That is the whole discussion point now

[00:37:58] You like you came up with the name and it had a ring to it and I found it funny, but there's something to that so there's this whole

[00:38:02] There's a logical fallacy called an argument from authority Which means just just because somebody is in an authoritative position, they're automatically right, which is not very

[00:38:07] interesting. There's a reason it's a logical fallacy. And then we have our buddy Cody, who calls

[00:38:13] himself the unlicensed thinker, and that resonated with me because it's like, you don't have to have

[00:38:18] a PhD to think about the universe, right? Now granted, they have some more tools that you don't

[00:38:23] have access to, but with the internet and books, there's really no reason the limit is your ability

[00:38:28] to comprehend and that limit is based on the information you have access to, but you can

[00:38:34] access all information. What are you looking at a boo?

[00:38:38] Oh, I was just looking at the thing, make sure it's still alive.

[00:38:42] It is. It didn't die.

[00:38:45] Back dad.

[00:38:45] I'll back daddy.

[00:38:47] He cried.

[00:38:48] I wouldn't have cried.

[00:38:49] And then like so in the name

[00:38:52] resident because we came up with the idea of a chimp in a suit early early on.

[00:38:58] And then we only later realized that the initials of the podcast spell misspelled,

[00:39:02] but they spell apes.

[00:39:03] So that was.

[00:39:04] Well, and the funny thing is even though like when we first started

[00:39:07] It was actually average intelligence podcast and then I was thinking

[00:39:12] Outside of podcasting and that's why I changed the name to production. So I mean not that that's anyone needs

[00:39:18] But our fans are also average intelligence people a IP

[00:39:21] Yeah, and our fans are average intelligence people so we can still call you apes yeah and

[00:39:26] Just before you like try to think that you're smarter

[00:39:29] You're probably not and I'm not trying to say I'm smart by any means

[00:39:33] But that saying this thing is a fucking hard drive and I'm pretty sure it's got like 15

[00:39:38] It's got some bad bites. Yeah, this guy has a huge hard drive to

[00:39:43] Huge hard man. I need to I got a huge hard drive.

[00:39:45] Man, I need to I need to defrag this motherfucker.

[00:39:47] That's good.

[00:39:48] It's like fortunately we have solid state drives and they do defrag quite quick.

[00:39:54] What quite quickly?

[00:39:56] Who are you?

[00:39:56] What Whitman?

[00:39:57] But wait, Whitman, but also one of my favorite philosophers ever is Socrates and his whole bit was I don't know fuck all.

[00:40:05] So I'm just going to ask people and we're going to have a dialogue.

[00:40:08] And after that dialogue, we may not have come up with an answer, but we're both a little

[00:40:11] bit smarter than when we started.

[00:40:14] So that's the whole point of this podcast is like, because the thing is we can say something

[00:40:19] and someone can correct us.

[00:40:21] And guess what?

[00:40:22] We learned something, but it's, it's, it's the the conversation and here's the funny part is actually one of my other favorite

[00:40:28] comments was from that video is the guy in the TV is what did he say so I

[00:40:36] haven't been reading comments I had to take mental health break from a lot of

[00:40:39] social media oh I know I just I it was so funny Bitch

[00:40:45] I think my wife's the other dog oh guy in the tv is insufferable to listen to this was a hard watch

[00:40:55] But I literally don't contribute much this I literally only contribute like maybe a no you do contribute though

[00:41:01] And here's the reason why so like I don't think it's an unfair statement to say you and I think about the world in

[00:41:07] different ways.

[00:41:08] Now, that's not only is that fine.

[00:41:12] That's great because sometimes what we're talking about something and he'll just drop

[00:41:15] like one sentence and I'm like, fuck, completely changed my perspective on the whole thing.

[00:41:22] We actually, I can actually bring up a moment like that and it got your gears working.

[00:41:26] And it was actually when we were talking about what, what amendment, what it wasn't, it wasn't

[00:41:32] an amendment or they changed the terminology of something and it would had to do with Trump.

[00:41:39] I believe.

[00:41:40] Yeah.

[00:41:41] Yeah.

[00:41:42] They, they, they, they clarified.

[00:41:43] Yeah.

[00:41:44] Clarified. But they changed it drastically. And then I read that to you and you're just Yeah, clarified, but they changed it drastically.

[00:41:46] And then I read that too, and you're just like,

[00:41:49] oh, okay.

[00:41:50] I went, well, yeah, that's quite a bit.

[00:41:52] Yeah, because it was like a huge difference.

[00:41:55] Like we read the old and the new.

[00:41:56] I can't even think of what it is.

[00:41:58] Yeah, it was something procedural,

[00:42:00] but it was like, oh, well, that's where the gray area was.

[00:42:02] So they actually had a point.

[00:42:03] Right.

[00:42:05] You know, fun fact.

[00:42:06] And then like, my opinion, which my opinion on abortion

[00:42:11] is a moving target, because I'm always

[00:42:13] getting new information and perspectives.

[00:42:15] But the biggest shift was just one sentence from Ben Shapiro,

[00:42:18] and I went, fuck.

[00:42:20] Oh, what was it?

[00:42:21] Well, it's like, I thought I'm sitting here thinking

[00:42:22] I'm pro-choice, like, hard staunchly pro-choice.

[00:42:24] And he's like, well, the Constitution guarantees the right to life and I went fuck

[00:42:29] well, and I

[00:42:30] Mean not to get too crazy on the abortion thing

[00:42:34] But I've been watching a channel here on YouTube called abolitionist rising

[00:42:38] and a lot of what he said has actually changed my mind on

[00:42:43] rape and

[00:42:49] incest, you know as far as exceptions well and

[00:42:53] I'm still torn on it because the thing is I don't want

[00:42:55] Someone to have to carry the rapist baby But at the same time well like they said that they said that a rapist baby is literally safer in the womb and a Christian

[00:43:03] Versus a non-Christian. Oh yeah.

[00:43:05] Because the Christian will actually care for them and love them.

[00:43:07] Well that's a pretty broad statement.

[00:43:09] No, I know.

[00:43:10] And this is just what I said.

[00:43:11] What they said, and I take everything with the grain of salt.

[00:43:14] But anyway, so basically they said that people are more okay with punishing the baby than

[00:43:22] they are the rapist. And then they're saying, if there's a baby

[00:43:26] can see from rape, that 100% guarantees

[00:43:30] that that person is the aggressor,

[00:43:34] and they believe that that person should be executed.

[00:43:38] And I'm not for, like, if you wanna call

[00:43:42] a movement pro life, that's what I consider

[00:43:44] that's what I would be.

[00:43:45] Yeah, we've had we had that discussion, you know, but, um, which actually I'm making

[00:43:49] shorts out. That's a video we have up to, by the way, we touch on it and I'm making

[00:43:52] shorts out of that. And whoop, wow, people who at least the comments, which is funny

[00:43:57] though, because the funny occurrence that happens in basically every video we make,

[00:44:02] we've had including all the shorts on all the clips. I think we've had two that had an under 50% like to dislike ratio. Our channel average is like 90.

[00:44:12] No, I'm sorry. It's like 89%. So more the vast majority of people like our stuff more than

[00:44:18] dislike, but our comment sections make you think people hate us, which is so funny to me.

[00:44:24] I just drew a little bit.

[00:44:25] That's what I'm trying to say also.

[00:44:27] They're just going to you conservatives or even people who are in the middle.

[00:44:32] Speak up, speak up.

[00:44:33] Don't just like speak up because the thing is, no, the reason I say this is

[00:44:38] because they've been asleep for a long time, you know, and it's like use your

[00:44:42] voice.

[00:44:42] That's the most powerful thing you have.

[00:44:44] Use your voice, you know, like talk about things

[00:44:48] that are an issue.

[00:44:50] Don't just sit there and, you know,

[00:44:51] but God wish things would change

[00:44:53] and then throw your recliner up

[00:44:54] and then crack open a beer and then watch Conan.

[00:44:58] It's sports ball.

[00:45:00] Or whatever, murder ball.

[00:45:02] Isn't that a movie?

[00:45:03] Yeah, those guys in world's room.

[00:45:04] Murder ball? Murder ball? I don't know. I know roller. Not a movie. Yeah, those guys in Wilts murder ball.

[00:45:05] Murder ball.

[00:45:06] I don't know.

[00:45:07] I know roller ball was a movie.

[00:45:09] Yeah.

[00:45:10] I don't know.

[00:45:11] I feel like no, I feel like that was a.

[00:45:13] Actually, wasn't Joe.

[00:45:15] What's his name in it?

[00:45:17] Moneyball is what I'm thinking of.

[00:45:19] That was with Jonah Jonah.

[00:45:20] Jonah Hill.

[00:45:21] Maybe it wasn't called murder ball, but I want to say there is.

[00:45:24] I think there is.

[00:45:24] Yeah.

[00:45:24] I think it was I think it was a movie about where they take. I think they were there. Believe it. No. John Hill. Maybe it wasn't called Murderball, but I want to say there is a- There is.

[00:45:25] I think there is a-

[00:45:26] Yeah, I think it was a movie about where they take-

[00:45:28] I think they were-

[00:45:29] Prisoner believe us.

[00:45:30] No, hang on.

[00:45:31] Are you sure?

[00:45:32] I don't know.

[00:45:33] We may have just come up with the next awesome B-movie idea though.

[00:45:37] Let's see, Murderball.

[00:45:38] I love how we're sitting here trying to remember when Google's free and in front of us.

[00:45:41] Well, it's always more fun to try to find a documentary.

[00:45:45] Oh, you're right. It was a 2005 documentary about athletes who are physically disabled

[00:45:50] who play wheelchair rugby.

[00:45:52] Yeah, murder ball. I'm not playing the night, dad. I'm playing at night. That, that, that

[00:46:04] one was just hilarious because he's like, he looks at me, or he says,

[00:46:07] I'm not American, but not, dad.

[00:46:09] And then he's, I'm making a midnight.

[00:46:12] Oh, man.

[00:46:14] Abu.

[00:46:15] Abu.

[00:46:16] Back, dad.

[00:46:17] Outback daddy.

[00:46:18] He died like a dog.

[00:46:19] He cried.

[00:46:20] I asked him, why you crying?

[00:46:21] And he said, I'm not.

[00:46:22] I'm not.

[00:46:23] I'm not.

[00:46:24] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Apple, back dad, out back daddy.

[00:46:25] He died like a dog.

[00:46:26] He cried.

[00:46:27] I asked him, why are you crying?

[00:46:29] And he said, no, I'm not gonna put up.

[00:46:33] Oh dude, you know what?

[00:46:35] I was thinking this as soon as you said it,

[00:46:37] this is why I waited for you to finish this time

[00:46:40] because if you interrupt someone,

[00:46:43] you kind of make them lose their train of thought.

[00:46:44] But I kept to it. Where am I? I what anyway when you said that comment said that guy in the TV

[00:46:50] What did he say? Was it we were insufferable and suffable and I

[00:46:54] If I would have been paying attention to the comments my immediate reaction to comment back

[00:46:58] We're like oh, so you watch the news

[00:47:04] Well, but you know what else soon I'm gonna I'm going to, I'm going to give you a hard

[00:47:07] pass because I know you were sick. And I know that when I'm sick, I'm not 100% there, because I'm

[00:47:15] like trying to breathe. Which again, we were just having a discussion, which was the entire goal,

[00:47:21] because I wanted to be like, now, now, I know a lot of you are looking at this morph character on the surface and you're taking what Disney

[00:47:26] says as gospel when I'm like, they're probably not going to use that terminology in the show.

[00:47:31] And they're probably just doing it to try to get people to talk about it because no,

[00:47:34] there's no such thing as bad press, right?

[00:47:36] All right.

[00:47:37] Because now people, there's some people who are going to tune in just to see if they call morph non-binary.

[00:47:46] Hold on, I got a text.

[00:47:51] Abu. He died like a dog.

[00:47:53] Beautiful dogs.

[00:47:55] Say that again.

[00:47:56] I'm sorry.

[00:47:58] Start over.

[00:47:59] Shoot it in as an asher of pressure.

[00:48:01] Shoot it in asher of pressure.

[00:48:03] No, I'm being asked for something.

[00:48:06] Anyway, um, yeah, I lost my train of thought.

[00:48:11] Okay.

[00:48:12] Okay.

[00:48:13] You were giving me a pass.

[00:48:14] Did I say something stupid?

[00:48:15] No, no, no, no.

[00:48:16] I'm just, I'm saying that like you were thinking, but you weren't thinking with 100% of your

[00:48:19] computer because, okay.

[00:48:22] Yeah.

[00:48:23] What was there something that's specific or just just just the fact

[00:48:28] that you know and again I didn't catch it either because I should have been like well

[00:48:31] no there are actually like a lot there are but I my new yeah yeah yeah they are talking

[00:48:40] about something I would assume everybody would assume I'm talking about the majority and not the minority

[00:48:45] Well, and I kind of rebuffed you anyway because I'm like no more

[00:48:48] As a human being which is how I was able to salvage the clip because it's like why did I say he wasn't a human?

[00:48:53] Did I say no?

[00:48:55] That's the thing so I argue with you when you when you know basically talking about the trans thing or not trans

[00:49:00] We were talking about we were talking about his I

[00:49:04] Was baked basically wondering, I was baked, basically

[00:49:05] wondering if he was baked. No, I was basically wondering if when he morphs does his DNA change,

[00:49:11] and then you were making the point it doesn't matter because his chromosomes are either

[00:49:14] x, y or x x, but we cleared that up though, because you said that and you tried mine on

[00:49:19] that. Correct. Correct. But the point is at one point point you said, you know, you did say if he's not either one of

[00:49:27] those, he's not human, but that's not what you meant.

[00:49:31] Okay.

[00:49:32] Well, and also where I screwed up to was talking about bone structure, remember, and then you

[00:49:38] was like, well, no, he grows a great sizes or smaller.

[00:49:40] And I was like, okay, then that makes sense.

[00:49:42] But here's the thing though, you were actually, and this, I just, this just hit me,

[00:49:46] you were actually right,

[00:49:47] morph is technically not human.

[00:49:50] Morph is not a homo sapien because morph is a mutant.

[00:49:58] Which is a separate species in the X-Men universe.

[00:50:00] It's a mutation.

[00:50:03] What's that?

[00:50:04] What's,, my God.

[00:50:06] Well, the thing is, what was before

[00:50:08] Homo sapiens Homo erectus?

[00:50:09] Correct. There were a few species.

[00:50:11] Okay. Oh, yeah, that right.

[00:50:12] So therefore, through mating and what

[00:50:15] not, we became Homo sapiens.

[00:50:17] Well, I mean, there's the we have

[00:50:19] telemeans interbreeding and we have

[00:50:21] telomeres. Is that how you say it?

[00:50:23] Toulomeres. We have two telomeres is that how you say it told the two lameres we have two lameres

[00:50:26] Telomeres no, it's telomeres. It's T.E.L. E. Oh

[00:50:30] so different years tell telomeres and

[00:50:33] We actually have I think a couple of them that are

[00:50:38] What is it they are fused together and in nature that doesn't not happen at?

[00:50:46] are fused together and in nature that doesn't not happen at all whatsoever like there are many scientists that are so baffled about it and you can read about

[00:50:49] this I was gonna say I don't know what yeah I know I've just been reading a lot

[00:50:53] on genetics and whatnot like I'm a very boring person outside of here yeah

[00:50:57] that's adorable but I wouldn't saw Dune part two by myself last night and

[00:51:02] actually it was quite good oh Dune I hadn't seen the first one.

[00:51:06] I heard it.

[00:51:07] I heard it.

[00:51:08] You're going to kick yourself for not seeing it in the theater.

[00:51:09] Well, I mean, they might play it in theater.

[00:51:13] There might be some older theaters around that play older movies.

[00:51:16] I'm kind of surprised they didn't do a double feature because I would have actually would

[00:51:20] have sat through that six hour.

[00:51:22] Both movies are three hours?

[00:51:24] Approximately. They're not quite three hours. But you know what? It doesn't feel

[00:51:27] well the first one feels like it. The second one's not. You know, getting on

[00:51:31] movies subject. You remember back in the day how we could literally just watch

[00:51:35] like eight movies and they were only maybe an hour and a half, maybe an hour and

[00:51:39] 45 minutes. Nothing too crazy. Well, how many days? You have a movie you're sitting

[00:51:43] there for at least three hours. If it's a good one. At least two crazy. Well, how many days you have a movie? You're sitting there for at least three hours.

[00:51:45] Yeah, if it's a good one, at least two comedy.

[00:51:49] Yeah, maybe two hours, but the thing is comedies

[00:51:51] back in the day were an hour and 15 to like an hour and a half.

[00:51:53] 90 minutes was the magic number,

[00:51:56] at least in the nineties mid 2000s for movies

[00:51:59] unless you were doing something more like epic in scope.

[00:52:01] But yeah, I'm gonna take a book out of the Jeep people's thing. I'm, you know, when they say it's a Jeep thing, I'm like, it's a 90s thing. It

[00:52:08] really is. Stay tuned for up your button around the corner. Dude, I'm so stoked. We're

[00:52:12] gonna have that meeting on Thursday. I'm so fucking stoked for that. I need this to I

[00:52:17] need this to be a thing because the thing is I literally just came up with a slogan.

[00:52:21] It's a 90s thing. It's a 90s thing. Oh, dude. That's a t-shirt. I know. Trademark copyright. If there's one thing I'm good at is slogans and naming

[00:52:28] things. It's true. Because I live sometimes naming things.

[00:52:31] I've literally what what was I asking you about? I asked you about something. I'm like,

[00:52:34] I need you to help me. I couldn't I couldn't. And that's why I said sometimes because I

[00:52:37] couldn't really. Not that. But there was one earlier that I asked you for like within

[00:52:41] two minutes. I was like got it. That's brilliant. If I know enough about of what you're talking about and you need help with the name.

[00:52:50] Say something.

[00:52:51] I might give you an idea you might like.

[00:52:53] So yeah, but you I think you would enjoy doing.

[00:52:56] I really do.

[00:52:57] Well, I love that era and on top of that I love the way it's like, you know, shot.

[00:53:03] Oh, dude.

[00:53:04] It's gorgeous. Well, and I saw I did see it in Dolby

[00:53:08] Some my seat rumbled like half the movie. It was great. It was awesome

[00:53:14] You felt like

[00:53:17] When the wall came down the wall came down the dogs came in the pop patrol came in the ball

[00:53:23] I don't know what are the I know

[00:53:25] Rubbles one of their names. I know you have trouble makes the most sense because that's what how back daddy was left in

[00:53:31] Rebel came in and tore his head off

[00:53:35] Beautiful dog. I'm gonna lift his leg

[00:53:38] beautiful dogs

[00:53:40] But yeah, man dude dude oh dude dude. So fun fun fact though when I saw I

[00:53:46] Knew I didn't even know what doing was but I heard dune like said before

[00:53:51] So I knew it was a thing and I knew there was a movie that was made earlier never saw it never read it now

[00:53:57] I want to read it

[00:53:59] But I went I actually got asked by a girl

[00:54:03] She's like do you want wanna go see Dune?

[00:54:05] And I was like, sure, I'll go see Dune.

[00:54:06] I've seen the trailers, it looks interesting enough.

[00:54:10] Keep in mind, she wanted to go see Dune.

[00:54:12] She fell asleep in the theater.

[00:54:14] And I was like,

[00:54:16] was it dark or quiet or?

[00:54:18] I mean, it was a movie theater.

[00:54:19] It wasn't quiet, the movie's loud as fuck.

[00:54:21] I know it's dark, but like, yeah,

[00:54:23] that's what I was saying.

[00:54:24] How the fuck do you fall asleep when it's loud? I don't know and especially and I will say this

[00:54:28] Doom part one is like my kind of movie. It's a real mind fuck and but I'm addicted to those kinds

[00:54:36] of movies where like I'm trying to figure it out because so the main character of Paul Trades

[00:54:40] one of his and it's funny because he has this ability But it actually makes sense and they explain why he has this ability in the movie

[00:54:47] he can see visions of

[00:54:49] What might be the future or they might just be hallucinations?

[00:54:53] He doesn't know he hasn't fine-tune this ability yet because like for a spoiler alert for Doom part one

[00:54:58] There's a character that he sees flashes of multiple times in the movie and he doesn't know who this is

[00:55:02] And he actually ends up killing him at the end of the film

[00:55:02] flashes of multiple times in the movie and he doesn't know who this is and he actually ends up killing him at the end of the film. I was gonna say don't give

[00:55:06] away too much too much. But it shows visions of them like working together

[00:55:09] and fighting alongside each other. So you're just like so I'm trying to figure

[00:55:13] out because they make it pretty clear that you can't take these visions like

[00:55:17] as gospel. They make it crystal clear in the beginning. So you're wondering like, what's going on? Like Trump

[00:55:27] would not be able to watch doing part one. He'd be like, Paul, he sees the future or does

[00:55:33] he see the future? I don't know. I don't know. And the thing that tripped me up with

[00:55:38] doom, though, is like, there's a lot of like really exotic sci-fi sounding names and then there's like normal names like Paul

[00:55:46] and Lady Jessica and I'm like I don't know it took me out of it now I don't care but then they're

[00:55:52] like the planet Arrakis led by Duke, Duke Paul. You know Dune has been around for a long time.

[00:56:01] It's been around for I will say that but the thing is, there was a newer movie.

[00:56:05] I don't remember what it was called,

[00:56:06] but my wife was getting me to watch it.

[00:56:08] And it was like a space, not out in just a spaceship,

[00:56:13] but it was more like a just they were going to another planet.

[00:56:16] And there was all kinds of different races and this and that.

[00:56:19] And I don't like getting into those types of movies

[00:56:22] unless I have absolute background and know about it because the thing is I'm

[00:56:26] Getting invested into a movie with a bunch of different worlds and different people and I'm not gonna know anything about them

[00:56:33] I'm a very inquisitive of mine. I want to know what happened on that planet

[00:56:37] I want to know what happened on that see I think that's why you'll like dune because dunes world building is second to

[00:56:41] None, that's what I'm saying If you are a good storyteller

[00:56:45] and a good essential world builder.

[00:56:47] It's one of the best.

[00:56:49] And take this from somebody who came into a cold.

[00:56:52] Like I had no prior knowledge.

[00:56:55] By the middle, well, not even, that's not even fair.

[00:56:57] I knew what was going on.

[00:56:59] Everything I needed to know I understood.

[00:57:01] Every time I hear Dune, I for some reason

[00:57:03] think of Brad Pitt and Troy.

[00:57:05] Not like Brad Pitt in general, but like Brad Pitt like because I when I hear you know what though

[00:57:10] You know what though if they had made if they had tried to do another

[00:57:15] adaptation of Dune and like the mid-2000s they could have done it with those people

[00:57:19] Well, you know what they could they could have done it because at first I was like that movie just kind of seems like

[00:57:24] Oh, man. I'm telling you right now though. The movie looks spectacular You know what, they could have done it. Because at first I was like, that movie just kind of seems like damn.

[00:57:26] Oh man, I'm telling you right now though, the movie looks spectacular.

[00:57:29] All right, I'll watch it.

[00:57:30] And then plus you get to see, fuck Thanos.

[00:57:35] Oh, Josh Brolin?

[00:57:36] Yeah.

[00:57:36] He's in both of them too.

[00:57:37] I like Josh Brolin.

[00:57:38] Josh Brolin.

[00:57:39] Yeah, goonies.

[00:57:41] Did you ever watch that?

[00:57:42] Yeah, I was voice changed like that.

[00:57:44] I was like. Did you, it's some

[00:57:47] place in the UK, but they do this thing to promote movies that will playground insults.

[00:57:50] Oh man. And they have one with Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I've

[00:57:57] seen that with Chris Pratt and what's her face and she's like something I did some of

[00:58:02] their sex scene and then he goes I threw

[00:58:05] up in my mouth.

[00:58:06] No, that's what she said.

[00:58:07] And then he said during our sex sick.

[00:58:10] Yeah, she said before our sex scene, I threw up in my mouth just thinking and then he's

[00:58:15] like during our sex scene.

[00:58:18] I felt your dick rubbing against my leg.

[00:58:20] Who was that?

[00:58:21] Who was the girl?

[00:58:22] Jennifer Lawrence.

[00:58:23] Jennifer Lawrence.

[00:58:24] Yeah, she conceded after that. I was like, yeah, that was good. I'd say so. Oh Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah, she she conceded after that

[00:58:25] I was like, yeah, I'd say so. Oh my god Ryan Reynolds and Josh, but it's the best one and I just I think I've seen it

[00:58:32] And I think I didn't Josh Brolin bring up a

[00:58:36] Green Lantern. Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, and then he's like never saw it and Ryan knows goes. I didn't either

[00:58:42] As I said, you're not gonna beat Ryan Reynolds

[00:58:45] on and off the cup, but Josh Brolin did good,

[00:58:47] but what was, God, what was Ryan Reynolds?

[00:58:50] That's why he's like, Josh, you smell so bad.

[00:58:54] I can hear it.

[00:58:57] You know, and the funny thing is,

[00:58:58] I don't even see Ryan Reynolds anymore.

[00:59:01] I don't, I see Deadpool.

[00:59:02] It's just Deadpool.

[00:59:03] Like, Ryan Reynolds didn't ever exist. It was only ever Deadpool. I've re watched both Deadpool's

[00:59:09] recently and I love the line. It's like do you think Ryan Reynolds got this far

[00:59:12] in his superior acting ability? I'm so I'm so ready for Deadpool to we're gonna

[00:59:18] have to do a preview and a reaction episode to that and it will get ratings because Deadpool equals money

[00:59:37] I wouldn't have cried holy crap. I rewatched the first X-Men to the other day

[00:59:40] The movie yeah the live action movie

[00:59:43] Yeah, I bet solid movie Logan was in there, right? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:59:47] Wolverine's in it. Yeah, because he got Hugh Jackman's as young as fuck in that movie. That was when

[00:59:52] he was a lumberjack. What was that like 2001 though, right? That was old 2003. Maybe I can't

[00:59:59] remember. I'm fairly certain it came out. Yeah, I think you're right Let's see because they

[01:00:05] They shot so many of those movies out so fast

[01:00:08] They really did well not that fast. They were still well

[01:00:11] I mean there was like five movies by 2009. That's like six years. Thanks my first movie. No, that was no not first class

[01:00:18] Damn it. Oh, no 2000 2000. Okay. That was 24 years ago

[01:00:25] Shut up

[01:00:30] We're not old we're just getting better

[01:00:36] Joe Biden is old I'm not old

[01:00:40] My people don't age come on man my people don't age we just marinate

[01:00:48] You we hold these truths to be self

[01:00:52] You know the thing

[01:00:55] Anyway, anyway, dude. Oh man when he turns into a Roomba

[01:01:04] You just fart sounded like it didn't.

[01:01:10] I have one of these days I just want Trump to go up in the rally and just be like before

[01:01:13] I got up here.

[01:01:15] I farted in the green room.

[01:01:19] There were people in there.

[01:01:21] Find people.

[01:01:22] Find people.

[01:01:23] Beautiful dogs.

[01:01:24] There was fine people on both sides.

[01:01:25] There was one woman by the door.

[01:01:27] I know she got the brunt of it.

[01:01:31] I would apologize, but she should just be grateful that she breathed in that air.

[01:01:35] I left the room and they still had me in there.

[01:01:39] Joe Biden is like a popcorn fart.

[01:01:44] A popcorn fart

[01:01:54] That's a that's a Jim Cornett is dry and airy airy that's that's yeah, that's a Jim Cornett is on the popcorn fart It's just like a

[01:01:58] Well that we failed spectacularly no

[01:02:02] I know see that's the beautiful part of this podcast though.

[01:02:05] We don't want to stay on topic.

[01:02:06] I mean, we can have something.

[01:02:08] When we fail, it's entertaining.

[01:02:11] When we succeed, it's informative.

[01:02:14] And there's no TV around me this time, so liberals can't get mad at me for saying things.

[01:02:19] No, they, yeah.

[01:02:20] I'm not going to say the liberals because actually I actually jive a lot with classic

[01:02:24] liberals. Yeah, they're not even liberals anymore. Which actually I I actually jive a lot with classic liberals

[01:02:29] Yeah, they're not even liberals anymore. No, which actually I found I think you're left this I think we call them. I was gonna say I think you've seen this before but

[01:02:34] Is it call me no, it's a

[01:02:37] comic

[01:02:40] How the middle became the right both sides make some good points. You all right. Yeah, thanks thanks Why are you sliding with the bad guy? That's so true. Yeah, that's a literal

[01:02:50] That's how it happened. You know the funny thing is I actually was talking to you about this, but I

[01:02:57] And of course actually, you know to be honest. I don't think he deleted all his

[01:03:03] so I was arguing with this guy on Facebook before

[01:03:06] we got on and

[01:03:11] TurboTax let's just state this TurboTax has a trans uh commercial you know a trans person in

[01:03:18] the commercial I'm assuming the trans but I mean it looks like a bearded lady I'm just gonna be

[01:03:21] honest you know we used to have those in circuses, but I digress.

[01:03:26] And then this, I'm assuming he's Spanish.

[01:03:30] I don't know where he's from,

[01:03:31] but his name is Valdez.

[01:03:33] It's Spani-cool.

[01:03:34] Okay, but anyway, so this one guy says to him,

[01:03:37] he goes, if you're Mexican and vote,

[01:03:38] well, okay, I'm sorry.

[01:03:40] The guy, the Spanish guy said,

[01:03:42] I bet I know who it voted for.

[01:03:44] And I thought that was funny, but then this liberal said, if I know who it voted for and I thought that was funny

[01:03:45] But then this liberal said if you're Mexican and voted for Trump you're shitting on your racing culture

[01:03:51] Whatever culture you had left. So I simply just

[01:03:55] Said you're white-telling a non-caucasian what to do tell me your racist without telling me

[01:04:00] And it just went on from there and also I wasn't really aware of the Mexican culture disappearing

[01:04:06] Yeah, I was gonna say it's like not gone anywhere there like I've seen more taco trucks pop up

[01:04:12] You know, I would mention the guy's name and the post and before you say that's a racist statement

[01:04:19] Ask any Mexican ever

[01:04:22] Where taco truck is and they can tell you?

[01:04:25] Like they know it's a thing because they make the best.

[01:04:28] It's it's just a fact like Mexican taco trucks are the absolute.

[01:04:35] You know, I actually I bought tacos from an American taco truck once.

[01:04:38] Fucking mistake. Oh, yeah. It's terrible.

[01:04:41] Hold on. Hold on.

[01:04:43] Don't you say taco though?

[01:04:44] Hold on. Hold on. Don't you say talk about on. I actually have a business model for tacos. But I'm not going to make the same mistake as what he's talking about. I want. Listen, I don't care what anyone says. All you white people out there. My brothers and sisters.

[01:05:02] My brother's in the system.

[01:05:09] We love taco Tuesday night and when we make our white tacos and I'm just gonna call them that You know with just a corn tortilla, you know your ground beef cooked up in your pan and there's some lettuce and cheese and sour cream and taco sauce

[01:05:15] I

[01:05:16] Call those white boy tacos. Where are tacos and then I was like I was like man. I want to make a taco truck and

[01:05:24] Literally call it white boy tacos.

[01:05:28] Dude, and then be like, have no Hispanic, like, like,

[01:05:32] I don't mean no Hispanic, but like,

[01:05:34] have no, like, it's literally white boy tacos.

[01:05:37] Like, you're not coming here for fucking burrito tacos.

[01:05:40] You're coming here for white boy tacos.

[01:05:41] Like one L in the word tortilla.

[01:05:44] Tor, tortilla Tortilla

[01:05:46] You want tortilla on the crunchy taco shit

[01:05:51] It makes no sense

[01:05:52] Talk it's called tacos congueros

[01:05:56] We want to call it for this one. Yeah, we're because we're not worries the podcast died like a dog

[01:06:02] It's over you can go home

[01:06:04] The podcast died like a dog. It's over. You can go home.

[01:06:10] Bye. Oh, we did. I don't know. We didn't tell them about the, oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck it. I know. Fuck it. Hit.

[01:06:14] Hold up the plaque for the for the people. If you would like your custom made

[01:06:20] belt trophies, plaques, I think they make a, it's a special kind of necklace,

[01:06:26] like where it's got like a miniature belt plate

[01:06:29] and then a big chain, like I guess it's popular

[01:06:31] with athletes, I don't know because I don't play sports ball.

[01:06:34] Oh and not to mention shirts.

[01:06:37] Like I've already shown this a bit.

[01:06:38] Yeah.

[01:06:39] And then even while our friends at Trophy Smack can help you,

[01:06:43] if you use our link in the description too, it will tell them that we sent you there.

[01:06:49] Absolutely.

[01:06:50] I just ruined his advert.

[01:06:51] No, it's alright.

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