Average Intelligence Election Day Coverage
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Average Intelligence Election Day Coverage

🦅 - Visit our website: www.aretemedia.org 🦅 - Will Donald Trump or Kamala Harris be the next President of the United States? Join us as we watch the election results come in, look at different election scenarios and have some fun while we watch history unfold. #trump #donaldtrump #kamalaharris #joebiden #kamala #biden #electionday #bideneconomy #economy #money #politics #presidentialelection #2024 #2024election #maga

[00:00:00] We Should Be Rolling, We Should Be A Rolling Stone

[00:00:07] And So Fun Fact, Indiana's And A Couple Other States Polls Are, Or I Should Say Votes Are Already Counted

[00:00:18] Isn't That Bizarre? Wow! How Can We Get It Done?

[00:00:22] Well, and to be fair, I think the reason that some places like Indiana, for example, we all knew it was going Trump is just such a wide, I think they have just in relation to how many votes still need to be counted versus their registered voter numbers.

[00:00:43] They can clearly say this is safe or not.

[00:00:45] But I always say I think every state should do it like Indiana does.

[00:00:48] I'm going to back my camera up a bit so you can.

[00:00:52] Good, I'm sharing our live.

[00:00:57] Fucker, there.

[00:00:59] Ah, there we are.

[00:01:01] You can see our boy by there.

[00:01:06] Yes, I am.

[00:01:06] I didn't lose you, did I?

[00:01:08] No, not as soon as I can tell.

[00:01:10] I wasn't doing anything. I was doing something else off of here and you got really quiet.

[00:01:14] So I was like, okay, something's up.

[00:01:17] I was moving the camera, so I'm going to go ahead and...

[00:01:20] I wasn't moving.

[00:01:23] It was a movie.

[00:01:27] All right.

[00:01:27] All right, it appears everyone can see the various interactive maps that I'm going to be referencing.

[00:01:33] Okay.

[00:01:34] Well, once I get done doing this, I'll double check with you.

[00:01:37] I've got it open, so we'll get it.

[00:01:39] Oh.

[00:01:40] Well, I'm so proud of you.

[00:01:44] You're becoming your own Jamie.

[00:01:48] What the fuck is up with this, Jamie?

[00:01:50] Oh, shit.

[00:01:51] This is where I always screw it up.

[00:01:52] Damn it.

[00:01:55] This is where I...

[00:01:56] Well, I don't actually want to be in Daytona.

[00:01:58] I'd rather be in Panama City, but...

[00:02:01] Panama City Beach, for anyone curious.

[00:02:04] My shirt says Daytona.

[00:02:06] If you're confused, why?

[00:02:07] Not you, viewers.

[00:02:09] Daytona or Gay-Tona?

[00:02:11] Oh, dude.

[00:02:12] Definitely Gay-Tona.

[00:02:13] I was going to say, I thought you said Gay-Tona.

[00:02:15] I was like, that's actually an awesome shirt idea.

[00:02:18] Not going to lie.

[00:02:19] Gay-Tona.

[00:02:20] Oh, dude.

[00:02:21] There you go.

[00:02:22] New shirt idea.

[00:02:24] Right?

[00:02:25] I know.

[00:02:25] I'm just saying.

[00:02:28] It's hilarious because...

[00:02:29] Oh, no.

[00:02:29] I was about to say we don't have anyone gay on the podcast network.

[00:02:33] That is not true.

[00:02:33] I was going to say no one else wanted to join.

[00:02:37] I'm going to keep us over here for this particular one so we don't get in the way of Matt.

[00:02:41] Okay, so just walking through, walking the viewers through what I've got here as the night progresses.

[00:02:48] So what I have is I have an empty map, which I'm going to fill in as the night goes.

[00:02:54] I've got the Google election interactive map going.

[00:02:59] So when they call a state, I'll fill it in on our map.

[00:03:01] And then I've got my predictions map, which I've left the...

[00:03:07] What did you say?

[00:03:07] The battleground states open for now.

[00:03:09] And I'll go over based on the polling.

[00:03:11] And I've got all the polls that I normally use.

[00:03:13] The polling averages I use to back up my predictions.

[00:03:17] But this map is going to be our fun one where we can say, look, if this happens, this happens.

[00:03:22] This is our Bible map.

[00:03:24] And then this is one of the many places I'm getting information.

[00:03:27] So we can go ahead and fill this out.

[00:03:30] Vermont is safely forecasted for Kamala Harris.

[00:03:35] Indiana, Kentucky, and West Virginia are Trump.

[00:03:38] 10%.

[00:03:42] Well, Indiana is only 18% reporting, though.

[00:03:45] So they're still doing it.

[00:03:47] Kentucky is actually 23%.

[00:03:49] They're calling it.

[00:03:50] Are they calling it?

[00:03:51] Yeah.

[00:03:52] At least Google is.

[00:03:53] I'm just looking at Associated Press.

[00:03:56] You know, because they're trustworthy.

[00:03:59] Yeah.

[00:03:59] It says Associated Press hasn't called this race.

[00:04:01] So actually, if you want to do me a favor, because if I open another tab, I might screw up the screen.

[00:04:07] What do you need?

[00:04:08] You're misreading my prediction map, Justin, because what I don't have are the swing states.

[00:04:14] Kamala Harris does not have enough electoral.

[00:04:17] Neither does Trump at these numbers.

[00:04:18] Neither has the, which actually hers is lower.

[00:04:21] Neither has the sufficient amount of electoral votes.

[00:04:24] I was just filling in the hardcore prediction map.

[00:04:31] Well, apparently Trump has 23 while she only has three.

[00:04:36] As of right now.

[00:04:37] Yeah.

[00:04:38] Over on the eastern side of the country.

[00:04:42] And you can chalk some of these numbers up to the fact that like Indiana, for example, we use voting machines.

[00:04:50] So we can tabulate.

[00:04:51] And like you said, they're still technically counting.

[00:04:52] But our election results tend to come in very quickly.

[00:04:55] Mostly because we tend to lean Republican.

[00:04:59] And the way we vote is mostly smart computer.

[00:05:03] Yeah.

[00:05:05] You know, like, wow, you go in, press a button, and it immediately records your keystroke.

[00:05:10] Wow.

[00:05:10] That's just insane.

[00:05:12] It's crazy.

[00:05:12] I know.

[00:05:13] In 2024.

[00:05:14] It's so crazy.

[00:05:15] It doesn't make it.

[00:05:15] It just makes so much sense.

[00:05:16] It's crazy.

[00:05:18] Who would have thought it?

[00:05:19] Oliver.

[00:05:20] Is that the guy you were wanting to go over was Chase Oliver?

[00:05:25] He's a Libertarian Party candidate.

[00:05:27] So, yeah, I was thinking about it.

[00:05:28] I was thinking about it.

[00:05:29] And they still got RFK on there as well, even though he asked to be removed.

[00:05:32] But he couldn't be because of time frame.

[00:05:36] Well, Indiana is not a swing state.

[00:05:37] So he didn't ask to be removed in Indiana.

[00:05:39] He got 9,000 votes so far.

[00:05:42] I don't think it's Indiana.

[00:05:44] You know what?

[00:05:45] And I almost did it just out of principle.

[00:05:48] I almost did.

[00:05:48] 5,000.

[00:05:50] 5,000.

[00:05:51] Nah.

[00:05:51] Wouldn't that be a...

[00:05:52] If I could have voted, I would have.

[00:05:53] Wouldn't that have been a motherfucker if fucking RFK wins it in Indiana?

[00:06:02] That would be crazy.

[00:06:03] Actually, hopefully not because that takes 11 votes away from Trump and Trump needs all.

[00:06:07] If he wants to win, Trump needs all.

[00:06:09] So, well, and I find this really funny though because check this out.

[00:06:12] Because earlier today even, they weren't calling Arizona safe for Trump.

[00:06:17] It was still a swing state.

[00:06:19] But this is according to our friends at 270 to win, which is my number one source for election predictions and or just interactive maps to see what's up.

[00:06:29] So, they're calling Arizona.

[00:06:31] Let's see what Google says.

[00:06:33] They're not...

[00:06:35] Google it.

[00:06:36] Google it.

[00:06:37] They haven't called anything yet.

[00:06:38] By the way, dude, that clip I uploaded the other day where we were talking about like Chang Ugar and Anna Kaspari and you did a perfect Google it in there and I still laugh when I watch it.

[00:06:51] So, this is my election prediction based upon the polls that I looked at today.

[00:06:57] And this has actually changed from a couple weeks ago when we did because at the time Trump was polling ahead in Wisconsin and Michigan.

[00:07:04] He is now not.

[00:07:05] So, based on the polls that I've looked at, this is my election map.

[00:07:10] Now, the one toss-up I really have is Wisconsin because in one of the poll averages that I look at, Trump is ahead.

[00:07:17] And this is the weird thing.

[00:07:20] And actually, I'm going to look at this again just to make sure that I'm not messing this up.

[00:07:23] But if I remember correctly, real clear politics tends to lean, as far as I can tell, leans a little bit right.

[00:07:30] But I'm going to be honest, that's mostly because it just has Trump ahead, generally speaking.

[00:07:40] Once a second, I'm having technical difficulties.

[00:07:42] Yep, you're good.

[00:07:43] And then I also do the Hill's polling averages because they're very...

[00:07:47] There's a lot of data.

[00:07:49] But this is what's interesting.

[00:07:50] So, in Wisconsin, you would think that the Hill would go Kamala winning.

[00:07:55] But actually, if I can find Wisconsin...

[00:07:58] I might need to move my monitor here.

[00:08:03] Okay, I can't...

[00:08:11] I think that's Wisconsin.

[00:08:13] Hopefully.

[00:08:14] No, that's Washington.

[00:08:15] Where's Wisconsin?

[00:08:16] Wisconsin.

[00:08:21] Well, in other words, in other news, Mike Braun is basically going to win the governor's seat in Indiana.

[00:08:29] So, 60% so far.

[00:08:35] Okay, I have to be lame for a moment.

[00:08:37] Let's see.

[00:08:39] Just to get the damn thing open.

[00:08:42] There.

[00:08:43] Okay.

[00:08:43] Two seats in the...

[00:08:44] Two Republican seats in the Senate so far.

[00:08:47] Okay, so for the moment, they can't...

[00:08:49] Or House, not Senate.

[00:08:50] Yeah.

[00:08:51] For the moment, they can't see us right now.

[00:08:52] But okay, so this is the weird thing.

[00:08:54] The Hill...

[00:08:54] They'll survive.

[00:08:56] The Hill...

[00:08:56] They can see what I'm talking about.

[00:08:57] They just can't see us.

[00:08:59] The Hill has Trump ahead of Kamala.

[00:09:02] Marginally.

[00:09:02] Well within the margin of error in both polls.

[00:09:04] However, the real clear...

[00:09:11] Real clear...

[00:09:12] Real clear politics polling average.

[00:09:13] I had a brain fart there.

[00:09:15] Has Kamala slightly ahead.

[00:09:17] So, just given my sort of general sentiments about Wisconsin at the moment,

[00:09:25] I'm kind of...

[00:09:26] I wouldn't call it a mercy give to Kamala.

[00:09:28] But I predict that Kamala will take Wisconsin.

[00:09:31] Although I will admit, that seems to be very much up in the air.

[00:09:35] But even if Kamala takes Wisconsin...

[00:09:38] You see Trump wins the presidency.

[00:09:42] And what's funny is, I've been watching...

[00:09:44] I've kind of been all over.

[00:09:46] I've been watching live coverage from ABC News, CNN.

[00:09:48] And I've been on TikTok.

[00:09:50] There's a lot of people that have these election maps up.

[00:09:52] And they're giving Kamala every swing state.

[00:09:53] And I'm just like, how?

[00:09:56] There's like...

[00:09:57] Okay, Pennsylvania is a toss-up.

[00:09:58] I'll give you that.

[00:09:59] Georgia and Arizona, there's no way.

[00:10:01] There's just no way.

[00:10:02] Trump has been steadily raising in those polls for months now.

[00:10:07] And I would like to remind everyone, earlier...

[00:10:09] And it was still Kamala.

[00:10:10] This wasn't Biden territory.

[00:10:11] Kamala was ahead for a time in Georgia and Arizona, according to the polls.

[00:10:15] And it's been a steady incline for Trump.

[00:10:18] So...

[00:10:18] And here's the funny thing that they've been talking about all these polls, right?

[00:10:22] Because Trump does historically outperform his poll numbers.

[00:10:26] And all the pollsters are like, oh no, we've corrected for that.

[00:10:28] It's like, okay, so the polls are more accurate, is what you're saying?

[00:10:33] Well, if that's the case, then it's still Trump.

[00:10:37] Because he's ahead of these polls.

[00:10:39] Well, considering news corporate...

[00:10:41] Not all of them, but did you see the Kamala won in a state before they even counted any ballots or anything like that?

[00:10:50] Yes, I did see that.

[00:10:51] They messed up with that?

[00:10:52] You know, it's like, okay.

[00:10:53] And to be fair, that's a graphic.

[00:10:55] That's a practice graphic.

[00:10:56] They may have been...

[00:10:57] I can guarantee you somebody did that on purpose.

[00:11:00] Just to start some bullshit.

[00:11:01] It wouldn't do it, if anything.

[00:11:03] Maybe.

[00:11:03] Nothing nefarious.

[00:11:04] But here's the thing.

[00:11:05] I don't like...

[00:11:06] You know me.

[00:11:07] This is part of our charm, right?

[00:11:09] I don't like over-speculation unless you label it as such.

[00:11:13] Like, everything I'm doing on this map right here, this is pure speculation.

[00:11:17] Because these polls are too close to call.

[00:11:20] This is just given the trends of what's been happening.

[00:11:23] Because the other thing is, I've been looking at polls for months, not days.

[00:11:27] A lot of people have been looking at polls for days.

[00:11:30] And I've seen the trends.

[00:11:31] And in every swing state, Trump has improved.

[00:11:34] He may not...

[00:11:35] And at one point, actually, I take that back.

[00:11:37] I think it was last week, Trump was actually polling ahead in Michigan and Wisconsin.

[00:11:42] So if that were the case, Trump would have over 300 electoral votes.

[00:11:47] And then here's the thing, too.

[00:11:49] This is just a general sentiment of mine.

[00:11:51] I have a hard time.

[00:11:53] I have a legitimately hard time...

[00:11:54] The election's not going to be blue.

[00:11:56] Kid Rock's too vocal.

[00:11:57] We'll see.

[00:11:58] But I also have a really hard time believing that Virginia's going to go Kamala.

[00:12:01] Even though the polls are indicating that.

[00:12:05] So, in my mind, this is sort of Trump's ideal scenario right here.

[00:12:11] But let's...

[00:12:12] They're calling it blue, so I'm going to leave it at blue.

[00:12:15] And I'm going to leave...

[00:12:16] You know what?

[00:12:17] I want to see which states have the mail-in ballots.

[00:12:20] Do you know?

[00:12:21] Which states...

[00:12:22] I do not now.

[00:12:23] I do not now.

[00:12:24] Use mail-in ballots.

[00:12:25] Well, let's see.

[00:12:27] I should ask the right question.

[00:12:29] Unsolicited mail-in ballots.

[00:12:30] See, Justin, I've read that, too.

[00:12:32] But I don't think they've so much overcorrected in favor of Kamala.

[00:12:37] And the reason...

[00:12:37] And again, this is speculation.

[00:12:39] But I just want to point this out.

[00:12:40] I was watching ABC News.

[00:12:41] They're talking about how Kamala's campaign is still door-knocking right now.

[00:12:46] Which is...

[00:12:47] Dude...

[00:12:47] They typically don't do that.

[00:12:49] They're scared.

[00:12:51] Dude, this website says,

[00:12:53] You are now in line.

[00:12:54] Thank you for patience.

[00:12:55] They're making me wait one minute just for fucking information.

[00:12:59] What the hell?

[00:13:01] Okay.

[00:13:02] All right.

[00:13:03] So, yeah.

[00:13:03] To answer your question, Justin...

[00:13:05] Eight states.

[00:13:06] Which eight states are those?

[00:13:08] Oh, sorry.

[00:13:09] Answer his question and then I'll go over this.

[00:13:11] I was just going to say...

[00:13:12] So, to answer your question, Justin,

[00:13:14] I do think they have corrected the polls.

[00:13:16] Go ahead.

[00:13:17] I don't think they've so much overcorrected that they're more in favor of Trump in polling data.

[00:13:23] And just...

[00:13:23] I mean, call it a hunch.

[00:13:26] But I just don't see it.

[00:13:28] And the reason you really have a hard time correcting for Donald Trump is because he attracts low propensity voters.

[00:13:35] Which is why he has historically outperformed his polls.

[00:13:39] Because polls are done with likely and registered voters.

[00:13:42] Trump attracts people that don't normally vote.

[00:13:46] Uh, like the Amish.

[00:13:48] Did you know the Amish are now voting?

[00:13:50] Yeah.

[00:13:51] They literally are voting Trump.

[00:13:52] Yeah.

[00:13:53] And they're all voting Trump.

[00:13:54] Yeah.

[00:13:55] Because the thing is...

[00:13:56] What do you expect?

[00:13:56] Everybody's trying to take away my shit.

[00:13:57] You know, they're trying to come in and tax me more.

[00:13:59] It's like I...

[00:14:00] Well, they're trying to come...

[00:14:01] They're trying to come in and tax them.

[00:14:03] Period.

[00:14:03] Period.

[00:14:04] Yeah.

[00:14:04] Yeah.

[00:14:05] Because, I mean, they can't.

[00:14:06] Because it's a religious thing, right?

[00:14:08] It's a religious...

[00:14:08] It's considered a religious institution.

[00:14:10] And Kamala is talking about doing away with religious tax exemptions.

[00:14:15] So...

[00:14:15] Good fucking luck.

[00:14:17] Well, yeah.

[00:14:17] Yeah.

[00:14:18] But, I mean, again, I think...

[00:14:20] So, the Democrats...

[00:14:21] We have a second amendment for a reason against tyranny.

[00:14:23] So, go ahead.

[00:14:24] Oh, God.

[00:14:25] You and taxation.

[00:14:27] But, dude, it ain't right.

[00:14:29] I mean, but how...

[00:14:30] We're taxed way too much.

[00:14:32] We are taxed way too much.

[00:14:34] We are.

[00:14:34] We are taxed way too much.

[00:14:35] 1% overall.

[00:14:36] 1% to 2% overall.

[00:14:37] We're, like, fucking...

[00:14:38] We're in the, like...

[00:14:40] What is it?

[00:14:40] Like, 30% overall?

[00:14:42] Like, all revenue brought in?

[00:14:44] I think...

[00:14:45] I think Ben Shapiro kind of illustrated it best.

[00:14:49] Because he was basically, like...

[00:14:51] Talking about Trump and tariffs and all that.

[00:14:52] He was like...

[00:14:53] Now, I'm going to be honest.

[00:14:54] You know, when Trump's talking about tariff this, tariff that...

[00:14:56] I was like, eh, I'm not really buying it.

[00:14:57] But then Trump said, tariffs instead of the income tax.

[00:15:01] And he goes, uh...

[00:15:06] Because it's like...

[00:15:06] Yeah, and I'm getting really, really sick of having the tariff discussion because...

[00:15:12] Okay, so people don't understand how they fucking work.

[00:15:15] Well, no.

[00:15:15] I mean, the thing is they do, but they have sort of this blanket definition.

[00:15:19] And they don't.

[00:15:20] Well, no.

[00:15:21] And so here's the thing about tariffs.

[00:15:23] There's two things you really, really have to look at when it comes to tariffs.

[00:15:27] And it's the fact...

[00:15:28] First of all, what's the intent?

[00:15:29] And what does the competition look like?

[00:15:32] Those are the main things.

[00:15:34] And it's true that prior to the Great Depression and the foundation of the income tax, the federal government was funded almost exclusively through tariffs.

[00:15:45] This is a thing.

[00:15:47] This is a thing that actually happened here.

[00:15:49] So tariffs are effectively...

[00:15:51] And by almost, you mean majority.

[00:15:53] Yeah, majority.

[00:15:54] But I mean, you always have like...

[00:15:55] You always have like treasury bonds.

[00:15:57] And there was taxation, but it was just done a different way.

[00:16:01] It wasn't a tax on income, which actually...

[00:16:03] Income tax was anything to like, what, the 40s?

[00:16:07] 30s?

[00:16:07] I forget the exact year, but it was in response to the Great Depression, yes.

[00:16:11] 1909, never mind.

[00:16:14] Not the income tax, not the federal income tax as we know it today.

[00:16:19] Okay.

[00:16:19] The federal income tax as we know it today was the result, at least unless I'm wrong.

[00:16:23] Which that actually reminds me too, because I wanted to bring this up at the start of the show, but we kind of jumped in because they were already hauling states.

[00:16:31] It's...

[00:16:31] We received a...

[00:16:32] Yesterday, I uploaded a short to the channel.

[00:16:36] Sorry, go ahead.

[00:16:37] Well, I uploaded a short to the channel talking about how essentially Tim Walz never came out and said that he was in favor of nine-month abortions, but the law in Minnesota suggests that he is actually okay with it.

[00:16:49] And to be fair, I did say...

[00:16:51] He didn't actually say it, but he said it.

[00:16:53] Somebody left a comment that really made me think.

[00:16:55] And I think I've figured out one of the biggest problems with the abortion debate in the country today.

[00:17:02] It's wrong.

[00:17:03] No, no, no.

[00:17:04] Hear me out.

[00:17:05] Hear me out.

[00:17:07] I think the problem is...

[00:17:09] What...

[00:17:10] So I illustrate my point here.

[00:17:11] Eric, what is your definition of abortion?

[00:17:15] The taking of a human life?

[00:17:18] Right.

[00:17:19] Well, no.

[00:17:20] You've got to be more specific.

[00:17:21] Abortion, not murder.

[00:17:23] What does it do?

[00:17:25] No, no, no.

[00:17:26] Come on.

[00:17:27] It ends a prepubescent life.

[00:17:31] It ends a life.

[00:17:32] It's not prepubescent.

[00:17:34] Will you just do me a favor?

[00:17:36] Oh, yeah, it is.

[00:17:37] I mean, it is.

[00:17:39] That's a much broader definition.

[00:17:41] I'm making it a little more magical because the thing is people don't understand.

[00:17:46] They don't understand.

[00:17:47] It's like you're taking a life.

[00:17:49] You're just saying it's okay.

[00:17:50] But go on with three points before I start rambling.

[00:17:53] Humor me.

[00:17:54] Humor me.

[00:17:54] So you and I, we accept the definition of abortion as the termination of a viable pregnancy.

[00:18:03] Am I incorrect on that or am I correct?

[00:18:05] That was fine.

[00:18:07] Okay.

[00:18:07] So what a lot of people consider an abortion in terms of, say, medical care would be like, say, removing the case in Georgia, which I'm not going to name names, but you probably know the case.

[00:18:20] It's the woman that had botched abortion and had to go back.

[00:18:25] But it was dead fetal tissue, right?

[00:18:31] See, the removal of that.

[00:18:33] See, the removal of that, the pill was an abortion, but the removal process, I don't consider that an abortion.

[00:18:38] But a lot of people do.

[00:18:40] And I think that's a problem.

[00:18:42] What do you mean?

[00:18:44] Did you say you don't believe the pill is abortion?

[00:18:47] No, no, no, no.

[00:18:47] The pill was an abortion.

[00:18:49] Oh, okay.

[00:18:50] Gotcha.

[00:18:51] I don't consider the medically necessary removal of the dead fetal tissue as an abortion.

[00:18:57] I consider that medical care because it is not alive.

[00:19:01] Yeah, that's a procedure.

[00:19:02] Correct.

[00:19:03] But the problem is there are many people on the left that believe that that constitutes an abortion.

[00:19:09] And it's like, okay, I think I'm seeing the problem here.

[00:19:14] And I can understand why you wouldn't want that to be off the table in the ninth month because you never know what's going to happen.

[00:19:22] You know, I know you and I agree.

[00:19:24] I know you and I disagree on stillborn births, but at least my position is I don't consider that to be an abortion because this is a – it's not alive.

[00:19:34] The baby in question is not living.

[00:19:37] What do we disagree on?

[00:19:38] I was looking up something.

[00:19:39] Oh, no.

[00:19:40] You know what?

[00:19:40] You and I don't disagree on stillborn births.

[00:19:43] I forget the fragile X.

[00:19:45] Is that what it's called?

[00:19:46] I was going to say stillborn birth.

[00:19:48] That's –

[00:19:49] That's different.

[00:19:50] Yeah.

[00:19:50] If it's stillborn, I mean they can remove the baby anytime.

[00:19:53] Yeah, yeah.

[00:19:53] Okay.

[00:19:54] So we'll keep it there to illustrate the point.

[00:19:56] So I think that's the problem is there's a lot of people that consider that removing a stillborn fetus from a uterus.

[00:20:04] They consider that an abortion and I don't.

[00:20:07] Well, like you said, viable pregnancy if the baby's not alive.

[00:20:13] But here's the problem.

[00:20:14] I will read you because I looked this up today and this is when – in addition to that – because that comment made me think.

[00:20:19] The commenter made a lot of good points that I may or may not agree with necessarily, but they were good, valid arguments.

[00:20:27] No, we're not doing Zoom talk.

[00:20:30] Oh, okay.

[00:20:30] So all right.

[00:20:31] Before you go into that, so the girl in Georgia who had taken the abortion pills encountered a rare complication.

[00:20:40] Correct.

[00:20:40] And it says she had not expelled all the fetal tissue from her body.

[00:20:44] She showed up at Piedmont Henry Hospital in need of a routine procedure to clear it from her uterus called a dilation and cure-edage or DNC.

[00:20:55] Mm-hmm.

[00:20:56] But so apparently it was a rare thing that happened.

[00:20:59] So that's another thing is we're getting back into rare and things that aren't happening constantly.

[00:21:08] And they're trying to make laws on something that doesn't happen all the time.

[00:21:12] It's rare.

[00:21:12] Well, but here's my point.

[00:21:14] And this is where I think it gets to.

[00:21:15] I see so –

[00:21:15] Sorry, restrictions.

[00:21:16] Yeah.

[00:21:17] So according to Harvard Health, an abortion is the process of removing a fetus, placenta, or pregnancy tissue from the uterus.

[00:21:26] So that's the medical definition according to Harvard Health.

[00:21:29] That –

[00:21:29] Do you think the medical definition realizes that they know it's Latin, right?

[00:21:35] Fetus?

[00:21:36] Yes.

[00:21:38] I don't think –

[00:21:39] What does fetus mean in Latin?

[00:21:41] I believe it means small human being.

[00:21:43] Yeah, small person.

[00:21:45] Yeah, so let's just get that out of the way.

[00:21:47] Yeah, yeah.

[00:21:48] But anyway, I don't need to go on about that.

[00:21:50] That's a semantic argument.

[00:21:51] I know.

[00:21:52] I just wanted to shout out the commenter.

[00:21:54] You made me think.

[00:21:55] And I will agree.

[00:21:56] I probably – when I was doing that debate fact check, I was a little fired up.

[00:22:02] I've been doing a lot of research.

[00:22:03] I don't disagree with what I said because to me, a law on the books that doesn't have any restrictions on abortion,

[00:22:12] whether it be timeline or notifying parents of a minor is getting an abortion.

[00:22:16] I do consider that to be morally wrong.

[00:22:18] But there's two very important factors to – and at Minnesota, not Wisconsin.

[00:22:24] There's two very important factors to remember.

[00:22:25] One, I don't live in Minnesota, so it's none of my business.

[00:22:29] And two, though – I mean, it is insofar as the spirit of debate.

[00:22:33] But like – and then two, I think it's also important to remember that just because the intent of a law isn't bad

[00:22:39] doesn't mean that the law can't be bad.

[00:22:43] But when you have – but by the same token, I understand if your definition of an abortion is the Harvard Health one,

[00:22:49] I can absolutely understand why you would want no restrictions on certain procedures.

[00:22:54] The problem is they never really – and this is the fault of the legislation –

[00:22:59] is some of these states that have really strict abortion bans I think really need to go back

[00:23:05] and really, really define their terms without seeing the laws, for example,

[00:23:10] because that – I can understand that stuff being problematic.

[00:23:13] So that's all I want to –

[00:23:14] I just think it's crazy that – I just think it's crazy that they can have an abortion up into the ninth month,

[00:23:21] and yet euthanasia is not even on the table.

[00:23:25] Well, because those people pay taxes.

[00:23:27] There are plenty of people who would love to opt out.

[00:23:29] Exactly.

[00:23:30] Yeah.

[00:23:31] But there are plenty of people who are probably in vain or who like to opt out and whatnot.

[00:23:35] I'm sorry.

[00:23:36] That's not funny.

[00:23:37] I shouldn't have laughed because it's not funny.

[00:23:38] But, I mean, it's true.

[00:23:39] They do pay taxes.

[00:23:42] I mean, you're not wrong.

[00:23:43] I mean, that's –

[00:23:43] No, you can't die.

[00:23:44] Not yet.

[00:23:45] You're not 70, and we've sucked every penny out of you.

[00:23:48] Right.

[00:23:49] It's one of those things that, like – I don't mean it to be funny, but it kind of is.

[00:23:54] Anyway, election map.

[00:23:55] I'm with you.

[00:23:58] Yeah.

[00:23:58] I figure we haven't called any more states, although –

[00:24:03] Ooh, that would be bad.

[00:24:06] Ohio?

[00:24:07] Ooh, that would be very bad.

[00:24:08] Let's see what will happen.

[00:24:09] I don't think Ohio is going to – I don't know.

[00:24:12] I don't think it will either, but let's see what happens.

[00:24:15] Dan, they have a lot of delegates.

[00:24:17] Okay.

[00:24:17] Okay, so if my predictions say the same, Kamala can have Ohio.

[00:24:22] It's okay.

[00:24:24] I don't think she'll get Ohio.

[00:24:26] He's just like, I just want to be able to afford groceries.

[00:24:29] Like, just groceries.

[00:24:30] Just groceries.

[00:24:31] I'd be okay with that.

[00:24:33] Yeah.

[00:24:33] But, okay.

[00:24:34] I don't see Ohio going – well, I'll keep it light red.

[00:24:39] I don't see Ohio.

[00:24:41] I don't see Ohio.

[00:24:42] My kids sing that song all the time.

[00:24:43] But when do the polls close, though?

[00:24:45] Let's see.

[00:24:45] Seven o'clock.

[00:24:47] Okay, so they've been closed for about an hour, so we'll see.

[00:24:50] Well, an hour here.

[00:24:53] Ohio's on the same time zone.

[00:24:54] To be fair.

[00:24:55] Well, I know, but California's not.

[00:24:57] Georgia and – well, I don't know about Georgia.

[00:24:59] Yeah, they're on the same.

[00:25:01] Georgia's on the same.

[00:25:03] Yeah, they're in eastern time zone.

[00:25:05] Ooh, that's concerning.

[00:25:06] Oh, it looks like I may have been wrong about Virginia, but we'll see.

[00:25:09] We'll see.

[00:25:10] Ooh, that's bad.

[00:25:11] Virginia!

[00:25:12] Ooh, that's bad.

[00:25:14] That's bad.

[00:25:15] Oh, by the way, the eight states with mail-in ballots is California, obviously, Colorado,

[00:25:22] which actually there's something surprising.

[00:25:24] Colorado did not – or I'm sorry, California did not enact it or implement it until 21 and 22,

[00:25:30] and then Colorado was 2013 and 2014.

[00:25:35] And Oregon was in 1998 and then implemented in 2000.

[00:25:41] Isn't that crazy?

[00:25:42] So actually one of the – yeah, that is crazy.

[00:25:45] One of the other things I have heard more than one person say are right is that a lot of the pollsters

[00:25:51] are bringing the numbers closer together so they can't be called out for being dead wrong on election day,

[00:25:56] and I'm not going to lie.

[00:25:57] I kind of see that.

[00:25:59] Oh, I hope that's wrong for North Carolina.

[00:26:02] I'm actually wrong.

[00:26:03] I read something completely wrong.

[00:26:06] No, I'm not.

[00:26:07] Never mind.

[00:26:08] We're good.

[00:26:08] Okay.

[00:26:08] So let's just see.

[00:26:10] Let's see.

[00:26:12] See, that's bad.

[00:26:13] That's bad news.

[00:26:15] But let's say Trump keeps Ohio.

[00:26:17] So that's – okay.

[00:26:20] Kamala can have Ohio or North Carolina provided everything else stays the same.

[00:26:25] It's all the same.

[00:26:29] I don't see that sticking though.

[00:26:31] I just don't.

[00:26:33] That's also a pretty slim – oh, I think that – did that margin change?

[00:26:37] I'm not sure.

[00:26:38] Hold on.

[00:26:39] I think it did.

[00:26:40] I think it did change.

[00:26:41] I think Trump just gained a little 50 to 46.

[00:26:45] Until 3 a.m.

[00:26:47] Yeah, no shit.

[00:26:49] Yeah.

[00:26:50] We'll see.

[00:26:51] And if you're watching the comments, what are your predictions?

[00:26:53] Is there a scenario you would like us to look at?

[00:26:56] Because I'm more than happy to bring up the old prediction map.

[00:27:01] Actually, I got something to ask you.

[00:27:03] Have you been seeing this guy around called Destiny?

[00:27:06] Yeah, I've known about Destiny for years.

[00:27:09] Dude, he's so annoying.

[00:27:11] He just talks over everybody.

[00:27:13] He doesn't even give any actual – I mean, yeah, he says things that make sense.

[00:27:17] But, like, he just talks so much and doesn't let anyone get the word in.

[00:27:22] I'm like, dude, like, that's fucking obnoxious.

[00:27:24] Shut the fuck up.

[00:27:25] It really is.

[00:27:26] The thing is, I give Destiny credit where he's not completely, like, full board.

[00:27:31] He's not completely wrong.

[00:27:32] But he's not completely right.

[00:27:33] He's not even close to him right.

[00:27:35] Here's the thing, though.

[00:27:36] What you'll notice about Destiny – oh, I need to plug in the old computer.

[00:27:39] I forgot to do that.

[00:27:40] He's a fake.

[00:27:42] No, no, I wouldn't say he's fake.

[00:27:44] Because I –

[00:27:45] He's disingenuous.

[00:27:46] I see.

[00:27:47] He's one of the few on the – that leans more left that I think is a little bit more genuine.

[00:27:51] Although –

[00:27:51] He tries to call himself a centrist.

[00:27:55] And I was like, bitch, you ain't centrist?

[00:27:58] No, he's definitely on the – he's definitely on the – I don't think he calls himself a centrist.

[00:28:02] But he's certainly more center than a lot of –

[00:28:07] Max said Trump.

[00:28:08] Let's go.

[00:28:08] Did you see that?

[00:28:09] Yeah, I did.

[00:28:11] Call it out, motherfuckers.

[00:28:13] What was I going to say?

[00:28:16] Oh, come on.

[00:28:17] See, okay.

[00:28:18] I'm not buying this anymore.

[00:28:22] Oh, shit.

[00:28:22] Look at that.

[00:28:24] That's what I'm trying to get back to.

[00:28:25] Oh, look at this.

[00:28:27] Look at this.

[00:28:28] Let's fill in some states.

[00:28:30] All right.

[00:28:32] Damn, 95.

[00:28:34] 35.

[00:28:34] 35.

[00:28:36] She's so far like 8% reporting in Texas.

[00:28:40] But so far she's got 527,000 votes and he's got –

[00:28:44] Well, that makes sense though because the big cities are reporting first.

[00:28:49] Exactly.

[00:28:50] And then once all the other cities start reporting, then it's going to be like, oh, okay.

[00:28:54] That's true, Justin.

[00:28:55] I do think that Destiny leans more left than you.

[00:28:58] I know you consider yourself a lefty, my friend, but I'm telling you, you're not –

[00:29:02] quite as left as you think.

[00:29:03] You're a pretty reasonable guy.

[00:29:05] You actually talk with us.

[00:29:07] Well, not only that, I think you're a bit more skeptical than the average, you know,

[00:29:10] like lefty person, which it might be different in Canada.

[00:29:13] I think in Canada you're downright Trump supporter.

[00:29:44] It's going to be like –

[00:29:46] Okay, Massachusetts.

[00:29:52] Maryland.

[00:29:54] Oh, 30.

[00:29:57] Maryland.

[00:30:01] I'm missing anybody else.

[00:30:02] Maryland, Connecticut.

[00:30:03] Okay, I got them all.

[00:30:04] I think I got them all.

[00:30:09] I really?

[00:30:10] Ooh, boy.

[00:30:12] I'm nervous.

[00:30:14] I think regardless of what happens, I'll actually be relieved after all this nonsense is over.

[00:30:20] I mean, if it doesn't go our way, I ain't going to be relieved.

[00:30:25] Well, the other thing we got to consider, too –

[00:30:28] Swing states are a thing of the past if we don't win.

[00:30:32] I'll make a prediction, and I'm calling it.

[00:30:34] I watched the Joe Rogan talk about that.

[00:30:37] I was going to say, you watched Elon Musk on Joe Rogan, too.

[00:30:39] That's great.

[00:30:39] I'm about halfway through.

[00:30:40] I mean, I saw that, and I was like –

[00:30:43] And then I looked it up, and I was like, yeah, that's a problem.

[00:30:45] That's a huge problem.

[00:30:47] Like, you know, and everybody's just like, oh, it's not that big a problem.

[00:30:50] Okay, that's fine.

[00:30:51] Let's fucking keep your head in the dirt.

[00:30:54] Hit the dirt.

[00:30:56] Hit the dirt.

[00:30:57] No, because here's the thing, and this is kind of the –

[00:31:00] There's no need to be anxious.

[00:31:02] Well, no, at least temporarily.

[00:31:04] As long as we don't win.

[00:31:05] Well, here's the thing, though.

[00:31:06] The economy is going to recover regardless of who wins.

[00:31:09] Now, I do think that will be faster under Donald Trump.

[00:31:12] You're super nice.

[00:31:13] You're super nice.

[00:31:14] No, no, no.

[00:31:15] Here's the thing, though.

[00:31:16] Here's the thing, though.

[00:31:17] Super nice.

[00:31:18] No, investment is a speculative enterprise.

[00:31:21] Mm-hmm.

[00:31:22] Yeah, but communism isn't.

[00:31:24] And everybody can laugh about that.

[00:31:26] Kamala can't.

[00:31:26] We literally keep – it's not Kamala.

[00:31:29] It's literally just – I don't know, dude.

[00:31:32] Everybody can be skeptical all they want, but your crazy friends might know some things.

[00:31:38] No, here's the thing, though.

[00:31:39] Here's the thing, though.

[00:31:41] The political structure of this country, it corrects itself.

[00:31:46] So let's say Kamala wins.

[00:31:48] In the past, yes.

[00:31:49] No, no, no.

[00:31:50] Hear me out.

[00:31:50] Hear me out.

[00:31:51] Worst case scenario.

[00:31:52] Okay, so I know what you're talking about.

[00:31:53] You're talking about the influx of illegal immigrants, and let's say they make it legal for them to vote, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[00:31:57] Okay, how long does the economy have to be in the shitter before people vote the other way, realistically?

[00:32:04] Well, it only takes one specific set because the thing is you only need – if she were to win the presidency and somehow they flip the state and the Senate and they have absolute voting rights in order to change laws and whatnot.

[00:32:18] There you go.

[00:32:19] Until the people get set up.

[00:32:20] Until the American people rise up.

[00:32:22] But the thing is everybody's too complacent and scared shitless of their government that they're not going to rise up.

[00:32:27] They're going to sit on their fucking asses eating their Cheetos because –

[00:32:29] No, they're going to vote.

[00:32:30] All the – I mean, it's not going to do any good.

[00:32:33] You can't vote yourself.

[00:32:34] I mean, you can vote your way.

[00:32:36] You know how I know they will?

[00:32:38] Huh?

[00:32:39] 2016.

[00:32:41] I'm telling you, dude, that's a thing of the past.

[00:32:43] It's not the same thing anymore.

[00:32:44] We're not living in the same country right now.

[00:32:47] No, we're –

[00:32:48] Well, I mean –

[00:32:48] It sounds conspiracy theorist.

[00:32:49] Like, I'm telling you, it sounds super conspiracy theorist.

[00:32:52] But –

[00:32:53] In many ways we are, though.

[00:32:56] What?

[00:32:56] No, because let's be brutally honest here.

[00:32:59] Like, we're acting like Kamala Harris is the only one that's going to, you know, spend more money.

[00:33:04] He's not.

[00:33:04] Trump historically.

[00:33:05] She's not the problem.

[00:33:07] I mean her administration.

[00:33:08] It's who she represents.

[00:33:10] True, but I mean you're –

[00:33:10] You know, like, you know –

[00:33:12] It's not a true statement to say that if Kamala Harris is president, the Democrats are the only ones that were going to increase the deficit, print more money, all that shit.

[00:33:20] It's a problem we've constantly been having.

[00:33:22] Now, the one upshot to Trump is Trump is at least proposing spending cuts to go along with that other spending.

[00:33:29] The main reason I'm – the biggest reasons I'm voting for Trump is because he'll generate a feel-good economy just by virtue of him being there.

[00:33:36] Investors will be more inclined.

[00:33:38] Trump – I mean proof is in the pudding.

[00:33:41] Interest rates were the lowest they've been in, I mean, literal decades.

[00:33:47] I think at least 40 years.

[00:33:48] I don't know about ever.

[00:33:49] I'd have to double-check that.

[00:33:50] But certainly it was one of the most economically prosperous times in American history.

[00:33:57] And that wasn't –

[00:33:58] Yeah, and it's like our deficit didn't go down quite a bit, but we were heading in the right direction to start paying down the deficit.

[00:34:05] And then, of course, we decided to not continue with the same course.

[00:34:10] Literally all they had to do was like sit on their asses and do nothing.

[00:34:13] Fuck all.

[00:34:14] And we would have been better off.

[00:34:17] Yeah, see, I don't know how much I'm trusting this numbers because some of these places haven't even finished.

[00:34:23] Yeah, I don't trust these bitches.

[00:34:29] All right, we're still 95 and 35?

[00:34:32] Okay.

[00:34:36] Okay, so what was I saying?

[00:34:40] I'm excited, dude.

[00:34:41] This – I'm going to be awake all night.

[00:34:44] No, I think we'll have a fairly decent indication.

[00:34:48] We can – we may not have a clear winner, but I think we'll have a decent indication.

[00:34:52] Although, remember, remember when we all went to sleep at, you know, 11 or 12 o'clock in 2016 and said, oh, Hillary's got it.

[00:34:59] We woke up the next day to President Trump.

[00:35:01] So I literally – I remember I woke up the next day and was like, oh, shit.

[00:35:07] That's what I'm saying.

[00:35:07] Like all these newscasters and whatnot, it's like you can lie all you want.

[00:35:12] But when the election results come out, there's nothing you can do.

[00:35:17] I mean –

[00:35:18] I mean, do you not remember the fake post, the fake wins?

[00:35:23] Like you said, they said Hillary won, all the fake wins.

[00:35:26] And it's like, what were you guys counting?

[00:35:28] The popular –

[00:35:29] Well, no, there was a – well, I mean, see, that's why I don't like the fact that they advertised the national poll because at the end of the day, it really doesn't matter unless there's just a massive landslide.

[00:35:38] They were like, oh, Kamlo's pulling two points ahead of Trump in the national poll.

[00:35:42] That doesn't matter.

[00:35:45] Yeah.

[00:35:45] It doesn't matter.

[00:35:46] I love the people that say popular vote should matter.

[00:35:49] I'm just like, dude, you're fucking crazy.

[00:35:50] Like, do you guys not remember class presidents and whatnot?

[00:35:53] We never got that vending machine.

[00:35:57] No, here's the thing.

[00:35:58] I can understand the argument, but here's – I like the electoral college because I don't want California, New York, and Texas to tell me how to live.

[00:36:05] That's my point.

[00:36:06] Popular vote's stupid.

[00:36:07] Like, I mean, yeah, it's whatever.

[00:36:09] You're like, oh, cool, that person got the popular vote.

[00:36:11] It's like, okay, does that certify them?

[00:36:12] No?

[00:36:13] Okay, don't care.

[00:36:14] I – like, it's just a waste of time to even talk about it.

[00:36:16] You know, obviously I brought it up, but –

[00:36:21] Oh, this is nerve-wracking.

[00:36:24] Let's see.

[00:36:24] Oh, Chase Oliver doesn't have – see, I am hoping Chase Oliver gets at least 5%.

[00:36:29] Well, actually, no, I'm not.

[00:36:30] But generally speaking, in a normal election, I would be voting libertarian because I want them to be on the ballot in all 50 states.

[00:36:37] That's – I believe it's 5% they would be.

[00:36:39] Unfortunately, it's never going to be a thing.

[00:36:41] We're too – everybody can just – they just need to accept that we are a two-party system.

[00:36:46] Like, I know we can have other ones and whatnot, but obviously, like, who was it?

[00:36:50] Rainwater.

[00:36:51] He ran here in Indiana, and he's – I think he's – he doesn't have very – let me see where he's at.

[00:36:57] I was going to say he's running again.

[00:36:58] I voted for him, but I don't think he's going to pull up.

[00:37:00] Yeah, Justin, you're right.

[00:37:02] Mike Braun won.

[00:37:04] I mean, I kind of figured.

[00:37:07] Rainwater had 4.5% of the vote, and the dude was literally talking about getting rid of – this is how stupid Republican voters are,

[00:37:14] and I'm sorry to say this.

[00:37:15] If you're a Republican, like, you're a hardcore, just, like, straight-ticket voter, you're stupid.

[00:37:19] Oh.

[00:37:20] I agree.

[00:37:21] Because Rainwater literally was talking about getting rid of – not necessarily getting rid of property tax,

[00:37:27] but, like, lowering it to a very small, minute amount, and then legalizing marijuana for –

[00:37:33] You do realize that property tax is effectively only 1%, right?

[00:37:39] Were you paying my property tax?

[00:37:41] That shit was $3,000 a year.

[00:37:42] That sucked.

[00:37:43] Yeah, it's 1% of your assessed property value.

[00:37:45] Yeah.

[00:37:46] No, they can fuck off.

[00:37:47] I shouldn't be paying that.

[00:37:48] Nobody should be paying property tax unless you're a business and you own the building.

[00:37:53] Like, if it's an income property, I have no problem with property tax.

[00:37:57] Income property, sure.

[00:37:59] But fun fact, though, since I technically have – so, because I have a duplex and I rent out one side,

[00:38:05] so that side that I rent out is considered an income property.

[00:38:09] Yeah, so essentially the entire amount, you would be charged half if it were to be how I say.

[00:38:16] Yeah, I know.

[00:38:16] My point is I pay – even with my homestead exemption, I still pay 1.5%, even though this is my primary residence.

[00:38:26] So, found that out.

[00:38:27] Yeah, that's wrong.

[00:38:29] See, there you go.

[00:38:30] There you go.

[00:38:31] Fuck the government.

[00:38:32] Well, see, here's the thing, and this is where you and I differ a bit.

[00:38:35] I don't so much have a problem with taxation in – I agree, we're taxed too much.

[00:38:41] I don't have a problem with taxation in theory.

[00:38:43] My problem is the fact that they take the tax dollars and are incredibly wasteful with it and inefficient.

[00:38:48] Therefore, they have to tax people more to make up the difference.

[00:38:51] Yeah, so fix the spending.

[00:38:52] You don't need to tax as much.

[00:38:54] Exactly.

[00:38:55] Holy shit.

[00:38:56] That's the best idea I've ever heard.

[00:38:58] Oh, my God.

[00:38:59] Oh, my God.

[00:38:59] And that's the funny thing is I'm more libertarian on that stance than seemingly you because –

[00:39:04] You are.

[00:39:05] You are.

[00:39:06] You are more for taxation on certain things and I'm for none.

[00:39:10] Well, I –

[00:39:11] Maybe you like tariffs?

[00:39:12] I'm for tax.

[00:39:13] Plenty.

[00:39:15] Well, I'm for taxation on certain things just because I think there are some things that the private sector is not the best route.

[00:39:21] Now, notice I didn't say the least efficient route.

[00:39:23] I think there's plenty of things that the private sector is more efficient at but not necessarily the best for the will of the people.

[00:39:29] For example, I think that the government should be at least partially in the business of funding for things like cancer research because drug companies have a vested interest in keeping people sick but treatable.

[00:39:44] No.

[00:39:44] The government shouldn't be involved in that.

[00:39:46] And the thing is all these insurance companies getting kickbacks from companies.

[00:39:52] Honestly, just like Robert F. Kennedy said – and see, I'm not even quoting a Republican.

[00:39:57] You know, I'm quoting an independent.

[00:39:59] He – well, I mean I've been saying this forever about the food.

[00:40:03] Get rid of the chemicals and shit in our food.

[00:40:05] Well, okay.

[00:40:06] You will see the need for healthcare to go down drastically.

[00:40:09] And then guess what?

[00:40:10] Universal healthcare would work.

[00:40:11] You just made my point for me though.

[00:40:13] I know.

[00:40:14] That's what I'm saying.

[00:40:16] I don't know how I made your point for you but go ahead.

[00:40:18] Because RFK is going to be part of the Trump administration should he win and one of his goals is to use the power of the government to get all the crap out of the food.

[00:40:27] Whereas the private sector –

[00:40:28] And he's also for little government and lower taxes.

[00:40:30] I agree.

[00:40:31] I'm not necessarily saying that it has to be a big government.

[00:40:34] You know, like if he would just fix his stance on abortion, I would be cool with him.

[00:40:39] Like that's the only thing – I mean maybe a few other things but like yeah, that's really it.

[00:40:45] I was like other than that, I like the guy.

[00:40:47] Well, so let's see where I've been right so far.

[00:40:49] Trump flip-flops on that too though.

[00:40:51] So to be fair.

[00:40:54] I do think what's interesting though is all the states that have been officially called I've been right on thus far.

[00:41:01] But that doesn't mean shit because these are pretty obvious.

[00:41:07] Yeah.

[00:41:08] So that's pretty –

[00:41:10] I wonder –

[00:41:12] No news is good news.

[00:41:15] Respect.

[00:41:17] Okay.

[00:41:18] Nine.

[00:41:20] Illinois is expected soon.

[00:41:22] So –

[00:41:23] And then Missouri, Arizona.

[00:41:25] Well, Arizona around 830.

[00:41:27] That's cool.

[00:41:28] It's giving us times when it's going to be done.

[00:41:30] Nine o'clock.

[00:41:30] That's pretty cool.

[00:41:31] Yeah.

[00:41:32] I do like that.

[00:41:33] Ten o'clock over in Montana.

[00:41:34] So it's just the –

[00:41:35] Just like I was talking earlier, the time.

[00:41:38] So 11 o'clock is California.

[00:41:41] So when all the mail-in ballots –

[00:41:43] You know, so around 11 o'clock.

[00:41:45] So honestly, that makes sense if you really think about it.

[00:41:49] Do we have a time for Pennsylvania by chance?

[00:41:52] Let me see.

[00:41:53] Pennsylvania.

[00:41:54] Probably not.

[00:41:55] They already have it.

[00:41:56] It's 6% reporting.

[00:41:58] So basically it's the start of counting is what they mean by that.

[00:42:02] So 6% reporting and so far it's 75% Kamala and 25% Trump.

[00:42:08] 300 versus 100,000.

[00:42:13] 19 electoral votes in Pennsylvania.

[00:42:15] Yeah.

[00:42:18] Justin –

[00:42:19] So first of all, yes, Justin.

[00:42:20] I'm acknowledging that for some reason people in Canada think you guys have a popular vote for like prime minister and I don't – you guys don't.

[00:42:27] To answer your question, Justin, I think –

[00:42:30] I'll be honest.

[00:42:31] I don't think it's a hill to die on.

[00:42:45] Right.

[00:42:45] I don't think it's a hill to die on.

[00:42:45] Because for one, at the end of the day, like you're – I mean, I hate to say it like this, but you are telling someone what they can and can't do with their body.

[00:42:52] And I'm not talking about the baby.

[00:42:53] I'm literally talking about their body.

[00:42:56] I mean, yes and no.

[00:42:57] But that gets into the whole debate.

[00:42:59] That gets into the whole debate.

[00:43:00] Haley asked if they had a time for Michigan.

[00:43:02] She's curious.

[00:43:02] No, but I heard the Secretary of State in Michigan say that they're calling for a complete count on like Wednesday.

[00:43:09] They are running the count, but it's just 2% in.

[00:43:15] Yeah, but thus far –

[00:43:17] 72% Kamala.

[00:43:18] Yeah, Kamala's got a strong lead thus far.

[00:43:20] But as we all know, the big cities with the big voter numbers are going to be counted fastest because more people voted there.

[00:43:27] So – and that's to be expected.

[00:43:30] It's going to be the rural counties that would be – I shouldn't say the rural – the more rural counties that will play spoiler for Kamala.

[00:43:37] Rural.

[00:43:39] Why would I be watching Charlie Kirk?

[00:43:42] No, actually, Justin, I called that actually because we did an episode about the red wave.

[00:43:48] And I even said I was like, I don't know.

[00:43:51] They overturned Roe v. Wade.

[00:43:52] I think they might have taken the steam out of that.

[00:43:54] No, I think you're exactly right.

[00:43:55] I think the overturner of Roe v. Wade took steam out of the red wave in 2022.

[00:44:00] And I think that's why the draft decision was leaked by a democratically leaning staffer to one of the justices.

[00:44:07] In fact, my conspiracy theory, tinfoil hanner, I think Sotomayor leaked it herself.

[00:44:14] And I think that if she were caught doing that, she should be impeached.

[00:44:19] Assuming she did it.

[00:44:21] Yeah, right.

[00:44:22] Impeached?

[00:44:24] Yeah, you can impeach a justice.

[00:44:27] Oh, I'm not saying you can't.

[00:44:28] I'm just saying.

[00:44:29] Oh, okay.

[00:44:29] I thought you were making fun of me.

[00:44:30] No, like I'm just saying like our government is so corrupt that like it's not going to happen.

[00:44:36] Like that's what I'm saying.

[00:44:37] I just want to see the corruption end.

[00:44:39] Like our government is vastly corrupt on many different areas.

[00:44:46] They just shifted their prediction for Kansas.

[00:44:49] That's not good.

[00:44:50] Although it's fairly inconsequential, but still not good.

[00:44:53] Carry on, my wayward son.

[00:44:58] See, I'm wondering how long this will actually take because I think everybody's got kind of a vested interest in this.

[00:45:05] So I think they're kind of pulling out all stops.

[00:45:08] Because if I remember correctly, we're getting results fairly quickly.

[00:45:13] Which I guess that I guess this also isn't a final tally.

[00:45:17] We're close to about the same time right now as last year.

[00:45:21] Are we?

[00:45:21] They trickled in slowly.

[00:45:23] Like 95 and 35.

[00:45:25] Like obviously, you know, we've got a lot to go through.

[00:45:28] There's what?

[00:45:30] 14 states left.

[00:45:31] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, I think.

[00:45:34] 14, 16.

[00:45:36] Left to even start reporting.

[00:45:37] Not finish reporting, but start reporting.

[00:45:41] Yeah.

[00:45:42] And the thing is, as we learned from 2020, there can be major.

[00:45:44] And I don't mean this in the conspiratorial sense.

[00:45:46] There can be major ballot dumps in these counts.

[00:45:50] So it's not outside of the realm of possibility for.

[00:45:54] Yeah.

[00:45:55] Or ballot boxes on fire and whatnot.

[00:45:58] Have you been hearing about those?

[00:46:00] That was in Washington, though.

[00:46:02] I know.

[00:46:02] But still, like Washington is expected to go blue, right?

[00:46:05] Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[00:46:06] Well, and here's.

[00:46:07] I'm wondering who set those fires.

[00:46:11] I mean, because you would think you would think Trump, but at the same time, maybe they're.

[00:46:15] Hey, we didn't start the fire.

[00:46:18] This is true, especially not in Wisconsin.

[00:46:21] It was always burning since the world's been turning.

[00:46:27] I hate that song so much.

[00:46:29] It's such a good song, dude.

[00:46:30] Billy Joel.

[00:46:31] Billy Joel is fantastic.

[00:46:33] I love Billy Joel.

[00:46:34] I love Billy Joel.

[00:46:34] I just don't like that song.

[00:46:38] I don't love it either.

[00:46:39] I'll be honest.

[00:46:40] Look at that, Missouri.

[00:46:42] Which is the meaning it's not.

[00:46:44] Misery.

[00:46:46] We'll be if Kamala wins.

[00:46:47] Oh.

[00:46:50] All right.

[00:46:50] Let's see.

[00:46:55] Actually, I don't even know why I have this map open.

[00:46:57] We're watching it in real time.

[00:47:00] I didn't know it was going to be like this, so.

[00:47:02] Yeah, I know.

[00:47:03] So I was like, all right, cool.

[00:47:05] I'm good.

[00:47:05] You're just leaving the thing up that I've been on.

[00:47:08] So now I can actually watch you.

[00:47:12] Hello.

[00:47:14] Dude.

[00:47:15] Okay.

[00:47:15] Welcome everybody who joined the stream.

[00:47:17] If you have any questions or predictions, we've got the live counting map via Google.

[00:47:21] And we also have our prediction map.

[00:47:23] What's your current viewers?

[00:47:25] Seven.

[00:47:25] Hello.

[00:47:26] Nine.

[00:47:27] I know at least two or three of you.

[00:47:29] So that's cool.

[00:47:30] Yeah.

[00:47:31] But if you have any scenarios, you'd like us to run.

[00:47:34] Let's see.

[00:47:34] Max, you still on?

[00:47:38] And I know Haley's here.

[00:47:39] And then Justin doesn't love a song that's just a list.

[00:47:44] Yeah.

[00:47:47] Oh, I didn't even notice they've been commenting.

[00:47:50] I mean, I knew you were talking, but I don't know why I wasn't.

[00:47:54] I don't know why.

[00:47:54] Actually, you know what?

[00:47:55] I know exactly why I don't like that song.

[00:47:57] When I was in one of my summer camps, there was a kid there who would always sing that damn

[00:48:02] song and it was so annoying.

[00:48:05] That's why I don't like that song.

[00:48:08] Dude, it just I don't know, man.

[00:48:10] You know what?

[00:48:10] I just started thinking about this and I started thinking more about the song and I do love

[00:48:13] the song.

[00:48:14] Like, I don't know why I said that.

[00:48:15] Like, I started playing it over my head and I was like, dude, that song's actually pretty

[00:48:19] sick.

[00:48:20] Okay.

[00:48:20] I got one for you.

[00:48:21] This will get you some heat.

[00:48:23] All right.

[00:48:24] Favorite Billy Joel song?

[00:48:27] Piano man.

[00:48:28] I mean, that's that's I'm a basic white bitch when it comes to that, man.

[00:48:33] I have my favorite Billy Joel.

[00:48:35] It's just such a good song.

[00:48:37] It is such a good song.

[00:48:38] But mine is a while.

[00:48:39] That's not.

[00:48:40] Yeah, it does.

[00:48:40] Mine is.

[00:48:41] I know you're talking about mine.

[00:48:43] Mine is one you may not have heard.

[00:48:44] Um, uh, she's always a woman.

[00:48:49] That's my go to.

[00:48:50] That's a good one.

[00:48:51] I'm not that deep in Billy Joel.

[00:48:53] I don't want to be for the longest time.

[00:48:57] Billy.

[00:48:57] I do.

[00:48:58] For the longest time.

[00:49:07] I love that when they do that on a family guy.

[00:49:10] I loved it on how I met your mother.

[00:49:11] They did it golden on that.

[00:49:13] Never seen an episode.

[00:49:15] Oh, you should.

[00:49:15] It's so good.

[00:49:17] Oh, you should.

[00:49:18] Saga begins by weird owl.

[00:49:23] Yeah.

[00:49:23] I mean, that's.

[00:49:24] Is that a Billy Joel song?

[00:49:27] No, that's that's what I'm saying.

[00:49:28] Like, maybe it's a not uptown girl up down.

[00:49:33] That's pretty good one.

[00:49:34] I don't.

[00:49:35] I don't hate uptown girl, but I don't love uptown girl.

[00:49:39] I mean, I'm not going to like search it on my Spotify and play it.

[00:49:44] But if it's on.

[00:49:45] But if it's on the radio.

[00:49:47] I'm my home along.

[00:49:51] It's a parody of piano man.

[00:49:52] Okay.

[00:49:53] All right.

[00:49:53] I got to hear that.

[00:49:54] No, no.

[00:49:54] The saga is that older.

[00:49:55] No, the saga begins is not a parody of piano, man.

[00:49:58] That is a parody of.

[00:50:03] What's the what the hell's the name?

[00:50:04] I always forget the name is my, my Miss American by drama Chevy to the levee, but the levee.

[00:50:09] It was.

[00:50:09] Oh, Don something.

[00:50:11] Yeah, that that's what.

[00:50:13] That is what the the saga begins as a parody of.

[00:50:19] Don something was his name.

[00:50:21] Don.

[00:50:22] Hang on.

[00:50:23] I don't want to look it up.

[00:50:24] I think that's cheating.

[00:50:27] Damn it.

[00:50:27] American pie.

[00:50:28] I'm thinking of the Spider-Man one.

[00:50:30] Oh, no.

[00:50:31] The song is American Pie by Don McLean.

[00:50:34] Don McLean.

[00:50:35] Yeah.

[00:50:35] Every time I hear American Pie, I just I just think of us in fifth grade.

[00:50:39] Or sixth grade.

[00:50:41] Yeah, it was sixth grade.

[00:50:44] Mimicking American Pie.

[00:50:46] Yeah.

[00:50:46] I got I got you kicked out of class that day because you wouldn't stop laughing.

[00:50:50] He's like, Jake, shut up.

[00:50:51] And he's like, I can't.

[00:50:52] I can't.

[00:50:53] It's too funny.

[00:50:57] It's coming.

[00:50:58] Nail.

[00:50:59] Nail.

[00:51:01] I saw a bird.

[00:51:03] It was really.

[00:51:05] Dude, that that's like the funniest thing on Dragon Ball Z A Bridge.

[00:51:08] And I'm not trying to get to that because obviously we're on political talk right now.

[00:51:11] This is this is what we do.

[00:51:12] So we got to keep on.

[00:51:13] No, no.

[00:51:13] We make we make politics fun.

[00:51:15] So let me ask you this.

[00:51:17] Try to at least.

[00:51:18] To make it to put which one of these candidates reminds you more of Frieza.

[00:51:24] Oh, dude.

[00:51:25] Definitely Kamala.

[00:51:27] I don't know.

[00:51:28] I think Trump's got a little.

[00:51:29] Sounds like him.

[00:51:29] No, dude.

[00:51:30] Trump.

[00:51:31] He reminds me of Hercule.

[00:51:36] Hulk Hogan is Hercule.

[00:51:38] Hercule.

[00:51:38] Dude, that was crazy when Hulk Hogan came out in support of Trump.

[00:51:43] And he was like, let me tell you, brothers.

[00:51:46] Or however you like.

[00:51:47] I can't do Hulk Hogan.

[00:51:48] Let me tell you something, brother.

[00:51:50] What you going to do when Trump-a-mania?

[00:51:54] Just think about it for a minute.

[00:51:57] If Randy Savage was still alive, yeah.

[00:52:00] He'd be supporting Kamala.

[00:52:02] I know that surprises you.

[00:52:04] But here's the thing, brother.

[00:52:07] We're going to take this.

[00:52:09] I can't even do it with a straight face.

[00:52:12] We're going to take this election in three hours.

[00:52:17] Three minutes of voting.

[00:52:21] Oh, dude.

[00:52:22] We're gaining and losing viewers by the minute.

[00:52:26] There's like seven, nine, twelve, seven, twelve, seven.

[00:52:30] I said twelve.

[00:52:32] We haven't even hit that yet.

[00:52:36] Oh, man.

[00:52:37] Give us that watch time, people.

[00:52:38] We'd appreciate it.

[00:52:39] Put us all on one hour.

[00:52:42] One hour of your time.

[00:52:43] Just put us on mute.

[00:52:45] That's all we need.

[00:52:49] From at least a thousand.

[00:52:50] Yeah, put us on mute.

[00:52:51] Yeah, fair enough.

[00:52:52] I mean, I don't care.

[00:52:56] Just so we can get monetized.

[00:52:57] So close.

[00:53:06] There are children in another room.

[00:53:08] Oh, and no, they're not from Mexico.

[00:53:13] That's that's a bad joke.

[00:53:14] I'm sorry.

[00:53:20] What are you so quiet for?

[00:53:23] Are you still there?

[00:53:25] OK.

[00:53:27] No, I'm clicking.

[00:53:28] I keep clicking now.

[00:53:29] And I'm like, because this Internet here.

[00:53:31] Oh, motherfucker.

[00:53:33] Look at this.

[00:53:34] Who?

[00:53:35] Virginia's leaning red.

[00:53:37] Barely, barely.

[00:53:38] And they're still counting.

[00:53:39] Oh, actually, what's the reporting?

[00:53:42] 37 percent.

[00:53:44] Yeah.

[00:53:44] Neck and neck, dude.

[00:53:46] 49.2.

[00:53:46] Oh, and Ohio just shifted red.

[00:53:53] It's 39 percent reporting.

[00:53:59] Yeah, dude.

[00:54:00] Pennsylvania.

[00:54:01] That's crazy.

[00:54:02] They're saying 8 percent reporting and 72 percent is Kamala and 27 percent Trump.

[00:54:07] Yeah, but that's that's in that's in the big cities.

[00:54:10] That's Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

[00:54:11] Guaranteed.

[00:54:12] I know you're right.

[00:54:13] You're right.

[00:54:13] You're right.

[00:54:14] Well, because it's 385,000.

[00:54:16] And then versus 145,000.

[00:54:18] So, yep.

[00:54:26] You know, I'm not going to say what I did last election.

[00:54:30] I literally said Trump had it.

[00:54:32] No problem.

[00:54:33] And.

[00:54:35] I did not.

[00:54:38] I did not think that it would go that way.

[00:54:42] Like, I can't believe Biden won.

[00:54:44] Like, and then all the shit we've dealt with for the past four years and you still have people believing the Democratic Party.

[00:54:51] I'm just like, you guys love punishment.

[00:54:53] I swear the Democratic Party, all of them are into BDSM.

[00:55:01] Fucking pathetic.

[00:55:09] Piano man.

[00:55:25] Put your lights on.

[00:55:27] Put your lights on.

[00:55:29] That's a good song.

[00:55:31] I forgot about that.

[00:55:32] That literally just popped up.

[00:55:33] You remember that?

[00:55:36] I think it was.

[00:55:36] Yeah.

[00:55:38] Who's that band?

[00:55:39] Everclear?

[00:55:40] No, not Everclear.

[00:55:42] Everlast.

[00:55:43] Poochie lights on.

[00:55:47] Hey there.

[00:55:48] All you sinners.

[00:55:54] Yeah.

[00:55:55] So.

[00:55:56] Born.

[00:55:57] North Carolina.

[00:55:58] North Carolina is a somewhat neck and neck.

[00:56:00] 48 and 50, but it's only 13% reporting.

[00:56:03] So.

[00:56:04] What did you what did you say for North Carolina?

[00:56:07] I predicted.

[00:56:08] They got 16.

[00:56:11] I predicted North Carolina was going.

[00:56:12] But I also was believing the prediction of Virginia going blue.

[00:56:18] Well, and it's only 37% reporting, so it can still happen.

[00:56:23] Not that, you know, we wanted to, but.

[00:56:32] Why'd you tear up your hat, bro?

[00:56:40] Damn it.

[00:56:41] My stupid YouTube stops turning on the live, so I'm not seeing a predicting the election

[00:56:46] like it's March Madness.

[00:56:48] Dude, we're looking at all the teams.

[00:56:50] We're seeing who we want to trade and.

[00:56:53] And I said, dude, I apologize.

[00:56:55] I don't know what you is.

[00:57:03] Someone commented, by the way, if you weren't aware there, Jake.

[00:57:06] Jakey.

[00:57:07] Oh, I did not see that.

[00:57:08] Oh, predicting the election like it's March Madness.

[00:57:10] Yeah, except we don't have brackets.

[00:57:13] No, I mean, we might as well.

[00:57:15] And like I said, we're going to start trading.

[00:57:18] We don't like this guy.

[00:57:19] Can we trade him for this guy?

[00:57:21] You can have Fetterman.

[00:57:26] Which, by the way, did you see Fetterman on Rogan?

[00:57:30] Yeah.

[00:57:31] Ugh.

[00:57:32] I didn't see the whole episode.

[00:57:34] I got like five minutes in and I shut it off.

[00:57:37] I was like, that was almost worse than the Kanye podcast.

[00:57:49] Mine is honesty.

[00:57:52] And yes, I'm here.

[00:57:59] Tell the government to get out of there.

[00:58:03] Five.

[00:58:05] I may have to take a short break.

[00:58:09] Yeah, you're good.

[00:58:10] Can you hear?

[00:58:12] Somewhat.

[00:58:13] It's on.

[00:58:13] Okay.

[00:58:15] People live in lives.

[00:58:17] People live in their lives while these elitist politicians dictate from on high.

[00:58:23] Pretty much.

[00:58:26] So I think that I've decided that I won't vote anymore after this.

[00:58:30] It's too hard to decide who to vote for.

[00:58:32] I know it's my right to vote, but it just feels like it's too hard.

[00:58:35] Well, that's unfortunately, that's your civic duty is to vote.

[00:58:39] Like that's that's our number one goal as citizens.

[00:58:42] Like to be fair, you can't complain.

[00:58:45] Yeah, that's kind of that's kind of how it is, because I mean, if you have opinions and whatnot,

[00:58:50] just whatever your opinions are, match it with that person.

[00:58:55] Like, I just I think people need to stop like putting personality over policy.

[00:59:01] Like, it just makes no sense.

[00:59:02] You're not you're not voting for personality.

[00:59:04] You're voting for policy.

[00:59:05] Like, always.

[00:59:07] It should never be about personality.

[00:59:10] Like, I don't care what anyone says, what was said in the locker room, this and that.

[00:59:13] It's like, I don't really care if he shares my values now because everybody can change.

[00:59:20] I mean, it's it's only fair to allow people the opportunity to change, you know, and potentially say they're sorry or act better, you know.

[00:59:30] Oh, yeah.

[00:59:31] Of course, we voted in our local elections.

[00:59:38] You should always vote.

[00:59:39] Voter apathy is way too much of a problem.

[00:59:44] Agree.

[00:59:46] Oh, yeah.

[00:59:47] We.

[00:59:54] Yeah.

[00:59:55] Hey, I'm gonna come up and say goodnight to you guys in a second.

[00:59:57] OK.

[01:00:01] Oh, yeah.

[01:00:02] The numbers numbers are changing.

[01:00:04] You want to see the live map?

[01:00:06] I'm talking to Sasha for a sec.

[01:00:08] Yeah, yeah.

[01:00:08] So, 49 and 101.

[01:00:10] A lot of these places are 40 to 50 percent and then some are 8 percent reporting, meaning they haven't got all the ballots in.

[01:00:20] I'm just gonna laugh, dude, because I said real early I have a hard time seeing Virginia go blue.

[01:00:27] I don't know why.

[01:00:28] It was a pure gut feeling.

[01:00:29] But if it goes red, I'm just gonna be like, I need to trust myself more.

[01:00:34] Because I said very early, I said very early, it's going to mainly come down to Pennsylvania.

[01:00:38] And I was right again.

[01:00:43] Which Pennsylvania being like literally what they are unions.

[01:00:50] Like, how can you think that they are for you when how Biden treated you?

[01:00:57] And it's like, dude, Kamala is a direct representation only worse than what Biden is.

[01:01:01] Biden was just an old fogey.

[01:01:03] And Kamala, like while she's a little younger, she is like, I don't like her, but she is more sharp than Biden.

[01:01:08] So, yeah.

[01:01:09] Well, I mean.

[01:01:11] So this is interesting, though.

[01:01:13] If Trump takes Virginia and North Carolina, even if Kamala takes Pennsylvania, Trump wins.

[01:01:23] Damn.

[01:01:25] I need to look at that map with you for it.

[01:01:27] Come on there.

[01:01:27] Pop up.

[01:01:29] So, yeah, that's very interesting.

[01:01:33] Assuming everything else stays the way I predicted.

[01:01:37] So, even if Kamala took Pennsylvania, Trump would still win if he got Virginia.

[01:01:42] All right.

[01:01:43] Question to the watchers.

[01:01:47] If Trump does win, do you suspect any backlash?

[01:01:53] And I mean riots or anything like that.

[01:01:55] Like, or do you think the other side is going to be peaceful about this transition of power?

[01:02:03] I think they're going to try real hard.

[01:02:07] Do you think there's going to be an insurrection?

[01:02:09] No, I don't think there's going to be an insurrection.

[01:02:10] I think there's going to be a concerted effort from the interior, though.

[01:02:16] I would not be surprised, though, just because of how things are...

[01:02:19] I want to say goodnight now.

[01:02:20] Huh?

[01:02:23] Oh, damn.

[01:02:24] Yeah, now what?

[01:02:25] So I wouldn't be surprised if the Democrats try to not certify the vote if Trump wins, though.

[01:02:32] Because, I mean, the thing is they've done everything else they've accused him of.

[01:02:34] Why not that?

[01:02:35] You know?

[01:02:35] And now, to be fair, the elector scheme is a thing.

[01:02:39] I'm not saying he didn't do that.

[01:02:40] I'm just saying that, you know, the left side of the aisle has done everything they've accused him of doing.

[01:02:47] So that wouldn't shock me.

[01:02:49] I know.

[01:02:49] And it's worth noting that Kamala Harris is the vice president, which means she presides over the Senate.

[01:02:55] Right.

[01:02:56] Give me a minute.

[01:02:57] I'll be back.

[01:02:58] Yep.

[01:03:01] Oh, Arkansas.

[01:03:05] Oh, never mind.

[01:03:05] I don't have that map up anymore.

[01:03:07] So it looks like Arkansas just got kind of sort of called for Donald Trump.

[01:03:12] Nine percent reporting.

[01:03:16] Yeah, so still very early.

[01:03:20] So, yeah, this map's going to change color.

[01:03:22] I saw a meme on Facebook today where it was a map in the United States and was colored in with a bunch of different color crayons.

[01:03:28] And it said what we know so far.

[01:03:30] Thought that was quite funny.

[01:03:35] But, yeah, we will see.

[01:03:36] Let's see.

[01:03:37] Where percentage?

[01:03:38] So they're 40.

[01:03:39] Okay, so they're almost halfway there.

[01:03:40] But that's really close.

[01:03:43] Same here.

[01:03:43] 16, even less.

[01:03:45] 16 percent.

[01:03:48] Florida is almost.

[01:03:49] Yeah, I saw some people on TikTok saying Florida was going to go blue in their prediction maps.

[01:03:54] And I was like, no, there's no precedent for that.

[01:03:57] Which is interesting because I remember when Florida was a swing state.

[01:04:02] And then 2016 happened.

[01:04:08] Yeah, I remember early on Eric was saying, what if Illinois turned red?

[01:04:11] And I'm like, there's no way in hell.

[01:04:12] Although that is closer than I thought it would be.

[01:04:14] Although it's also only 8 percent reporting.

[01:04:16] But, yes, we shall see.

[01:04:26] And actually, I forget where we had.

[01:04:28] Oh, D.C. is counted as going blue.

[01:04:34] Yeah, Florida has been blood red for a while.

[01:04:38] Yeah, that's why I found it funny.

[01:04:40] Like, it's not a political thing.

[01:04:41] It's just like, okay, just look at the history.

[01:04:45] Like, Florida has been pretty red for a while now, multiple election cycles.

[01:04:49] It's not considered a swing state anymore.

[01:04:52] And the people were saying that Texas was going to go blue.

[01:04:54] I'm like, eh, not this election.

[01:04:56] Although there is an influx of people.

[01:04:59] It's going to be closer than it had been historically.

[01:05:03] Because a lot of people are moving from California to Texas.

[01:05:07] And for some reason, they're bringing the same politics with them.

[01:05:10] But I don't know.

[01:05:12] You can vote for whoever you want to.

[01:05:14] Land of the free and all.

[01:05:17] Hello, I'm back.

[01:05:18] That was perfect.

[01:05:19] Hello.

[01:05:19] My back was killing me anyway.

[01:05:22] Hello.

[01:05:22] Oh, we have new comments.

[01:05:24] My name is Elder Price.

[01:05:25] I assume you've been talking.

[01:05:27] Yes.

[01:05:28] Florida has been blood red for a while now.

[01:05:30] Since like, what?

[01:05:32] 2016, wasn't it?

[01:05:33] Well, I was talking about how I remember when Florida was a swing state.

[01:05:37] They had their period in 2016.

[01:05:40] That's a terrible joke.

[01:05:41] But no, I was talking about how when I was on TikTok earlier,

[01:05:44] there were some people making election predictions.

[01:05:46] And they had not only every swing state,

[01:05:49] blue, but they also had Florida and Texas blue.

[01:05:51] And I'm just like, there's no way in hell.

[01:05:53] Like, there's no, not even political.

[01:05:55] That's just, there's no historical precedent for that.

[01:05:59] To be honest, we, Max, we probably won't have the,

[01:06:02] we won't know the real winner until like, what?

[01:06:05] Two weeks from now.

[01:06:06] How long did it take last time?

[01:06:09] I think we'll have a pretty good indication though.

[01:06:12] I think so.

[01:06:13] And then Haley, you said you don't think Michigan will ever go red.

[01:06:16] Did you answer, did you say something to that, Jake?

[01:06:19] No, I didn't see that.

[01:06:20] Okay.

[01:06:21] Yeah.

[01:06:21] I mean, I don't see why not.

[01:06:23] Michigan's actually fairly conservative besides big cities.

[01:06:29] Well, what's hurting Harris in Michigan in particular,

[01:06:31] which I think she's going to carry it.

[01:06:33] So take this with a grain of salt.

[01:06:36] What's hurting Harris is,

[01:06:37] it's,

[01:06:38] I think I read somewhere that it's got the highest population of Muslim Americans

[01:06:42] in, in the United States.

[01:06:45] And, um, uh, Haley, are you in, are you in Michigan?

[01:06:49] Are you, I thought you was in New York.

[01:06:51] Nope.

[01:06:52] Was it Michigan?

[01:06:53] Okay.

[01:06:53] My bad.

[01:06:54] I just, I just, I just assumed,

[01:06:56] I just assumed like with all the stuff that she likes and, uh,

[01:06:59] and, uh, in her podcast, whatnot,

[01:07:01] I thought it was New York for some reason.

[01:07:02] It just, it made sense.

[01:07:04] You can like the theater, not live in New York.

[01:07:07] That's fine.

[01:07:07] Yeah.

[01:07:08] I don't know why.

[01:07:09] I just, I just assumed.

[01:07:11] My dog's wagging her tail on the couch.

[01:07:13] It sounds like somebody knocking at the door,

[01:07:15] but I know it's her cause she's not barking her head off right now.

[01:07:18] Dude.

[01:07:18] My dog does that.

[01:07:20] Oh,

[01:07:20] I bet you wish you were in New York.

[01:07:22] No, no, no.

[01:07:23] Thanks on New York.

[01:07:25] Yeah.

[01:07:25] Send me to hell or New York city be about the same to me.

[01:07:28] No, I'm just kidding.

[01:07:29] Actually,

[01:07:30] New York's beautiful.

[01:07:31] As long as you don't have a pet squirrel in New York,

[01:07:33] you're fine.

[01:07:33] Except for the homeless and, uh,

[01:07:35] the, uh, drug epidemic and all the grease.

[01:07:38] All the grease.

[01:07:40] Dude,

[01:07:40] there's massive grease down to downtown is disgusting.

[01:07:45] Like,

[01:07:46] I'm not saying that obviously the parks are beautiful and whatnot,

[01:07:48] but like,

[01:07:48] you know,

[01:07:49] except that time that RFK dumped a fucking bear carcass there.

[01:07:53] No.

[01:07:54] Yeah.

[01:07:55] I didn't know about that.

[01:07:56] Oh yeah.

[01:07:57] No,

[01:07:57] that's the thing.

[01:07:58] He apparently,

[01:07:58] why did he do that?

[01:07:59] So,

[01:08:01] so apparently he and his friends found a,

[01:08:03] I think it was a bear carcass.

[01:08:05] Somebody will correct me in the comments.

[01:08:06] Uh,

[01:08:07] they found a bear carcass on the side of the road and they wanted to take it with

[01:08:10] them.

[01:08:10] But then for some reason they,

[01:08:12] I don't know if it was too hard.

[01:08:13] So they dumped it in central park.

[01:08:16] That's not the weirdest thing he's done though.

[01:08:18] Yeah.

[01:08:19] The weirdest thing is the whale carcass.

[01:08:21] I think,

[01:08:22] I think that's the weirdest thing.

[01:08:24] Dude.

[01:08:25] RFK is pretty,

[01:08:27] pretty radical.

[01:08:28] Like,

[01:08:29] uh,

[01:08:29] not,

[01:08:29] not,

[01:08:30] not like radical in his policies,

[01:08:31] but not,

[01:08:32] but he hit him.

[01:08:33] He's weird.

[01:08:34] Oh,

[01:08:34] you can you still do your RFK junior?

[01:08:38] I love it.

[01:08:39] I think it's great right now.

[01:08:40] I'll hit you with it when you least expect it.

[01:08:43] Come on,

[01:08:44] RK,

[01:08:44] get on the stage,

[01:08:45] say a few words.

[01:08:50] I,

[01:08:50] I can't.

[01:08:51] Yeah.

[01:08:54] It's so mean,

[01:08:55] but you actually saw someone,

[01:08:59] someone actually,

[01:09:00] uh,

[01:09:00] recently they didn't get in trouble,

[01:09:02] but they were,

[01:09:03] uh,

[01:09:04] making fun of RFK's,

[01:09:06] uh,

[01:09:07] voice and someone like got on them,

[01:09:10] but they weren't on his side.

[01:09:11] I was like,

[01:09:13] I'm not making,

[01:09:14] I mean,

[01:09:14] yeah,

[01:09:15] I'm kind of making fun of his voice,

[01:09:16] but the thing is,

[01:09:17] I agree with them.

[01:09:18] So,

[01:09:19] yeah,

[01:09:20] I just,

[01:09:21] I'm sorry when you busted it out randomly,

[01:09:23] I was not expecting it.

[01:09:24] And I just,

[01:09:24] I lost my shit.

[01:09:25] I thought that was so incredibly funny.

[01:09:27] It's not hard to do.

[01:09:29] You just have to get incredibly loud.

[01:09:33] And,

[01:09:34] yeah.

[01:09:35] So,

[01:09:36] that's an awful lot of red on that map.

[01:09:38] That's what she said.

[01:09:40] Ew.

[01:09:42] It sounds dirty.

[01:09:44] Oh,

[01:09:45] North Dakota.

[01:09:46] Oh,

[01:09:47] yeah.

[01:09:48] And they,

[01:09:48] they,

[01:09:49] they're,

[01:09:49] they're Trump.

[01:09:51] Yeah.

[01:09:51] Surprised by no one.

[01:09:52] Only 1% voting so far,

[01:09:54] but reporting,

[01:09:56] but still 72 and 25%.

[01:09:58] Yeah.

[01:10:00] I was going to say,

[01:10:01] technically Indiana's only halfway there.

[01:10:03] So.

[01:10:04] Yeah.

[01:10:06] That's so funny,

[01:10:08] dude.

[01:10:08] Halfway there.

[01:10:09] That,

[01:10:10] that person said,

[01:10:11] you guys are like,

[01:10:12] you're predicting March madness bracket.

[01:10:14] Yeah.

[01:10:16] Dude,

[01:10:16] this is called a.

[01:10:18] If we had a different.

[01:10:19] So,

[01:10:19] here's an interesting idea.

[01:10:20] Fantasy,

[01:10:21] fantasy president picks.

[01:10:23] You can gamble on this legally in some states.

[01:10:26] I know.

[01:10:26] I,

[01:10:27] I've seen the ad a 50,000 times.

[01:10:29] I was like,

[01:10:30] okay,

[01:10:30] cool.

[01:10:31] So,

[01:10:31] here,

[01:10:32] the different,

[01:10:33] here's an interesting thing.

[01:10:34] And I don't know necessarily,

[01:10:35] this would be a bad idea.

[01:10:36] I think this would be a nice compromise.

[01:10:39] To,

[01:10:40] to the,

[01:10:40] the,

[01:10:41] the people that want to glitch the electoral college system.

[01:10:43] Are you familiar with the concept of weighted voting?

[01:10:47] So basically when you fill out your ballot,

[01:10:49] you basically,

[01:10:50] you have all the candidates listed and then you list them in order of preference.

[01:10:56] So here,

[01:10:56] so this is,

[01:10:57] this is how it could theoretically happen.

[01:10:59] Let's say,

[01:11:00] let's just take the people that are running,

[01:11:01] right?

[01:11:02] You've got Donald Trump,

[01:11:03] uh,

[01:11:03] Kamala Harris,

[01:11:04] Chase Oliver,

[01:11:05] Jill Stein.

[01:11:06] And,

[01:11:06] uh,

[01:11:07] there's a socialist.

[01:11:08] I can't remember her name,

[01:11:09] but I saw her poster,

[01:11:10] uh,

[01:11:10] outside and I'm like,

[01:11:11] that's hilarious.

[01:11:12] Um,

[01:11:13] all right,

[01:11:13] not a socialist.

[01:11:14] I'm sorry.

[01:11:14] A communist.

[01:11:15] Okay.

[01:11:16] Like an actual,

[01:11:16] like an actual communist,

[01:11:18] like communist party of the United States.

[01:11:22] Communist.

[01:11:23] I'm assuming that person would be under other candidates.

[01:11:27] Uh,

[01:11:27] depends on the state.

[01:11:28] I think she is in the ballot in Florida.

[01:11:30] I could be mistaken though.

[01:11:31] I,

[01:11:32] I,

[01:11:32] cause I read it somewhere,

[01:11:33] but I'm,

[01:11:33] you see.

[01:11:34] So,

[01:11:34] but anyway,

[01:11:35] let's say that,

[01:11:35] let's say that Donald Trump was your first choice and,

[01:11:39] you know,

[01:11:39] Chase Oliver was your second choice.

[01:11:41] Well,

[01:11:42] if more Donald Trump might get more votes,

[01:11:45] but there's a scenario in which Chase Oliver could win the election because he had more second place votes.

[01:11:53] If that makes sense.

[01:11:55] So it goes to whoever gets the most votes.

[01:12:00] And I'm probably describing that very poorly,

[01:12:03] but I,

[01:12:03] I think that is a bit more representative of like the consensus of the country and not so much a binary winner take all system.

[01:12:11] Um,

[01:12:13] because what would likely happen in a weighted voting system is after election day and all the results are empty.

[01:12:18] People will be like,

[01:12:18] eh,

[01:12:19] one of my first choice,

[01:12:20] but that's not horrible.

[01:12:24] So I think that might,

[01:12:25] that might be something that I would be willing to explore.

[01:12:31] So let's just see if.

[01:12:33] Hey,

[01:12:33] Haley said fall of 2025.

[01:12:35] We'll be in New York though.

[01:12:37] I'm coming for you,

[01:12:38] New York.

[01:12:40] So even if you get New York.

[01:12:43] Yeah.

[01:12:43] So even if Kamala takes Kansas and Pennsylvania,

[01:12:46] if Trump maintains everything and Virginia and North Carolina,

[01:12:49] Trump still wins,

[01:12:50] but that's not the election I'm predicting.

[01:12:53] So we'll continue.

[01:12:56] I just don't understand the hatred.

[01:12:58] It doesn't make any sense.

[01:13:00] The hatred.

[01:13:00] I got for Trump.

[01:13:02] I can understand the hatred for Kamala.

[01:13:04] Like,

[01:13:05] I mean,

[01:13:05] Joe Biden have ran the country for the last four years.

[01:13:08] Don't be,

[01:13:08] don't be so naive.

[01:13:09] I can understand.

[01:13:10] I can understand.

[01:13:11] Hatred.

[01:13:11] Hatred is a powerful word.

[01:13:13] Okay.

[01:13:13] I can understand the dislike.

[01:13:16] That's fair.

[01:13:16] Yeah.

[01:13:18] Cause I don't hate Kamala Harris.

[01:13:20] Yeah.

[01:13:20] But people hate Trump and it's literally because this is,

[01:13:23] well,

[01:13:24] there are people let's,

[01:13:25] let's be honest here.

[01:13:26] There are people who hate Kamala Harris.

[01:13:29] There are people.

[01:13:30] Joe Biden's one of them,

[01:13:31] but.

[01:13:32] Oh,

[01:13:32] I'm not saying that.

[01:13:33] I'm not,

[01:13:34] I'm kind of talking from my own perspective because I don't,

[01:13:36] I don't hate anybody.

[01:13:37] I hate your policies.

[01:13:39] Like,

[01:13:39] you know,

[01:13:39] it's like,

[01:13:40] uh,

[01:13:41] with,

[01:13:42] uh,

[01:13:42] Christians and abortion,

[01:13:43] hate the sin,

[01:13:44] not the center,

[01:13:45] you know?

[01:13:46] So.

[01:13:47] Well,

[01:13:47] but how many people actually follow that though?

[01:13:50] If we're being real,

[01:13:51] not,

[01:13:51] not many,

[01:13:52] like,

[01:13:52] you know,

[01:13:53] I've,

[01:13:53] I've been saying with church,

[01:13:54] there's plenty of people stepping to those doors who aren't safe.

[01:13:57] So,

[01:13:58] I mean,

[01:13:59] not to get on the religious topic,

[01:14:00] but we'll,

[01:14:01] we'll get there eventually on this channel.

[01:14:04] Well,

[01:14:04] that's why religion's important.

[01:14:06] That's why the Amish are turning out to vote.

[01:14:08] Exactly.

[01:14:09] That's another reason I said Trump was going to take Pennsylvania.

[01:14:11] Cause I'm like,

[01:14:13] bro,

[01:14:13] the Amish are voting.

[01:14:16] That's not a tiny number of people.

[01:14:18] I mean,

[01:14:19] it's relatively speaking it is,

[01:14:20] but that could definitely be enough to tip the scale.

[01:14:23] That's why the Democrats are trying to get all the,

[01:14:25] uh,

[01:14:25] illegal aliens,

[01:14:26] uh,

[01:14:27] quicker,

[01:14:28] uh,

[01:14:28] quicker,

[01:14:29] uh,

[01:14:30] get them,

[01:14:31] uh,

[01:14:31] oh my gosh,

[01:14:32] I can't talk.

[01:14:32] To get them citizenship,

[01:14:35] to get them citizenship quicker.

[01:14:38] They're trying to like,

[01:14:39] and literally they,

[01:14:39] they put them in battleground States,

[01:14:41] just like,

[01:14:41] uh,

[01:14:42] Elon Musk said,

[01:14:42] you know,

[01:14:43] I literally went and looked it up and I,

[01:14:44] I just,

[01:14:45] I couldn't believe.

[01:14:46] And I was like,

[01:14:47] I was like,

[01:14:48] they do that.

[01:14:49] But the thing is,

[01:14:49] just like you said earlier,

[01:14:51] they're going to see the bullshit.

[01:14:52] They're going to see all the stuff.

[01:14:54] That's,

[01:14:54] you know,

[01:14:54] how,

[01:14:55] how much,

[01:14:55] well,

[01:14:56] or are they actually going to see that?

[01:14:58] Think about this because they're coming.

[01:14:59] It depends.

[01:15:00] It depends on where,

[01:15:01] where I just want,

[01:15:02] I mean,

[01:15:03] like that's,

[01:15:03] that's what I mean.

[01:15:04] So they're like,

[01:15:04] they,

[01:15:04] they might not know this is bad comparatively because the thing is we've been here.

[01:15:11] We know how this country used to be and how it is now.

[01:15:14] They have not.

[01:15:15] So they,

[01:15:15] but let's look at this.

[01:15:16] It's normal.

[01:15:17] Well,

[01:15:17] let's,

[01:15:17] let's,

[01:15:17] let's take Venezuela,

[01:15:18] for example,

[01:15:19] people who are coming in from Venezuela have seen government,

[01:15:24] you know,

[01:15:25] a government run amok.

[01:15:26] They've seen it.

[01:15:27] And there's a,

[01:15:28] it's not to the same degree,

[01:15:29] mind you,

[01:15:30] but there's a lot of proposed policies that they've actually seen play out for coming here.

[01:15:35] And they're like,

[01:15:36] uh,

[01:15:36] uh,

[01:15:37] nope.

[01:15:39] And that's why I,

[01:15:40] I truly do believe.

[01:15:42] Oh,

[01:15:42] what's that?

[01:15:43] Justin.

[01:15:44] He says,

[01:15:44] I don't necessarily believe faith is bad,

[01:15:46] but organized religion is demonstrably not always super awesome.

[01:15:50] And you're absolutely right.

[01:15:52] Because the thing is,

[01:15:53] once you get a bunch of people in a,

[01:15:56] in an area,

[01:15:57] whatnot,

[01:15:57] and then somebody basically starts telling them how to live,

[01:16:00] that's when people,

[01:16:01] I mean,

[01:16:02] some people will fall,

[01:16:03] fall into it.

[01:16:04] Like,

[01:16:05] and then it does become a cult,

[01:16:06] like,

[01:16:07] you know,

[01:16:07] thing.

[01:16:07] So I'm just like,

[01:16:08] yeah,

[01:16:08] no,

[01:16:09] like that.

[01:16:10] That's not me.

[01:16:11] Like I,

[01:16:12] I've had ups and downs with faith and whatnot.

[01:16:14] And,

[01:16:15] you know,

[01:16:15] I finally recently came to it.

[01:16:17] So,

[01:16:18] I mean,

[01:16:18] that's my own journey and it doesn't matter.

[01:16:20] What anyone else thinks?

[01:16:24] Oh,

[01:16:25] they're calling.

[01:16:26] Really?

[01:16:26] They're calling Maine.

[01:16:27] We got another one.

[01:16:29] Well,

[01:16:30] it's,

[01:16:30] it's very early still.

[01:16:31] And Maine has,

[01:16:33] whoa.

[01:16:34] Okay.

[01:16:34] That's interesting.

[01:16:35] Although only,

[01:16:36] only 1% reported.

[01:16:37] So Maine is actually one of two states where their electoral votes can be

[01:16:41] split.

[01:16:42] And the general consensus is that Trump will get one of Maine's electoral

[01:16:46] votes and Kamala will get three.

[01:16:48] That's Maine and Nebraska that do that.

[01:16:51] Well,

[01:16:52] so far only Florida and Georgia are the biggest majority reporting.

[01:16:57] So.

[01:16:57] Well,

[01:16:58] Georgia.

[01:16:59] Missouri just flipped blue for a moment.

[01:17:04] Welcome everyone who joined the stream.

[01:17:06] If you have,

[01:17:08] feel free to share any comments.

[01:17:11] Or if you want to run,

[01:17:12] if you want to run some prediction scenarios,

[01:17:14] we've got the live map going and we also have our prediction map.

[01:17:18] This is the prediction that I have currently.

[01:17:22] No comments.

[01:17:23] Thank you.

[01:17:26] Hey,

[01:17:26] I,

[01:17:27] I appreciate smart assery.

[01:17:29] So.

[01:17:33] Dude,

[01:17:34] like half of our commentary isn't even really on the election.

[01:17:36] It's literally just talking about shit around the election.

[01:17:39] But this is our thing,

[01:17:40] man.

[01:17:41] This is it.

[01:17:41] We're not that boring.

[01:17:43] I'm okay.

[01:17:43] That's fine.

[01:17:43] We just had a debate.

[01:17:44] We just had a debate on the best Billy Joel songs.

[01:17:49] It's like people need to stop.

[01:17:51] Listen,

[01:17:52] I know I get serious on here sometimes,

[01:17:53] but for the most part,

[01:17:54] Jake's known me for a long time.

[01:17:56] So what?

[01:17:56] I'm not serious all the time.

[01:17:58] Since what's Penn looking like?

[01:18:00] Pennsylvania.

[01:18:02] And Sylvania.

[01:18:04] 13% reporting.

[01:18:05] 13% reporting and 67 and 31%.

[01:18:08] Kamala in a pretty substantial lead.

[01:18:10] However,

[01:18:11] I did point out because the consensus was that Trump wasn't going to take

[01:18:15] Virginia and,

[01:18:16] and it's not,

[01:18:17] it's not in.

[01:18:18] So this is still pure speculation and actually.

[01:18:21] 44% reporting with Trump still in the lead.

[01:18:23] So that's,

[01:18:24] that's a dead heat though.

[01:18:25] That's a dead heat.

[01:18:26] That's going to be close.

[01:18:27] That's going to be super close.

[01:18:28] But assuming,

[01:18:29] assuming Trump takes Virginia,

[01:18:31] Kamala can still take Pennsylvania and Kansas and Trump still wins.

[01:18:37] Carry on my wayward Southern.

[01:18:39] It's a big one.

[01:18:41] I don't think we have any data from Arizona yet,

[01:18:44] but I will check.

[01:18:46] Yeah.

[01:18:47] We're not expecting results there until 10,

[01:18:49] which makes sense.

[01:18:50] Cause they're on,

[01:18:50] you know,

[01:18:51] later time zone.

[01:18:52] California,

[01:18:53] Oregon and Washington and Idaho are the latest.

[01:18:57] Oh,

[01:18:57] wow.

[01:18:58] Alaska is 1am.

[01:18:59] I forgot about Alaska.

[01:19:01] Well,

[01:19:01] yeah.

[01:19:01] Cause they're Hawaii's in midnight there.

[01:19:04] Well,

[01:19:05] yeah,

[01:19:05] they're all pretty far West.

[01:19:06] Yeah.

[01:19:06] I'm predicting Arizona based on.

[01:19:10] Uh,

[01:19:11] two polling averages,

[01:19:12] which we've got real clear politics,

[01:19:14] which shows Trump in a pretty stark.

[01:19:17] That's actually outside the margin.

[01:19:18] Oh no,

[01:19:19] it's not quite outside the margin of error,

[01:19:20] but it's close.

[01:19:34] Michigan,

[01:19:34] that's going to be a close one.

[01:19:35] And I think Jake's right on this one that it's going to be blue.

[01:19:39] I think it's going to be like 49 51.

[01:19:42] Yeah.

[01:19:42] I have a hard time seeing Kamala.

[01:19:44] Although if Kamala takes Kansas and Missouri,

[01:19:46] let's see what that dude,

[01:19:47] it's hard to live anywhere.

[01:19:48] Now he's everyone coming from California,

[01:19:50] but,

[01:19:51] but yeah,

[01:19:52] it's hard to live anywhere,

[01:19:53] but it's especially hard in Democrat run cities.

[01:19:57] And I'm not saying all Democrats are bad because they're not.

[01:20:00] Yeah,

[01:20:01] that's true about Texas.

[01:20:02] I was talking about just misled.

[01:20:05] Yeah,

[01:20:06] I don't think so.

[01:20:06] However,

[01:20:07] if Kamala can get Kansas,

[01:20:09] Haley,

[01:20:10] I hope for,

[01:20:10] I hope for your sake,

[01:20:11] the rest of the States,

[01:20:12] uh,

[01:20:13] do,

[01:20:13] uh,

[01:20:14] flip red,

[01:20:15] uh,

[01:20:15] just for this,

[01:20:16] uh,

[01:20:16] literally,

[01:20:17] literally just for this election.

[01:20:18] Like every,

[01:20:19] you know,

[01:20:20] I I'm not normally Republican big person or whatever.

[01:20:23] Like I would,

[01:20:25] I would prefer it to be even just like Jake said in the past.

[01:20:28] My ideal form of United States government is Republican.

[01:20:32] Your governor is a psycho Haley.

[01:20:34] And I'm not trying to be mean.

[01:20:36] Yeah.

[01:20:36] Gretchen Whitmer.

[01:20:37] Oh yeah,

[01:20:38] she is.

[01:20:39] So my psycho,

[01:20:40] my ideal form of,

[01:20:42] uh,

[01:20:42] us government there's,

[01:20:43] there's my ideal.

[01:20:44] Then there's the realistic,

[01:20:45] the ideal version is Republicans controlling the house,

[01:20:48] Democrats controlling the Senate and a libertarian president.

[01:20:50] But since I'll never have that,

[01:20:52] um,

[01:20:53] I know I'm okay with,

[01:20:56] uh,

[01:20:56] alternating between Democrat and Republican presidents provided one isn't a lunatic because I like the gridlock in the government.

[01:21:04] I love that.

[01:21:05] I don't want the government to do anything unless there's a massive consensus.

[01:21:10] See,

[01:21:11] that's the thing.

[01:21:12] Like,

[01:21:12] honestly,

[01:21:13] like laws and whatnot,

[01:21:14] it should literally be sent out to every American citizen before it's passed.

[01:21:21] And they should have the ability to read it and then talk with their state,

[01:21:25] uh,

[01:21:26] legislators,

[01:21:27] you know,

[01:21:27] in some way,

[01:21:28] shape or form to vote on it.

[01:21:30] Send help.

[01:21:32] Send help.

[01:21:33] Yeah.

[01:21:33] We're trying Haley.

[01:21:34] We're trying to send help,

[01:21:35] but they're not letting us,

[01:21:36] they're not letting us.

[01:21:38] We're trying.

[01:21:39] I've been telling you,

[01:21:40] you,

[01:21:40] you,

[01:21:41] you got it.

[01:21:43] Act.

[01:21:44] I can't do it.

[01:21:46] I think it was a one time.

[01:21:47] I think it was a one time thing.

[01:21:48] You've done it and you've done it twice.

[01:21:50] But so,

[01:21:51] but what I was saying,

[01:21:51] if Kamala can somehow carry Kansas,

[01:21:53] Missouri and Pennsylvania,

[01:21:54] she wins provided everything else stays the same.

[01:21:58] And it's all the same.

[01:22:00] Only the days will change.

[01:22:03] But I,

[01:22:03] I,

[01:22:04] again,

[01:22:04] I don't,

[01:22:04] I don't see that happening because again,

[01:22:06] Kansas 28%.

[01:22:07] Okay.

[01:22:08] 6% in Missouri and 14% in Pennsylvania.

[01:22:13] That's pretty starkly,

[01:22:14] but again,

[01:22:14] they're counting the big cities first because there are more votes there.

[01:22:19] It takes a minute and the Amish votes are coming by horse and buggy.

[01:22:23] Hey,

[01:22:24] Haley,

[01:22:24] you just reminded me of that.

[01:22:26] What was it?

[01:22:27] The video of the little girl who ate the wasabi.

[01:22:29] And then after she just,

[01:22:30] she immediately goes,

[01:22:31] help my computer freeze.

[01:22:53] What's your talking about?

[01:22:55] Lewis.

[01:22:55] I didn't have,

[01:22:56] I didn't,

[01:22:56] I didn't have the,

[01:22:57] I didn't have zoom up.

[01:22:58] And when you go quiet,

[01:22:59] I keep assuming my computer froze or the,

[01:23:03] the election,

[01:23:05] the internet cut out.

[01:23:07] You remember I'm on shitty internet out here now.

[01:23:10] Yeah,

[01:23:11] no,

[01:23:11] Justin,

[01:23:11] I agree totally because I like a lot of people look at me weird.

[01:23:14] Cause they're like,

[01:23:15] well,

[01:23:15] but if there's always gridlock,

[01:23:16] nothing will get done.

[01:23:17] I'm like,

[01:23:17] I know it was designed to be that way.

[01:23:22] Yeah.

[01:23:23] But at the same time,

[01:23:25] unfortunately we are like,

[01:23:27] literally everybody's so pitted against each other.

[01:23:29] Nothing gets done period.

[01:23:31] Even the stuff that needs to be voted on whatnot.

[01:23:33] And it's basically just,

[01:23:34] it's the other side versus the other side.

[01:23:37] No one knows how to come together.

[01:23:38] On anything important.

[01:23:39] They all have to get their little quips in there,

[01:23:42] in the bills to get something important passed.

[01:23:45] And it's like,

[01:23:45] dude,

[01:23:45] we don't need to spend all this extra money in order to get the fucking border

[01:23:49] secured or something similar,

[01:23:52] you know,

[01:23:52] like,

[01:23:52] you know,

[01:23:53] getting more judges for the border minority government where no party has too

[01:23:59] much power.

[01:23:59] I mean,

[01:24:00] there you go.

[01:24:02] Yeah.

[01:24:02] I mean the checks and balances of our country,

[01:24:04] honestly,

[01:24:04] like anyone,

[01:24:06] no one has too much power.

[01:24:07] It's just that they are allowed to get away with the abuse.

[01:24:10] That's all it is.

[01:24:11] The president of the United States has way too much power.

[01:24:14] Yeah.

[01:24:15] Executive orders in,

[01:24:17] you know,

[01:24:17] they're kind of.

[01:24:20] Well,

[01:24:20] and I should,

[01:24:21] I shouldn't say the president,

[01:24:21] the executive branch,

[01:24:23] the vast majority of regulations that affect your everyday life are not,

[01:24:26] are not created or enforced even by elected officials.

[01:24:33] It's by appointed bureaucrats and federal agencies,

[01:24:36] i.e.

[01:24:37] the regulations for your,

[01:24:38] if you have kids,

[01:24:39] the regulations for your school curriculum,

[01:24:42] you didn't vote for that person.

[01:24:43] That's from the Department of Education.

[01:24:45] That's federal.

[01:24:46] Also what's with what you just said,

[01:24:48] uh,

[01:24:48] with the executive branch,

[01:24:49] how,

[01:24:49] uh,

[01:24:50] with the executive orders,

[01:24:51] Congress can control,

[01:24:53] may control executive orders based on statute or statute.

[01:24:58] Statutory.

[01:24:58] Thank you.

[01:24:59] Authority in a number of ways.

[01:25:01] First,

[01:25:01] Congress can respond to a particular executive order by enacting a contrary statute.

[01:25:06] statute.

[01:25:06] In such cases,

[01:25:08] the statute would control the executive order to be invalid.

[01:25:13] I mean,

[01:25:14] yeah,

[01:25:14] I don't know how that makes sense.

[01:25:16] That's just what I,

[01:25:16] it's,

[01:25:17] it's more,

[01:25:17] it's more about federal agencies for me that I really don't,

[01:25:20] I don't think necessarily that all of them shouldn't exist per se,

[01:25:24] but I think there's a lot of like,

[01:25:26] for example,

[01:25:27] the IRS who no one in the IRS was elected by you,

[01:25:31] the people.

[01:25:32] And yet these people can take your house.

[01:25:34] They can garnish your wages.

[01:25:35] They can take your possessions.

[01:25:37] Uh,

[01:25:38] Haley,

[01:25:38] just to literally,

[01:25:40] and I'm assuming that's what you were,

[01:25:41] you were talking about,

[01:25:42] Jake was Haley's comment.

[01:25:44] She said,

[01:25:45] I've been so anxious and stressed out about this selection.

[01:25:48] I've been physically sick for two days.

[01:25:49] This is,

[01:25:50] this is what the,

[01:25:51] uh,

[01:25:51] literally the mainstream media is doing like turn it off.

[01:25:54] Seriously,

[01:25:55] turn it off.

[01:25:55] Listen to some music.

[01:25:57] Eat some good food.

[01:25:58] Watch the podcast.

[01:26:00] Yeah,

[01:26:01] exactly.

[01:26:01] What,

[01:26:01] what,

[01:26:01] what,

[01:26:02] watch the average intelligence podcast first and foremost,

[01:26:04] like literally just,

[01:26:04] I,

[01:26:05] I literally,

[01:26:06] besides talking to Jake and watching like a few videos,

[01:26:09] I have cut back on,

[01:26:11] um,

[01:26:12] a lot of,

[01:26:13] uh,

[01:26:13] political talk because it,

[01:26:15] all it does is just drag you down into a hole.

[01:26:17] And then you,

[01:26:18] you turn into Tim pool and then,

[01:26:20] uh,

[01:26:21] whatnot.

[01:26:21] And I'm not saying he's a bad person.

[01:26:22] I,

[01:26:23] I,

[01:26:23] I enjoy Tim pool,

[01:26:24] but the thing is like politics.

[01:26:27] Well,

[01:26:27] it's like,

[01:26:28] it's like rule these guys' lives.

[01:26:29] Like,

[01:26:30] it's like,

[01:26:30] I remember,

[01:26:31] I remember a couple of years ago,

[01:26:32] you were telling me like,

[01:26:33] Tim pool's a lefty.

[01:26:34] I'm like,

[01:26:34] Tim pool's not a lefty.

[01:26:35] He may have been a lefty,

[01:26:36] but he's,

[01:26:37] no,

[01:26:38] see,

[01:26:38] he was a lefty until they moved the goalpost.

[01:26:41] That's true.

[01:26:42] That's fair.

[01:26:43] That's fair.

[01:26:43] That's fair.

[01:26:44] Like literally,

[01:26:45] and everyone's like,

[01:26:46] they're not moving the goalpost.

[01:26:47] I'm like,

[01:26:47] okay,

[01:26:47] then tell me what a Democrat had 20 years ago for abortion.

[01:26:53] Like,

[01:26:53] were they like 16 weeks?

[01:26:55] And then now they're up to nine months.

[01:26:56] Like,

[01:26:58] well,

[01:26:58] progressive,

[01:26:59] progressive,

[01:27:00] progressive,

[01:27:00] progressive ism as just a general concept has like,

[01:27:03] Whoa,

[01:27:05] red,

[01:27:06] North Dakota,

[01:27:07] South Dakota,

[01:27:09] and Nebraska.

[01:27:11] You scared the shit out of me.

[01:27:12] Well,

[01:27:12] how can they call,

[01:27:13] how can they call Nebraska?

[01:27:14] They don't even have,

[01:27:15] it says 0% reporting.

[01:27:16] Justin said executive unitary theory freaks me out.

[01:27:19] Everything I've heard about it sounds authoritarian.

[01:27:22] I'll tell you what's really authoritarian is like no free speech.

[01:27:27] Like if you could be arrested for speech,

[01:27:30] that's something to be scared about.

[01:27:32] And,

[01:27:33] and I will say,

[01:27:34] you know,

[01:27:35] Justin,

[01:27:36] I'm not picking on you by any means.

[01:27:37] Cause I know you're in Canada,

[01:27:38] but you guys don't actually have a true freedom of speech.

[01:27:41] Like we do.

[01:27:42] You do to a point,

[01:27:43] but you can be arrested for words.

[01:27:45] And that's in my opinion,

[01:27:46] that's fucking crazy.

[01:27:49] See,

[01:27:49] and see that that's the thing.

[01:27:50] I don't know enough about Canada versus,

[01:27:52] you know,

[01:27:53] and I'm assuming you're,

[01:27:54] you're probably similar to us.

[01:27:56] You know,

[01:27:57] that you don't know 100% about what we know.

[01:28:01] I don't know why.

[01:28:02] I hope you may,

[01:28:03] I hope that made sense.

[01:28:04] I'm just rambling.

[01:28:06] And we're still streaming.

[01:28:07] I don't know.

[01:28:08] And I'm not attacking you,

[01:28:09] dude.

[01:28:09] I'm just,

[01:28:09] I'm just,

[01:28:10] I'm just picking,

[01:28:11] picking at you.

[01:28:13] I'm making conversation.

[01:28:15] And he says,

[01:28:16] have you heard how Temple accidentally became a Russian asset?

[01:28:19] No.

[01:28:19] What?

[01:28:20] Okay.

[01:28:21] Okay.

[01:28:21] It's actually a really funny story.

[01:28:23] Oh,

[01:28:24] isn't that interesting?

[01:28:25] See,

[01:28:25] I predicted,

[01:28:26] which again,

[01:28:26] this is.

[01:28:28] What?

[01:28:30] That can't be right.

[01:28:32] That can't be right.

[01:28:32] That can't.

[01:28:33] No.

[01:28:33] See,

[01:28:33] that's an error.

[01:28:35] They've got the exact same.

[01:28:35] Oh,

[01:28:36] dude.

[01:28:36] I,

[01:28:37] I,

[01:28:37] I thought New Mexico was pretty libertarian.

[01:28:40] Well,

[01:28:40] they're,

[01:28:41] they had it going blue.

[01:28:43] It says 20% on mine too there,

[01:28:45] buddy.

[01:28:46] So it would make me very happy to have a libertarian candidate take a state.

[01:28:51] Hold on.

[01:28:52] It's less than 1% vote reported.

[01:28:55] I know.

[01:28:55] That's what I'm saying.

[01:28:55] It's an error.

[01:28:56] They all have 600 votes so far.

[01:28:58] No,

[01:28:58] it's just starting.

[01:28:59] Oh,

[01:28:59] one County.

[01:29:00] Give it a second.

[01:29:01] Oh,

[01:29:02] that's handy though.

[01:29:02] Actually.

[01:29:03] Oh,

[01:29:03] okay.

[01:29:03] I didn't know it would do that.

[01:29:04] So let's take a look ski.

[01:29:06] Oh,

[01:29:06] Wyoming,

[01:29:09] but they have nothing.

[01:29:10] 0% reporting.

[01:29:12] Yeah.

[01:29:12] That's why I'm not.

[01:29:14] Texas is 56%.

[01:29:16] Hey,

[01:29:17] I'll,

[01:29:17] I'll make a bet with you.

[01:29:18] How much do you want to bet that I live in one of the only two counties that goes blue

[01:29:21] in Indiana?

[01:29:23] You poor bastard.

[01:29:25] Ah,

[01:29:25] there it is right there.

[01:29:27] Oh,

[01:29:28] except there's three there.

[01:29:29] It technically is not done yet,

[01:29:30] but it's crazy that my County's red,

[01:29:33] you know,

[01:29:34] because of like literally all the people in my County are like,

[01:29:37] what's leading heart Democrats.

[01:29:38] Well,

[01:29:39] what's really funny is I remember telling you somebody who lived in Columbus was like,

[01:29:42] yeah,

[01:29:42] Columbus is really liberal.

[01:29:43] And I'm like,

[01:29:44] what?

[01:29:44] And turns out now it is now.

[01:29:46] Yeah.

[01:29:48] Yeah.

[01:29:48] Well,

[01:29:49] you know,

[01:29:49] you do know why?

[01:29:50] Good sir.

[01:29:50] It's because all the older people who voted Republican and whatnot are off.

[01:29:56] And that Florida,

[01:29:57] I'm telling you what,

[01:29:58] Florida is a ticking time bomb.

[01:30:00] It's,

[01:30:00] it's nice right now and whatnot,

[01:30:02] but as soon as all those oldies die,

[01:30:04] it's going to turn into a blue trust state,

[01:30:07] just like California.

[01:30:08] Oh,

[01:30:08] isn't this interesting?

[01:30:09] Flint and Detroit are leaning red.

[01:30:11] I wonder why.

[01:30:15] And,

[01:30:15] uh,

[01:30:15] Michigan.

[01:30:17] You ever been to the U?

[01:30:18] You ever been to the U?

[01:30:19] 178 for Kamala to 113 for Trump.

[01:30:22] Our polls just closed.

[01:30:24] Michigan.

[01:30:25] Oh yeah.

[01:30:26] Yeah.

[01:30:26] Your poll should have closed at seven.

[01:30:28] No,

[01:30:29] I'd heard that they were going to keep them open late.

[01:30:32] Well,

[01:30:32] okay.

[01:30:32] So I think,

[01:30:33] I think the rule is that if you're in line,

[01:30:35] I'm fairly certain the rule is seven o'clock,

[01:30:36] but no,

[01:30:37] I think,

[01:30:37] I think the rule is that if you're in line,

[01:30:39] then you,

[01:30:40] you get to vote.

[01:30:41] Huh?

[01:30:41] You have to be in line by six.

[01:30:43] Oh yeah.

[01:30:43] But yeah,

[01:30:44] but you have to be in line by six o'clock.

[01:30:46] Yeah.

[01:30:47] But the polling place isn't technically closed then.

[01:30:49] Cause people are still,

[01:30:49] but I,

[01:30:50] I get it.

[01:30:50] I get it.

[01:30:51] I get what you're saying.

[01:30:51] Yeah.

[01:30:51] But they should be able to get through.

[01:30:53] Yeah.

[01:30:54] Yeah.

[01:30:54] If you're in line.

[01:30:58] All right.

[01:30:58] Oh,

[01:30:59] she said hers were open later.

[01:31:00] I don't know.

[01:31:01] Maybe,

[01:31:02] but,

[01:31:02] um,

[01:31:03] never been to the UP,

[01:31:04] Eric.

[01:31:10] Is he up there?

[01:31:11] Peninsula.

[01:31:14] Indiana's by six.

[01:31:15] Six o'clock.

[01:31:17] Yeah.

[01:31:19] I'm trying to sweet talk about Michigan.

[01:31:21] You ever been?

[01:31:23] Mm.

[01:31:24] Mm.

[01:31:25] You never been to the upper peninsula?

[01:31:29] Hey,

[01:31:29] no,

[01:31:31] there is a little town.

[01:31:33] It's called Marquet.

[01:31:35] No,

[01:31:36] they have the accent up there.

[01:31:38] They,

[01:31:39] oh yeah.

[01:31:39] Oh yeah.

[01:31:40] Oh yeah.

[01:31:41] I'm not sure exactly where it is,

[01:31:42] but I,

[01:31:43] at one point,

[01:31:44] there's a bridge that you drive over to get to the UP.

[01:31:47] And there's a little town.

[01:31:48] I believe it's somewhere in here called,

[01:31:50] or it might be over here.

[01:31:51] I'm not sure,

[01:31:52] but it's called Elk Rapids.

[01:31:54] And dude,

[01:31:55] Bristol clear water.

[01:31:56] It is a,

[01:31:58] just an adorable little town.

[01:31:59] I really want to go back.

[01:32:01] Cause I couldn't,

[01:32:02] I couldn't believe I was like,

[01:32:03] what the fuck?

[01:32:04] I'm not a fan of going North.

[01:32:06] I'd rather go South.

[01:32:08] I'm telling you,

[01:32:08] dude,

[01:32:09] don't sleep on Michigan.

[01:32:11] I mean,

[01:32:12] if it's,

[01:32:12] if it's during the summer,

[01:32:14] sure.

[01:32:14] But I don't care for winter.

[01:32:16] Oh God,

[01:32:17] I'm not going to Elk Rapids in winter.

[01:32:18] Are you crazy?

[01:32:19] Yeah.

[01:32:19] Especially with all my like nerve issues and whatnot.

[01:32:21] Like this winter,

[01:32:22] if it gets cold,

[01:32:23] it's going to really fucking suck.

[01:32:24] Okay.

[01:32:25] So Colorado.

[01:32:26] Yep.

[01:32:26] I'm in Kalamazoo.

[01:32:29] Kalamazoo.

[01:32:32] Oh,

[01:32:33] that's.

[01:32:34] Yeah.

[01:32:35] I figured Kansas city and St.

[01:32:37] Louis,

[01:32:37] but all these other counties.

[01:32:38] And then,

[01:32:41] so that's another fun fact for you.

[01:32:43] Little us geography.

[01:32:43] Did you know that there's a Kansas city,

[01:32:46] Missouri and a Kansas city,

[01:32:47] Kansas?

[01:32:51] Kansas city,

[01:32:52] Missouri is no,

[01:32:53] is it,

[01:32:54] is it Missouri or Kansas city?

[01:32:55] Kansas is known for barbecue.

[01:32:59] I believe Kansas city,

[01:33:00] Missouri,

[01:33:00] because Missouri is known for barbecue.

[01:33:02] I think that's it.

[01:33:03] I think that's right.

[01:33:04] And honestly,

[01:33:06] Kansas city has the best barbecue sauce.

[01:33:09] Well,

[01:33:09] I mean,

[01:33:09] Kansas city is like right on the border,

[01:33:11] but that's why there's a Kansas city,

[01:33:13] Kansas and a Kansas city,

[01:33:14] Missouri.

[01:33:16] Nobody sells Kansas city barbecue sauce anymore,

[01:33:19] except for a,

[01:33:20] what is it?

[01:33:22] It's not sweet baby rays.

[01:33:23] It's the other one.

[01:33:24] Casey masterpiece.

[01:33:25] I want to believe it's,

[01:33:26] it's similar to Missouri.

[01:33:27] Yeah.

[01:33:27] Oh,

[01:33:28] that's interesting.

[01:33:29] Shit.

[01:33:29] So good.

[01:33:32] So see,

[01:33:33] this is what's,

[01:33:34] I don't know how they're coming up with these numbers.

[01:33:36] I guess they're guessing to a certain extent,

[01:33:38] but all the,

[01:33:39] all the,

[01:33:39] all the pretty,

[01:33:40] all the precincts that are closed in Illinois are red.

[01:33:46] 57% reporting.

[01:33:49] Or is that Indiana?

[01:33:51] 57% reporting.

[01:33:52] Yes.

[01:33:52] He's winning.

[01:33:53] Still not done.

[01:33:55] You're on.

[01:33:56] Oh no.

[01:33:57] We're nowhere close to being done.

[01:33:59] Oh no.

[01:34:01] Colorado's 5%.

[01:34:02] Uh,

[01:34:03] Kansas is 36.

[01:34:04] And I'm going to read off the reporting.

[01:34:06] So Texas is 57.

[01:34:08] Uh,

[01:34:09] Louisiana is 2%.

[01:34:10] Mississippi is nine.

[01:34:12] Alabama's four.

[01:34:13] Florida,

[01:34:13] 93.

[01:34:14] Georgia,

[01:34:15] 66,

[01:34:16] 56 for Cal,

[01:34:18] North,

[01:34:18] uh,

[01:34:19] South Carolina,

[01:34:20] 40% for North Carolina.

[01:34:22] Tennessee is 54%.

[01:34:24] Uh,

[01:34:25] 76% for Kentucky.

[01:34:27] 76% for Kentucky.

[01:34:30] 54% for West Virginia.

[01:34:32] So here's another fun fact for you.

[01:34:33] Okay.

[01:34:35] The Colonel of Kentucky fried chicken.

[01:34:37] The Colonel of Kentucky fried chicken.

[01:34:39] The Colonel of Kentucky fried chicken fame is from Tennessee.

[01:34:45] So figure that out.

[01:34:47] Tennessee fried chicken.

[01:34:48] Actually,

[01:34:48] I don't know.

[01:34:49] That didn't sound too bad,

[01:34:50] but TFC sounds illegal.

[01:34:54] Hold on.

[01:34:55] Hold on.

[01:34:56] Hold on.

[01:34:56] You're saying the guy who came up with the chicken.

[01:35:00] Colonel Sanders is from Tennessee.

[01:35:02] He is,

[01:35:05] but he opened his business in Kentucky.

[01:35:07] Correct.

[01:35:08] I don't know that he did.

[01:35:09] I think the first one.

[01:35:11] I think he did.

[01:35:11] I think maybe from Tennessee.

[01:35:14] Where I know he's from Tennessee.

[01:35:16] The first KFC.

[01:35:18] Well,

[01:35:18] here's another fun fact.

[01:35:19] If you follow salt Lake city,

[01:35:21] Utah.

[01:35:26] Okay.

[01:35:27] So the Mormons got to taste God first.

[01:35:30] What?

[01:35:32] The Mormons.

[01:35:33] Dude,

[01:35:33] do you remember when,

[01:35:34] uh,

[01:35:35] uh,

[01:35:35] what was it?

[01:35:36] South park.

[01:35:36] Uh,

[01:35:37] what was it?

[01:35:37] South park.

[01:35:38] Uh,

[01:35:38] that had the,

[01:35:39] uh,

[01:35:41] I can't remember if it was South park or,

[01:35:42] uh,

[01:35:43] or maybe if it was a family guy there,

[01:35:46] they were talking about Mormons being chosen people.

[01:35:49] And there was like,

[01:35:50] wow,

[01:35:50] they were in hell or something like that.

[01:35:52] And I think it was the Mormons.

[01:35:55] I think that was family guy.

[01:35:56] Cause actually the,

[01:35:57] uh,

[01:35:57] the South park episode about the Mormons was actually quite.

[01:36:01] Considering it's a comedy at their expense.

[01:36:03] I think it was pretty respectful.

[01:36:05] Generally speaking.

[01:36:08] That that's the,

[01:36:09] yeah.

[01:36:09] Oh,

[01:36:09] I'm bleeding.

[01:36:10] So fun.

[01:36:10] So fun fact.

[01:36:11] I don't think I told you this.

[01:36:12] I think I told you I went,

[01:36:12] but I don't think I told you the story.

[01:36:14] Um,

[01:36:15] I went to a Mormon church service.

[01:36:16] I got suckered into it.

[01:36:21] That was interesting.

[01:36:23] I bet.

[01:36:24] And did they,

[01:36:25] did they make you sleep with their wives or something?

[01:36:27] No,

[01:36:28] they don't do that anymore.

[01:36:29] I'm just kidding.

[01:36:30] Actually,

[01:36:30] they didn't really do that.

[01:36:31] They just had multiple wives,

[01:36:33] multiple wives.

[01:36:34] So yeah.

[01:36:35] So interesting fact though,

[01:36:36] the Mormons gave that up in park so that Utah could become a state.

[01:36:39] Did you know that?

[01:36:42] Really?

[01:36:42] Yeah.

[01:36:43] That was one of the,

[01:36:44] the,

[01:36:45] the things is they said they wouldn't admit Utah in,

[01:36:48] as a state,

[01:36:48] if polygamy was,

[01:36:50] uh,

[01:36:50] practiced there.

[01:36:51] So the Mormons had to,

[01:36:53] uh,

[01:37:00] I don't think they,

[01:37:01] they maintained that the Mormons were right,

[01:37:03] but I think that.

[01:37:07] Dude.

[01:37:08] Oh,

[01:37:09] you know what?

[01:37:09] I got some crazy pre-mortal life.

[01:37:11] Have you heard of that?

[01:37:12] What's that?

[01:37:13] The Mormons believe that before coming to earth,

[01:37:16] the humans were spirit,

[01:37:18] spirit children of God living in a pre-existence.

[01:37:22] I mean,

[01:37:24] essentially,

[01:37:24] if you want to get down to it,

[01:37:25] that would be considered a soul.

[01:37:29] All right.

[01:37:30] All right.

[01:37:34] I'm getting,

[01:37:34] I'm,

[01:37:34] I'm getting lost in,

[01:37:35] uh,

[01:37:36] in Mormonism.

[01:37:42] Um,

[01:37:43] but so anyway,

[01:37:43] so I get,

[01:37:44] I'm,

[01:37:44] I'm trying to,

[01:37:46] I'm trying to do for the RTA podcast.

[01:37:48] I'm trying to do a series of where I basically episodes where in no particular order,

[01:37:52] but I interview,

[01:37:53] uh,

[01:37:54] clergy from various religions and I reached out to the church of Mormon to,

[01:37:59] I actually,

[01:38:00] okay.

[01:38:00] So I'm going to correct myself here.

[01:38:01] They don't like being called Mormons.

[01:38:05] So I reached out to the church of Latter-day Saints.

[01:38:08] Thanks Jess.

[01:38:10] And that afternoon,

[01:38:11] a couple of missionaries came to my door and my first reaction was in my bummy pajama

[01:38:16] pants and a ratty t-shirt.

[01:38:17] I was like,

[01:38:18] wow,

[01:38:18] you guys are fast.

[01:38:22] So then I explained,

[01:38:23] I was like,

[01:38:23] um,

[01:38:23] I'm,

[01:38:24] I'm not looking for,

[01:38:24] I'm not trying to find Jesus.

[01:38:26] Um,

[01:38:27] I'm trying to figure out who I need to talk to about an interview.

[01:38:30] It was like,

[01:38:30] well,

[01:38:30] you know,

[01:38:31] and I knew I was being dude,

[01:38:32] but I was like,

[01:38:33] I let myself be played so that I could,

[01:38:35] you know,

[01:38:35] get what I wanted.

[01:38:36] Um,

[01:38:37] but it was an interesting learning experience.

[01:38:39] Um,

[01:38:40] so basically the guy was like,

[01:38:42] yeah,

[01:38:42] you know,

[01:38:42] you should come to a service and I can introduce you.

[01:38:44] And he did keep his word.

[01:38:45] He didn't introduce me to their,

[01:38:47] uh,

[01:38:47] basically their director of media in the area.

[01:38:50] I'm just waiting to hear back.

[01:38:51] Um,

[01:38:52] very interesting experience.

[01:38:53] Everybody was really nice,

[01:38:54] really polite,

[01:38:55] little overly zealous about getting me to join the church,

[01:38:58] but I expected that.

[01:39:01] Everybody was very nice.

[01:39:02] I'll say that much.

[01:39:03] It was very nice.

[01:39:04] Anyone religious is always happy to bring someone into the fold.

[01:39:06] Like it's not a bad thing,

[01:39:08] but at the same time,

[01:39:08] you know,

[01:39:09] it just depends on what you believe and you know,

[01:39:11] your stances and whatnot.

[01:39:12] I will say this much.

[01:39:14] If it all agrees and lines up.

[01:39:15] Sure.

[01:39:15] Whatever.

[01:39:16] I'll put it this way.

[01:39:17] Nobody told me I was going to,

[01:39:18] Holy shit.

[01:39:20] It's no,

[01:39:21] it's the,

[01:39:21] no one's going to tell you you're going to holy shit.

[01:39:23] No,

[01:39:24] I just looked down in Minnesota and Wisconsin are leaning Trump right now,

[01:39:27] but it's,

[01:39:28] it's very early.

[01:39:29] Uh,

[01:39:29] Maine too.

[01:39:31] Yeah.

[01:39:32] But Maine,

[01:39:32] Maine's going to split its electoral votes more than likely.

[01:39:34] Uh,

[01:39:34] yeah,

[01:39:35] Iowa,

[01:39:36] Minnesota,

[01:39:36] and Wisconsin are all 1% reporting.

[01:39:38] Uh,

[01:39:38] so anyway,

[01:39:38] to finish the story,

[01:39:39] what's interesting,

[01:39:40] and I kind of appreciated this about the,

[01:39:42] uh,

[01:39:42] the church of Latter-day Saints.

[01:39:43] I got to stop calling them Mormons because they,

[01:39:45] they very polite,

[01:39:46] they,

[01:39:46] they politely explained that that's not what they're called.

[01:39:51] Um,

[01:39:52] that it was kind of,

[01:39:53] and not,

[01:39:54] not really,

[01:39:54] uh,

[01:40:02] like,

[01:40:02] um,

[01:40:02] it's not a slur.

[01:40:03] What's the word I'm looking for?

[01:40:05] Like a nickname,

[01:40:06] an unflattering nickname,

[01:40:07] I guess.

[01:40:09] Um,

[01:40:10] but so a lot of people don't know this about the,

[01:40:11] the Latter-day Saints,

[01:40:13] or you might know them as the Mormons,

[01:40:15] is after their worship service,

[01:40:17] they have an hour of class,

[01:40:19] like an actual classroom,

[01:40:20] sit down study.

[01:40:22] And I,

[01:40:22] I kind of appreciated that.

[01:40:24] I thought it was really interesting.

[01:40:26] Yeah,

[01:40:27] it's just like Bible school.

[01:40:29] yeah,

[01:40:29] but it's mandatory.

[01:40:32] It's part of,

[01:40:33] it's part of their worship though.

[01:40:35] That's what I'm saying.

[01:40:35] It's like,

[01:40:36] there's the worship in the,

[01:40:38] the,

[01:40:38] the,

[01:40:38] the chapel.

[01:40:40] And then there's the classroom.

[01:40:43] The,

[01:40:43] the study is part of it.

[01:40:44] And I thought that was really interesting.

[01:40:45] Well,

[01:40:46] if you're going to be,

[01:40:46] you know,

[01:40:47] honestly with what they're thinking is,

[01:40:48] if you're going to come to their church,

[01:40:50] they're gonna,

[01:40:50] they're going to make sure you know what you're talking about.

[01:40:52] I mean,

[01:40:53] and I agree,

[01:40:54] but then,

[01:40:54] the guy who was teaching class said that sometimes he missed heavy metal music.

[01:40:59] And I was like,

[01:40:59] Nope,

[01:41:00] not for me.

[01:41:02] No,

[01:41:02] I listen to heavy metal,

[01:41:03] not even Christian music.

[01:41:04] There's Christian metal,

[01:41:06] but it's not pretty good.

[01:41:08] Yeah.

[01:41:09] Some of it is.

[01:41:10] No,

[01:41:10] there's actually,

[01:41:11] are you familiar with a band called Adelaide?

[01:41:15] I posted something about a couple,

[01:41:17] about a week ago and it was a Christian band.

[01:41:19] I don't think that was the name,

[01:41:21] but it could be.

[01:41:22] I gotta say,

[01:41:23] man,

[01:41:23] it's pretty bad-ass.

[01:41:24] I gotta say,

[01:41:25] man,

[01:41:25] they're not bad.

[01:41:26] Pretty good.

[01:41:27] It wasn't,

[01:41:27] it wasn't like what you would think it is.

[01:41:29] Like,

[01:41:29] everybody always thinks it's going to be like,

[01:41:30] Oh,

[01:41:31] no,

[01:41:32] no.

[01:41:32] And then,

[01:41:32] but it's like,

[01:41:34] no,

[01:41:34] it's just like sick all the way through.

[01:41:35] It's just literally just messages and teaching.

[01:41:37] It's like,

[01:41:38] no,

[01:41:38] they have a song called strong and brave and you wouldn't know it was a

[01:41:41] Christian band until she says Jesus once.

[01:41:43] Once.

[01:41:45] Or twice.

[01:41:46] Which it's a repeated line.

[01:41:48] So I'm going to say once.

[01:41:49] Dude,

[01:41:50] you want to know who threw me off as a Christian band?

[01:41:53] And I had no idea until I started looking at the lyrics was,

[01:41:55] uh,

[01:41:55] the killers.

[01:41:58] They're a Christian band.

[01:41:59] Wait,

[01:41:59] wait,

[01:42:00] okay.

[01:42:00] Are we talking about the same band?

[01:42:03] Yeah.

[01:42:04] Somebody told me.

[01:42:06] Oh,

[01:42:06] okay.

[01:42:06] We had a boyfriend.

[01:42:08] Really?

[01:42:08] Dude.

[01:42:09] Like when he's talking,

[01:42:10] turning saints into the sea and,

[01:42:13] uh,

[01:42:13] the,

[01:42:13] like,

[01:42:14] just,

[01:42:14] just look up the lyrics.

[01:42:15] Just do me a favor.

[01:42:15] Or actually,

[01:42:16] I'll just look them up right now.

[01:42:17] No,

[01:42:17] I know.

[01:42:17] I know the song.

[01:42:19] I don't,

[01:42:19] I don't.

[01:42:19] Yeah.

[01:42:20] And,

[01:42:20] uh,

[01:42:21] apparently they are Mormon.

[01:42:24] Wait,

[01:42:25] wait,

[01:42:25] they're English though.

[01:42:26] Aren't they?

[01:42:27] I don't know what they are.

[01:42:28] They're amazing.

[01:42:29] I,

[01:42:29] I,

[01:42:30] I like killers,

[01:42:31] dude.

[01:42:31] Like that one,

[01:42:32] song,

[01:42:33] when you were young,

[01:42:33] dude,

[01:42:33] that's such a good song.

[01:42:36] He doesn't look a thing like Jesus,

[01:42:39] buddy.

[01:42:40] There you go.

[01:42:40] Talks like a gentleman.

[01:42:43] The kind that you remember when you were young.

[01:42:52] I believe.

[01:42:53] That's a,

[01:42:53] that's Mr.

[01:42:54] Brightside too,

[01:42:55] right?

[01:42:55] Yeah.

[01:42:55] That's the killers.

[01:42:58] Yeah.

[01:42:58] Yeah.

[01:42:59] Yeah.

[01:42:59] Yeah.

[01:42:59] Mr.

[01:42:59] Brightside and dude,

[01:43:01] like there were so many songs that like reminded me of different bands,

[01:43:04] like growing up.

[01:43:05] And then like,

[01:43:06] as you get older,

[01:43:06] you realize it wasn't the same singers.

[01:43:08] Like,

[01:43:08] did you,

[01:43:09] did you ever have that?

[01:43:10] Oh yeah.

[01:43:11] All the time.

[01:43:12] And then on top of that,

[01:43:13] like,

[01:43:13] does it give you like,

[01:43:15] I don't know.

[01:43:16] Like when I heard Mr.

[01:43:17] Brightside or Cotton Eye Joe,

[01:43:21] always those songs played when we went to go bowling at the,

[01:43:23] at the bowling alley.

[01:43:26] Shoot.

[01:43:27] I was going to say,

[01:43:27] Oh,

[01:43:28] so just a note on Minnesota and Wisconsin.

[01:43:31] Oh,

[01:43:31] not,

[01:43:31] not Minnesota,

[01:43:32] Wisconsin.

[01:43:33] I would totally understand why Wisconsin would vote red after the,

[01:43:37] the,

[01:43:37] the,

[01:43:37] the,

[01:43:38] the riots.

[01:43:40] It's I was kind of surprised how Kamala was pulling so high in Wisconsin

[01:43:44] because I don't know if I live in Wisconsin,

[01:43:46] I'd be like,

[01:43:47] I'm over this shit,

[01:43:48] but I'm not from Wisconsin.

[01:43:49] So I can't speak for anyone in Wisconsin.

[01:43:51] Just where I'm thinking.

[01:43:56] Yeah.

[01:43:56] Main keeps throwing back and forth,

[01:43:59] which by the way,

[01:44:01] obviously Justin,

[01:44:02] we know where you are.

[01:44:03] Haley,

[01:44:03] if you're still watching,

[01:44:04] we know where you are.

[01:44:04] Max,

[01:44:05] if you're still watching,

[01:44:05] we know where you are.

[01:44:06] Anyone else watching,

[01:44:07] tell us what state you're from.

[01:44:09] If you feel like it.

[01:44:11] No.

[01:44:11] Tell us who you voted for.

[01:44:14] No,

[01:44:14] I mean,

[01:44:15] yeah,

[01:44:15] no,

[01:44:15] you can keep that a secret,

[01:44:16] you know,

[01:44:17] keep it like a,

[01:44:18] a wish,

[01:44:19] you know,

[01:44:20] and your social security numbers and your blood type and your mother's maiden name.

[01:44:25] Routing numbers and account number.

[01:44:29] Yeah.

[01:44:30] Or you can just make it easy and just cash up,

[01:44:32] you know?

[01:44:33] Yeah.

[01:44:33] You know,

[01:44:34] you can't donate directly to the show yet.

[01:44:36] We're working on it.

[01:44:36] We need more watch.

[01:44:37] And we just need a little bit more watch time.

[01:44:39] We're literally like a hundred,

[01:44:41] a hundred hours away from being able to receive donations and whatnot.

[01:44:45] So I think,

[01:44:46] right?

[01:44:47] No,

[01:44:47] a thousand.

[01:44:48] No,

[01:44:48] not even.

[01:44:49] I think it's like,

[01:44:50] I think it's like 300 Washington state.

[01:44:53] And I'm voting for Trump,

[01:44:54] but I hope your state flips red,

[01:44:56] but I highly doubt it.

[01:44:58] Electric monkey.

[01:44:59] 18.

[01:45:00] Hey,

[01:45:02] you're from Washington.

[01:45:03] What do you know about the ballot boxes being set on fire?

[01:45:06] Cause I want more information.

[01:45:08] That was Washington,

[01:45:08] right?

[01:45:08] Or was that a word again?

[01:45:10] Yeah.

[01:45:11] I think it was Washington.

[01:45:14] Actually,

[01:45:14] I want to say it was Oregon.

[01:45:16] I don't know.

[01:45:16] I could be wrong.

[01:45:18] Actually,

[01:45:18] I'll look it up.

[01:45:20] Yeah.

[01:45:20] I want to say Washington,

[01:45:21] but I could be wrong.

[01:45:23] Are you a Huskies fan?

[01:45:26] Electric monkey.

[01:45:27] 18.

[01:45:28] I will say this much.

[01:45:29] Okay.

[01:45:29] So many,

[01:45:30] many years ago I was at the,

[01:45:31] um,

[01:45:33] the,

[01:45:33] uh,

[01:45:34] semi-final playoff game between Washington.

[01:45:38] Yeah.

[01:45:39] I was at the,

[01:45:40] uh,

[01:45:41] semi-final playoff game between Alabama and Washington.

[01:45:44] I forget what year it was though,

[01:45:46] but it was at the Georgia dome.

[01:45:48] Um,

[01:45:49] and I got to say at the time,

[01:45:52] Washington thought they were going to win.

[01:45:53] I thought that was adorable.

[01:45:55] Your guys,

[01:45:56] his team come along.

[01:45:57] Like you guys are legitimately a great team now.

[01:46:01] And I will say I was at the time.

[01:46:03] I thought it was really adorable that Washington thought they were going to be

[01:46:06] at Alabama,

[01:46:07] but be like me put out near feature link retrospectives.

[01:46:14] It chumps up your watch time.

[01:46:16] Well,

[01:46:17] we did actually,

[01:46:17] it's funny.

[01:46:19] Three of the people that do podcasts on the network now found us from

[01:46:22] Tik TOK because of the Titanic episode we did,

[01:46:26] which is hilarious,

[01:46:28] which is like an odd rarity that we even decided to do that one.

[01:46:33] And we did.

[01:46:33] And it got a lot of traction for the most part,

[01:46:36] except for the DVZ live about the,

[01:46:39] uh,

[01:46:39] narrator passing,

[01:46:40] man,

[01:46:41] like we got some,

[01:46:42] we got some engagement from that.

[01:46:43] And that was actually nice.

[01:46:44] Like,

[01:46:44] you know,

[01:46:45] we didn't get a lot of subscribers,

[01:46:46] but we did get a lot of watch time from that.

[01:46:48] So if that was any of our viewers,

[01:46:50] man,

[01:46:50] appreciate you.

[01:46:51] So can you look something up for me real quick?

[01:46:53] What you need sister?

[01:46:55] how does,

[01:46:56] God,

[01:46:57] I hate,

[01:46:57] love you.

[01:46:58] Um,

[01:46:59] how,

[01:47:00] how does,

[01:47:00] how does Florida do their election ballots?

[01:47:03] Are they machine?

[01:47:04] Are they paper?

[01:47:04] What do they do?

[01:47:06] Okay.

[01:47:06] All right.

[01:47:10] Yeah,

[01:47:11] I know Haley.

[01:47:11] You're one of the three.

[01:47:12] It was you,

[01:47:12] Max and Justin.

[01:47:13] I believe Tik TOK is honestly like,

[01:47:19] Tik TOK,

[01:47:20] Tik,

[01:47:21] Tik TOK,

[01:47:22] Tik TOK.

[01:47:22] Tik TOK.

[01:47:25] So it's like he said,

[01:47:26] Tik TOK only on Wednesdays.

[01:47:28] Um,

[01:47:29] Tik TOK is actually a great place to connect with other content creators because everybody's doing the same thing.

[01:47:36] And it's hard not to go down that rabbit hole if you're on there.

[01:47:40] Oh,

[01:47:41] apparently Florida voting machines aren't working properly.

[01:47:43] It doesn't really,

[01:47:44] uh,

[01:47:45] tell me exactly what it is.

[01:47:46] Obviously it's not dominion.

[01:47:48] Well,

[01:47:48] no,

[01:47:48] I'm asking basically,

[01:47:49] is it voting machines or not?

[01:47:50] Because they're 94% reported.

[01:47:52] And I,

[01:47:53] I think they,

[01:47:54] they're similar to how we vote,

[01:47:56] uh,

[01:47:56] with the computer and it automatically just goes reporting.

[01:47:59] So not reported.

[01:48:01] Gotcha.

[01:48:03] Well,

[01:48:04] what's the difference?

[01:48:04] So this,

[01:48:05] so they're still sending numbers in,

[01:48:09] but they haven't finished counting.

[01:48:11] So the preseason,

[01:48:12] because if it was a hundred percent,

[01:48:13] it'd be reporting,

[01:48:14] reported,

[01:48:15] not reported.

[01:48:16] Well,

[01:48:17] no,

[01:48:17] you could have 100%.

[01:48:19] Well,

[01:48:19] no,

[01:48:19] there isn't any.

[01:48:20] Yeah.

[01:48:21] I gotcha.

[01:48:22] I gotcha.

[01:48:23] Texas,

[01:48:24] Texas,

[01:48:27] Obviously they're,

[01:48:27] they're going to,

[01:48:28] they're going to go Trump.

[01:48:29] So Sosa's over there.

[01:48:30] He voted Trump.

[01:48:31] You know,

[01:48:31] he did.

[01:48:32] So Sosa's actually,

[01:48:33] no,

[01:48:33] I was going to make a joke,

[01:48:34] but I'm like,

[01:48:34] no,

[01:48:34] that's actually illegal.

[01:48:35] I'm not going to make that joke.

[01:48:36] Oklahoma is massively red.

[01:48:39] 67% versus 30%.

[01:48:41] They're,

[01:48:41] they're 60% reporting.

[01:48:43] That's true.

[01:48:44] Donald Trump said he would save Tik TOK.

[01:48:46] As long as it's not part of China.

[01:48:49] If it's part of China,

[01:48:50] I'm going to have to tear the shit out of it.

[01:48:55] And we're going to make America healthy again.

[01:49:01] I'm getting better.

[01:49:05] Dude.

[01:49:06] Like seriously though,

[01:49:06] the make America healthy again.

[01:49:08] What a great statement.

[01:49:10] Literally just playing off of MAGA.

[01:49:12] Like,

[01:49:12] you know,

[01:49:12] the thing is I,

[01:49:14] I like Trump and I'm voting for him,

[01:49:16] but I can't stand MAGA.

[01:49:21] Like,

[01:49:21] I,

[01:49:22] I don't know what it is.

[01:49:23] Well,

[01:49:23] it's actually,

[01:49:23] it's actually just cringe.

[01:49:25] It's perfect.

[01:49:26] It's perfect.

[01:49:26] It is.

[01:49:28] It's Ronald Reagan's slogan.

[01:49:30] Oh yeah.

[01:49:31] I,

[01:49:31] I just,

[01:49:31] I,

[01:49:32] it just,

[01:49:32] it bugs me for some reason.

[01:49:33] And I'm nowhere near liberal or lefty,

[01:49:36] like at all.

[01:49:37] Like,

[01:49:37] I just,

[01:49:37] I just don't like it.

[01:49:38] You know,

[01:49:39] it's like the red hats and whatnot,

[01:49:41] you know,

[01:49:41] like I,

[01:49:42] the black hat that says make America great with the white lettering.

[01:49:46] It looks good.

[01:49:47] But the other ones.

[01:49:48] Dance with me.

[01:49:51] That's our eating.

[01:49:53] They're eating the dogs,

[01:49:55] eating the cats,

[01:49:56] eat,

[01:49:56] which is why we need someone that'll save it to be voted in.

[01:50:01] And Trump did say he'd save Tik TOK if he was voted for,

[01:50:05] I hate,

[01:50:06] love you both.

[01:50:11] We got so many great t-shirts that are going to come out when we get that

[01:50:14] solidified.

[01:50:16] So now we got,

[01:50:17] I hate,

[01:50:18] love you.

[01:50:18] And then we've got Haley and the problems.

[01:50:20] That's going to be a kick-ass t-shirt,

[01:50:22] which speaking of here soon,

[01:50:24] uh,

[01:50:25] we're probably going to have shirts that we make.

[01:50:28] Yeah.

[01:50:29] That's what we're setting up.

[01:50:31] I know.

[01:50:32] I'm just letting the viewers know,

[01:50:33] not just us,

[01:50:39] you know,

[01:50:40] a back in time,

[01:50:43] Huey Lewis.

[01:50:45] That was pretty good,

[01:50:46] man.

[01:50:46] I think Trump can dance to Huey Lewis.

[01:50:49] At least,

[01:50:50] uh,

[01:50:50] at least,

[01:50:51] um,

[01:50:51] power of love.

[01:50:53] That was embarrassing.

[01:50:54] I almost blanked on the name of the song.

[01:50:55] I was like,

[01:50:56] that is sad.

[01:50:57] Hey,

[01:50:58] I didn't know the name of the song until you said it.

[01:51:00] So we good.

[01:51:00] It's the power of love.

[01:51:03] The power of love.

[01:51:05] And you are the problem.

[01:51:06] Most of the time on my podcast,

[01:51:08] Jake.

[01:51:10] Wait,

[01:51:11] where's that?

[01:51:11] I,

[01:51:12] is my comments or my comments not loading or is it?

[01:51:14] Oh,

[01:51:15] no,

[01:51:15] there it is.

[01:51:16] Oh,

[01:51:16] there it is.

[01:51:17] No,

[01:51:18] Justin's the problem more than me.

[01:51:22] Gus,

[01:51:22] the problem is Justin's the problem,

[01:51:24] but he instigates my problem.

[01:51:26] My problem.

[01:51:27] This.

[01:51:27] Okay.

[01:51:28] You need to go into detail.

[01:51:29] What are you talking about?

[01:51:30] Give us an example.

[01:51:31] So what'll happen?

[01:51:32] And actually this is why Justin still holds the record for the longest episode of the RTA podcast ever,

[01:51:37] because when he and I,

[01:51:39] he and I can go and actually one of these days next year,

[01:51:42] we're going to set aside,

[01:51:43] like I'm going to set aside a day where I'm just going to have Justin on.

[01:51:46] We're going to see how long we can go before we just get sick of talking to each other.

[01:51:53] Did you just shotgun CBD?

[01:51:59] It's just like,

[01:52:00] fuck this job.

[01:52:01] I'm a pain,

[01:52:02] motherfucker.

[01:52:03] I know.

[01:52:03] It's just a funny side.

[01:52:05] Cause you were like,

[01:52:07] well,

[01:52:08] it is.

[01:52:10] I taste so gross.

[01:52:11] It's vanilla cupcake,

[01:52:12] but I don't care for it.

[01:52:14] It's CBG plus Delta eight.

[01:52:16] So the CBG is like really,

[01:52:18] uh,

[01:52:18] it's helpful for inflammation and whatnot,

[01:52:20] because obviously that's what I'm dealing with.

[01:52:22] Dude,

[01:52:22] that shot in my back,

[01:52:24] my back,

[01:52:25] your back shot,

[01:52:26] dude,

[01:52:27] like when they,

[01:52:28] uh,

[01:52:28] they,

[01:52:28] what,

[01:52:29] what was it?

[01:52:29] The,

[01:52:29] uh,

[01:52:30] not cervical injection,

[01:52:31] but the lumbar injection,

[01:52:33] uh,

[01:52:33] when they put the,

[01:52:34] uh,

[01:52:34] medicine in,

[01:52:35] um,

[01:52:36] medicine hurt almost as bad as the needle because like they're putting a needle in my

[01:52:40] spine to release medicine into,

[01:52:43] into my spine.

[01:52:44] And that fucking hurt.

[01:52:46] Like I literally was,

[01:52:47] I'm a,

[01:52:47] I'm a,

[01:52:48] I was a six foot two,

[01:52:49] 220 pound crying baby on the table.

[01:52:52] Oh,

[01:52:52] I didn't cry,

[01:52:53] but I was like,

[01:52:54] Oh,

[01:52:55] cry.

[01:52:56] He cried.

[01:52:56] It made me make noises.

[01:52:58] I shouldn't have made.

[01:52:58] Let's just say that.

[01:53:03] Okay.

[01:53:03] So hang on.

[01:53:04] I'm going to update the prediction map just to see,

[01:53:07] cause this is all over the place now.

[01:53:09] So are we,

[01:53:11] I mean,

[01:53:12] to be fair.

[01:53:13] Okay.

[01:53:13] Holy shit.

[01:53:15] 178 Trump and 99 Harris.

[01:53:18] Yeah.

[01:53:18] So,

[01:53:18] but the prediction map.

[01:53:19] So if,

[01:53:20] if this all stays the same with the other States,

[01:53:24] which I don't think it will,

[01:53:25] but just showing,

[01:53:26] um,

[01:53:28] Trump would win said election.

[01:53:29] But like I said,

[01:53:31] that is not my prediction.

[01:53:35] Don't even know why I'm bothering.

[01:53:40] That is my prediction.

[01:53:41] That's what I think we'll be looking at.

[01:53:46] 300.

[01:53:47] You think so?

[01:53:49] Yeah.

[01:53:49] Although,

[01:53:49] yeah.

[01:53:50] Although it could be more because if Trump takes Minnesota or Wisconsin,

[01:53:53] he'll get more,

[01:53:55] but let's even,

[01:53:56] yeah.

[01:53:57] My headphones were bothering my ears.

[01:53:59] Um,

[01:53:59] does,

[01:54:00] uh,

[01:54:00] did my speakers,

[01:54:01] uh,

[01:54:02] bother the mic that,

[01:54:03] you know,

[01:54:04] it doesn't sound any different for me.

[01:54:06] Cool.

[01:54:07] Okay.

[01:54:07] Just making sure.

[01:54:09] Yeah,

[01:54:10] I saw that.

[01:54:11] That was cute for a minute when they thought that Ohio was going Harris.

[01:54:14] I was like,

[01:54:14] I don't think so.

[01:54:17] I don't think so.

[01:54:21] I don't think so.

[01:54:23] I don't think so.

[01:54:25] Oh,

[01:54:26] you know,

[01:54:27] I,

[01:54:27] I consider myself somewhat a scientist myself.

[01:54:31] I did.

[01:54:32] I totally butchered that.

[01:54:35] You know,

[01:54:36] I'm something of a scientist myself.

[01:54:40] You know,

[01:54:40] I'm something of somewhat of something's in the way.

[01:54:46] That is a running joke on this podcast.

[01:54:48] It is.

[01:54:49] Just like Robert Pattinson's career.

[01:54:51] Oh,

[01:54:53] not really,

[01:54:54] not really.

[01:54:56] Oh,

[01:54:57] come on.

[01:54:57] Even if you like him,

[01:54:58] you can't say he's the best,

[01:54:59] best Batman ever.

[01:55:00] I just got to give you shit because it,

[01:55:02] he was a good,

[01:55:03] bad.

[01:55:04] No,

[01:55:04] I still maintain that.

[01:55:06] I am right.

[01:55:06] Too many people wanted to like that movie and they gave it unfair praise.

[01:55:15] I disagree.

[01:55:17] Yeah,

[01:55:18] I,

[01:55:18] it wasn't a great movie,

[01:55:20] but like it was,

[01:55:21] it was pretty fucking awesome.

[01:55:22] And,

[01:55:23] just the,

[01:55:23] how they used,

[01:55:24] um,

[01:55:25] how they used,

[01:55:26] uh,

[01:55:27] Nirvana throughout the entire movie.

[01:55:29] It was,

[01:55:29] it was pretty cool.

[01:55:30] Even though it was just a two-tone movie.

[01:55:34] Look at this.

[01:55:36] Oh,

[01:55:36] look at this.

[01:55:37] 178,

[01:55:37] 99.

[01:55:39] So obviously California hasn't hit and California is like what?

[01:55:43] How many delegates,

[01:55:44] or how many,

[01:55:45] yeah,

[01:55:45] how many delegates?

[01:55:46] Uh,

[01:55:47] 54 electoral votes.

[01:55:49] Electorals.

[01:55:50] Yeah,

[01:55:50] forgive me.

[01:55:52] She corrected me.

[01:55:53] You corrected me.

[01:55:56] So which,

[01:55:57] what is the only one left that you're worried about?

[01:55:59] Uh,

[01:56:00] honestly,

[01:56:01] like we already know California is going to,

[01:56:04] but Pennsylvania is,

[01:56:05] is the one it's,

[01:56:06] it's not.

[01:56:07] Well,

[01:56:08] yes and no.

[01:56:09] Go,

[01:56:10] go to 270 to win Jake.

[01:56:13] Okay.

[01:56:13] Hang on.

[01:56:14] Let me close that.

[01:56:15] But this is my prediction.

[01:56:17] So this,

[01:56:18] this could be,

[01:56:18] cause like,

[01:56:19] I know,

[01:56:19] but just,

[01:56:20] I just want to show the map because it shows,

[01:56:22] it shows how many are in each state.

[01:56:23] California has 54 and then 40s in Texas,

[01:56:27] which Texas already is reporting.

[01:56:29] And,

[01:56:30] they're essentially red,

[01:56:32] red,

[01:56:33] deep red,

[01:56:34] the deep red.

[01:56:36] Are the polls still open in Pennsylvania?

[01:56:37] Oh yeah.

[01:56:38] Uh,

[01:56:38] no,

[01:56:38] no,

[01:56:39] no.

[01:56:39] All,

[01:56:40] all polls everywhere are closed.

[01:56:42] I believe on,

[01:56:43] on the East coast,

[01:56:44] on the East coast,

[01:56:45] at least.

[01:56:46] Yeah.

[01:56:46] Yeah.

[01:56:46] Because obviously the time,

[01:56:47] time shift.

[01:56:49] Yeah.

[01:56:49] Pennsylvania.

[01:56:51] They were requesting to be open till 10 because of that.

[01:56:54] Oh,

[01:56:55] really?

[01:56:57] Well,

[01:56:57] you know what?

[01:56:58] Yeah.

[01:56:58] If they're having malfunctions and people are already in line,

[01:57:00] but I don't consider that the same as staying open.

[01:57:03] I don't either.

[01:57:06] Lawsuits,

[01:57:06] bomb threats,

[01:57:07] and a capital arrest.

[01:57:09] Live coverage.

[01:57:11] I can't talk.

[01:57:12] Of election day snags.

[01:57:13] Well,

[01:57:14] that's,

[01:57:14] that's just a synopsis of Donald Trump's presidency.

[01:57:16] It's USA today.

[01:57:17] So obviously,

[01:57:18] again,

[01:57:19] they're CNN adjacent.

[01:57:21] You want Batman two to come out?

[01:57:23] Really?

[01:57:23] I mean,

[01:57:24] I,

[01:57:24] who said that?

[01:57:25] Uh,

[01:57:26] electric.

[01:57:26] I do too.

[01:57:28] Listen,

[01:57:28] listen,

[01:57:29] why,

[01:57:29] why this guy,

[01:57:30] this guy,

[01:57:31] in that one,

[01:57:33] because that movie has been made already.

[01:57:34] No,

[01:57:34] because he's going to get up and he's going to be like,

[01:57:36] you know what?

[01:57:38] That was,

[01:57:39] that was already said.

[01:57:42] No,

[01:57:42] he didn't.

[01:57:43] He said,

[01:57:43] he said,

[01:57:44] I'm vengeance,

[01:57:44] dude.

[01:57:45] I,

[01:57:45] I,

[01:57:45] like you made fun of that so much because the thing is,

[01:57:48] I love that part.

[01:57:49] Like when he grabs that guy and he's just punching him and

[01:57:51] punching him and punching him because the thing is he was

[01:57:53] essentially holding that guy up and using him as a punching

[01:57:56] bag and everybody else that saw that.

[01:57:58] And there's like,

[01:57:58] Oh no,

[01:57:59] he hit him 18 times.

[01:58:00] And if I was like,

[01:58:00] if you pay attention,

[01:58:01] he's holding his shoulder.

[01:58:02] I know,

[01:58:03] but I'm saying if,

[01:58:03] if you,

[01:58:04] if you pay attention,

[01:58:04] he's holding his shoulder and he's just like,

[01:58:07] it was pretty cool.

[01:58:08] And I'm saying he looked like he was throwing a hissy fit.

[01:58:11] Cause he was.

[01:58:13] Absolutely.

[01:58:14] I mean,

[01:58:15] on his movies that made him,

[01:58:17] him.

[01:58:19] Don't do that.

[01:58:21] I was like,

[01:58:21] what are you?

[01:58:22] I mean,

[01:58:23] he was,

[01:58:23] he was throwing a hissy fit.

[01:58:27] I'm curious what the fuck's going on in Iowa.

[01:58:30] Yeah,

[01:58:30] that's what I thought.

[01:58:32] Slipknot.

[01:58:33] Well,

[01:58:34] you know,

[01:58:34] what's,

[01:58:34] what's interesting though?

[01:58:36] It's like,

[01:58:36] let's,

[01:58:36] you know,

[01:58:38] well,

[01:58:38] you know what's interesting.

[01:58:44] So case in point for the electoral college,

[01:58:46] I guarantee you that if you look at just about every state,

[01:58:48] whether they're going red or blue,

[01:58:50] if you look at the big city areas,

[01:58:53] they're almost all exclusively blue,

[01:58:56] even in,

[01:58:56] well,

[01:58:57] okay.

[01:58:57] Baton Rouge and new Orleans haven't counted yet.

[01:58:59] So that's a bad example,

[01:59:00] but like,

[01:59:00] you know,

[01:59:00] you know what they say about people in large groups.

[01:59:02] They're very stupid.

[01:59:04] Well,

[01:59:04] I know,

[01:59:04] but like,

[01:59:04] look at Birmingham and Alabama,

[01:59:07] one of their bigger cities.

[01:59:08] I don't know.

[01:59:08] You fly in from Birmingham.

[01:59:10] You will get the last gate.

[01:59:13] Georgia,

[01:59:14] I bet you Atlanta.

[01:59:15] Yep.

[01:59:15] Atlanta's blue.

[01:59:16] Look at that.

[01:59:17] Look at this.

[01:59:19] Look at this.

[01:59:21] Well,

[01:59:22] but do you,

[01:59:23] but do you feel like,

[01:59:24] let's okay.

[01:59:26] We're going to.

[01:59:31] Oh my gosh.

[01:59:33] Oh,

[01:59:34] why did I pick on college?

[01:59:35] There's nothing.

[01:59:36] Did you take that picture?

[01:59:39] Okay.

[01:59:40] I was going to say,

[01:59:40] so apparently my,

[01:59:43] my wife caught on a certain road.

[01:59:46] I'm not going to say which one,

[01:59:47] because I'm not going to out anybody on the internet.

[01:59:50] That's just stupid.

[01:59:51] As apparently it's Kamala on a stripper pole with Biden sitting in the chair.

[01:59:56] It's not a very good picture,

[01:59:57] but can,

[01:59:58] can you see?

[01:59:59] No.

[02:00:01] Huh?

[02:00:02] It says VIP only founded,

[02:00:04] funded by taxpayers.

[02:00:06] Oh,

[02:00:06] it says funded by taxpayers.

[02:00:08] VIP only.

[02:00:10] What?

[02:00:13] Singles.

[02:00:15] Dude.

[02:00:17] Who is that guy who plays?

[02:00:21] Uh,

[02:00:22] uh,

[02:00:22] on kill.

[02:00:22] Have you,

[02:00:22] have you watched much of kill Tony?

[02:00:24] I've seen the Trump and Biden stuff and I don't know his name,

[02:00:27] but God,

[02:00:27] they're clear.

[02:00:28] Okay.

[02:00:28] Okay.

[02:00:29] The dude that plays Biden,

[02:00:30] but he also played,

[02:00:31] does he play Dr.

[02:00:31] Phil also?

[02:00:33] I think on kill Tony.

[02:00:34] Yes.

[02:00:35] I believe he,

[02:00:35] dude,

[02:00:36] man,

[02:00:36] his Dr.

[02:00:36] Phil shit was so funny when that went,

[02:00:38] and I hate to say like this because of people who've been essayed,

[02:00:41] you know,

[02:00:41] like obviously it's not a joke.

[02:00:43] Essay is a real thing.

[02:00:44] Uh,

[02:00:45] I'm not going to say that out,

[02:00:46] you know,

[02:00:47] essay is,

[02:00:47] but anyway,

[02:00:48] and it's not your hombre.

[02:00:51] It's,

[02:00:52] uh,

[02:00:53] uh,

[02:00:53] but yeah,

[02:00:54] the guy was,

[02:00:55] uh,

[02:00:55] talking and he said that he'd been molested and he goes,

[02:00:58] well,

[02:00:58] what do you think?

[02:00:59] Dr.

[02:00:59] Phil?

[02:00:59] He goes,

[02:01:00] which one's your favorite?

[02:01:04] I know it's a bad joke,

[02:01:05] but that,

[02:01:06] that shit.

[02:01:07] I just,

[02:01:08] so I,

[02:01:08] I've never really,

[02:01:09] I've never really cared for Dr.

[02:01:10] Phil.

[02:01:11] Cause I feel like his,

[02:01:11] his advice is always really circular.

[02:01:13] It's my favorite bit.

[02:01:14] I always do with Dr.

[02:01:15] Bill is like,

[02:01:16] listen,

[02:01:16] if you want to stop beating your kids,

[02:01:19] then you've got to stop beating your kids.

[02:01:24] And I'm like,

[02:01:25] Oh,

[02:01:25] thanks.

[02:01:26] Dr.

[02:01:26] Phil.

[02:01:27] Hey,

[02:01:28] he's nuanced,

[02:01:29] man.

[02:01:30] Give him a break.

[02:01:30] If you want to,

[02:01:32] if you want to quit meth,

[02:01:35] then you've got to quit meth.

[02:01:37] Okay.

[02:01:38] You know,

[02:01:39] the funny thing is like,

[02:01:40] it sounds stupid.

[02:01:41] Him saying that,

[02:01:42] but it's the absolute.

[02:01:44] It's stupid,

[02:01:45] it's,

[02:01:45] it is stupid,

[02:01:46] but it's the truth.

[02:01:47] Like literally the number one from a therapist is them telling them to do what they need to.

[02:01:55] They want to,

[02:01:55] what's going to make them feel better.

[02:01:57] And it's like,

[02:01:58] no,

[02:01:58] people need to stop coddling people's emotions and literally just tell them what they need to hear.

[02:02:03] You'll make what they want to hear.

[02:02:05] You'll make more money.

[02:02:06] If you tell them what they want to hear.

[02:02:07] I know,

[02:02:08] but fuck that.

[02:02:11] I don't have money with anyone.

[02:02:13] No.

[02:02:13] Okay.

[02:02:14] Justin said,

[02:02:14] I want to murder mystery where I'm assuming he's talking about Pattinson.

[02:02:18] Battinson.

[02:02:18] I want to murder mystery where he fights clay face and clip what he fights clay face and clay face is a cronen virgin nightmare,

[02:02:30] or he fights Mr.

[02:02:31] Freeze.

[02:02:32] And it's an adaptation of Batman,

[02:02:34] the animated series.

[02:02:36] That makes sense to you,

[02:02:37] Jake?

[02:02:38] I don't,

[02:02:38] I'm not,

[02:02:39] I don't think I know what I,

[02:02:40] I don't know.

[02:02:41] I,

[02:02:41] I've never heard again.

[02:02:42] What can you define a cronenberg and nightmare for me?

[02:02:45] Cause I,

[02:02:46] I believe I am unfamiliar,

[02:02:47] at least by that name.

[02:02:48] You have to forgive us.

[02:02:49] We are below average intelligence.

[02:02:51] Our logo is a chimp in a suit.

[02:02:53] So,

[02:02:54] Hey buddy,

[02:02:54] sold three houses last week,

[02:02:56] right?

[02:02:56] Well,

[02:02:57] not in this economy.

[02:03:04] Oh,

[02:03:04] you want to hear,

[02:03:04] you want to hear some bullshit?

[02:03:07] Him kicking the bum fights guy off the show,

[02:03:09] dude,

[02:03:10] that was so cool.

[02:03:11] Uh,

[02:03:11] when,

[02:03:12] when,

[02:03:12] uh,

[02:03:12] Dr.

[02:03:13] Phil had the,

[02:03:13] the guy,

[02:03:14] uh,

[02:03:14] the bum fights,

[02:03:15] do you,

[02:03:15] do you remember that when he had him on and the dude literally came in dressed like

[02:03:19] Dr.

[02:03:19] Phil?

[02:03:20] And because,

[02:03:20] uh,

[02:03:20] he was saying that,

[02:03:21] uh,

[02:03:22] Dr.

[02:03:22] Phil was saying this guy's,

[02:03:23] uh,

[02:03:24] using people for profitable gain.

[02:03:27] And he came in dressed up just like Dr.

[02:03:29] Phil and said,

[02:03:30] uh,

[02:03:30] you're doing the same thing I am there,

[02:03:31] buddy.

[02:03:33] I mean,

[02:03:34] yes,

[02:03:35] but I don't know to the same extent,

[02:03:36] but I mean,

[02:03:37] I guess,

[02:03:39] I guess in a way,

[02:03:41] I'm just glad Dr.

[02:03:42] Dr.

[02:03:43] Dr.

[02:03:46] red pill is not,

[02:03:48] uh,

[02:03:48] is not a wokey like,

[02:03:50] you know,

[02:03:50] and I'm sorry,

[02:03:51] you know what?

[02:03:52] I'm coining that right now.

[02:03:54] Just like Andrew Tate with brokey.

[02:03:56] Okay.

[02:03:57] Okay.

[02:03:57] Wokey.

[02:03:58] Okay.

[02:03:58] Wokey.

[02:03:59] Oh,

[02:04:00] dude,

[02:04:00] I'm,

[02:04:00] I'm,

[02:04:00] I'm totally taking that.

[02:04:01] I'm,

[02:04:01] I'm totally stealing.

[02:04:02] That's mine.

[02:04:03] Wokey.

[02:04:03] You heard it here first on the average intelligence podcast.

[02:04:06] I added a why.

[02:04:07] I don't know why I'm thinking I'm nuanced and like amazing.

[02:04:10] So,

[02:04:11] but why,

[02:04:12] but why,

[02:04:13] if you want to sound smart,

[02:04:14] just add a why,

[02:04:17] why,

[02:04:18] why not?

[02:04:21] Why?

[02:04:23] I think everybody's getting over it now.

[02:04:25] Yeah,

[02:04:26] that was,

[02:04:26] we were hot and heavy there for a minute with like 15 viewers.

[02:04:29] And then I was like five and it's like three of them.

[02:04:32] We know come back.

[02:04:34] Come back.

[02:04:35] It's okay.

[02:04:36] We,

[02:04:36] we still got your watch time.

[02:04:38] I'll give you a comeback.

[02:04:41] All right.

[02:04:42] We're just,

[02:04:43] it's a waiting game now for the most part is realistically not because we know

[02:04:47] where California is going.

[02:04:48] Well,

[02:04:48] I say that Arizona and Nevada will play a role.

[02:04:50] Dude,

[02:04:51] I personally know several people that live in Colorado and they voted for Trump

[02:04:55] and I'm not saying it's going to change the election.

[02:05:00] 53% and 44%,

[02:05:02] 53% with Kamala in the lead,

[02:05:04] 34% reporting.

[02:05:05] What do you think is going to happen in Colorado?

[02:05:07] You think they're going to flip?

[02:05:08] You're going to think they blue like normal?

[02:05:10] Yeah,

[02:05:10] I would imagine so.

[02:05:13] Dude,

[02:05:13] there's a lot of people like,

[02:05:14] I just,

[02:05:15] I just don't get it.

[02:05:15] Like it's like,

[02:05:16] just because you have money doesn't mean that you should,

[02:05:19] I don't know.

[02:05:20] Like,

[02:05:20] I honestly feel that people have money,

[02:05:22] make stupid decisions when they vote.

[02:05:25] Not all of them.

[02:05:25] Not all of them,

[02:05:26] but I am,

[02:05:28] I am kind of surprised that the number of extremely wealthy people that are

[02:05:31] supporting Kamala Harris when,

[02:05:32] and let's,

[02:05:33] let's be honest,

[02:05:34] her proposed unrealized capital gains tax is first of all,

[02:05:38] never going to happen.

[02:05:39] Um,

[02:05:40] they're never going to let that,

[02:05:41] that through.

[02:05:43] But the fact that she's even,

[02:05:45] I mean,

[02:05:46] what did Mark Cuban even said?

[02:05:47] He's like,

[02:05:47] that's never going to happen.

[02:05:48] And I'm like,

[02:05:49] okay,

[02:05:49] that's a great justification to vote for someone.

[02:05:51] It's like,

[02:05:52] yeah,

[02:05:52] I know it's dumb,

[02:05:53] but it's never going to happen.

[02:05:54] So,

[02:05:56] um,

[02:05:57] do you know who the,

[02:05:58] uh,

[02:05:58] Asian woman who,

[02:05:59] uh,

[02:06:00] basically destroyed that,

[02:06:01] uh,

[02:06:02] millionaire?

[02:06:03] Uh,

[02:06:03] I cannot remember.

[02:06:04] I cannot remember.

[02:06:05] I sent you the video.

[02:06:06] I just can't remember her name off top of my head.

[02:06:08] Like that was so good.

[02:06:10] And she's like,

[02:06:10] what do you know about real life?

[02:06:12] She's like,

[02:06:12] you're a millionaire.

[02:06:13] She's like,

[02:06:14] you don't know what real life is for the average people.

[02:06:17] Like,

[02:06:17] she's like,

[02:06:18] I'm down there every day talking to constituents and you are not.

[02:06:24] Just the other day,

[02:06:25] I had to go pick up my own groceries,

[02:06:27] but no dude,

[02:06:28] she,

[02:06:28] she was just like,

[02:06:29] I was a down there and you were not people are poor.

[02:06:33] They have no food.

[02:06:35] I mean,

[02:06:36] yeah,

[02:06:36] it was,

[02:06:36] I mean,

[02:06:37] she was,

[02:06:38] she was hot.

[02:06:39] She was,

[02:06:39] she was hot.

[02:06:40] She was like real mad.

[02:06:42] Yeah.

[02:06:42] And I'm not making fun of the way she talks.

[02:06:43] This is the way she talked.

[02:06:44] I mean,

[02:06:45] no,

[02:06:45] it's the way she talks.

[02:06:47] It's the way I talk.

[02:06:48] Oh,

[02:06:49] Justin,

[02:06:49] uh,

[02:06:50] answered back.

[02:06:51] Uh,

[02:06:52] are you familiar with the works of David Kronberg?

[02:06:54] I'm pretty sure that's a spelling,

[02:06:56] He makes movies with generally upsetting imagery.

[02:06:59] Like the fly with Jeff go.

[02:07:01] Oh,

[02:07:01] he made the fly.

[02:07:02] That's a great movie.

[02:07:04] The second one was terrible.

[02:07:06] Well,

[02:07:06] what return of the fly?

[02:07:08] Yeah.

[02:07:08] Cause it was his baby boy.

[02:07:10] Or the fly flies again.

[02:07:12] But that was,

[02:07:13] that was a pretty good movie.

[02:07:14] But,

[02:07:14] um,

[02:07:15] I was just,

[02:07:16] if at first you don't succeed,

[02:07:17] if at first you don't succeed,

[02:07:19] fly,

[02:07:19] fly again.

[02:07:20] Dude.

[02:07:20] I mean,

[02:07:21] you gotta think,

[02:07:21] did he really,

[02:07:23] uh,

[02:07:24] you know,

[02:07:24] and this is the problem I have,

[02:07:25] you know,

[02:07:25] you guys should discuss this,

[02:07:27] uh,

[02:07:27] on your Star Trek,

[02:07:28] uh,

[02:07:29] podcast.

[02:07:30] Do those things kill people?

[02:07:32] What the transporters do,

[02:07:33] they kill people and then copy them.

[02:07:37] So theoretically,

[02:07:38] no one has answered it.

[02:07:41] No theory.

[02:07:41] Right.

[02:07:41] Okay.

[02:07:42] So,

[02:07:42] well,

[02:07:42] okay.

[02:07:43] Because there's one person on the show that does not use them refuses.

[02:07:47] Who was that?

[02:07:47] No bone juices.

[02:07:49] Is it?

[02:07:49] He just doesn't like it.

[02:07:51] Oh,

[02:07:51] okay.

[02:07:51] Well then he's probably died before then.

[02:07:55] Well,

[02:07:56] no,

[02:07:56] it's funny.

[02:07:57] The reason I say that is because that's the same with,

[02:07:58] uh,

[02:07:59] Jeff Goldblum,

[02:07:59] uh,

[02:07:59] with the thing that,

[02:08:00] uh,

[02:08:00] he did,

[02:08:01] uh,

[02:08:01] with the transporters,

[02:08:02] because he was basically creating a transporter in the fly.

[02:08:04] That's the only reason I brought that up was because,

[02:08:06] uh,

[02:08:07] he,

[02:08:07] um,

[02:08:08] he was making the transporter in the fly.

[02:08:10] And essentially when you break down to a cellular structure like that,

[02:08:14] like,

[02:08:15] uh,

[02:08:15] when he went over,

[02:08:17] he thought he just got stronger because of that.

[02:08:19] And then he turned into a def fly.

[02:08:22] So fun,

[02:08:23] fun fact.

[02:08:24] What he's referring to is our Star Trek watch along podcast,

[02:08:32] podcast with hoodie tats and everything.

[02:08:35] our Star Trek watch along podcast,

[02:08:38] the final frontier,

[02:08:39] which you can catch every Sunday,

[02:08:40] new episodes premiere at 8 PM.

[02:08:42] I mean,

[02:08:42] you can catch it whenever you want,

[02:08:44] but new episodes premiere on Sunday.

[02:08:46] Get those troubles out of your pants.

[02:08:48] For that joke that you've made since we were 11 years old,

[02:08:52] you're going to be a guest star when we do the trouble with triples.

[02:08:55] It comes from the show,

[02:08:57] the critic.

[02:08:59] I know you said that with John Lovitz,

[02:09:01] I believe.

[02:09:02] yeah.

[02:09:03] So I was,

[02:09:03] I was just pointing that out.

[02:09:05] Yeah.

[02:09:06] That's why,

[02:09:06] but that's,

[02:09:07] that's why.

[02:09:08] Um,

[02:09:08] so that being said though,

[02:09:10] uh,

[02:09:10] we're having a great time,

[02:09:11] but what I was going to say is speaking of bones,

[02:09:14] Justin and I both are coming,

[02:09:16] we're,

[02:09:17] we're coming to a really new level of appreciation for DeForest Kelly,

[02:09:21] the actor who plays Dr.

[02:09:22] McCoy,

[02:09:23] because like when I was younger,

[02:09:24] I was there for Kirk and Spock,

[02:09:25] but now that I'm an older,

[02:09:27] you know,

[02:09:27] wiser man,

[02:09:28] I'm McCoy's my jam on that show.

[02:09:31] Such,

[02:09:32] such phenomenal performances all the time.

[02:09:35] And,

[02:09:36] uh,

[02:09:36] it's good shit.

[02:09:37] I know.

[02:09:37] I love sci-fi and I love space stuff.

[02:09:39] So I'm just like,

[02:09:40] I don't know why having like gone back through and watched all that stuff,

[02:09:43] I watched a few with you when we were younger,

[02:09:45] but like past that,

[02:09:46] you know,

[02:09:47] like I never really got into it by myself.

[02:09:49] You should watch the final frontier.

[02:09:51] Well,

[02:09:51] what you should do is you should start from the beginning and watch it all.

[02:09:54] Yeah.

[02:09:55] Well,

[02:09:55] and you can do that with the final frontier.

[02:09:56] That's the point.

[02:09:57] So you watch the episode,

[02:09:59] uh,

[02:10:00] and then you watch our commentary on it and we,

[02:10:03] we,

[02:10:03] there's lots of laughs.

[02:10:04] There's a lot of laughs on the final frontier.

[02:10:07] In fact,

[02:10:08] I think our,

[02:10:09] Justin,

[02:10:10] you'll appreciate this.

[02:10:11] Uh,

[02:10:11] I've been told by more than one.

[02:10:12] So electric monkey.

[02:10:15] I,

[02:10:16] I think,

[02:10:16] I think he will.

[02:10:17] Um,

[02:10:18] I was very wrong about the 2016 election,

[02:10:20] but I think this one's a vastly different because people have seen how they were in charge.

[02:10:27] Like a lot of talk,

[02:10:28] but no action or if the action was there,

[02:10:31] it was like,

[02:10:32] what was it?

[02:10:32] The Afghan,

[02:10:33] Afghan,

[02:10:34] uh,

[02:10:35] like,

[02:10:36] uh,

[02:10:37] you know,

[02:10:38] us leaving it.

[02:10:38] Yeah.

[02:10:39] So that was terrible.

[02:10:41] So,

[02:10:42] but my favorite bits are where I badly,

[02:10:44] Oh,

[02:10:45] he retracted it.

[02:10:48] It must've been spelled correctly.

[02:10:52] Well,

[02:10:53] what I was saying to Justin is our,

[02:10:57] I think we'll know tonight if we know by tonight.

[02:10:58] Um,

[02:10:59] I don't think we will know tonight,

[02:11:01] honestly,

[02:11:04] but that being said,

[02:11:05] Justin,

[02:11:06] I was saying,

[02:11:06] I've been told by more than one person that are not our latest episode,

[02:11:10] but the one before that with the androids,

[02:11:13] uh,

[02:11:13] I've been told that that was our funniest episode by far yet.

[02:11:16] And I agree with that.

[02:11:17] Cause we had,

[02:11:18] we had a lot of fun with that one.

[02:11:20] I'm still mad that that bastard killed Andrea.

[02:11:27] And that rock,

[02:11:28] that rock Kirk was holding was a penis.

[02:11:32] Yeah.

[02:11:33] Haley,

[02:11:34] we won't,

[02:11:34] we won't,

[02:11:35] we won't know tonight.

[02:11:36] I don't know,

[02:11:36] Jake,

[02:11:36] if you answered her.

[02:11:37] Yeah,

[02:11:38] I did.

[02:11:38] I think we'll have a decent index.

[02:11:40] Well,

[02:11:40] you know what?

[02:11:40] We might know because again,

[02:11:43] if Trump,

[02:11:44] I think I already laid it out.

[02:11:46] Even if Trump,

[02:11:48] since if Trump takes Virginia,

[02:11:50] all things stay the same that I predicted.

[02:11:51] And even if Kamala takes Pennsylvania,

[02:11:53] Trump still wins.

[02:11:54] So once we have Nevada and Pennsylvania,

[02:11:58] we should know because everything else is pretty much a sure thing.

[02:12:01] Like Washington,

[02:12:02] Oregon,

[02:12:03] and California are most likely going Harris.

[02:12:05] I think Pennsylvania is going to,

[02:12:07] uh,

[02:12:08] I think it's going to,

[02:12:08] it's going to surprise everybody.

[02:12:11] Well,

[02:12:11] at this point,

[02:12:11] it truly doesn't matter.

[02:12:13] I know,

[02:12:14] but it matters.

[02:12:15] It matters.

[02:12:15] It matters,

[02:12:16] but I just want to landslide dude.

[02:12:19] Cause like,

[02:12:19] I don't think you're going to get a landslide.

[02:12:21] I don't think.

[02:12:22] of course not,

[02:12:23] not,

[02:12:23] not,

[02:12:23] not with mail-in ballots.

[02:12:24] I think,

[02:12:25] well,

[02:12:25] no,

[02:12:25] I think Trump will outperform the polls again,

[02:12:28] but I don't think you'll get a landslide.

[02:12:29] I think it'll be a pretty close race.

[02:12:31] Although I don't know how,

[02:12:33] I mean,

[02:12:33] I guess in a manner of seeking,

[02:12:34] you could call two 38 to 300 of landslide.

[02:12:38] I guess,

[02:12:39] depending on your point of view.

[02:12:40] Yeah.

[02:12:40] Justin,

[02:12:40] your steps for creating an Android were quite funny.

[02:12:43] And I mean,

[02:12:43] you're,

[02:12:43] you were dead on take a goo man and a naked man and spin them together.

[02:12:48] And you create an Android.

[02:12:52] Android.

[02:12:53] like a 17.

[02:12:54] No,

[02:12:55] I'm just kidding.

[02:12:56] No,

[02:12:56] but you'll appreciate this,

[02:12:57] Eric.

[02:12:57] I do a lot of cutaways to DBZ a bridge.

[02:13:00] Oh yeah.

[02:13:01] Yeah.

[02:13:01] Because,

[02:13:01] but because there's a running gag whenever they find an Android,

[02:13:04] because Trunks got it wrong,

[02:13:05] but you would give some grief.

[02:13:07] I don't want,

[02:13:08] but it coincided eerily with this episode.

[02:13:11] Cause we keep in this episode of star Trek,

[02:13:13] we keep getting more androids.

[02:13:14] So there's literally,

[02:13:17] it works out perfect.

[02:13:18] I put the part where Vegeta's like,

[02:13:20] so that makes three androids.

[02:13:22] Do I hear four?

[02:13:24] And so after we get introduced to our third Android,

[02:13:27] I cut that in there for comedic effect.

[02:13:29] It's quite funny.

[02:13:41] I love it.

[02:13:42] Checking my email every week.

[02:13:43] I hope it's from a female.

[02:13:47] The young internet was undefeated versus what we have now.

[02:13:51] It was,

[02:13:52] I remember when the internet was still the wild west.

[02:13:54] Dude,

[02:13:55] it's not fair how it is now.

[02:13:57] It's so boring.

[02:13:58] Like literally you just go to one to two websites.

[02:14:00] And back in the day we were fucking like the Huckleberry Finn.

[02:14:06] What's our favorite NFL team?

[02:14:09] So I'm actually not an NFL fan.

[02:14:10] I like college ball.

[02:14:14] Colts.

[02:14:14] Simply just because they're our team,

[02:14:16] you know,

[02:14:16] we'll show.

[02:14:17] So I,

[02:14:17] I,

[02:14:18] I loved playing football as a child,

[02:14:20] but like I,

[02:14:21] I I'm ADHD.

[02:14:22] So it was really hard to sit still without yelling and screaming.

[02:14:25] And people apparently don't like that.

[02:14:27] And where,

[02:14:27] where I've lived.

[02:14:29] No,

[02:14:30] for me,

[02:14:30] I'm a,

[02:14:30] I'm a,

[02:14:31] I'm a Alabama Crimson title though.

[02:14:33] There's a lot of teams I respect in the NCAA,

[02:14:37] Washington being one of them now.

[02:14:38] And I'm kind of feeling Purdue produce football team gets progressively

[02:14:42] better and better every year.

[02:14:43] And I'm,

[02:14:44] I'm proud of those guys doing good work.

[02:14:49] But Notre Dame can suck it.

[02:14:52] I fucking hate Notre,

[02:14:53] Notre Dame and Ohio state fans.

[02:14:55] I hate all of you.

[02:14:56] I don't hate all of you,

[02:14:58] but I just,

[02:14:58] you're all garbage.

[02:15:00] And Tennessee,

[02:15:02] just Tennessee fans have always been very rude to me.

[02:15:04] And actually I got,

[02:15:05] I Tennessee and LSU.

[02:15:06] Cause I was wearing an Alabama shirt in Tennessee and a guy wearing an LSU

[02:15:10] hoodie said,

[02:15:11] fuck you and your mother from across the street in a crowded area.

[02:15:14] And I'm just like,

[02:15:15] that's unnecessary.

[02:15:17] You're just mad.

[02:15:18] Cause you know,

[02:15:19] you lost your team lost that year,

[02:15:20] but Hey,

[02:15:22] yeah,

[02:15:23] that's,

[02:15:23] I don't understand that.

[02:15:25] I mean,

[02:15:25] I,

[02:15:25] I understand.

[02:15:26] I was warned too.

[02:15:27] Cause I was fight anyone over it.

[02:15:29] Like,

[02:15:30] I mean,

[02:15:30] by all means,

[02:15:31] if you want to fight,

[02:15:32] we will.

[02:15:34] No,

[02:15:34] the thing is though,

[02:15:35] LSU is just LSU is generally speaking.

[02:15:39] They're usually a really,

[02:15:40] really good team.

[02:15:40] Georgia is really good.

[02:15:42] Basically.

[02:15:42] If you're in the sec,

[02:15:43] you're at least a respectable team,

[02:15:46] but yeah,

[02:15:46] the PAC 12 has got some really good teams too.

[02:15:48] Like I kind of have a soft spot for Stanford.

[02:15:53] Not Stanford.

[02:15:54] Yeah.

[02:15:55] Stanford.

[02:15:55] The one with the tree.

[02:15:57] That's Stanford,

[02:15:58] right?

[02:15:58] I'm thinking about that,

[02:15:59] right?

[02:16:01] I didn't go to college.

[02:16:03] Correct me.

[02:16:04] I didn't go to college.

[02:16:07] JD Vance went to college.

[02:16:10] Your mom goes to college.

[02:16:11] My mom did go to college.

[02:16:15] Your mom goes to college and gets drunk.

[02:16:21] Cause you live at home in a trailer.

[02:16:24] Get rolling it down.

[02:16:30] Oh shit.

[02:16:31] That movie still holds up.

[02:16:33] Oh,

[02:16:34] eight mile.

[02:16:34] Yeah.

[02:16:35] That's a great movie.

[02:16:36] It's,

[02:16:36] it's one of those movies that,

[02:16:37] you know,

[02:16:38] it's just,

[02:16:38] it's timeless because of how it was made.

[02:16:40] You know,

[02:16:41] that's the best thing.

[02:16:42] And,

[02:16:43] and,

[02:16:43] and they didn't do this on purpose because of the time it was made.

[02:16:46] Nobody's got a cell phone.

[02:16:48] So it's a timeless movie.

[02:16:52] I wish,

[02:16:53] you know,

[02:16:54] like I,

[02:16:54] I,

[02:16:54] I appreciate cell phones and how it's gone,

[02:16:57] but like,

[02:16:57] honestly,

[02:16:58] it was better without them.

[02:17:00] I do got a friend named Cheddar.

[02:17:02] Bob shoots his lip self in his leg with his own.

[02:17:07] Um,

[02:17:08] so let's,

[02:17:10] uh,

[02:17:10] lookie.

[02:17:11] How can six dicks people?

[02:17:13] Oh shit.

[02:17:14] 188.

[02:17:15] What else did he get?

[02:17:17] Trump,

[02:17:18] uh,

[02:17:18] Trump be climbing.

[02:17:19] Which here's the interesting point though.

[02:17:21] You notice the majority of these,

[02:17:22] states that are considered strong.

[02:17:25] Well,

[02:17:25] okay.

[02:17:26] I have my point doesn't really stand.

[02:17:28] Well,

[02:17:29] okay.

[02:17:29] A lot of them are reporting pretty heavily.

[02:17:32] So nevermind.

[02:17:33] My point doesn't work.

[02:17:35] That part out.

[02:17:36] Too bad.

[02:17:37] We're live pal.

[02:17:38] Well,

[02:17:39] North Carolina is definitely going,

[02:17:41] uh,

[02:17:42] red.

[02:17:43] Let's see.

[02:17:44] Let's see.

[02:17:45] Oh,

[02:17:45] 64%.

[02:17:46] Yeah.

[02:17:47] That's,

[02:17:47] that's pretty strong.

[02:17:48] Virginia.

[02:17:51] That's still pretty tight,

[02:17:52] but let's look at the,

[02:17:53] Ooh,

[02:17:55] Virginia going red.

[02:17:58] Yeah.

[02:17:58] That's 60% reporting with that.

[02:18:01] So like,

[02:18:01] unless like some mailing about,

[02:18:03] well,

[02:18:03] that,

[02:18:03] that's what I said.

[02:18:04] Yeah.

[02:18:04] Yeah.

[02:18:05] Which mailing?

[02:18:05] Yeah.

[02:18:07] There's still some counties out in Pennsylvania,

[02:18:12] but let's see.

[02:18:13] What's the,

[02:18:13] what's the reporting?

[02:18:15] 36%.

[02:18:15] There's still quite a bit to go.

[02:18:19] Still quite a bit to go there.

[02:18:21] You know,

[02:18:21] the funny thing is Google.

[02:18:23] I literally,

[02:18:24] you know,

[02:18:24] like their AI is like,

[02:18:27] it's pretty awesome.

[02:18:27] Like,

[02:18:28] yeah.

[02:18:28] And I know you'll probably agree with me when you're researching or looking

[02:18:31] something up.

[02:18:31] Like the AI has like listed in such a way.

[02:18:34] That's like really awesome.

[02:18:35] Well,

[02:18:36] what I like though,

[02:18:36] is the AI has sources attached to it though.

[02:18:39] I'm yeah,

[02:18:40] that.

[02:18:40] Yeah.

[02:18:40] But the thing is,

[02:18:41] I'm literally typing in,

[02:18:42] which States have mail-in ballots and it's just popping up with how to vote.

[02:18:48] And it's like,

[02:18:49] well,

[02:18:49] most,

[02:18:49] most,

[02:18:50] most States have mail-in ballots.

[02:18:52] I think what you're asking for is unsolicited mail-in ballots.

[02:18:55] No,

[02:18:56] I'm not.

[02:18:56] I'm not talking about absentee voting.

[02:18:58] I'm talking about mail-in ballots.

[02:19:00] There's,

[02:19:00] there's vast,

[02:19:01] big difference on those.

[02:19:02] No,

[02:19:02] I know.

[02:19:03] But what I'm getting at is there's,

[02:19:05] there's mail-in ballots that you have to request ahead of time.

[02:19:09] And then there's unsolicited where you just,

[02:19:13] yeah,

[02:19:13] none of them should be unsolicited.

[02:19:15] Like anyone,

[02:19:16] so you know,

[02:19:17] like that's anyone who sends them out should be charged with a federal crime.

[02:19:22] Because the thing is,

[02:19:22] why are you sending out?

[02:19:24] States,

[02:19:25] States,

[02:19:25] States get to States get to decide how they run elections though.

[02:19:29] I think it would be absolutely,

[02:19:31] I think it would be absolutely hilarious whether Trump wins or not.

[02:19:34] If Trump takes Minnesota,

[02:19:35] because have you not seen the videos of the older,

[02:19:39] older people literally at nursing homes and their videos of them,

[02:19:43] then they're literally getting their elderly parents or grandparents to sign for Kamala Harris on mail-in ballots.

[02:19:48] Yeah.

[02:19:49] Yeah.

[02:19:50] So that's why mail-in ballots shouldn't be,

[02:19:52] because those old people didn't ask for them.

[02:19:55] I'm fine with mail-in.

[02:19:56] I just want,

[02:19:56] I don't want unsolicited.

[02:19:58] Why are they not even counting DC?

[02:20:00] We all know where that's going.

[02:20:01] I don't,

[02:20:01] I think if you're going to vote like,

[02:20:03] and you can't make it in and you have to get a ballot,

[02:20:05] you just absentee.

[02:20:06] Like we've had it.

[02:20:07] Well,

[02:20:07] but that's the same thing.

[02:20:09] That's the same thing.

[02:20:10] That's what I'm talking about.

[02:20:10] You have to prove who you are.

[02:20:12] I know.

[02:20:12] We're talking about the same thing.

[02:20:13] We're just calling it something different.

[02:20:15] I don't,

[02:20:16] I don't think,

[02:20:17] I don't think so.

[02:20:21] I hate,

[02:20:22] love you.

[02:20:25] See people.

[02:20:26] That's how you diffuse.

[02:20:30] Listen,

[02:20:31] all I'm saying is aliens.

[02:20:34] Dude.

[02:20:36] Aliens.

[02:20:38] Yeah.

[02:20:38] Dude.

[02:20:39] I've changed my stance on that.

[02:20:41] Like I used to think we,

[02:20:42] you know,

[02:20:43] aliens were real,

[02:20:43] but I'm starting to think like,

[02:20:45] this is it.

[02:20:48] even if there is something out there,

[02:20:50] they don't want to come here.

[02:20:51] They see us.

[02:20:52] They're like,

[02:20:52] well,

[02:20:52] here's,

[02:20:53] here's,

[02:20:53] here's my,

[02:20:54] here's my tinfoil hat thing on aliens.

[02:20:56] Telling each other and shit.

[02:20:57] No.

[02:20:58] Well,

[02:20:58] let's think about this.

[02:20:59] Let's think about how old the universe is.

[02:21:00] And we're assuming that alien life.

[02:21:04] We're assuming we know how it is,

[02:21:05] but go ahead.

[02:21:06] Well,

[02:21:06] I mean,

[02:21:07] we've,

[02:21:07] we've,

[02:21:07] we've calculated it.

[02:21:08] It's pretty sound.

[02:21:10] No,

[02:21:11] there,

[02:21:11] there's no sound science when it comes to billions of years.

[02:21:13] Like,

[02:21:13] well,

[02:21:14] there's plenty.

[02:21:15] There's plenty of sound science.

[02:21:17] There's plenty.

[02:21:19] Carbon dating,

[02:21:20] carbon dating has actually come under fire recently.

[02:21:23] Yes,

[02:21:23] because radioactivity,

[02:21:25] you,

[02:21:25] you can carbon date accurately up to a certain point,

[02:21:27] but after that,

[02:21:28] you can't.

[02:21:29] Yeah.

[02:21:29] And the accurate certain point is like,

[02:21:32] not very far.

[02:21:33] It's no,

[02:21:34] it's,

[02:21:34] it's,

[02:21:34] it's pretty close.

[02:21:35] It's pretty damn close.

[02:21:37] But anyway,

[02:21:37] we're not talking about that.

[02:21:39] So my,

[02:21:39] my kind of like weird thing about aliens being,

[02:21:42] is that we're assuming that there's a bunch of aliens that are more advanced than we are.

[02:21:47] What if we're just one of the first,

[02:21:48] what if we're one of the first ones to,

[02:21:51] you know,

[02:21:52] go into space and explore other planets and all that?

[02:21:55] It's,

[02:21:55] it's,

[02:21:55] it's hard.

[02:21:56] It's,

[02:21:56] it's very difficult.

[02:21:57] Might be mathematically possible.

[02:21:59] But also it's simply just because we are so far from everything.

[02:22:03] Like people don't realize in the grand scheme of things,

[02:22:06] like how fucking far it is.

[02:22:08] If you were to travel at the speed of light to the edge of the universe,

[02:22:12] you still would not get there for,

[02:22:14] I think a million years.

[02:22:16] Edge of the universe or the galaxy?

[02:22:18] Uh,

[02:22:19] universe.

[02:22:20] Okay.

[02:22:20] Yeah.

[02:22:21] We're,

[02:22:21] we're on.

[02:22:21] That's a long way.

[02:22:23] But still at traveling at the speed of light,

[02:22:26] it takes,

[02:22:27] it takes that long.

[02:22:27] Let me get an exact,

[02:22:29] uh,

[02:22:34] area 51.

[02:22:35] Is that a question?

[02:22:37] No,

[02:22:37] he was just saying,

[02:22:38] we just,

[02:22:39] we,

[02:22:39] Hey,

[02:22:39] we love the comments.

[02:22:40] Do you remember the,

[02:22:41] uh,

[02:22:42] do you remember the,

[02:22:42] uh,

[02:22:43] the storming of area 51?

[02:22:45] What was it?

[02:22:46] We all Naruto run at the same time.

[02:22:48] They can't shoot.

[02:22:48] I'm just like,

[02:22:49] you people are going to die.

[02:22:51] I said,

[02:22:51] you were all going to die.

[02:22:53] Like it's the sixties all over again.

[02:22:55] This is a matter of when,

[02:22:56] not if,

[02:22:57] like if you run towards area 51,

[02:22:59] you will all die.

[02:23:01] Yeah.

[02:23:01] It's like,

[02:23:02] don't please don't,

[02:23:02] don't do that.

[02:23:05] Let's not,

[02:23:06] which I ever,

[02:23:07] I never thought anybody seriously was.

[02:23:09] It was just a meme,

[02:23:10] right?

[02:23:11] Uh,

[02:23:12] no,

[02:23:12] people actually went there.

[02:23:13] Yeah.

[02:23:14] But they didn't shoot them.

[02:23:15] They were prepared for it because obviously there was too many cameras around.

[02:23:18] They can't just,

[02:23:19] they didn't storm people.

[02:23:20] They didn't storm the fence.

[02:23:21] Oh,

[02:23:21] well look at this Missouri back red,

[02:23:24] Kansas back red.

[02:23:25] They didn't storm the fentanyl.

[02:23:27] I thought that's what you said.

[02:23:28] And I was like,

[02:23:29] what?

[02:23:29] They didn't storm the fence.

[02:23:31] And the fentanyl.

[02:23:32] Wow.

[02:23:33] I mean,

[02:23:33] so in Wisconsin or still,

[02:23:34] whoa.

[02:23:35] Okay.

[02:23:36] Okay.

[02:23:36] That's pretty close.

[02:23:37] That's pretty darn close.

[02:23:38] But okay.

[02:23:39] But here's the interesting thing.

[02:23:40] I don't know how much,

[02:23:41] it depends on how much they're counting.

[02:23:43] Well,

[02:23:43] I tell you what,

[02:23:44] man,

[02:23:45] Illinois is never going to learn their lessons with Democrats.

[02:23:49] Well,

[02:23:50] okay.

[02:23:50] This is interesting.

[02:23:51] Oh,

[02:23:51] look at that.

[02:23:51] Kenosha is going red.

[02:23:53] Who'd have thought?

[02:23:55] Kenosha.

[02:23:55] That's where the riots were.

[02:23:57] Yeah.

[02:23:57] Yeah.

[02:23:57] I remember.

[02:23:59] Yeah.

[02:23:59] Yeah.

[02:23:59] Yeah.

[02:24:00] We covered it.

[02:24:00] Yeah.

[02:24:01] Yeah.

[02:24:02] Um,

[02:24:03] all right.

[02:24:04] So can you please just pop in there?

[02:24:06] Like what's going on there,

[02:24:07] buddy?

[02:24:08] Governor.

[02:24:10] Who?

[02:24:14] Really?

[02:24:15] Oh,

[02:24:16] okay.

[02:24:16] That's barely anything.

[02:24:19] See,

[02:24:20] I don't know enough about.

[02:24:21] See,

[02:24:21] I think,

[02:24:22] I think,

[02:24:22] I think we might,

[02:24:23] I think we might actually have a decent invitation by the end of the,

[02:24:27] by the end of the night.

[02:24:28] I say by maybe 11 o'clock,

[02:24:29] even it just depends on how quickly,

[02:24:33] it just depends on how quickly these votes come in.

[02:24:36] But it seems to be,

[02:24:37] I will say this,

[02:24:38] it all does seem to be going somewhat smooth,

[02:24:41] considering,

[02:24:43] considering everything.

[02:24:44] I think it's going,

[02:24:45] you know why?

[02:24:46] Because there's a whole ass watchful eye on them right now.

[02:24:52] Like,

[02:24:52] and the thing is,

[02:24:53] it wasn't like that in 2020,

[02:24:54] 2020 was a little different.

[02:24:56] You had COVID to protect your ass.

[02:24:57] 2020 was very much,

[02:24:59] a little bit.

[02:25:00] Well,

[02:25:00] 2020 was very much a gauge test for the government.

[02:25:03] I do believe that they wanted to see how far they could push it.

[02:25:07] That's,

[02:25:07] that's exactly what I was talking about earlier.

[02:25:09] Like they were gauging how,

[02:25:12] how,

[02:25:13] how far they could push it.

[02:25:14] Just like what you just said.

[02:25:15] And I think this election,

[02:25:17] and I agree with Elon Musk,

[02:25:19] man,

[02:25:19] you know,

[02:25:19] it's like,

[02:25:20] it's,

[02:25:20] it's,

[02:25:21] it's not scary because I'm not worried.

[02:25:24] Like if I died,

[02:25:25] I owe,

[02:25:25] well,

[02:25:25] you know,

[02:25:26] it ain't no big deal,

[02:25:26] but,

[02:25:27] and Hey,

[02:25:27] I've got a friend in Canada.

[02:25:28] So things don't really go to shit.

[02:25:32] Canada.

[02:25:33] I mean,

[02:25:33] shit.

[02:25:35] There's all,

[02:25:36] there's all,

[02:25:36] there's all kinds of places to go.

[02:25:38] Like I hear,

[02:25:38] I hear Costa Rica is nice.

[02:25:40] You don't need to tell anybody.

[02:25:41] Just go like,

[02:25:42] that's the number one thing.

[02:25:43] Like if the shit like this happens,

[02:25:44] just pack up and go.

[02:25:45] Don't even,

[02:25:46] don't even talk.

[02:25:46] Don't talk.

[02:25:47] Don't,

[02:25:47] don't hesitate.

[02:25:48] Just go.

[02:25:52] If that shit comes to,

[02:25:54] you know,

[02:25:54] like not,

[02:25:55] not just saying if she wins,

[02:25:56] you know,

[02:25:56] it's just pack up and go.

[02:25:57] Don't be like those idiots,

[02:25:59] you know,

[02:25:59] or I'm,

[02:26:00] I'm leaving the country of president or if Trump,

[02:26:03] I'm still,

[02:26:03] I'm still waiting.

[02:26:04] I'm still waiting for them to leave.

[02:26:07] None of them left.

[02:26:08] Yeah.

[02:26:08] I'm just like,

[02:26:09] Oh yeah.

[02:26:09] Because you know,

[02:26:10] you love your million dollar home.

[02:26:12] Well,

[02:26:13] no,

[02:26:13] it's the same.

[02:26:13] It's a,

[02:26:14] it's the same thing that it's the same thing that Obama did.

[02:26:16] He drew a red line in Syria and then they stepped over the red line.

[02:26:19] He was like,

[02:26:19] well,

[02:26:19] actually,

[02:26:20] you know,

[02:26:20] I was just,

[02:26:22] Oh,

[02:26:22] and by the way,

[02:26:23] I misspoke.

[02:26:23] I said a million dollar home in Beverly Hills.

[02:26:26] I'm sorry.

[02:26:27] That was early two thousands.

[02:26:28] Right.

[02:26:29] $50 million home inflation.

[02:26:31] Holy shit.

[02:26:32] We just had another one pop in.

[02:26:34] Montana just popped in and there's Donald Trump.

[02:26:38] No reporting yet.

[02:26:39] So actually,

[02:26:40] hold on.

[02:26:40] I have to point this out because there's a meme about this,

[02:26:43] but you know,

[02:26:44] the border with Montana and Utah.

[02:26:47] Well,

[02:26:47] but go ahead.

[02:26:48] Hang on.

[02:26:49] The,

[02:26:49] the border of Montana and Idaho looks like Joe Biden sniffing Idaho.

[02:26:54] Yes.

[02:26:55] All that.

[02:26:56] I'm like,

[02:26:56] that is funny.

[02:26:58] Utah.

[02:26:59] Hey,

[02:27:00] Montana's Montana's apparently red.

[02:27:02] So we'll see if they continue.

[02:27:04] Oh yeah.

[02:27:04] But Utah,

[02:27:05] there's not even,

[02:27:06] they're not even having any votes counted.

[02:27:07] So I'm not,

[02:27:08] I'm not going to,

[02:27:09] I know.

[02:27:10] Why would it say red?

[02:27:12] If none of that have been caught,

[02:27:13] you know,

[02:27:13] none of them been,

[02:27:13] you know,

[02:27:14] reported yet.

[02:27:14] It's like,

[02:27:15] that's just,

[02:27:16] I'm assuming because,

[02:27:18] well,

[02:27:18] you know what?

[02:27:18] We might be closer to that Reagan map than I thought.

[02:27:21] So we did a podcast a couple of weeks ago and a commenter asked if we

[02:27:25] would get a Reagan map,

[02:27:26] which.

[02:27:27] Yeah.

[02:27:29] That's a lot of red.

[02:27:30] That sounds like Shane Gill.

[02:27:32] No,

[02:27:33] Shane Gill's dude.

[02:27:34] Anytime something crazy,

[02:27:35] he's like,

[02:27:35] Oh fuck.

[02:27:37] Oh fuck.

[02:27:38] Look out.

[02:27:39] Dude.

[02:27:40] Like one of the funniest comedians.

[02:27:43] Oh,

[02:27:43] looky there.

[02:27:44] Looky there.

[02:27:45] What?

[02:27:46] Pennsylvania just flipped red.

[02:27:48] Oh,

[02:27:49] by 0.3%,

[02:27:51] but still 42% reporting.

[02:27:54] Oh shit.

[02:27:56] Look at that.

[02:28:00] Okay.

[02:28:01] So here's the other thing.

[02:28:02] I don't buy it.

[02:28:03] She's in there watching our podcast.

[02:28:05] Oh shit.

[02:28:06] What?

[02:28:07] At the moment,

[02:28:08] Oregon is red 71%.

[02:28:10] I don't think that'll last,

[02:28:11] last,

[02:28:12] but virus.

[02:28:14] Did you get a bunch of people to vote?

[02:28:16] Did you stuff the ballot box?

[02:28:20] That's a joke.

[02:28:21] YouTube.

[02:28:21] That's a joke.

[02:28:22] Well,

[02:28:22] it's 71% with 1% reporting to be fair.

[02:28:25] I know.

[02:28:26] I know.

[02:28:26] I know.

[02:28:26] That's why I said this isn't going to last.

[02:28:28] Um,

[02:28:28] and actually joke YouTube,

[02:28:30] but Hey,

[02:28:30] Trump says it's saying one 98 for him.

[02:28:33] Yeah.

[02:28:33] Virus can't vote.

[02:28:35] So I don't know.

[02:28:35] He's,

[02:28:35] he's ineligible.

[02:28:36] So why he's,

[02:28:38] he's not a U S citizen.

[02:28:40] Oh,

[02:28:40] he's got a,

[02:28:41] he's got a green card so he can legally work and pay taxes,

[02:28:46] but he can't vote.

[02:28:50] That's fucked up.

[02:28:52] Now he's there.

[02:28:53] It takes a while to get your citizenship.

[02:28:56] And see that that's another thing is,

[02:28:58] is,

[02:28:58] is literally what I was talking about with,

[02:29:00] uh,

[02:29:01] the battleground States and then them placing illegals there.

[02:29:03] I know it's going to take time for that to happen and whatnot.

[02:29:06] So it's like,

[02:29:06] I'm not too worried about it,

[02:29:07] but like,

[02:29:08] I'm thinking in the terms of four years,

[02:29:10] they can get that done in four years is what I mean.

[02:29:12] I mean,

[02:29:14] I don't know.

[02:29:15] A citizenship realistically can take five to 10 years.

[02:29:18] Unless,

[02:29:18] unless somebody is getting married.

[02:29:19] Cause that that's a little,

[02:29:21] if they,

[02:29:22] uh,

[02:29:22] if they ended up getting these,

[02:29:23] uh,

[02:29:24] new judges,

[02:29:24] asylum judges.

[02:29:26] Yeah.

[02:29:26] But that,

[02:29:27] that doesn't mean they're citizens.

[02:29:28] That just means they're,

[02:29:29] they're granted residency.

[02:29:30] That's not what's it sound like.

[02:29:32] I hear me perfectly on your phone.

[02:29:38] Um,

[02:29:38] uh,

[02:29:40] I literally just blanked in three States turned red.

[02:29:45] That's the way it goes,

[02:29:46] but then don't worry.

[02:29:47] 3.

[02:29:48] AM that's honest.

[02:29:49] Honestly,

[02:29:50] if anyone really wants to pay attention to this election,

[02:29:52] 3.

[02:29:53] AM it's 3.

[02:29:54] AM.

[02:29:55] Freddie Kruger is going to go crawling through everybody's dreams at 3.

[02:29:58] AM.

[02:29:59] And everybody's going to vote Kamala.

[02:30:03] See,

[02:30:03] ever since they said that the,

[02:30:05] the border of Montana and Idaho looks like Joe Biden sniffing Idaho.

[02:30:08] I can't unsee that now.

[02:30:10] I'll be right back.

[02:30:11] I need a gummy.

[02:30:13] He's got to pee.

[02:30:15] And take a gummy.

[02:30:17] He's going to get loopy.

[02:30:21] Oh,

[02:30:21] I'll Pennsylvania went back blue.

[02:30:23] Yeah.

[02:30:24] I figured that that's going to happen a couple of times.

[02:30:26] I think.

[02:30:28] Oh,

[02:30:29] no,

[02:30:29] I want,

[02:30:30] that's not what I wanted.

[02:30:30] I wanted a 40.

[02:30:33] Yeah.

[02:30:34] Jeez.

[02:30:34] 0.3%.

[02:30:35] 0.3%.

[02:30:38] I may be wrong though.

[02:30:40] Said it was coming down to Pennsylvania.

[02:30:42] That's a pretty astonishing.

[02:30:43] Oh,

[02:30:43] 2%.

[02:30:44] Nevermind,

[02:30:49] man.

[02:30:52] 6%.

[02:30:53] 6%.

[02:30:56] We'll see.

[02:30:59] I mean,

[02:30:59] a lot of these are so prediction so far.

[02:31:03] Um,

[02:31:03] it looks like Trump might even do better than I was predicting.

[02:31:06] So if we shift it to match,

[02:31:09] what's going on currently,

[02:31:12] Colorado,

[02:31:13] Utah,

[02:31:15] New Mexico is trending red.

[02:31:16] So we'll just for the example,

[02:31:19] uh,

[02:31:19] even if say Pennsylvania is blue,

[02:31:21] uh,

[02:31:22] well,

[02:31:23] actually,

[02:31:23] that's one.

[02:31:23] We all say that.

[02:31:25] I think that's,

[02:31:27] I got to say that again.

[02:31:29] Uh,

[02:31:29] so current,

[02:31:31] Trump is still way ahead.

[02:31:32] Yeah.

[02:31:33] If current trends stay the same,

[02:31:34] Trump will still have 300 and Kamala will have 238.

[02:31:37] So it looks like a Trump win,

[02:31:38] but again,

[02:31:39] that's not my prediction.

[02:31:42] It's mine.

[02:31:43] No,

[02:31:43] I'm just kidding.

[02:31:43] I'm going to keep my original prediction except Virginia.

[02:31:46] Cause honestly,

[02:31:47] I should have stuck to my guns on that.

[02:31:49] Virginia.

[02:31:51] I caved on Virginia.

[02:31:53] I should have kept it red.

[02:31:54] Cause I,

[02:31:54] I said real early and you can go back and verify this.

[02:31:56] I did say it.

[02:31:57] I said real early on,

[02:31:58] I have a hard time seeing Virginia go.

[02:32:01] Uh,

[02:32:01] Hey everybody.

[02:32:02] If,

[02:32:02] uh,

[02:32:03] sorry to interrupt you,

[02:32:03] Jake,

[02:32:04] if you are just popping in,

[02:32:05] even if you're not staying for very long,

[02:32:07] leave us a like,

[02:32:08] please.

[02:32:08] It helps the algorithm pushes our channel and then,

[02:32:10] uh,

[02:32:10] gets more people to watch.

[02:32:12] So Haley,

[02:32:13] Max,

[02:32:14] we'd appreciate you,

[02:32:15] Justin.

[02:32:16] Oh,

[02:32:17] you can argue with us in the comments.

[02:32:18] We like it.

[02:32:19] Oh,

[02:32:19] absolutely.

[02:32:20] We love arguing.

[02:32:21] Hell.

[02:32:21] I,

[02:32:21] I argue with my own co-host.

[02:32:23] I will just be,

[02:32:24] I will warn you if you call us a fascist,

[02:32:26] I'm going to make you define the term.

[02:32:28] So be ready for that.

[02:32:33] Oh,

[02:32:34] thanks Haley.

[02:32:35] Thank you,

[02:32:35] Haley.

[02:32:36] We,

[02:32:36] we can always count on you.

[02:32:37] Thanks.

[02:32:41] So yeah,

[02:32:42] this is shaping up to be very interesting.

[02:32:44] I kind of,

[02:32:44] I kind of assumed that Trump would be outperforming.

[02:32:48] I did not expect Minnesota and Wisconsin,

[02:32:51] which again,

[02:32:51] that's 2% in Wisconsin reporting.

[02:32:53] So,

[02:32:55] uh,

[02:32:55] make sure the stream's healthy because YouTube is being done.

[02:32:59] Although it's probably just the tablet that I'm using.

[02:33:02] Oh,

[02:33:03] Oregon.

[02:33:04] 1% still Oregon,

[02:33:07] Oregon,

[02:33:08] Either,

[02:33:09] either that or,

[02:33:10] uh,

[02:33:10] YouTube's throttling our views.

[02:33:12] Cause that's why I,

[02:33:13] that's why I asked everyone watching to give us a like.

[02:33:16] So therefore YouTube isn't,

[02:33:18] uh,

[02:33:19] doing that.

[02:33:20] Speaking of which,

[02:33:21] what does everybody think of the thumbnail?

[02:33:24] Bailey,

[02:33:25] but Danny,

[02:33:26] someone asked me if I was watching Charlie Kirk and I was like,

[02:33:28] I mean,

[02:33:29] if I wasn't doing a podcast,

[02:33:30] sure.

[02:33:34] Which speaking of man,

[02:33:35] that guy has come a long way in his debating.

[02:33:38] Like,

[02:33:39] uh,

[02:33:39] he's getting very good at it.

[02:33:41] I don't know if you've been watching any,

[02:33:42] uh,

[02:33:43] recent,

[02:33:43] uh,

[02:33:43] not debating,

[02:33:44] but like conversation between students and whatnot.

[02:33:47] Have you,

[02:33:47] have you been watching any of his videos?

[02:33:49] Who?

[02:33:50] Charlie Kirk.

[02:33:52] See,

[02:33:52] here's the thing.

[02:33:53] Charlie,

[02:33:54] I go back and forth on Charlie Kirk.

[02:33:56] I,

[02:33:56] I don't,

[02:33:57] I don't think I would.

[02:33:58] I'm talking his new stuff because the older stuff,

[02:34:01] I didn't really want to represent Jive with because he seemed honestly a little too emotional for me.

[02:34:06] I agree.

[02:34:07] I think that's what it is.

[02:34:08] He's withdrawn back a little bit and he's,

[02:34:10] instead of getting emotional so fast,

[02:34:11] he literally just lets these people shit on themselves.

[02:34:16] And then just like,

[02:34:17] he's just like,

[02:34:18] listen,

[02:34:19] I just,

[02:34:19] I just want you to be informed,

[02:34:21] you know?

[02:34:21] And I was like,

[02:34:21] see,

[02:34:22] that's the way you change minds.

[02:34:23] You don't sit there and shit on someone constantly.

[02:34:25] Like,

[02:34:25] no,

[02:34:26] I do that a lot of times for comedic effect.

[02:34:32] Yeah.

[02:34:32] Gosh,

[02:34:32] is this coming in?

[02:34:33] I think it might be just my tablet.

[02:34:35] Is this coming in grainy for anybody else?

[02:34:40] Just curious.

[02:34:43] Because I,

[02:34:43] I always watch to keep an eye on the comments.

[02:34:46] I always have it on my,

[02:34:47] but it's a shitty tablet.

[02:34:48] So fair enough.

[02:34:49] Right.

[02:34:49] But yeah,

[02:34:52] that's why I,

[02:34:53] I do the pop out chat and then put it over my zoom so I can,

[02:34:57] so I can read that.

[02:34:58] Oh,

[02:34:58] but see,

[02:34:59] yeah,

[02:34:59] I'm looking at it on my phone and it's fine.

[02:35:00] So I think it's just the,

[02:35:02] that works too.

[02:35:04] I've only got so much internet,

[02:35:06] so I can't not for,

[02:35:09] yeah.

[02:35:09] Okay.

[02:35:09] So it's just my shitty tablet.

[02:35:10] That's fine.

[02:35:13] Not for me.

[02:35:15] Wow.

[02:35:16] This map looks way different than I thought it was.

[02:35:18] Well,

[02:35:18] not way different.

[02:35:18] It looks a little different than I thought it was going to.

[02:35:21] Oh,

[02:35:22] they're calling the Arizona's leaning Trump now.

[02:35:27] I mean,

[02:35:27] 54 vote for California.

[02:35:29] So,

[02:35:30] well,

[02:35:30] I know,

[02:35:30] but we know Kamala is going to get those.

[02:35:32] We know.

[02:35:32] Yeah,

[02:35:33] that's,

[02:35:33] that's what I'm saying.

[02:35:34] So if Pennsylvania flips blue and California flips that,

[02:35:37] they're going to be neck and neck.

[02:35:39] Oh,

[02:35:39] Trump just pulled ahead big in Pennsylvania.

[02:35:41] And by big,

[02:35:42] I mean,

[02:35:42] it's like 2%,

[02:35:44] but still that's pretty big.

[02:35:46] That's pretty big in Pennsylvania.

[02:35:47] But the point I keep making about this whole election cycle,

[02:35:50] even back when it was Biden,

[02:35:51] I just keep going back to just because I didn't vote for Trump in 2016 or 2020,

[02:35:57] but it's like,

[02:35:58] we know,

[02:35:59] just look at,

[02:36:00] we know,

[02:36:01] stop virtue signaling.

[02:36:03] No,

[02:36:04] no,

[02:36:04] the,

[02:36:05] the,

[02:36:05] what is that movie?

[02:36:06] We know.

[02:36:08] I don't know.

[02:36:09] I,

[02:36:10] uh,

[02:36:11] I don't know.

[02:36:12] I just,

[02:36:12] no.

[02:36:17] I mean,

[02:36:17] look at the state of foreign.

[02:36:18] Like I laugh,

[02:36:19] I laugh out loud when people talk about how Trump is going to ruin our standing on the

[02:36:23] world stage.

[02:36:24] And I'm like more than more than a botched military withdrawal and two open conflicts

[02:36:29] that didn't exist when he was president.

[02:36:34] I mean,

[02:36:34] like just really just on a,

[02:36:36] on a,

[02:36:37] I don't care who was president.

[02:36:39] Like if that had happened under Trump,

[02:36:40] I would be like,

[02:36:42] Trump can't be trusted.

[02:36:44] But I mean,

[02:36:44] Trump was brokering peace deals in the middle East for the first time in

[02:36:47] decades.

[02:36:47] And it wasn't all him,

[02:36:49] but he was part of it.

[02:36:53] And actually he was,

[02:36:54] he was a driving force behind it.

[02:36:56] Yeah.

[02:37:00] Yeah.

[02:37:00] I think this tablet's just shitty because it keeps,

[02:37:03] keeps forking up.

[02:37:05] You keep talking about my shitty cably.

[02:37:09] Every time Eric grabs a guitar,

[02:37:10] Kamala gets more points.

[02:37:13] Stop.

[02:37:14] Stop playing the guitar.

[02:37:20] That's funny.

[02:37:21] No,

[02:37:21] I mean,

[02:37:22] it's just,

[02:37:22] that's the ADHD thing,

[02:37:23] man.

[02:37:23] My hands gotta be doing something for my brain to work.

[02:37:25] Right.

[02:37:26] That is a lot of red,

[02:37:27] man.

[02:37:30] That's what he said.

[02:37:32] That's a lot of red.

[02:37:34] So one Oh nine,

[02:37:36] one 98.

[02:37:38] I'm surprised.

[02:37:39] California hasn't popped anything out yet.

[02:37:41] I mean,

[02:37:41] I know it's going to take a little bit,

[02:37:43] but I mean,

[02:37:44] just saying,

[02:37:45] or Oregon,

[02:37:45] you know,

[02:37:46] I'll put it to you this way.

[02:37:48] If California flipped red somehow,

[02:37:49] I'm it's over.

[02:37:54] Wasn't who was it?

[02:37:56] Schwarzenegger.

[02:37:57] Wasn't he Republican?

[02:37:58] Yes.

[02:38:00] Yeah.

[02:38:00] And that crazy.

[02:38:01] Yeah.

[02:38:01] But he was also famous.

[02:38:03] So party lines get dim.

[02:38:04] Like,

[02:38:04] I still maintain that if the rock ran for president,

[02:38:06] it wouldn't matter what party he was aligned with,

[02:38:09] but he'd run as a,

[02:38:09] so then what's the fucking difference between Trump and them?

[02:38:12] Like that,

[02:38:13] that's what I don't get.

[02:38:14] Like,

[02:38:14] you know,

[02:38:15] they act like they're all high and mighty and I'm just like,

[02:38:17] okay,

[02:38:18] no,

[02:38:18] they're not.

[02:38:18] Well,

[02:38:19] here's,

[02:38:19] here's the thing though.

[02:38:20] So I would wager to say this is very speculative.

[02:38:22] Okay.

[02:38:23] But I,

[02:38:24] I do,

[02:38:24] I would bet money.

[02:38:25] Let's say that the rock runs for president as a Democrat,

[02:38:28] right?

[02:38:29] I guarantee the right would start traipsing out anti-rock hate.

[02:38:33] The problem is,

[02:38:34] is like,

[02:38:34] who hates the rock?

[02:38:37] Anyone who,

[02:38:39] I don't know.

[02:38:40] No one.

[02:38:41] Let's be real.

[02:38:42] Who hates the rock?

[02:38:42] There's a lot of people that don't like him.

[02:38:44] Like,

[02:38:45] I'll be honest.

[02:38:45] Like,

[02:38:46] there's,

[02:38:46] there's way more people that like,

[02:38:48] they assume he's in too many movies and this and that.

[02:38:50] And I was like,

[02:38:50] well,

[02:38:51] who cares?

[02:38:51] Don't watch them.

[02:38:52] Well,

[02:38:53] you know,

[02:38:53] he would say to those people,

[02:38:54] he'd come up to him and say,

[02:38:56] you know,

[02:38:56] I'd like to talk to you about it.

[02:38:57] What's your name again?

[02:38:59] His horrible black.

[02:39:00] It doesn't matter what your name is.

[02:39:04] Damn it.

[02:39:05] I didn't get the joke.

[02:39:09] Oh shit.

[02:39:10] Like black Adam was terrible.

[02:39:12] That wasn't his fault though.

[02:39:14] No,

[02:39:14] I was writing,

[02:39:14] but at the same time,

[02:39:16] I mean,

[02:39:16] he pushed for a lot of things.

[02:39:17] So,

[02:39:17] I mean,

[02:39:18] this is,

[02:39:18] this is true.

[02:39:19] This is true.

[02:39:21] Partially his fault.

[02:39:24] No one can ever hate on the rock.

[02:39:26] Oh,

[02:39:26] if California flips red,

[02:39:28] I would be,

[02:39:28] I'd flip the table.

[02:39:29] I'd be like,

[02:39:30] I don't know what's going on anymore.

[02:39:34] Well,

[02:39:34] cause all the Republicans are leaving.

[02:39:35] So I would be like,

[02:39:36] I would actually think there was election interference.

[02:39:39] If California went red,

[02:39:41] I'd be like,

[02:39:42] I don't know how they cheated,

[02:39:43] but they did.

[02:39:45] I don't know how.

[02:39:48] Oh,

[02:39:49] no.

[02:39:49] Oh,

[02:39:49] They've got Arizona going,

[02:39:50] buddy.

[02:39:51] We've already got 138 views on this so far.

[02:39:54] Yeah.

[02:39:55] Let's go.

[02:39:58] Okay.

[02:39:58] Just,

[02:39:58] I'll give you a black Adam.

[02:40:00] Well,

[02:40:00] the biggest problem with black Adam was having black Adam as an anti here or a

[02:40:03] hero in any capacity because black Adam is a villain.

[02:40:06] That is a hill.

[02:40:06] I will die on metaphorically speaking.

[02:40:09] Yeah.

[02:40:09] He,

[02:40:09] he was,

[02:40:10] he was not a,

[02:40:11] uh,

[02:40:12] Dr.

[02:40:13] Fate and black Adam do not team up.

[02:40:15] And the fact that they screwed up Dr.

[02:40:17] Fate.

[02:40:18] I'm really mad about that.

[02:40:19] I love Dr.

[02:40:19] Fate.

[02:40:21] Black.

[02:40:21] Justin said black Adam was definitely his fault.

[02:40:23] I agree.

[02:40:24] Justin,

[02:40:24] because the thing is he asked for a lot of certain things on it and whatnot.

[02:40:28] And yeah,

[02:40:29] it was just,

[02:40:30] it was a terrible movie.

[02:40:31] I did like the,

[02:40:32] that he was trying to get a Henry Cavill back into the fold.

[02:40:35] So.

[02:40:36] Is that how you say his name?

[02:40:37] Cavill.

[02:40:38] Cavill.

[02:40:39] Um,

[02:40:40] Cavill,

[02:40:41] Wisconsin flipped blue again,

[02:40:42] but it's 0.1%.

[02:40:44] That one's going to flip flop back and forth.

[02:40:47] No one should ever hit on the rock though.

[02:40:49] I did.

[02:40:50] Didn't really love Moana.

[02:40:52] All right.

[02:40:53] Now I didn't love Moana either.

[02:40:57] It wasn't bad.

[02:40:58] I agree.

[02:40:59] Black Adam.

[02:41:00] Well,

[02:41:00] it should have been,

[02:41:01] it should have been a Shazam movie.

[02:41:04] Honestly,

[02:41:05] I think what they were setting up for,

[02:41:06] honestly,

[02:41:08] was that was like the origin story for black Adam.

[02:41:10] And I think they were going to pit them against each other,

[02:41:12] but Shazam too.

[02:41:14] Didn't do as well as they wanted.

[02:41:16] And black Adam didn't do as well as they wanted.

[02:41:18] So.

[02:41:21] You're welcome.

[02:41:23] You're welcome.

[02:41:28] Black Adam should have fought captain Marvel.

[02:41:32] Who's captain Marvel.

[02:41:34] So fun fact,

[02:41:39] I named,

[02:41:39] I named my,

[02:41:40] I named my crimson Chevy bolt.

[02:41:42] Shazam.

[02:41:46] Was,

[02:41:46] was Moana.

[02:41:47] Was that Disney?

[02:41:48] Yes.

[02:41:49] Okay.

[02:41:51] She said,

[02:41:51] yeah,

[02:41:51] I didn't,

[02:41:52] I didn't hate it,

[02:41:53] but I didn't love it.

[02:41:54] I didn't get what all the hubba was about.

[02:41:56] Wisconsin's right again.

[02:41:57] Oh,

[02:41:57] blah,

[02:41:57] blah,

[02:41:57] blah,

[02:41:57] blah,

[02:41:58] I didn't get what all the hubble,

[02:42:00] hubble,

[02:42:00] hullabaloo.

[02:42:01] Oh,

[02:42:04] all the brew.

[02:42:07] So Michigan is reporting 19% and they're 50% and 47.

[02:42:12] They're still neck and neck.

[02:42:14] Haley I don't know

[02:42:16] I mean

[02:42:17] well okay so what I'm

[02:42:19] let's look at the counties here

[02:42:21] I'll flip the table like Jesus

[02:42:24] there's quite a few although

[02:42:25] the trend

[02:42:26] I don't know depends on the distribution

[02:42:31] what's

[02:42:31] Marquette like is that a big area

[02:42:34] I bet that's a nice

[02:42:35] area that looks like a nice place

[02:42:37] you might like

[02:42:39] honestly to be honest with you like

[02:42:41] I mean how many electors

[02:42:43] does Michigan have

[02:42:45] they have 15

[02:42:47] so that's not nothing that's more than

[02:42:49] it's not nothing but honestly the way

[02:42:51] it's going right now it's not gonna be

[02:42:53] detrimental to the presidential

[02:42:55] race and I'm not saying that

[02:42:57] with any disregard to your state

[02:42:59] but just being honest

[02:43:00] the reality is there are swing states

[02:43:03] and there are sure thing states

[02:43:05] although Michigan's a swing state so actually it does matter

[02:43:07] Indiana, Florida, Texas

[02:43:09] there are sure things and then California

[02:43:11] is a sure thing

[02:43:13] Arizona has always been like

[02:43:15] well they're flipping but right now

[02:43:17] Kamala's in the marginal lead

[02:43:18] they're almost halfway there

[02:43:20] but

[02:43:22] 3 o'clock man I'm telling you

[02:43:23] 3 o'clock I'm telling you

[02:43:25] probably

[02:43:25] I think we'll have a pretty good indication

[02:43:27] by about 11

[02:43:28] but we'll keep going as long as I can

[02:43:31] because I'm just having fun

[02:43:34] see that's why you should watch us

[02:43:35] because we do talk politics

[02:43:36] but we always

[02:43:37] we have tertiary

[02:43:39] jeez

[02:43:40] we won't just be stuck

[02:43:42] 100% on politics

[02:43:43] we're not gonna just like

[02:43:43] no because that shit gets boring

[02:43:45] man when they're like

[02:43:45] well and you know

[02:43:46] the thing about this

[02:43:47] is in 1938

[02:43:49] there was actually a flip there

[02:43:51] the filth of fish

[02:43:52] the filth of fish

[02:43:54] what is this

[02:43:55] the filth of fish

[02:43:57] they call this

[02:43:58] the filth of fish problem

[02:43:59] Idaho smells amazing

[02:44:00] apparently

[02:44:02] Idaho smells amazing

[02:44:03] yeah

[02:44:04] oh I just got that

[02:44:05] it's all the potatoes

[02:44:07] it seriously does look like

[02:44:08] Biden sniffing like

[02:44:10] Idaho

[02:44:11] he's like

[02:44:11] smells like french fries

[02:44:14] and we got the salt

[02:44:15] you know

[02:44:16] we got the salt

[02:44:18] with french fries

[02:44:19] and

[02:44:19] oh

[02:44:20] I ain't got nothing

[02:44:22] we would then be surprised

[02:44:24] as our governor is

[02:44:25] blue loving witch

[02:44:28] what did she say

[02:44:29] she said

[02:44:29] it'd be a surprise

[02:44:30] if they flip red

[02:44:31] because our governor

[02:44:32] is a blue loving witch

[02:44:36] it was fighting words

[02:44:38] you know

[02:44:39] the funny thing is

[02:44:40] Haley

[02:44:40] when we first met you

[02:44:41] I

[02:44:41] you know

[02:44:42] I will be honest

[02:44:43] I assumed you were

[02:44:44] very very blue

[02:44:45] like

[02:44:46] like very very blue

[02:44:47] but you have surprised me

[02:44:48] so much

[02:44:49] especially with our

[02:44:50] conversations

[02:44:51] on my old

[02:44:52] Instagram whatnot

[02:44:53] because yeah

[02:44:54] I

[02:44:55] you know

[02:44:55] apparently I said

[02:44:56] things and I got

[02:44:57] kicked off

[02:45:01] I didn't even say

[02:45:01] anything bad

[02:45:03] that's it

[02:45:04] no the thing is

[02:45:05] and this is why

[02:45:05] everybody on the network

[02:45:06] there's a lot of

[02:45:07] different diverse ideas

[02:45:08] like Justin and I

[02:45:09] have had conversations

[02:45:09] where we disagree

[02:45:11] about a lot of things

[02:45:11] politically

[02:45:12] everybody's got

[02:45:13] different ideas

[02:45:13] right but the thing is

[02:45:14] nobody ever

[02:45:15] disrespects anybody else

[02:45:16] we can have these

[02:45:17] conversations

[02:45:18] which I think is

[02:45:19] probably

[02:45:20] what our country

[02:45:21] well really the world

[02:45:23] but particularly

[02:45:23] the United States

[02:45:24] are so polarized

[02:45:26] it's like

[02:45:26] I don't hate you

[02:45:27] if you voted for

[02:45:28] Kamala Harris

[02:45:29] I'll make fun of you

[02:45:30] but just

[02:45:30] yeah I'll make fun of you

[02:45:32] it's not from a place

[02:45:32] of hate

[02:45:33] no but we make fun

[02:45:35] of each other

[02:45:36] exactly

[02:45:36] so

[02:45:39] I don't think people

[02:45:40] quite understand that

[02:45:41] that's what we

[02:45:42] we said

[02:45:42] there was a short

[02:45:43] we did

[02:45:43] where real friends

[02:45:44] make fun of each

[02:45:45] other

[02:45:45] because

[02:45:45] you want to build

[02:45:46] them up

[02:45:47] you want to prepare

[02:45:48] them for the world

[02:45:50] build you up

[02:45:51] just to

[02:45:52] let you down

[02:45:53] no I'm just kidding

[02:45:55] build it up

[02:45:56] I'm going

[02:45:57] that reminds me

[02:45:58] too old

[02:46:01] he sits down

[02:46:04] he had his headphones

[02:46:05] off I don't think

[02:46:06] he heard me

[02:46:08] oh shit

[02:46:09] you're uncomfortable

[02:46:10] that way

[02:46:14] all right

[02:46:15] so

[02:46:18] oh I didn't know

[02:46:20] this

[02:46:20] Wisconsin's

[02:46:21] 46%

[02:46:21] reporting

[02:46:22] 49.4

[02:46:24] versus 49.1

[02:46:25] with Trump

[02:46:25] in the lead

[02:46:26] so he's got

[02:46:26] a 0.3%

[02:46:29] oh

[02:46:29] where's my chat

[02:46:31] here we go

[02:46:37] love hate

[02:46:43] well that's good

[02:46:44] Haley

[02:46:44] I'd hope

[02:46:45] that you know

[02:46:46] like that

[02:46:46] that's the reason

[02:46:47] why we

[02:46:47] you know

[02:46:48] like to change

[02:46:48] minds

[02:46:49] you know

[02:46:49] not always

[02:46:50] because

[02:46:50] I'd love

[02:46:51] my mind

[02:46:51] changed on

[02:46:52] many things

[02:46:52] but

[02:46:52] is my

[02:46:53] like my

[02:47:01] cameras on

[02:47:02] okay

[02:47:02] yeah it is

[02:47:04] why ABC

[02:47:05] has Harris

[02:47:06] 91

[02:47:06] and Trump

[02:47:07] 195

[02:47:09] well

[02:47:10] Harris

[02:47:10] according to

[02:47:11] the Associated

[02:47:12] Press results

[02:47:13] says

[02:47:14] potentially

[02:47:15] I mean

[02:47:16] I'm not saying

[02:47:16] they're not

[02:47:17] manipulating viewers

[02:47:18] but

[02:47:18] 109

[02:47:20] the AP

[02:47:21] is saying

[02:47:21] for

[02:47:22] Harris

[02:47:23] and 198

[02:47:23] for Trump

[02:47:24] so honestly

[02:47:25] it's pretty

[02:47:26] actually

[02:47:26] the

[02:47:27] it just

[02:47:28] jumped up

[02:47:29] to 112

[02:47:29] so

[02:47:30] what changed

[02:47:34] so

[02:47:35] why does

[02:47:36] Harris

[02:47:36] have

[02:47:37] why does

[02:47:37] ABC

[02:47:37] have that

[02:47:38] I will say

[02:47:40] that Google

[02:47:40] does seem

[02:47:41] to be making

[02:47:41] some early

[02:47:42] reporting

[02:47:42] assumptions

[02:47:43] but I mean

[02:47:44] they're following

[02:47:45] trends

[02:47:45] ABC might

[02:47:46] just be

[02:47:47] playing it safe

[02:47:47] yeah

[02:47:48] and honestly

[02:47:49] the Associated

[02:47:50] Press

[02:47:51] I'm not

[02:47:52] going to say

[02:47:52] they're 100%

[02:47:53] reliable

[02:47:53] because didn't

[02:47:54] they have

[02:47:56] Hillary winning

[02:47:57] in 2016

[02:47:58] everybody had

[02:47:58] Hillary winning

[02:47:59] in 2016

[02:48:00] Daily Wire

[02:48:01] had Hillary

[02:48:02] winning in

[02:48:02] 2016

[02:48:03] can you

[02:48:04] imagine

[02:48:05] the country

[02:48:06] we would

[02:48:06] have had

[02:48:06] if she

[02:48:06] would have

[02:48:07] won

[02:48:07] like

[02:48:07] just to

[02:48:08] think

[02:48:08] it would

[02:48:09] have been

[02:48:09] I'm not

[02:48:09] saying

[02:48:10] it would

[02:48:10] have been

[02:48:10] bad

[02:48:10] I'm just

[02:48:11] saying

[02:48:11] it would

[02:48:11] have been

[02:48:11] largely

[02:48:12] the same

[02:48:13] well

[02:48:14] do you

[02:48:15] don't

[02:48:15] you don't

[02:48:15] think that

[02:48:15] she would

[02:48:16] have gotten

[02:48:17] us into

[02:48:17] a beef

[02:48:17] with Russia

[02:48:18] because she

[02:48:19] had some

[02:48:19] very strong

[02:48:20] opinions

[02:48:20] on stage

[02:48:21] they always

[02:48:22] do

[02:48:22] stop getting

[02:48:24] us into

[02:48:26] fucking battles

[02:48:27] with other

[02:48:27] superpowers

[02:48:28] and like

[02:48:28] we don't

[02:48:30] know nothing

[02:48:31] about them

[02:48:31] Russia

[02:48:32] Russia is

[02:48:33] not a

[02:48:35] superpower

[02:48:36] like they

[02:48:36] were but

[02:48:37] they're still

[02:48:37] a superpower

[02:48:38] but here's

[02:48:38] the dirty

[02:48:39] little secret

[02:48:40] about

[02:48:40] international

[02:48:41] politics

[02:48:41] Hillary

[02:48:41] went in

[02:48:42] in 2016

[02:48:42] I mean

[02:48:43] that's true

[02:48:44] I think

[02:48:45] they were

[02:48:45] big proponents

[02:48:46] of Hillary

[02:48:48] they just

[02:48:48] thought it

[02:48:49] was a sure

[02:48:49] thing like

[02:48:49] everybody else

[02:49:01] oh shit

[02:49:02] I was in

[02:49:03] the middle

[02:49:03] of saying

[02:49:03] something

[02:49:05] oh so

[02:49:06] you want

[02:49:06] me to

[02:49:07] really

[02:49:07] surprise

[02:49:08] people

[02:49:08] though

[02:49:09] go for

[02:49:10] it

[02:49:10] so while

[02:49:12] I would

[02:49:13] prefer

[02:49:13] Donald

[02:49:13] Trump

[02:49:13] winning

[02:49:14] the

[02:49:14] presidency

[02:49:14] I really

[02:49:15] don't want

[02:49:15] the Republicans

[02:49:16] to take

[02:49:16] both houses

[02:49:17] of Congress

[02:49:18] I do

[02:49:19] we've got

[02:49:19] some shit

[02:49:19] to fix

[02:49:20] no man

[02:49:20] I want

[02:49:21] checks

[02:49:22] I want

[02:49:22] checks

[02:49:22] and balances

[02:49:23] I don't

[02:49:23] want them

[02:49:24] to have

[02:49:24] free reign

[02:49:25] we've

[02:49:26] we have

[02:49:26] allowed

[02:49:27] too much

[02:49:27] to go

[02:49:28] on

[02:49:29] I agree

[02:49:30] the only

[02:49:30] reason I

[02:49:31] think

[02:49:31] this term

[02:49:32] only

[02:49:32] this term

[02:49:33] only

[02:49:34] they need

[02:49:35] to be

[02:49:36] in control

[02:49:36] of everything

[02:49:37] so they can

[02:49:37] get some

[02:49:37] things passed

[02:49:38] you know

[02:49:39] like election

[02:49:40] protection

[02:49:41] you know

[02:49:42] mail-in ballots

[02:49:43] and all these

[02:49:44] other things

[02:49:44] well but they

[02:49:44] can't do that

[02:49:45] at the federal

[02:49:46] level

[02:49:46] though

[02:49:48] why

[02:49:49] I know

[02:49:50] it's run

[02:49:51] by the states

[02:49:52] but the thing

[02:49:52] is that

[02:49:53] they can

[02:49:54] ask for

[02:49:54] proof of

[02:49:55] ID

[02:49:55] you can't

[02:49:57] federally

[02:49:58] mandate

[02:49:58] that

[02:49:59] no

[02:49:59] that shit

[02:49:59] is just

[02:50:00] retarded

[02:50:00] and I hate

[02:50:01] to say

[02:50:01] that word

[02:50:02] but that

[02:50:02] is just

[02:50:03] stupid

[02:50:09] so there

[02:50:11] you go

[02:50:11] so basically

[02:50:12] we get

[02:50:13] nowhere

[02:50:16] well no

[02:50:17] I mean

[02:50:17] like I said

[02:50:18] I guess

[02:50:23] hey

[02:50:24] because the

[02:50:24] government

[02:50:25] can

[02:50:25] cut off

[02:50:27] certain

[02:50:27] things

[02:50:28] in order

[02:50:29] to get

[02:50:29] them to

[02:50:30] change

[02:50:30] their

[02:50:30] votes

[02:50:31] or something

[02:50:31] like that

[02:50:32] so I mean

[02:50:34] I just

[02:50:34] I find that

[02:50:36] highly

[02:50:36] troublesome

[02:50:37] so I don't

[02:50:38] like

[02:50:38] I don't

[02:50:40] like unchecked

[02:50:41] power

[02:50:42] from

[02:50:42] anyone

[02:50:43] because the

[02:50:44] thing of it

[02:50:45] is

[02:50:45] we're not

[02:50:46] that old

[02:50:46] we remember

[02:50:47] when the

[02:50:47] Republican

[02:50:47] Party

[02:50:48] was like

[02:50:48] the more

[02:50:49] extreme

[02:50:50] leaning

[02:50:50] you know

[02:50:51] I remember

[02:50:53] when the

[02:50:53] Republicans

[02:50:53] were the

[02:50:54] crazy

[02:50:54] ones

[02:50:54] the ones

[02:50:55] that were

[02:50:55] talking about

[02:50:55] all this

[02:50:56] crazy shit

[02:50:56] about censoring

[02:50:57] speech

[02:50:58] I'm surrounded

[02:50:59] by old

[02:50:59] Republicans

[02:51:00] and I'm

[02:51:00] telling you

[02:51:01] what

[02:51:01] they are

[02:51:01] horribly

[02:51:02] like that

[02:51:03] like it's

[02:51:04] ridiculous

[02:51:04] they're just

[02:51:05] like straight

[02:51:06] ticket voters

[02:51:06] and then they

[02:51:07] watch the news

[02:51:08] and they believe

[02:51:09] everything to see

[02:51:09] on it

[02:51:10] it's

[02:51:10] yeah

[02:51:12] like

[02:51:13] not even

[02:51:14] a ounce of

[02:51:14] research

[02:51:15] Virginia went

[02:51:16] marginally blue

[02:51:17] again

[02:51:17] let's take a look

[02:51:18] at what's going

[02:51:19] on here

[02:51:22] big cities

[02:51:24] yeah

[02:51:25] yeah but

[02:51:25] okay but

[02:51:26] so

[02:51:26] assuming

[02:51:27] Trump

[02:51:27] continues

[02:51:28] Minnesota

[02:51:28] Wisconsin

[02:51:29] even if

[02:51:29] Kamala

[02:51:30] even if

[02:51:31] even if

[02:51:32] Kamala

[02:51:32] takes Virginia

[02:51:33] still okay

[02:51:35] Trump actually

[02:51:36] wins by more

[02:51:39] what you fart

[02:51:40] I burped

[02:51:42] out of my

[02:51:42] mouth

[02:51:43] oh

[02:51:46] all right

[02:51:47] so

[02:51:48] she's catching

[02:51:49] up a little

[02:51:55] still counting

[02:52:00] nothing

[02:52:01] safe till

[02:52:01] it's deeply

[02:52:02] colored in

[02:52:04] can't believe

[02:52:04] Jill Stein's

[02:52:05] running

[02:52:06] she just

[02:52:07] doesn't

[02:52:07] stop

[02:52:08] like I'll

[02:52:09] give her

[02:52:09] I'll give

[02:52:10] her an A

[02:52:10] for effort

[02:52:12] well

[02:52:13] Chase

[02:52:14] Oliver

[02:52:15] just

[02:52:15] beat her

[02:52:17] he

[02:52:18] she

[02:52:18] was

[02:52:19] she was

[02:52:19] in lead

[02:52:20] of him

[02:52:21] and then

[02:52:21] Chase

[02:52:22] Oliver

[02:52:22] just

[02:52:23] passed

[02:52:23] her

[02:52:23] yeah

[02:52:24] yeah

[02:52:24] he did

[02:52:25] by

[02:52:26] like

[02:52:27] 400

[02:52:27] some odd

[02:52:28] votes

[02:52:28] but

[02:52:28] supposedly

[02:52:29] Trump

[02:52:30] has

[02:52:30] 44,890,000

[02:52:32] votes

[02:52:33] 44,000

[02:52:33] 39

[02:52:34] yeah

[02:52:35] I don't

[02:52:36] know

[02:52:36] yeah

[02:52:36] my bad

[02:52:36] 39,626

[02:52:38] we're still

[02:52:40] counting

[02:52:40] we're still

[02:52:41] counting

[02:52:42] oh

[02:52:43] and they're

[02:52:43] still going

[02:52:43] up

[02:52:44] 45 mil

[02:52:48] well

[02:52:49] and that's

[02:52:49] the other

[02:52:49] thing too

[02:52:49] because I

[02:52:50] vehemently

[02:52:50] disagree

[02:52:51] on many

[02:52:51] uncertain

[02:52:52] aspects of

[02:52:52] Trump's

[02:52:53] immigration

[02:52:53] policy

[02:52:54] and right

[02:52:54] now

[02:52:55] these days

[02:52:55] it's not so

[02:52:56] much that I

[02:52:56] disagree

[02:52:56] it's just

[02:52:57] that I

[02:52:57] don't know

[02:52:57] because there

[02:52:58] there's a lot

[02:52:59] of things

[02:52:59] that it's

[02:53:00] like he

[02:53:00] said he's

[02:53:01] going to

[02:53:01] do this

[02:53:01] and then

[02:53:01] he's asked

[02:53:02] how and

[02:53:03] he's like

[02:53:04] I'm not

[02:53:04] going to

[02:53:05] answer that

[02:53:05] question

[02:53:05] we're just

[02:53:06] going to

[02:53:06] do

[02:53:06] well what

[02:53:07] are you

[02:53:07] going to

[02:53:07] do

[02:53:08] we're

[02:53:08] going to

[02:53:08] do

[02:53:08] the

[02:53:09] thing

[02:53:10] daily

[02:53:10] wires

[02:53:10] reporting

[02:53:11] 220

[02:53:12] for

[02:53:12] Trump

[02:53:12] and of

[02:53:13] course

[02:53:14] there's

[02:53:14] 108

[02:53:21] yeah

[02:53:21] I'm just

[02:53:22] looking at

[02:53:22] the trends

[02:53:23] and I'm

[02:53:23] still seeing

[02:53:24] a lot

[02:53:24] of red

[02:53:25] so

[02:53:25] where's

[02:53:25] Michigan

[02:53:26] let's see

[02:53:27] what Michigan's

[02:53:27] doing

[02:53:28] yes let's

[02:53:29] see what

[02:53:29] Michigan's

[02:53:30] doing

[02:53:30] 49.5

[02:53:31] 48.8

[02:53:32] yeah but

[02:53:34] 21%

[02:53:34] so

[02:53:35] there's a lot

[02:53:35] of counties

[02:53:36] that haven't

[02:53:36] even submitted

[02:53:37] they keep

[02:53:37] going back

[02:53:37] and forth

[02:53:39] yeah

[02:53:42] Flint

[02:53:43] hey

[02:53:44] Flint

[02:53:44] Michigan

[02:53:45] is red

[02:53:45] is red

[02:53:46] because

[02:53:46] they haven't

[02:53:47] got anything

[02:53:48] done

[02:53:48] also

[02:53:49] so is

[02:53:50] Detroit

[02:53:50] you know

[02:53:51] the funny

[02:53:52] thing is

[02:53:52] didn't

[02:53:52] Trump

[02:53:53] actually

[02:53:53] send

[02:53:54] money

[02:53:54] and aid

[02:53:55] to

[02:53:55] Flint

[02:53:56] Michigan

[02:53:56] to

[02:53:56] have

[02:53:57] their

[02:53:57] water

[02:53:57] fixed

[02:53:58] and

[02:53:58] they

[02:53:58] didn't

[02:53:58] do

[02:53:59] it

[02:53:59] I

[02:53:59] don't

[02:54:00] know

[02:54:00] if

[02:54:00] that's

[02:54:00] true

[02:54:00] or

[02:54:00] I

[02:54:01] think

[02:54:01] that

[02:54:01] was

[02:54:02] I

[02:54:02] know

[02:54:03] that

[02:54:03] Trump

[02:54:03] went to

[02:54:03] East

[02:54:03] Palestine

[02:54:04] Ohio

[02:54:04] but

[02:54:05] I

[02:54:05] think

[02:54:05] you're

[02:54:06] right

[02:54:06] I

[02:54:06] think

[02:54:06] he did

[02:54:06] send

[02:54:07] money

[02:54:07] to

[02:54:07] Michigan

[02:54:07] or

[02:54:08] something

[02:54:11] that's

[02:54:11] a

[02:54:11] good

[02:54:12] question

[02:54:12] I wish

[02:54:13] I could

[02:54:13] remember

[02:54:14] I'm

[02:54:15] looking

[02:54:15] it

[02:54:16] up

[02:54:18] West

[02:54:19] Virginia

[02:54:21] so here's

[02:54:21] some other

[02:54:23] fun state

[02:54:24] facts

[02:54:24] do you

[02:54:24] know

[02:54:24] why

[02:54:25] West

[02:54:25] Virginia

[02:54:25] is

[02:54:26] West

[02:54:26] Virginia

[02:54:28] why

[02:54:29] because

[02:54:29] when

[02:54:30] a lot

[02:54:30] of

[02:54:31] the

[02:54:31] southern

[02:54:31] states

[02:54:31] were

[02:54:32] seceding

[02:54:32] from

[02:54:32] the

[02:54:32] union

[02:54:33] there

[02:54:33] was

[02:54:33] a

[02:54:33] certain

[02:54:33] part

[02:54:34] of

[02:54:34] Virginia

[02:54:35] because

[02:54:35] this

[02:54:35] was all

[02:54:35] one

[02:54:36] state

[02:54:36] at one

[02:54:36] time

[02:54:36] that said

[02:54:37] no

[02:54:38] we're

[02:54:38] not

[02:54:38] seceding

[02:54:38] so they

[02:54:39] actually seceded

[02:54:39] from

[02:54:40] Virginia

[02:54:40] and rejoined

[02:54:41] the union

[02:54:42] and that's

[02:54:42] why to

[02:54:42] this day

[02:54:43] West

[02:54:43] Virginia

[02:54:44] is

[02:54:44] West

[02:54:44] Virginia

[02:54:46] well

[02:54:47] shit

[02:54:48] yeah

[02:54:48] so you

[02:54:49] got a

[02:54:49] Dixie

[02:54:50] one

[02:54:50] and then

[02:54:50] a

[02:54:51] you

[02:54:52] got a

[02:54:52] western

[02:54:52] one

[02:54:52] that's

[02:54:53] cool

[02:54:54] not

[02:54:54] really

[02:54:54] but

[02:54:55] no

[02:54:55] it's

[02:54:56] cool

[02:54:56] it's

[02:54:57] interesting

[02:54:57] story

[02:54:59] I don't

[02:55:00] think

[02:55:00] we'll

[02:55:00] stay up

[02:55:01] till

[02:55:01] it's

[02:55:01] over

[02:55:02] although

[02:55:02] like I

[02:55:03] said

[02:55:03] I think

[02:55:03] we'll

[02:55:03] get a

[02:55:04] pretty

[02:55:04] good

[02:55:04] indication

[02:55:07] yeah

[02:55:09] I'll

[02:55:09] say

[02:55:09] I'm

[02:55:09] about

[02:55:10] cashed

[02:55:19] that

[02:55:20] sounds

[02:55:20] like

[02:55:20] god

[02:55:20] I hate

[02:55:20] the sound

[02:55:21] of my

[02:55:21] own

[02:55:21] voice

[02:55:23] oh

[02:55:23] I

[02:55:23] hate

[02:55:24] it

[02:55:24] so

[02:55:24] much

[02:55:26] well

[02:55:27] she

[02:55:28] said

[02:55:28] she's

[02:55:28] staying

[02:55:28] up

[02:55:30] till

[02:55:30] it's

[02:55:30] over

[02:55:32] I

[02:55:32] don't

[02:55:32] know

[02:55:32] if

[02:55:32] I'll

[02:55:33] be

[02:55:33] on

[02:55:33] much

[02:55:34] longer

[02:55:34] I'm

[02:55:34] already

[02:55:35] bouncing

[02:55:35] around

[02:55:36] this

[02:55:36] chair

[02:55:36] but

[02:55:37] I'm

[02:55:37] gonna

[02:55:38] try

[02:55:38] to

[02:55:38] stay

[02:55:38] for

[02:55:38] as

[02:55:38] long

[02:55:39] as

[02:55:39] I

[02:55:39] can

[02:55:39] Haley

[02:55:40] West

[02:55:40] Virginia

[02:55:44] and

[02:55:44] even

[02:55:44] then

[02:55:47] have

[02:55:47] the

[02:55:47] phone

[02:55:47] on

[02:55:48] my

[02:55:48] hands

[02:55:48] I

[02:55:48] just

[02:55:48] want

[02:55:48] to

[02:55:48] lay

[02:55:49] down

[02:55:50] well

[02:55:51] let's

[02:55:51] uh

[02:55:52] you

[02:55:53] want

[02:55:53] to

[02:55:53] play

[02:55:53] a

[02:55:53] game

[02:55:55] I

[02:55:55] want

[02:55:55] to

[02:55:55] play

[02:55:55] a

[02:55:56] game

[02:55:57] throw

[02:55:57] me

[02:55:57] a

[02:55:58] state

[02:55:58] and

[02:55:58] I

[02:55:58] will

[02:55:59] try

[02:55:59] to

[02:56:17] play

[02:56:18] little

[02:56:18] grand

[02:56:18] charles

[02:56:20] no

[02:56:20] this

[02:56:21] is

[02:56:21] one

[02:56:21] of

[02:56:21] four

[02:56:21] states

[02:56:21] where

[02:56:22] you

[02:56:22] can

[02:56:22] actually

[02:56:22] visit

[02:56:23] the

[02:56:23] they

[02:56:24] call

[02:56:24] it

[02:56:24] the

[02:56:24] four

[02:56:24] corners

[02:56:24] where

[02:56:25] you

[02:56:25] can

[02:56:25] be

[02:56:25] at

[02:56:25] the

[02:56:25] border

[02:56:26] of

[02:56:26] all

[02:56:26] four

[02:56:26] states

[02:56:27] being

[02:56:27] New

[02:56:27] Mexico

[02:56:28] Colorado

[02:56:28] Utah

[02:56:29] and

[02:56:29] Arizona

[02:56:30] and

[02:56:31] there's

[02:56:31] actually

[02:56:31] a

[02:56:31] really

[02:56:47] dude

[02:56:48] that's

[02:56:49] funny

[02:56:49] it's

[02:56:50] it's

[02:56:50] very

[02:56:50] funny

[02:56:50] it's

[02:56:51] a

[02:56:51] very

[02:56:51] funny

[02:56:51] bit

[02:56:53] also

[02:56:53] New

[02:56:54] Mexico

[02:56:54] was

[02:56:54] where

[02:56:55] Breaking

[02:56:55] Bad

[02:56:55] was

[02:56:56] shot

[02:56:56] and

[02:56:57] set

[02:56:57] so

[02:56:57] yeah

[02:56:58] that's

[02:56:59] actually

[02:56:59] what I

[02:56:59] was

[02:56:59] saying

[02:56:59] the

[02:57:00] pizza

[02:57:01] actually

[02:57:02] stayed

[02:57:02] on that

[02:57:03] roof

[02:57:03] for a

[02:57:03] while

[02:57:03] oh no

[02:57:04] the house

[02:57:05] is real

[02:57:05] in Albuquerque

[02:57:06] and apparently

[02:57:07] it became

[02:57:07] a problem

[02:57:07] with people

[02:57:08] showing up

[02:57:08] to this

[02:57:09] poor

[02:57:09] person's

[02:57:09] house

[02:57:10] and

[02:57:10] throwing

[02:57:10] pizzas

[02:57:10] on the

[02:57:11] roof

[02:57:11] oh

[02:57:12] shit

[02:57:12] that's

[02:57:13] funny

[02:57:13] dude

[02:57:14] I

[02:57:14] just

[02:57:14] can you

[02:57:14] just

[02:57:15] live

[02:57:15] near my

[02:57:15] door

[02:57:15] I'd be

[02:57:16] cool

[02:57:16] with that

[02:57:16] for real

[02:57:18] I'm not

[02:57:19] tipping you

[02:57:19] if the pizza

[02:57:20] ends up

[02:57:20] on my

[02:57:20] roof

[02:57:21] you know

[02:57:22] the funny

[02:57:22] thing is

[02:57:22] that pizza

[02:57:23] that he

[02:57:23] got

[02:57:24] looked

[02:57:24] trash

[02:57:24] too

[02:57:25] it did

[02:57:26] I would

[02:57:27] have

[02:57:27] thrown it

[02:57:27] on my

[02:57:28] roof

[02:57:29] man

[02:57:30] I don't

[02:57:30] like

[02:57:31] what's

[02:57:32] his face

[02:57:33] who's

[02:57:34] the guy

[02:57:34] who does

[02:57:34] the pizza

[02:57:34] reviews

[02:57:36] David

[02:57:36] Portnoy

[02:57:37] David

[02:57:37] Portnoy

[02:57:38] I don't

[02:57:39] like his

[02:57:40] political

[02:57:40] views

[02:57:41] because

[02:57:41] he's

[02:57:41] kind

[02:57:42] of a

[02:57:42] simp

[02:57:43] but

[02:57:46] his

[02:57:47] pizza

[02:57:47] reviews

[02:57:47] dude

[02:57:48] I agree

[02:57:48] with him

[02:57:48] on his

[02:57:49] pizza

[02:57:49] reviews

[02:57:49] I don't

[02:57:50] know

[02:57:50] if you've

[02:57:50] seen

[02:57:50] some

[02:57:51] of his

[02:57:51] pizza

[02:57:51] reviews

[02:57:51] and I'm

[02:57:52] like

[02:57:52] dude

[02:57:53] those

[02:57:53] are my

[02:57:54] types

[02:57:54] of pizza

[02:57:54] like thin

[02:57:55] a little

[02:57:56] extra crispy

[02:57:57] you know

[02:57:57] just cheese

[02:57:58] maybe

[02:57:59] I like

[02:57:59] pepperoni

[02:58:00] but you know

[02:58:00] actually people

[02:58:02] in the

[02:58:02] comments

[02:58:02] name a

[02:58:03] state

[02:58:03] and I'll

[02:58:04] tell you

[02:58:04] an interesting

[02:58:04] fact about

[02:58:05] said state

[02:58:06] without

[02:58:06] googling

[02:58:06] if I

[02:58:07] can

[02:58:09] because I

[02:58:09] don't

[02:58:09] I don't

[02:58:10] think I

[02:58:10] know

[02:58:10] I don't

[02:58:11] think I

[02:58:11] know

[02:58:12] no googling

[02:58:14] hands up

[02:58:18] if you

[02:58:18] want to

[02:58:18] know

[02:58:19] just make

[02:58:20] it a little

[02:58:20] bit more

[02:58:21] interesting

[02:58:21] what's the

[02:58:22] gayest

[02:58:22] state

[02:58:25] hang on

[02:58:26] I think

[02:58:26] there is

[02:58:26] actually an

[02:58:27] answer to

[02:58:27] this question

[02:58:27] and I

[02:58:28] don't

[02:58:28] think it's

[02:58:28] the one

[02:58:28] you want

[02:58:29] I don't

[02:58:30] think it's

[02:58:30] the one

[02:58:30] you would

[02:58:30] think

[02:58:31] Michigan

[02:58:32] okay let

[02:58:33] me think

[02:58:33] about

[02:58:33] Michigan

[02:58:51] Michigan

[02:58:53] I'm

[02:58:53] thinking

[02:58:54] I'm

[02:58:54] thinking

[02:58:54] I'm

[02:58:54] thinking

[02:58:54] I'm

[02:58:56] I don't

[02:58:57] know if

[02:58:57] this is a

[02:58:58] fun fact

[02:58:58] or not

[02:58:58] but

[02:58:58] apparently

[02:58:59] Haley can

[02:58:59] verify this

[02:59:00] for some

[02:59:00] reason

[02:59:01] particularly

[02:59:02] the further

[02:59:02] north you

[02:59:03] go

[02:59:03] well actually

[02:59:04] no that's

[02:59:05] not true

[02:59:05] because this

[02:59:05] I found

[02:59:06] this out

[02:59:06] first in

[02:59:07] Traverse

[02:59:07] City

[02:59:08] apparently

[02:59:09] their chain

[02:59:10] restaurants

[02:59:10] and whatnot

[02:59:11] are not as

[02:59:12] plentiful

[02:59:12] there

[02:59:12] but also

[02:59:14] their

[02:59:14] street

[02:59:15] the way

[02:59:16] they name

[02:59:16] streets

[02:59:17] is really

[02:59:17] interesting

[02:59:17] because

[02:59:18] like

[02:59:18] 8 Mile

[02:59:18] for example

[02:59:19] that's

[02:59:19] the name

[02:59:20] of a road

[02:59:20] that separates

[02:59:21] Detroit

[02:59:21] from

[02:59:23] the northern

[02:59:23] suburbs

[02:59:26] so

[02:59:27] that's it

[02:59:28] I don't know

[02:59:28] if that counts

[02:59:29] as an

[02:59:29] interesting fact

[02:59:30] I can keep

[02:59:30] thinking

[02:59:31] if that's

[02:59:31] not sufficient

[02:59:35] Fox

[02:59:36] Poll

[02:59:36] is not

[02:59:37] correct

[02:59:37] Fox

[02:59:37] has

[02:59:38] 205

[02:59:38] for Trump

[02:59:39] and 117

[02:59:40] for Kamala

[02:59:41] actually

[02:59:41] I think

[02:59:42] it's

[02:59:43] probably

[02:59:43] closer

[02:59:44] than

[02:59:44] what

[02:59:45] Daily

[02:59:46] Wires

[02:59:47] reporting

[02:59:47] yeah

[02:59:48] probably

[02:59:50] oh

[02:59:51] so

[02:59:52] there is

[02:59:52] a fun

[02:59:52] fact

[02:59:52] about

[02:59:53] Michigan

[02:59:53] I forget

[02:59:54] he has

[02:59:54] 198

[02:59:54] for

[02:59:55] Trump

[02:59:55] so

[02:59:56] there

[02:59:57] there

[02:59:57] is

[02:59:57] a

[02:59:57] there

[02:59:58] is

[02:59:58] a

[02:59:59] wildlife

[02:59:59] raptor

[03:00:00] rescue

[03:00:01] just

[03:00:01] outside

[03:00:02] of Grand

[03:00:02] Rapids

[03:00:03] that is

[03:00:03] super

[03:00:03] cheap

[03:00:04] to go

[03:00:04] to

[03:00:04] but

[03:00:04] it

[03:00:05] is

[03:00:05] amazing

[03:00:05] you

[03:00:06] get

[03:00:06] I mean

[03:00:07] obviously

[03:00:08] without

[03:00:08] being

[03:00:08] dangerous

[03:00:09] right

[03:00:09] I

[03:00:10] think

[03:00:10] it's

[03:00:11] called

[03:00:11] the

[03:00:11] Michigan

[03:00:11] Raptor

[03:00:12] Center

[03:00:12] or something

[03:00:13] but you

[03:00:14] can get

[03:00:14] really close

[03:00:15] to like

[03:00:15] various species

[03:00:16] of owl

[03:00:16] and birds

[03:00:17] of prey

[03:00:17] and it's

[03:00:17] a really

[03:00:18] cool place

[03:00:18] and it's

[03:00:19] super cheap

[03:00:19] I highly

[03:00:20] recommend it

[03:00:31] what is true

[03:00:32] Haley

[03:00:36] oh good

[03:00:36] enough

[03:00:37] so okay

[03:00:38] you got

[03:00:38] three bonus

[03:00:39] facts

[03:00:40] but yeah

[03:00:40] that

[03:00:43] Shawin

[03:00:44] you do

[03:00:44] you are

[03:00:44] politically

[03:00:46] you just

[03:00:46] don't say

[03:00:47] anything

[03:00:50] I guess

[03:00:51] I guess

[03:00:51] that kind

[03:00:52] of

[03:00:52] discounts

[03:00:52] politics

[03:00:52] doesn't

[03:00:53] it

[03:00:55] because we

[03:00:55] know

[03:00:55] you're

[03:00:55] voting

[03:00:56] for

[03:00:56] drunk

[03:00:56] motherfucker

[03:01:01] I've

[03:01:01] been

[03:01:02] you know

[03:01:03] the funny

[03:01:03] thing is

[03:01:03] until I

[03:01:04] asked him

[03:01:05] I still

[03:01:05] couldn't

[03:01:06] pronounce

[03:01:06] his name

[03:01:07] and I

[03:01:07] was like

[03:01:07] oh

[03:01:07] Shawin

[03:01:08] okay

[03:01:13] go where

[03:01:14] I wasn't

[03:01:18] paying

[03:01:18] attention

[03:01:18] to y'all

[03:01:18] conversation

[03:01:19] so

[03:01:20] that's

[03:01:21] really

[03:01:21] funny

[03:01:21] Nick

[03:01:22] because

[03:01:23] just a

[03:01:23] few

[03:01:23] days

[03:01:23] ago

[03:01:24] I

[03:01:24] watched

[03:01:24] Jay

[03:01:24] and

[03:01:24] Silent

[03:01:24] Bob

[03:01:30] after

[03:01:30] rescue

[03:01:31] oh

[03:01:31] Michigan

[03:01:31] just

[03:01:32] flipped

[03:01:32] red

[03:01:32] for the

[03:01:33] moment

[03:01:35] yeah

[03:01:36] it's

[03:01:36] really

[03:01:36] cool

[03:01:36] I

[03:01:37] remember

[03:01:37] I

[03:01:38] think

[03:01:38] I

[03:01:38] had

[03:01:39] a

[03:01:39] video

[03:01:39] I

[03:01:39] don't

[03:01:39] have

[03:01:39] it

[03:01:39] anymore

[03:01:40] it was

[03:01:41] the

[03:01:41] first

[03:01:41] time

[03:01:41] I'd

[03:01:41] actually

[03:01:42] heard

[03:01:42] what

[03:01:43] a

[03:01:43] screech

[03:01:43] owl

[03:01:43] sounds

[03:01:44] like

[03:01:44] and

[03:01:44] it's

[03:01:44] so

[03:01:45] cute

[03:01:45] it's

[03:01:46] a

[03:01:46] little

[03:01:46] pissed

[03:01:47] off

[03:01:47] bird

[03:01:47] it's

[03:01:47] hilarious

[03:01:48] and

[03:01:54] I

[03:01:54] believe

[03:01:55] I

[03:01:55] know

[03:01:55] they've

[03:01:55] got

[03:01:55] a

[03:01:55] barn

[03:01:56] owl

[03:01:56] I

[03:01:57] think

[03:01:57] they

[03:01:57] have

[03:01:57] a

[03:01:57] snowy

[03:01:57] owl

[03:01:58] I'm

[03:01:58] pretty

[03:01:58] sure

[03:01:58] if

[03:01:58] I

[03:01:58] remember

[03:01:59] correctly

[03:02:00] also

[03:02:01] didn't

[03:02:01] realize

[03:02:01] it was

[03:02:06] the

[03:02:06] first

[03:02:06] time

[03:02:06] I'd

[03:02:06] seen

[03:02:07] a

[03:02:07] great

[03:02:07] horned

[03:02:07] owl

[03:02:08] up

[03:02:08] close

[03:02:08] those

[03:02:08] motherfuckers

[03:02:09] are

[03:02:09] big

[03:02:10] dude

[03:02:12] the

[03:02:12] only

[03:02:12] flightless

[03:02:13] bird

[03:02:13] man

[03:02:14] not

[03:02:14] that

[03:02:15] specific

[03:02:15] owl

[03:02:16] but

[03:02:24] that's

[03:02:25] hilarious

[03:02:25] shawlin

[03:02:26] said

[03:02:26] I

[03:02:26] don't

[03:02:26] give

[03:02:27] a

[03:02:27] who

[03:02:28] because

[03:02:28] the

[03:02:29] thing

[03:02:29] is

[03:02:29] there's

[03:02:29] a

[03:02:29] delay

[03:02:30] that

[03:02:30] was

[03:02:30] perfect

[03:02:31] timing

[03:02:31] that

[03:02:31] was

[03:02:32] but

[03:02:32] no

[03:02:32] owls

[03:02:33] do

[03:02:34] not

[03:02:34] make

[03:02:34] much

[03:02:35] if

[03:02:36] any

[03:02:36] noise

[03:02:36] when

[03:02:36] they

[03:02:36] fly

[03:02:37] it's

[03:02:37] the

[03:02:37] feathers

[03:02:39] they

[03:02:39] have

[03:02:39] a

[03:02:39] it's

[03:02:40] so

[03:02:40] cool

[03:02:40] and

[03:02:41] on

[03:02:41] top

[03:02:41] of

[03:02:41] there

[03:02:41] are

[03:02:42] crazy

[03:02:42] predators

[03:02:45] that's

[03:02:45] why

[03:02:45] they

[03:02:45] were

[03:02:45] so

[03:02:45] scary

[03:02:46] do

[03:02:46] you

[03:02:46] remember

[03:02:46] a

[03:02:47] movie

[03:02:47] called

[03:02:48] it

[03:02:48] was

[03:02:48] a

[03:02:48] cartoon

[03:02:49] movie

[03:02:49] back

[03:02:49] in the

[03:02:49] day

[03:02:49] called

[03:02:50] rockadoodledoo

[03:02:51] yeah

[03:02:51] I do

[03:02:53] I don't

[03:02:53] know

[03:02:53] if I

[03:02:54] made you

[03:02:54] watch

[03:02:54] it

[03:03:13] it's

[03:03:13] kind

[03:03:13] of

[03:03:13] like

[03:03:13] goku

[03:03:13] going

[03:03:14] kaoken

[03:03:14] if

[03:03:14] you

[03:03:14] think

[03:03:14] about

[03:03:15] it

[03:03:15] kaoken

[03:03:19] yeah

[03:03:21] unlike

[03:03:21] geese

[03:03:22] they

[03:03:22] come

[03:03:22] in

[03:03:22] hot

[03:03:26] rockadoodle

[03:03:26] is a

[03:03:26] classic

[03:03:27] it is

[03:03:27] classic

[03:03:29] because

[03:03:29] it's

[03:03:30] a

[03:03:30] chicken

[03:03:30] it's

[03:03:31] the

[03:03:31] chicken

[03:03:31] in

[03:03:31] black

[03:03:32] you

[03:03:32] know

[03:03:32] root

[03:03:32] you

[03:03:32] know

[03:03:33] what

[03:03:33] if

[03:03:33] you

[03:03:33] when

[03:03:34] did

[03:03:34] rockadoodle

[03:03:34] come

[03:03:47] 91

[03:03:47] okay

[03:03:48] so

[03:03:49] I may

[03:03:50] have

[03:03:50] seen

[03:03:50] it

[03:03:50] in

[03:03:50] 93

[03:03:52] chicken

[03:03:52] in

[03:03:53] black

[03:03:55] by

[03:03:55] johnny

[03:03:56] cash

[03:03:56] let me

[03:03:57] let me

[03:03:57] see

[03:03:57] when

[03:03:57] that

[03:03:57] well

[03:03:58] of

[03:03:58] course

[03:03:58] that

[03:03:58] came

[03:03:58] out

[03:03:58] first

[03:04:00] I

[03:04:00] know

[03:04:00] but

[03:04:00] I'm

[03:04:01] just

[03:04:01] saying

[03:04:01] like

[03:04:03] they

[03:04:03] literally

[03:04:04] okay

[03:04:04] can I

[03:04:04] get a

[03:04:05] year

[03:04:05] 1984

[03:04:05] so

[03:04:06] honestly

[03:04:07] that movie

[03:04:08] like

[03:04:09] that's

[03:04:09] I

[03:04:10] know

[03:04:10] it's

[03:04:10] more

[03:04:10] Elvis

[03:04:11] but

[03:04:11] I

[03:04:12] know

[03:04:12] it's

[03:04:12] Elvis

[03:04:12] but

[03:04:13] I'm

[03:04:13] saying

[03:04:13] like

[03:04:13] yeah

[03:04:14] that

[03:04:14] is

[03:04:14] for

[03:04:15] chicken

[03:04:15] in

[03:04:15] black

[03:04:15] because

[03:04:16] he's

[03:04:16] a

[03:04:16] rooster

[03:04:16] that

[03:04:17] is

[03:04:17] the

[03:04:17] premise

[03:04:18] of

[03:04:18] rockadoodle

[03:04:18] though

[03:04:18] is

[03:04:19] if

[03:04:19] Elvis

[03:04:19] were

[03:04:19] a

[03:04:19] chicken

[03:04:21] yeah

[03:04:22] but

[03:04:22] honestly

[03:04:23] the

[03:04:23] chicken

[03:04:23] in

[03:04:23] black

[03:04:23] so

[03:04:24] much

[03:04:24] better

[03:04:26] for

[03:04:26] two

[03:04:26] long

[03:04:27] years

[03:04:27] my

[03:04:27] head

[03:04:28] hurt

[03:04:28] bad

[03:04:32] the

[03:04:33] state

[03:04:33] fun

[03:04:33] facts

[03:04:34] game

[03:04:34] still

[03:04:35] stands

[03:04:35] just

[03:04:36] letting

[03:04:36] everyone

[03:04:36] know

[03:04:36] who

[03:04:37] may

[03:04:37] have

[03:04:37] joined

[03:04:39] throw

[03:04:39] out

[03:04:39] a

[03:04:39] name

[03:04:40] of

[03:04:40] a

[03:04:40] state

[03:04:40] and

[03:04:40] we'll

[03:04:41] look

[03:04:41] at

[03:04:41] the

[03:04:41] we'll

[03:04:41] look

[03:04:42] at

[03:04:42] the

[03:04:42] election

[03:04:42] stats

[03:04:42] and

[03:04:43] I'll

[03:04:43] share

[03:04:43] at least

[03:04:43] one

[03:04:44] fun

[03:04:44] fact

[03:04:44] about

[03:04:44] said

[03:04:45] state

[03:04:45] if

[03:04:46] I

[03:04:46] can

[03:04:47] come

[03:04:57] on

[03:04:58] people

[03:04:58] tell

[03:04:59] I

[03:05:16] three

[03:05:17] and

[03:05:17] forty

[03:05:17] four

[03:05:17] yeah

[03:05:17] that's

[03:05:18] that's

[03:05:18] that's

[03:05:18] which

[03:05:19] again

[03:05:19] that

[03:05:19] was

[03:05:20] that

[03:05:20] was

[03:05:20] in

[03:05:20] the

[03:05:20] prediction

[03:05:21] so

[03:05:21] yeah

[03:05:22] but

[03:05:22] it's

[03:05:22] only

[03:05:23] five

[03:05:23] electoral

[03:05:23] votes

[03:05:23] so

[03:05:24] no

[03:05:24] big

[03:05:24] deal

[03:05:26] it's

[03:05:26] not

[03:05:27] like

[03:05:27] it's

[03:05:27] Mexico

[03:05:27] okay

[03:05:29] Georgia

[03:05:29] still

[03:05:30] 51

[03:05:30] and

[03:05:30] 48

[03:05:31] with

[03:05:31] 88

[03:05:31] percent

[03:05:32] I'd

[03:05:32] say

[03:05:32] that's

[03:05:32] pretty

[03:05:33] safe

[03:05:33] to

[03:05:46] oh

[03:05:47] New

[03:05:47] York

[03:05:48] oh

[03:05:49] New

[03:05:49] York

[03:05:49] is

[03:05:49] strong

[03:05:49] blue

[03:05:50] those

[03:05:50] squirrel

[03:05:50] killing

[03:05:51] bastards

[03:05:51] Vermont

[03:05:52] you know

[03:05:53] I've got

[03:05:53] a second

[03:05:54] house

[03:05:54] and

[03:05:55] everyone

[03:05:56] out here

[03:05:56] has a

[03:05:56] second

[03:05:57] house

[03:05:57] because

[03:05:57] we're

[03:05:58] rich

[03:05:58] and it

[03:05:58] goes

[03:05:59] a lot

[03:05:59] of

[03:05:59] the

[03:05:59] month

[03:06:00] and

[03:06:00] all

[03:06:01] the

[03:06:02] billionaires

[03:06:02] live

[03:06:03] outside

[03:06:03] but

[03:06:04] I

[03:06:05] don't

[03:06:05] know

[03:06:05] what

[03:06:05] that

[03:06:05] lapsed

[03:06:06] into

[03:06:06] Christopher

[03:06:06] walking

[03:06:07] for a

[03:06:07] second

[03:06:07] it's

[03:06:07] like

[03:06:07] all

[03:06:08] the

[03:06:08] billionaires

[03:06:09] live

[03:06:10] outside

[03:06:12] what's

[03:06:12] my

[03:06:13] favorite

[03:06:13] movie

[03:06:13] fun

[03:06:16] fact

[03:06:17] there's

[03:06:17] more

[03:06:17] than

[03:06:18] corn

[03:06:18] in

[03:06:18] Indiana

[03:06:18] there's

[03:06:19] beans

[03:06:19] that is

[03:06:19] true

[03:06:20] in fact

[03:06:21] some

[03:06:21] years

[03:06:21] beans

[03:06:21] out

[03:06:22] crop

[03:06:24] they grow

[03:06:25] more beans

[03:06:25] than

[03:06:25] corn

[03:06:25] soybeans

[03:06:28] we love

[03:06:29] glyphosate

[03:06:30] here

[03:06:30] in

[03:06:31] Indiana

[03:06:31] we love

[03:06:33] chemicals

[03:06:33] in our

[03:06:34] food

[03:06:37] this is

[03:06:38] off topic

[03:06:39] but I was

[03:06:39] just taking

[03:06:40] a break

[03:06:40] looking at

[03:06:40] Instagram

[03:06:41] and it

[03:06:41] was

[03:06:42] just to

[03:06:43] announce

[03:06:43] via

[03:06:44] People

[03:06:44] Magazine

[03:06:44] that

[03:06:45] Biden's

[03:06:45] granddaughter

[03:06:45] is

[03:06:46] pregnant

[03:06:46] with

[03:06:46] her

[03:06:46] first

[03:06:46] child

[03:06:47] I

[03:06:47] wonder

[03:06:47] if

[03:06:47] it's

[03:06:47] Biden's

[03:06:48] oh

[03:06:49] come

[03:06:49] on

[03:06:50] I

[03:06:51] I'm

[03:06:51] just

[03:06:52] obviously

[03:06:52] it's a

[03:06:52] horrible

[03:06:53] joke

[03:06:53] he sniffed

[03:06:54] her

[03:06:54] he didn't

[03:06:54] fuck

[03:06:55] her

[03:06:55] but

[03:06:55] she's

[03:06:56] a

[03:06:56] granddaughter

[03:06:56] so

[03:06:57] I

[03:06:57] mean

[03:06:57] his

[03:06:58] granddaughter

[03:06:59] is

[03:06:59] pregnant

[03:07:00] pregnant

[03:07:01] with

[03:07:01] her

[03:07:01] first

[03:07:01] child

[03:07:02] I

[03:07:02] mean

[03:07:02] yeah

[03:07:02] that's

[03:07:03] I

[03:07:03] mean

[03:07:03] congratulations

[03:07:04] yeah

[03:07:05] absolutely

[03:07:06] I don't

[03:07:06] know who

[03:07:06] the hell

[03:07:07] you are

[03:07:07] but

[03:07:07] congratulations

[03:07:08] it's

[03:07:09] Mrs.

[03:07:09] is

[03:07:10] formerly

[03:07:10] Biden

[03:07:11] I

[03:07:11] presume

[03:07:12] she's

[03:07:12] married

[03:07:13] electric

[03:07:15] monkey

[03:07:15] 18

[03:07:15] asked

[03:07:16] what

[03:07:16] our

[03:07:17] favorite

[03:07:17] movies

[03:07:18] are

[03:07:18] oh

[03:07:19] shit

[03:07:20] mine's

[03:07:22] Casablanca

[03:07:22] with

[03:07:24] I

[03:07:24] go

[03:07:25] back

[03:07:25] and

[03:07:25] forth

[03:07:25] between

[03:07:25] Casablanca

[03:07:26] and

[03:07:26] Back

[03:07:26] to

[03:07:26] the

[03:07:26] future

[03:07:29] we'll

[03:07:29] see

[03:07:29] that

[03:07:30] that's

[03:07:30] the

[03:07:30] thing

[03:07:30] I've

[03:07:31] got

[03:07:31] I've

[03:07:31] got

[03:07:31] categories

[03:07:32] because

[03:07:32] I've

[03:07:32] seen

[03:07:33] so

[03:07:33] many

[03:07:33] damn

[03:07:33] movies

[03:07:33] I've

[03:07:34] got

[03:07:34] I've

[03:07:34] got

[03:07:34] like

[03:07:35] a

[03:07:55] what

[03:07:55] dreams

[03:07:56] may

[03:07:56] come

[03:07:56] with

[03:07:57] that's

[03:07:58] a great

[03:07:58] movie

[03:07:59] it took

[03:08:00] me a

[03:08:00] while to

[03:08:00] appreciate

[03:08:01] that one

[03:08:01] it's a

[03:08:02] very good

[03:08:02] movie

[03:08:03] when I

[03:08:04] saw it

[03:08:04] the first

[03:08:04] time

[03:08:05] I wasn't

[03:08:05] used to

[03:08:05] seeing

[03:08:05] Robin

[03:08:06] Williams

[03:08:06] and

[03:08:06] Downer

[03:08:07] movies

[03:08:07] but

[03:08:08] Donnie

[03:08:09] Darko

[03:08:10] yeah

[03:08:11] yeah

[03:08:11] what's

[03:08:12] your favorite

[03:08:14] movie

[03:08:15] Electric

[03:08:15] Monkey

[03:08:16] and why

[03:08:17] is it

[03:08:17] the

[03:08:18] Batman

[03:08:20] I'm

[03:08:20] Shawshank

[03:08:21] Redemption

[03:08:21] is what

[03:08:21] my

[03:08:22] family

[03:08:22] unions

[03:08:22] are called

[03:08:26] Shawshank

[03:08:27] I just

[03:08:28] put two

[03:08:29] and two

[03:08:29] together

[03:08:29] man

[03:08:29] like

[03:08:30] I was

[03:08:30] laughing

[03:08:31] at it

[03:08:31] because

[03:08:31] I thought

[03:08:32] I knew

[03:08:32] it was

[03:08:32] funny

[03:08:32] but then

[03:08:33] it

[03:08:33] clicked

[03:08:34] I can't

[03:08:35] make it

[03:08:35] on the

[03:08:37] outside

[03:08:37] holy shit

[03:08:38] we flipped

[03:08:39] red

[03:08:40] yeah

[03:08:40] but

[03:08:40] you may

[03:08:41] have

[03:08:41] flipped

[03:08:41] red

[03:08:42] but

[03:08:43] it's

[03:08:44] only

[03:08:44] 24%

[03:08:45] reporting

[03:08:45] and

[03:08:47] 49.6

[03:08:48] for

[03:08:48] Trump

[03:08:49] and then

[03:08:49] 48.6

[03:08:50] for Kamala

[03:08:51] so with

[03:08:51] 24%

[03:08:52] reporting

[03:08:53] honestly

[03:08:54] you guys

[03:08:54] have

[03:08:56] you guys

[03:08:56] are going

[03:08:57] to be

[03:08:57] back and

[03:08:57] forth

[03:08:57] until

[03:08:57] you're

[03:08:58] at least

[03:08:58] 60%

[03:08:58] and then

[03:08:59] we'll get

[03:09:00] an idea

[03:09:00] of where

[03:09:00] we're

[03:09:00] going to

[03:09:01] go

[03:09:01] versus

[03:09:02] like I

[03:09:02] said

[03:09:02] unless

[03:09:03] we have

[03:09:03] the

[03:09:03] 3am

[03:09:04] bump

[03:09:04] like

[03:09:05] we did

[03:09:05] in

[03:09:06] 2020

[03:09:06] which

[03:09:06] I don't

[03:09:07] think

[03:09:07] we will

[03:09:08] but

[03:09:09] you never

[03:09:09] know

[03:09:09] right

[03:09:10] well

[03:09:11] the thing

[03:09:11] is

[03:09:11] even

[03:09:12] so

[03:09:12] they

[03:09:12] probably

[03:09:13] have

[03:09:14] things

[03:09:14] like

[03:09:14] the

[03:09:15] mail-in

[03:09:15] ballots

[03:09:15] were

[03:09:15] new

[03:09:22] more

[03:09:23] together

[03:09:23] this

[03:09:23] time

[03:09:24] I would

[03:09:24] hope

[03:09:24] so

[03:09:24] but

[03:09:25] we'll

[03:09:25] see

[03:09:26] the

[03:09:27] shutout

[03:09:27] is

[03:09:27] going

[03:09:27] to

[03:09:27] come

[03:09:28] down

[03:09:28] to

[03:09:28] the

[03:09:28] wire

[03:09:28] I mean

[03:09:29] yeah

[03:09:29] probably

[03:09:29] I just

[03:09:30] want to

[03:09:31] know

[03:09:31] my concern

[03:09:32] with Michigan

[03:09:33] I want

[03:09:33] Marquette

[03:09:34] to go red

[03:09:35] I don't

[03:09:35] know why

[03:09:35] I just

[03:09:36] like the

[03:09:36] name

[03:09:37] I guess

[03:09:37] never

[03:09:37] been

[03:09:37] to

[03:09:38] Marquette

[03:09:39] but

[03:09:40] I just

[03:09:40] feel like

[03:09:41] they should

[03:09:41] vote for

[03:09:41] Trump

[03:09:42] for some

[03:09:42] reason

[03:09:42] and it

[03:09:43] is noteworthy

[03:09:44] that Detroit

[03:09:45] is

[03:09:46] pulling

[03:09:46] they haven't

[03:09:47] finished

[03:09:47] counting

[03:09:47] obviously

[03:09:48] but they're

[03:09:48] leaning

[03:09:50] they're

[03:09:51] leaning

[03:09:51] are they

[03:09:52] leaning

[03:09:56] 210

[03:09:58] I just

[03:09:59] noticed

[03:09:59] that

[03:09:59] holy

[03:10:00] shit

[03:10:02] 210

[03:10:02] 112

[03:10:03] oh

[03:10:04] shit

[03:10:04] he's only

[03:10:06] he's only

[03:10:07] 60

[03:10:07] 60

[03:10:08] mole

[03:10:08] Oregon

[03:10:09] backed

[03:10:10] out

[03:10:10] yeah

[03:10:11] well

[03:10:12] I think

[03:10:12] they

[03:10:12] prematurely

[03:10:13] because

[03:10:13] they don't

[03:10:14] even have

[03:10:14] results

[03:10:14] yet

[03:10:15] so

[03:10:15] I think

[03:10:15] somebody

[03:10:16] premature

[03:10:17] erection

[03:10:18] premature

[03:10:19] calculation

[03:10:21] no

[03:10:22] premature

[03:10:23] erection

[03:10:24] oh

[03:10:25] yes

[03:10:26] Mr.

[03:10:26] President

[03:10:26] the erection

[03:10:27] results are

[03:10:28] in

[03:10:28] dude

[03:10:29] my gosh

[03:10:30] that shit

[03:10:31] was funny

[03:10:48] man

[03:10:49] oh

[03:10:54] but

[03:10:55] oh my

[03:10:56] gosh

[03:10:56] don't do

[03:10:57] that

[03:10:57] that's

[03:10:58] gonna be

[03:10:58] stuck

[03:10:58] in my

[03:10:58] head

[03:10:58] all

[03:10:58] day

[03:10:59] all

[03:10:59] night

[03:11:00] our

[03:11:01] new

[03:11:01] friend

[03:11:01] electric

[03:11:02] monkey

[03:11:05] says

[03:11:06] he

[03:11:06] enjoyed

[03:11:07] he

[03:11:07] really

[03:11:07] liked

[03:11:08] beetle

[03:11:08] juice

[03:11:08] beetle

[03:11:08] juice

[03:11:09] this

[03:11:09] year

[03:11:10] I

[03:11:10] haven't

[03:11:10] seen

[03:11:11] that

[03:11:11] yet

[03:11:11] I

[03:11:11] got

[03:11:12] like

[03:11:12] 100

[03:11:12] credits

[03:11:13] for

[03:11:13] movie

[03:11:13] pass

[03:11:14] so

[03:11:14] I'm

[03:11:14] gonna

[03:11:14] go

[03:11:15] watch

[03:11:15] movie

[03:11:16] or

[03:11:16] two

[03:11:16] and

[03:11:16] I

[03:11:16] was

[03:11:17] thinking

[03:11:17] about

[03:11:17] watching

[03:11:17] that

[03:11:17] but I

[03:11:18] really

[03:11:18] want

[03:11:18] to

[03:11:18] watch

[03:11:20] the

[03:11:21] Venom

[03:11:22] movie

[03:11:22] the new

[03:11:22] Venom

[03:11:23] movie

[03:11:23] I don't

[03:11:23] know

[03:11:23] if it's

[03:11:24] yeah

[03:11:25] I've

[03:11:25] heard

[03:11:25] mixed

[03:11:26] reviews

[03:11:26] but

[03:11:26] I

[03:11:27] don't

[03:11:27] care

[03:11:27] I

[03:11:27] just

[03:11:28] go

[03:11:28] and

[03:11:28] watch

[03:11:28] it

[03:11:28] myself

[03:11:29] like

[03:11:30] everybody

[03:11:30] is

[03:11:30] like

[03:11:31] watch

[03:11:31] the

[03:11:31] review

[03:11:31] I'm

[03:11:32] like

[03:11:33] I'm

[03:11:33] review

[03:11:35] yeah

[03:11:36] what's

[03:11:45] RFK

[03:11:45] doing

[03:11:46] in

[03:11:46] Michigan

[03:11:46] though

[03:11:54] Robert

[03:11:55] F

[03:11:55] Kennedy

[03:11:57] 66

[03:11:57] 83

[03:11:58] .5%

[03:11:59] of the

[03:11:59] vote

[03:12:00] he's

[03:12:00] being

[03:12:00] beaten

[03:12:00] by

[03:12:00] Jill

[03:12:01] Stein

[03:12:01] oh

[03:12:03] wow

[03:12:04] Michigan's

[03:12:05] got a lot

[03:12:05] of

[03:12:05] candidates

[03:12:05] so we

[03:12:06] got

[03:12:06] Trump

[03:12:06] Kamala

[03:12:07] Jill

[03:12:07] Stein

[03:12:07] Robert

[03:12:08] Kennedy

[03:12:08] Chase

[03:12:08] Oliver

[03:12:09] Randall

[03:12:09] Terry

[03:12:09] of the

[03:12:10] Constitution

[03:12:10] Party

[03:12:11] Cornell

[03:12:11] West

[03:12:12] and

[03:12:13] Joseph

[03:12:17] Kishor

[03:12:19] Kishor

[03:12:20] because

[03:12:21] 529

[03:12:23] people

[03:12:24] voted

[03:12:24] for

[03:12:24] so

[03:12:25] far

[03:12:25] I

[03:12:26] bet

[03:12:26] Kishor

[03:12:26] has

[03:12:27] got

[03:12:27] a

[03:12:27] great

[03:12:27] plan

[03:12:27] I

[03:12:28] would

[03:12:28] like

[03:12:28] to

[03:12:29] hear

[03:12:29] this

[03:12:29] plan

[03:12:30] Haley

[03:12:31] don't

[03:12:31] worry

[03:12:31] if

[03:12:31] you

[03:12:31] guys

[03:12:32] turn

[03:12:32] red

[03:12:32] you'll

[03:12:32] be

[03:12:32] safe

[03:12:33] I

[03:12:33] promise

[03:12:33] you

[03:12:34] whoever

[03:12:35] whoever

[03:12:35] might

[03:12:36] actually

[03:12:36] get your

[03:12:36] water

[03:12:37] problems

[03:12:37] fixed

[03:12:37] whoever

[03:12:38] subscribed

[03:12:38] thank

[03:12:39] you

[03:12:39] I

[03:12:40] haven't

[03:12:41] seen

[03:12:41] well

[03:12:41] let's

[03:12:41] call

[03:12:42] him

[03:12:42] out

[03:12:42] find

[03:12:42] out

[03:12:43] actually

[03:12:44] no

[03:12:44] that's

[03:12:44] just

[03:12:45] who

[03:12:45] subscribed

[03:12:46] damn

[03:12:46] you

[03:12:47] I

[03:12:48] haven't

[03:12:48] seen

[03:12:49] Beetlejuice

[03:12:49] Beetlejuice

[03:12:50] I

[03:12:50] should

[03:12:50] have

[03:12:51] I

[03:12:52] just

[03:12:52] was

[03:12:52] too

[03:12:53] busy

[03:12:53] to be

[03:12:53] able

[03:12:53] to

[03:12:53] go

[03:12:54] see

[03:12:54] it

[03:12:54] maybe

[03:12:54] next

[03:12:54] year

[03:12:55] yeah

[03:12:56] she's

[03:12:56] podcasting

[03:12:57] she's

[03:12:57] got

[03:12:57] no

[03:12:58] next

[03:12:58] year

[03:12:58] doesn't

[03:12:59] have

[03:12:59] spare

[03:12:59] time

[03:13:01] oh

[03:13:01] dude

[03:13:01] they

[03:13:02] put

[03:13:02] somebody

[03:13:03] put

[03:13:03] Deadpool

[03:13:04] versus

[03:13:04] Wolverine

[03:13:05] or

[03:13:05] not

[03:13:05] Deadpool

[03:13:06] and

[03:13:06] Wolverine

[03:13:07] on

[03:13:07] YouTube

[03:13:08] hey

[03:13:08] you

[03:13:09] got

[03:13:09] a new

[03:13:09] subscriber

[03:13:14] congratulations

[03:13:15] I don't

[03:13:16] know when

[03:13:16] that

[03:13:16] happened

[03:13:16] I just

[03:13:17] happened

[03:13:17] to be

[03:13:17] looking

[03:13:17] at the

[03:13:18] numbers

[03:13:23] sorry

[03:13:23] I wasn't

[03:13:24] supposed

[03:13:24] to do

[03:13:25] that

[03:13:31] dear

[03:13:31] chasey

[03:13:32] lane

[03:13:36] do

[03:13:43] we

[03:13:44] have

[03:13:44] any

[03:13:45] Latinos

[03:13:45] for

[03:13:46] Trump

[03:13:46] other

[03:13:46] than

[03:13:46] Max

[03:13:47] any

[03:13:47] Latinos

[03:13:48] for

[03:13:48] Trump

[03:13:48] in

[03:13:49] the

[03:13:49] comments

[03:13:50] section

[03:13:50] or

[03:13:51] even

[03:13:51] if

[03:13:51] you're

[03:13:52] voting

[03:13:52] for

[03:13:52] Kamala

[03:13:56] I've

[03:13:56] been

[03:13:56] trying

[03:13:57] to

[03:13:57] decipher

[03:13:58] the

[03:13:58] narrative

[03:13:58] about

[03:13:59] the

[03:13:59] Latino

[03:13:59] voting

[03:14:00] block

[03:14:03] I'm

[03:14:04] going

[03:14:04] to

[03:14:04] watch

[03:14:04] Joker

[03:14:04] 2

[03:14:05] doing

[03:14:05] a

[03:14:05] it

[03:14:07] was

[03:14:08] I

[03:14:08] did

[03:14:09] not

[03:14:09] enjoy

[03:14:09] that

[03:14:09] movie

[03:14:10] and

[03:14:10] I

[03:14:10] love

[03:14:11] the

[03:14:11] first

[03:14:11] one

[03:14:11] one

[03:14:14] of

[03:14:15] your

[03:14:15] friends

[03:14:15] didn't

[03:14:15] sub

[03:14:16] until

[03:14:16] yesterday

[03:14:16] is

[03:14:17] that

[03:14:17] really

[03:14:18] a

[03:14:18] friend

[03:14:21] I

[03:14:21] think

[03:14:21] not

[03:14:23] maybe

[03:14:24] it's

[03:14:24] a

[03:14:24] true

[03:14:24] blue

[03:14:25] friend

[03:14:27] so

[03:14:30] I

[03:14:31] find

[03:14:31] I

[03:14:31] just

[03:14:31] which

[03:14:32] again

[03:14:32] it's

[03:14:32] far

[03:14:33] too

[03:14:33] early

[03:14:33] to

[03:14:33] tell

[03:14:33] but

[03:14:44] I

[03:14:45] close

[03:14:45] and

[03:14:46] Minnesota

[03:14:46] is

[03:14:47] not

[03:14:48] close

[03:14:48] at

[03:14:48] all

[03:14:48] but

[03:14:48] it's

[03:14:49] also

[03:14:49] only

[03:14:49] 5%

[03:14:50] so

[03:14:50] obviously

[03:14:51] it's

[03:14:51] no

[03:14:54] surprise

[03:14:55] to

[03:14:55] anyone

[03:14:55] but

[03:14:56] Florida

[03:14:57] was

[03:14:57] the

[03:14:57] first

[03:14:57] one

[03:14:57] to

[03:14:57] report

[03:14:59] done

[03:14:59] well

[03:15:00] 97%

[03:15:01] so

[03:15:01] they

[03:15:01] got

[03:15:02] that

[03:15:02] shit

[03:15:02] streamlined

[03:15:03] down

[03:15:03] there

[03:15:04] Indiana

[03:15:05] is

[03:15:05] 81%

[03:15:06] how

[03:15:07] is

[03:15:07] Indiana

[03:15:07] only

[03:15:07] 81%

[03:15:08] like

[03:15:08] how

[03:15:08] is

[03:15:08] Florida

[03:15:09] there's

[03:15:09] probably

[03:15:10] some

[03:15:10] pretty

[03:15:10] rural

[03:15:12] areas

[03:15:12] although

[03:15:13] that's

[03:15:13] more

[03:15:13] blue

[03:15:14] than

[03:15:14] I

[03:15:14] thought

[03:15:14] there

[03:15:15] would

[03:15:15] be

[03:15:16] see

[03:15:16] we've

[03:15:16] got

[03:15:17] some

[03:15:17] counties

[03:15:17] that

[03:15:18] haven't

[03:15:18] even

[03:15:18] submitted

[03:15:19] yet

[03:15:20] I

[03:15:20] keep

[03:15:20] calling

[03:15:21] them

[03:15:21] county

[03:15:21] well

[03:15:21] no

[03:15:21] these

[03:15:22] are

[03:15:22] counties

[03:15:22] never

[03:15:22] mind

[03:15:29] closing

[03:15:34] time

[03:15:36] I

[03:15:37] wasn't

[03:15:37] sure

[03:15:37] if

[03:15:38] it

[03:15:38] cut

[03:15:39] it

[03:15:39] out

[03:15:39] oh

[03:15:40] no

[03:15:40] man

[03:15:40] that's

[03:15:40] one

[03:15:41] of

[03:15:41] my

[03:15:41] favorite

[03:15:41] songs

[03:15:41] ever

[03:15:42] oh

[03:15:42] shit

[03:15:42] no

[03:15:42] no

[03:15:42] no

[03:15:43] I

[03:15:43] meant

[03:15:43] the

[03:15:43] microphone

[03:15:44] to you

[03:15:45] because

[03:15:45] I

[03:15:46] heard

[03:15:46] a little

[03:15:46] bit

[03:15:47] of it

[03:15:47] I

[03:15:47] turned

[03:15:48] off

[03:15:48] automatic

[03:15:50] volume

[03:15:50] because

[03:15:51] it's

[03:15:52] kind

[03:15:52] of

[03:15:52] annoying

[03:15:53] yeah

[03:15:54] it cuts

[03:15:55] me in

[03:15:55] and out

[03:15:55] like on

[03:15:56] the podcast

[03:15:56] when I

[03:15:57] go back

[03:15:57] and watch

[03:15:58] through

[03:15:58] it's

[03:15:58] like

[03:15:58] sometimes

[03:15:59] it cuts

[03:15:59] me in

[03:15:59] and out

[03:16:00] on

[03:16:00] on

[03:16:01] on

[03:16:01] zoom

[03:16:12] come on

[03:16:13] we just

[03:16:15] everybody

[03:16:16] want to say

[03:16:17] hi to

[03:16:17] Scooby

[03:16:17] come here

[03:16:17] buddy

[03:16:19] like

[03:16:19] Scoob

[03:16:24] Scooby's

[03:16:24] a humper

[03:16:27] he is

[03:16:29] he's

[03:16:30] still

[03:16:30] got

[03:16:30] his

[03:16:30] balls

[03:16:30] yeah

[03:16:33] government

[03:16:33] hasn't

[03:16:34] taken

[03:16:34] him

[03:16:34] off

[03:16:36] he'll

[03:16:37] gain

[03:16:37] some

[03:16:37] weight

[03:16:37] if

[03:16:38] you

[03:16:38] do

[03:16:38] then

[03:16:39] they'll

[03:16:39] be a

[03:16:39] fat

[03:16:40] pitbull

[03:16:40] who do

[03:16:41] you

[03:16:41] think's

[03:16:41] gonna win

[03:16:42] Scooby

[03:16:42] Trump or

[03:16:43] Kamala

[03:16:45] he says

[03:16:46] I'm getting

[03:16:46] on the bed

[03:16:47] I'm good

[03:16:47] who has

[03:16:48] the most

[03:16:48] rooted

[03:16:49] next

[03:16:56] I still

[03:16:59] can't

[03:17:00] believe

[03:17:00] Virginia's

[03:17:00] leaning

[03:17:01] blue

[03:17:01] I did

[03:17:01] not see

[03:17:01] that

[03:17:02] happening

[03:17:03] it's

[03:17:03] a little

[03:17:04] dirty

[03:17:04] in here

[03:17:04] but

[03:17:05] there's

[03:17:05] Scooby

[03:17:06] do

[03:17:08] what it

[03:17:09] do

[03:17:09] Scooby

[03:17:09] do

[03:17:10] oh yeah

[03:17:11] and by

[03:17:11] the way

[03:17:13] this is

[03:17:13] the infamous

[03:17:14] TikTok

[03:17:14] chair

[03:17:15] and it

[03:17:16] is as

[03:17:17] good

[03:17:27] this goes

[03:17:28] in the

[03:17:29] back

[03:17:29] right

[03:17:29] in

[03:17:30] here

[03:17:32] well

[03:17:33] Scooby

[03:17:35] Scooby

[03:17:35] should

[03:17:36] give a

[03:17:36] shit

[03:17:36] because

[03:17:37] the

[03:17:38] government

[03:17:38] wants to

[03:17:39] be able

[03:17:39] to break

[03:17:39] into your

[03:17:39] house

[03:17:40] and euthanize

[03:17:40] your pets

[03:17:42] yeah

[03:17:43] that's

[03:17:43] pretty crazy

[03:17:44] dude

[03:17:44] it's a

[03:17:45] fucking

[03:17:46] squirrel

[03:17:47] really

[03:17:49] ooh

[03:17:50] ooh

[03:17:51] I like

[03:17:51] that

[03:17:53] ooh

[03:17:55] well

[03:17:56] I love

[03:17:56] how

[03:17:57] here's

[03:17:57] the thing

[03:17:58] they say

[03:17:58] they had

[03:17:58] to euthanize

[03:17:59] the squirrel

[03:18:00] and because

[03:18:01] it was

[03:18:01] a peanut

[03:18:02] the squirrel

[03:18:02] and

[03:18:03] is it

[03:18:05] Fred

[03:18:05] the raccoon

[03:18:06] I don't

[03:18:07] know dude

[03:18:07] but that

[03:18:07] shit's like

[03:18:08] messed up

[03:18:09] it's like

[03:18:09] why

[03:18:09] did they

[03:18:09] care

[03:18:10] well no

[03:18:11] first of

[03:18:11] all they

[03:18:12] said they

[03:18:12] needed to

[03:18:12] euthanize

[03:18:13] them to

[03:18:13] test them

[03:18:13] for rabies

[03:18:14] I'm like

[03:18:14] last time

[03:18:15] I checked

[03:18:15] you didn't

[03:18:15] need to

[03:18:16] kill an

[03:18:16] animal

[03:18:16] to draw

[03:18:17] blood

[03:18:17] but

[03:18:18] no

[03:18:19] is it

[03:18:19] foaming

[03:18:19] from the

[03:18:20] mouth

[03:18:20] no

[03:18:20] you're

[03:18:21] probably

[03:18:22] they're

[03:18:22] both

[03:18:22] fucking

[03:18:23] pets

[03:18:23] like

[03:18:24] come

[03:18:24] on

[03:18:24] they're

[03:18:25] both

[03:18:26] like

[03:18:26] significantly

[03:18:27] less likely

[03:18:28] to contract

[03:18:28] herpes

[03:18:29] because they

[03:18:29] live in a

[03:18:29] fucking

[03:18:30] house

[03:18:33] oh

[03:18:33] dude

[03:18:34] we got

[03:18:34] a whole

[03:18:34] bunch

[03:18:34] of

[03:18:34] people

[03:18:35] saying

[03:18:36] something

[03:18:36] that's

[03:18:36] what I'm

[03:18:37] saying

[03:18:37] it's a

[03:18:37] fucking

[03:18:38] squirrel

[03:18:38] ramala

[03:18:39] scoob

[03:18:41] ramala

[03:18:43] what happened

[03:18:43] in the last

[03:18:44] season

[03:18:44] of lost

[03:18:45] didn't they

[03:18:46] figure out

[03:18:46] that they

[03:18:46] were dead

[03:18:48] spoiler alert

[03:18:48] for lost

[03:18:49] i guess

[03:18:50] i just

[03:18:50] want to

[03:18:51] know

[03:18:56] oh

[03:18:56] yeah

[03:18:57] i don't

[03:18:58] know i

[03:18:58] didn't

[03:18:58] watch

[03:18:59] lost

[03:19:00] yeah i

[03:19:00] never i

[03:19:01] never watched

[03:19:01] lost

[03:19:01] either um

[03:19:02] did you

[03:19:02] watch lost

[03:19:04] you in there

[03:19:05] in the other

[03:19:05] room

[03:19:07] all right so

[03:19:08] not enough

[03:19:08] to know

[03:19:09] i couldn't

[03:19:10] get it i

[03:19:10] couldn't

[03:19:10] i pretty

[03:19:11] much knew

[03:19:12] yeah

[03:19:13] that seems

[03:19:14] like it

[03:19:14] would have

[03:19:14] made a

[03:19:14] much better

[03:19:15] movie than

[03:19:15] a

[03:19:23] i need

[03:19:23] to know

[03:19:24] i need

[03:19:25] to know

[03:19:26] tell me

[03:19:27] baby girl

[03:19:28] because i

[03:19:29] need to

[03:19:31] max we're

[03:19:32] not very

[03:19:32] bright

[03:19:33] huh

[03:19:34] he said

[03:19:35] it was a

[03:19:35] joke

[03:19:38] oh

[03:19:38] i get it

[03:19:39] he says

[03:19:39] it was a

[03:19:40] joke

[03:19:42] i'm still

[03:19:42] lost

[03:19:43] damn

[03:19:44] no there

[03:19:44] was a

[03:19:45] case

[03:19:45] well no

[03:19:47] there was a

[03:19:48] case similar

[03:19:48] to that

[03:19:49] they called

[03:19:49] it bambi

[03:19:50] gate and i

[03:19:50] think that was

[03:19:51] in indiana

[03:19:51] where they

[03:19:52] they dnr

[03:19:53] confiscated uh

[03:19:54] the the

[03:19:55] fawn that

[03:19:55] the people

[03:19:56] were taking

[03:19:56] care of

[03:19:57] the dnr

[03:19:59] they were

[03:19:59] all dead

[03:19:59] at the end

[03:19:59] of lost

[03:20:00] so like

[03:20:01] did they

[03:20:01] know they

[03:20:01] were dead

[03:20:02] not initially

[03:20:04] oh

[03:20:06] that's kind

[03:20:06] of i'm glad

[03:20:07] i know that

[03:20:07] so i didn't

[03:20:08] waste my

[03:20:08] time watching

[03:20:09] it

[03:20:11] please explain

[03:20:11] like explain

[03:20:12] how um

[03:20:13] they share

[03:20:14] electoral votes

[03:20:15] is that what

[03:20:16] you mean

[03:20:18] miss the

[03:20:18] nebraska

[03:20:19] split

[03:20:20] um they

[03:20:21] they don't

[03:20:22] exclusive it's

[03:20:22] not a winner

[03:20:23] take all

[03:20:23] for their

[03:20:23] electoral

[03:20:24] votes

[03:20:24] them and

[03:20:24] maine

[03:20:25] oh

[03:20:29] buddy i'll

[03:20:30] be honest

[03:20:30] with you

[03:20:30] if we

[03:20:31] weren't getting

[03:20:31] the views

[03:20:32] we were

[03:20:32] getting i

[03:20:32] would have

[03:20:33] been off

[03:20:33] earlier

[03:20:34] but we're

[03:20:35] going we're

[03:20:36] we're almost

[03:20:36] at two

[03:20:37] two hundred

[03:20:38] uh

[03:20:40] hold on

[03:20:42] 287 views

[03:20:42] and we're at

[03:20:43] 24 watch

[03:20:44] hours

[03:20:48] i'm just i'm

[03:20:49] just like

[03:20:50] surprised i

[03:20:51] mean i when

[03:20:51] i say i

[03:20:52] called it i

[03:20:52] mean i

[03:20:52] called trump

[03:20:53] winning but

[03:20:53] he's right

[03:20:54] now he's

[03:20:54] doing better

[03:20:58] off

[03:21:01] on shawin

[03:21:05] see that's

[03:21:05] the kind of

[03:21:05] jokes that you

[03:21:06] shouldn't say

[03:21:06] on the internet

[03:21:11] i'm i'm

[03:21:12] angry about

[03:21:12] this world

[03:21:12] too i mean

[03:21:13] i was and

[03:21:13] i will say

[03:21:14] this this is

[03:21:14] how angry i

[03:21:15] was because

[03:21:15] animals are

[03:21:16] much better

[03:21:16] than people

[03:21:18] um if

[03:21:19] if that had

[03:21:19] been done

[03:21:20] under a trump

[03:21:20] government i

[03:21:21] would have been

[03:21:21] like fuck

[03:21:22] donald trump

[03:21:22] fuck that

[03:21:23] max responded

[03:21:24] he said no

[03:21:24] they say

[03:21:25] that if

[03:21:26] kamala wins

[03:21:26] the blue

[03:21:27] wall

[03:21:29] uh will

[03:21:30] be 270

[03:21:31] 268

[03:21:34] nebraska

[03:21:35] will be

[03:21:35] divisive

[03:21:37] decisive

[03:21:37] point

[03:21:38] no not

[03:21:39] at all

[03:21:40] as

[03:21:41] yeah

[03:21:41] that

[03:21:41] yeah

[03:21:42] is not

[03:21:43] really a

[03:21:44] deciding

[03:21:44] factor

[03:21:44] they only

[03:21:45] have five

[03:21:46] electoral votes

[03:21:46] and they

[03:21:47] can split

[03:21:47] it

[03:21:49] so yeah

[03:21:50] nebraska

[03:21:51] is not

[03:21:51] going to

[03:21:51] matter

[03:21:52] at all

[03:21:52] so what

[03:21:54] states can

[03:21:54] split

[03:21:56] nebraska

[03:21:56] nebraska

[03:21:57] and maine

[03:21:58] those are the

[03:21:58] only ones

[03:21:59] that's it

[03:21:59] everybody else's

[03:22:00] winner take

[03:22:01] all

[03:22:01] okay

[03:22:04] you eating

[03:22:04] ice cream

[03:22:05] out of

[03:22:05] waka

[03:22:11] abc just

[03:22:12] said

[03:22:13] what

[03:22:14] abc said

[03:22:15] nebraska

[03:22:16] what

[03:22:17] are you sure

[03:22:17] they didn't

[03:22:18] say nevada

[03:22:19] see that's

[03:22:20] that's the

[03:22:20] thing

[03:22:21] uh

[03:22:21] too bad

[03:22:22] we don't

[03:22:22] have any

[03:22:23] uh

[03:22:23] news to

[03:22:24] pull up

[03:22:25] i don't

[03:22:26] want to

[03:22:26] watch those

[03:22:27] lying

[03:22:27] i know

[03:22:28] that's the

[03:22:28] thing

[03:22:29] when the

[03:22:29] fuck

[03:22:29] do we

[03:22:30] get

[03:22:30] ice cream

[03:22:33] see

[03:22:34] that's

[03:22:34] what i'm

[03:22:35] missing

[03:22:35] is people

[03:22:36] spouting out

[03:22:37] things that

[03:22:37] i understand

[03:22:38] and know

[03:22:39] exactly where

[03:22:40] it came

[03:22:40] from

[03:22:40] which by

[03:22:41] the way

[03:22:41] the ringer

[03:22:42] is a

[03:22:42] great movie

[03:22:42] and johnny

[03:22:44] knoxville got

[03:22:44] a lifelong

[03:22:45] friend from

[03:22:45] it

[03:22:47] you

[03:22:50] i don't

[03:22:50] know the

[03:22:50] dude's

[03:22:51] name but

[03:22:52] the down

[03:22:52] syndrome

[03:22:53] fella

[03:22:54] who's the

[03:22:55] guy in

[03:22:55] the ringer

[03:22:56] you scratched

[03:22:56] my cd

[03:22:57] in broad

[03:22:58] daylight

[03:23:00] it is

[03:23:01] underrated

[03:23:01] that's a

[03:23:02] great movie

[03:23:02] you know

[03:23:03] honestly

[03:23:04] if this

[03:23:05] were 2020

[03:23:05] or i'm

[03:23:06] sorry but

[03:23:06] if that

[03:23:07] movie were

[03:23:07] to come

[03:23:07] out in

[03:23:07] 2024

[03:23:08] honestly

[03:23:09] shane

[03:23:09] gillis

[03:23:09] would probably

[03:23:09] play him

[03:23:13] it'd be a

[03:23:14] different movie

[03:23:14] but you know

[03:23:15] it nicked me

[03:23:16] oh fuck

[03:23:17] oh fuck

[03:23:18] look at

[03:23:21] i still laugh

[03:23:22] though because

[03:23:23] i had seen

[03:23:23] some videos

[03:23:24] on the internet

[03:23:24] but you told

[03:23:25] me to watch

[03:23:25] his stand up

[03:23:28] but you told

[03:23:29] me to watch

[03:23:30] his stand up

[03:23:31] and i did

[03:23:31] but i was

[03:23:31] sick i was

[03:23:32] so sick

[03:23:33] like couldn't

[03:23:33] breathe without

[03:23:34] pain sick

[03:23:35] and my dumb

[03:23:36] ass my dumb

[03:23:37] ass watched

[03:23:37] one of the

[03:23:37] funniest stand

[03:23:38] up specials

[03:23:39] i've ever seen

[03:23:39] and every time

[03:23:40] i laughed

[03:23:40] it would make

[03:23:41] me cough

[03:23:41] and like an

[03:23:42] idiot i didn't

[03:23:43] turn it off

[03:23:44] when the fuck

[03:23:45] do we get

[03:23:45] ice cream

[03:23:46] because i'm

[03:23:46] literally

[03:23:55] i'm

[03:23:56] i i at

[03:23:57] first i was

[03:23:57] like i saw

[03:23:58] it and everybody

[03:23:59] was talking about

[03:23:59] it and then i

[03:24:00] was like man

[03:24:00] and then i saw

[03:24:01] a clip and i was

[03:24:02] like okay i gotta

[03:24:03] watch this i was

[03:24:04] like this is the

[03:24:04] first time i've

[03:24:05] seen stand up

[03:24:05] like that and

[03:24:06] i was like i

[03:24:07] need to watch

[03:24:07] this and then

[03:24:08] kill tony comes

[03:24:09] out of nowhere

[03:24:09] and that shit is

[03:24:10] amazing have you

[03:24:11] seen that dude

[03:24:11] on there cam

[03:24:12] yeah the black

[03:24:13] dude dude how

[03:24:14] he how they're

[03:24:15] always saying he's

[03:24:16] stealing and he

[03:24:17] plays into the

[03:24:18] jokes too

[03:24:20] i just his trump

[03:24:21] impression man i

[03:24:22] that's what sold

[03:24:23] it oh shame i

[03:24:23] mean yeah i mean

[03:24:24] the stand up is

[03:24:25] funny don't get me

[03:24:25] wrong

[03:24:26] but i mean the

[03:24:26] trump is like

[03:24:28] abu

[03:24:30] bakar al baghdaddy

[03:24:33] is dead

[03:24:34] he died like a

[03:24:35] dog beautiful

[03:24:36] dogs

[03:24:38] i just like how

[03:24:39] he captures the

[03:24:40] essence of rally

[03:24:41] and i asked him

[03:24:42] why are you

[03:24:42] crying why are

[03:24:44] you crying i

[03:24:44] wouldn't have

[03:24:45] cried did

[03:24:46] you watch

[03:24:46] tires no i uh

[03:24:49] i have not yet

[03:24:50] and i want to

[03:24:52] because like just

[03:24:53] because uh who

[03:24:54] else is in that

[03:24:55] besides shangiel so

[03:24:55] what's his name

[03:24:56] uh andrew

[03:24:57] schultz and

[03:24:58] andrew schultz

[03:24:59] does like a

[03:25:00] couple guest

[03:25:00] appearances

[03:25:01] oh he's not

[03:25:02] in it he's not

[03:25:02] in it very much

[03:25:03] andrew schultz is

[03:25:03] another i really

[03:25:05] like andrew schultz

[03:25:06] or schultz

[03:25:07] schultz no i think

[03:25:09] it's schultz i think

[03:25:10] it's schultz

[03:25:11] okay that's something

[03:25:13] really stupid

[03:25:13] to argue over that's

[03:25:14] just how i am

[03:25:15] well no i'm just

[03:25:15] trying to be

[03:25:16] accurate because as

[03:25:17] someone who's people

[03:25:18] pronounce mispronounce

[03:25:19] my name all the time

[03:25:20] i understand

[03:25:21] bozier

[03:25:23] bogger

[03:25:24] bozier

[03:25:24] no it's just it's

[03:25:25] just it's just booger

[03:25:26] no i remember

[03:25:28] people used to call

[03:25:29] you that i was like

[03:25:29] that's not even

[03:25:30] clever i'm like yeah

[03:25:31] that's that's older

[03:25:32] than the surname

[03:25:33] yeah see that that's

[03:25:34] that's the thing with

[03:25:35] uh some of you people

[03:25:36] in the comments when

[03:25:36] you say oh

[03:25:37] below average

[03:25:38] intelligence and i'm

[03:25:39] just like you know

[03:25:40] you don't realize

[03:25:41] what it's almost like

[03:25:42] it's almost like we

[03:25:43] made the joke

[03:25:44] yeah

[03:25:46] what is that

[03:25:47] uh

[03:25:48] do you know

[03:25:49] what i'm going

[03:25:50] through

[03:25:50] i don't know

[03:25:53] where i'm talking

[03:25:54] gummies are kicking

[03:25:55] in

[03:25:55] but i know

[03:25:55] something about

[03:25:56] you

[03:25:57] you went to

[03:25:57] crambrook that's

[03:25:58] a private school

[03:26:01] can you believe

[03:26:01] terrence become an

[03:26:02] avenger

[03:26:06] clarence not

[03:26:06] terrence

[03:26:07] clarence yeah

[03:26:09] this guy's an

[03:26:10] avenger his real

[03:26:11] name's clarence

[03:26:15] uh so uh

[03:26:17] funny story

[03:26:19] um

[03:26:19] my niece's

[03:26:21] my niece's

[03:26:21] boyfriend

[03:26:22] um his name is

[03:26:23] jj and uh

[03:26:24] i was uh

[03:26:25] i went to the

[03:26:26] me and my daughter

[03:26:28] went to uh

[03:26:28] the chinese buffet

[03:26:29] uh here in town

[03:26:30] oh yeah

[03:26:31] and his name's

[03:26:32] jj and i was just

[03:26:33] introducing myself

[03:26:34] and at the end

[03:26:35] he goes

[03:26:35] yeah my name's

[03:26:36] you know

[03:26:37] and i'm just like

[03:26:38] dre dre

[03:26:40] and he's like

[03:26:41] jj and i'm just

[03:26:42] like

[03:26:42] what

[03:26:43] i could not hear

[03:26:44] whatsoever

[03:26:45] and i just felt

[03:26:45] so stupid

[03:26:46] and he goes

[03:26:47] jj and i'm like

[03:26:48] oh

[03:26:48] but my gummy

[03:26:50] had kicked in

[03:26:50] so much

[03:26:51] and i was like

[03:26:52] not able to

[03:26:53] hear him properly

[03:26:55] oh god damn

[03:26:56] look at all that

[03:26:57] red

[03:27:00] nobody's playing

[03:27:01] the state game

[03:27:02] oh shit

[03:27:04] they finally

[03:27:05] uh

[03:27:05] they finally

[03:27:06] pulled uh

[03:27:07] california out

[03:27:09] 179 for

[03:27:10] kamala and

[03:27:10] 214

[03:27:11] zero percent

[03:27:12] reporting

[03:27:13] at least according

[03:27:14] to this i'm gonna

[03:27:14] refresh

[03:27:15] i know

[03:27:16] but we already

[03:27:16] know it's gonna

[03:27:17] go to her

[03:27:17] yeah i was gonna

[03:27:18] say this is not a

[03:27:19] well now oregon's

[03:27:20] off the map but

[03:27:20] washington is

[03:27:21] but again zero

[03:27:22] percent reporting

[03:27:23] so i don't know

[03:27:23] where you're

[03:27:24] so nevada is

[03:27:25] definitely gonna

[03:27:29] how many of

[03:27:29] that's that

[03:27:30] you can't call it

[03:27:31] i mean like i know

[03:27:32] what's going to her

[03:27:33] but you have

[03:27:33] cheddar where's your

[03:27:34] wallet

[03:27:37] when the fuck

[03:27:38] did we get ice cream

[03:27:40] did i

[03:27:41] dude

[03:27:42] that's what

[03:27:43] after biden has

[03:27:44] to leave the uh

[03:27:45] the white house

[03:27:46] you know

[03:27:46] they're like come

[03:27:47] on let's get

[03:27:48] some ice cream

[03:27:50] where

[03:27:51] where the fuck's

[03:27:52] the ice cream

[03:27:58] there's nothing

[03:27:59] in california to

[03:28:00] report you lying

[03:28:01] bastards

[03:28:06] maybe

[03:28:06] ice cream is

[03:28:07] bad for you

[03:28:09] uh

[03:28:10] sugar

[03:28:11] see whenever i

[03:28:12] whenever i try to

[03:28:13] do it i just

[03:28:13] sound like a

[03:28:14] speaking spell

[03:28:14] no you you

[03:28:16] sound like

[03:28:16] you sound like

[03:28:17] uh

[03:28:18] peter

[03:28:23] peter

[03:28:26] mom

[03:28:30] something is

[03:28:30] w r

[03:28:31] m g wrong

[03:28:34] oh man

[03:28:35] i i tell you

[03:28:36] that that was

[03:28:37] uh

[03:28:38] i tried so hard

[03:28:39] not to laugh

[03:28:40] when uh

[03:28:41] i watched that

[03:28:42] movie the first

[03:28:42] time when i was

[03:28:43] a kid when uh

[03:28:43] uncle ben was

[03:28:44] dying

[03:28:45] i know that's

[03:28:46] the thing you

[03:28:47] you have a history

[03:28:48] of making serious

[03:28:49] things that's

[03:28:50] hilarious that i

[03:28:50] now can't like to

[03:28:52] this day i can't

[03:28:53] listen to that damn

[03:28:53] disturb song anymore

[03:28:54] because i just

[03:28:55] imagine david

[03:28:56] dream being like

[03:28:56] tell me exactly

[03:28:58] what am i

[03:28:59] supposed to do

[03:29:02] you can't have

[03:29:03] stopped me

[03:29:03] this time

[03:29:04] exactly

[03:29:06] uncle ben's

[03:29:07] death

[03:29:07] and the thing is

[03:29:10] we're sitting there

[03:29:11] watching across the

[03:29:12] spider verse and

[03:29:12] we're like there

[03:29:13] it is

[03:29:14] there it is

[03:29:15] okay we already

[03:29:16] knew california was

[03:29:17] going to turn blue

[03:29:17] yeah yeah but i

[03:29:21] mean that's

[03:29:23] california turning

[03:29:24] blue is like

[03:29:26] not a surprise

[03:29:27] at all i was

[03:29:28] trying to think of

[03:29:29] an example that's

[03:29:29] not surprising

[03:29:30] even with her

[03:29:31] hitting california

[03:29:33] that's 54

[03:29:34] electors

[03:29:36] 179 is what

[03:29:37] she's got and

[03:29:37] we're sitting in

[03:29:38] 214 for trump

[03:29:39] so it's not

[03:29:40] enough and i

[03:29:41] would like to point

[03:29:41] out that earlier

[03:29:42] they had kansas

[03:29:43] missouri and

[03:29:44] iowa

[03:29:45] blue at points

[03:29:46] and now they

[03:29:47] are very strong

[03:29:48] reds

[03:29:49] with

[03:29:50] like kansas is

[03:29:51] 80 percent

[03:29:52] reported

[03:29:53] they had ohio

[03:29:54] blue too

[03:29:54] they had north

[03:29:55] carolina blue for

[03:29:56] a time that's

[03:29:57] pretty solidly

[03:29:57] they had

[03:29:58] no they didn't

[03:29:59] have georgia blue

[03:30:00] did they

[03:30:01] no but georgia

[03:30:02] is 90 percent

[03:30:03] reported and

[03:30:04] they're 51 and

[03:30:05] 48 so i think

[03:30:06] that one's safe

[03:30:07] to say that's

[03:30:07] that's i mean

[03:30:10] how much more

[03:30:11] how many more

[03:30:12] votes like

[03:30:12] it's literally

[03:30:13] the difference

[03:30:14] of 140 000

[03:30:16] votes so

[03:30:16] honestly

[03:30:18] does georgia

[03:30:18] do mail-in

[03:30:19] ballots

[03:30:20] um i know

[03:30:22] they did i

[03:30:22] think that they

[03:30:23] changed a bunch

[03:30:24] of rules kind

[03:30:24] of at the

[03:30:25] 11th hour

[03:30:25] that's right

[03:30:26] they did change

[03:30:26] a lot of

[03:30:27] things

[03:30:29] which i if i

[03:30:30] remember correctly

[03:30:30] it's not so much

[03:30:31] changing as they

[03:30:32] went back to

[03:30:34] but i could i

[03:30:35] can't remember

[03:30:36] off the top of my

[03:30:36] head and i

[03:30:36] don't want to

[03:30:37] misspeak

[03:30:39] okay georgia

[03:30:40] allows any

[03:30:41] voter to request

[03:30:42] a ballot by

[03:30:43] mail which is

[03:30:45] fine but you

[03:30:46] have to request

[03:30:46] it that's that's

[03:30:48] the thing though

[03:30:49] like is that

[03:30:50] considered absentee

[03:30:51] or is it mailing

[03:30:52] ballot that's

[03:30:53] that's i need to

[03:30:54] clarify that yeah

[03:30:55] that's what i'm

[03:30:55] saying it's mail-in

[03:30:56] but it's solicited

[03:30:57] because okay

[03:30:59] that will in

[03:30:59] exact you know

[03:31:00] what i'm fine with

[03:31:01] that because the

[03:31:02] thing is there's

[03:31:02] a paper trail

[03:31:03] well not quite

[03:31:04] haley because a

[03:31:05] lot of these states

[03:31:06] are still like

[03:31:07] minnesota is only

[03:31:08] reporting although

[03:31:09] damn that's a

[03:31:09] hell of a lead

[03:31:11] someone who

[03:31:12] dresses uncle

[03:31:13] ben at a con

[03:31:14] and died every

[03:31:15] time he saw

[03:31:15] spider-man

[03:31:16] dude i'm doing

[03:31:18] it

[03:31:19] oh shit

[03:31:22] wow

[03:31:23] can we say

[03:31:23] that trump is

[03:31:24] our new president

[03:31:24] uh not yet

[03:31:25] uh because like

[03:31:26] i said i mean

[03:31:27] that 3 a.m hump

[03:31:28] we're we're way

[03:31:30] closer than i

[03:31:30] thought we would

[03:31:31] be like i'm i'm

[03:31:32] kind of surprised

[03:31:32] like a lot of

[03:31:33] these states are

[03:31:34] really like new

[03:31:35] york's already

[03:31:35] 79 percent

[03:31:36] pennsylvania's

[03:31:37] already 70

[03:31:39] oh wow

[03:31:40] no i think i

[03:31:42] think we'll know

[03:31:42] who our president

[03:31:43] is before too

[03:31:44] long here

[03:31:44] how many uh

[03:31:45] electors are in

[03:31:46] nevada

[03:31:47] nevada has

[03:31:48] uh six

[03:31:51] okay so

[03:31:52] six uh

[03:31:54] eight so

[03:31:55] fourteen

[03:31:57] fourteen

[03:31:58] what you're seeing

[03:31:59] right here is the

[03:32:01] result of bad

[03:32:02] economy that's i

[03:32:03] mean that's that's

[03:32:04] point blank what it

[03:32:05] is yeah trump's

[03:32:06] the next president

[03:32:06] people i'm calling

[03:32:07] it now simply just

[03:32:08] because even with

[03:32:09] california nevada

[03:32:10] and uh new

[03:32:13] mexico and even

[03:32:14] oregon all blue

[03:32:16] everything that's

[03:32:17] blue right now

[03:32:17] she's done

[03:32:18] everything that's

[03:32:19] red right here

[03:32:20] uh well actually

[03:32:21] that's not true

[03:32:22] everything that's

[03:32:22] red right here

[03:32:23] that's assuming that

[03:32:24] trump takes the

[03:32:25] supposedly named

[03:32:26] blue wall

[03:32:28] dude michigan is

[03:32:30] now 51 and 46

[03:32:32] with trump in the

[03:32:33] lead but it's only

[03:32:33] 28 percent reporting

[03:32:34] you know what

[03:32:35] hell are they only

[03:32:36] 20 how much how

[03:32:37] many people you got

[03:32:38] in michigan holy

[03:32:39] shit well i don't

[03:32:41] know i was seeing

[03:32:42] less than two

[03:32:43] million so never

[03:32:43] mind throw me a

[03:32:45] state somebody throw

[03:32:46] me a state board

[03:32:49] i'm not really

[03:32:50] bored i'm just

[03:32:53] is it raining

[03:32:55] it's 45 million to 51

[03:32:57] million so wouldn't

[03:32:59] that be a motherfucker

[03:33:00] if trump won the

[03:33:00] popular vote too which

[03:33:01] right now he is

[03:33:02] winning it

[03:33:03] is that what's

[03:33:04] underneath

[03:33:05] yeah

[03:33:06] okay that's what i'm

[03:33:07] thinking

[03:33:07] unless you click on a

[03:33:09] state then it goes to

[03:33:10] the state

[03:33:11] dude do you do you

[03:33:13] believe that we are

[03:33:14] actually truly 50 percent

[03:33:16] divided down the middle

[03:33:17] for the most part

[03:33:18] no because what do you

[03:33:19] think we're close to the

[03:33:20] 40 60

[03:33:21] yeah i'd say

[03:33:25] i'm talking for

[03:33:26] democrat blue

[03:33:27] you know shit all not

[03:33:28] just yeah because the

[03:33:29] because the thing is

[03:33:30] though the silent

[03:33:31] majority

[03:33:31] uh

[03:33:33] the silent majority

[03:33:34] just tends to go

[03:33:36] towards the more

[03:33:37] reasonable of the two

[03:33:38] parties and i never

[03:33:40] thought i would say

[03:33:41] that donald trump was

[03:33:42] the reasonable party i

[03:33:43] never thought i would

[03:33:44] say that ever in my

[03:33:45] fucking life

[03:33:46] georgia god damn it

[03:33:47] you know what what

[03:33:48] states what states

[03:33:50] i'll while you're

[03:33:51] figuring that out

[03:33:52] what states literally

[03:33:54] have uh

[03:33:55] the most um

[03:33:57] amish

[03:33:59] i uh i think

[03:34:00] pennsylvania maybe

[03:34:01] pennsylvania or ohio

[03:34:03] well pennsylvania is

[03:34:05] flipped red

[03:34:06] ohio flipped red

[03:34:09] michigan is starting

[03:34:10] to flip red

[03:34:11] wisconsin is red

[03:34:13] wisconsin is red

[03:34:14] wisconsin is red

[03:34:15] i i can't i can't do

[03:34:16] it quite like i don't

[03:34:17] see how you guys do

[03:34:18] that so well

[03:34:19] god damn it i gotta

[03:34:20] think about something

[03:34:21] here

[03:34:22] then think about it

[03:34:23] oh georgia

[03:34:24] yeah georgia

[03:34:25] um started start

[03:34:26] started out as a

[03:34:27] started out as a

[03:34:28] glorified penal colony

[03:34:29] it wasn't like a

[03:34:30] prison state but it

[03:34:31] was it was one of

[03:34:32] the 13 colonies where

[03:34:34] it was a lot of

[03:34:35] prisoners were sent

[03:34:35] there i don't know

[03:34:37] if that's sufficient

[03:34:38] for you

[03:34:39] trying to think if

[03:34:40] there's other

[03:34:42] so georgia actually

[03:34:43] um fun fact you

[03:34:44] can't see them on

[03:34:45] this map obviously

[03:34:46] but georgia actually

[03:34:46] has a lot of

[03:34:47] islands off its

[03:34:48] coasts uh some of

[03:34:49] which are accessible

[03:34:50] by road bridges

[03:34:51] one way road

[03:34:53] well i mean you

[03:34:53] know not one way

[03:34:54] but i mean like

[03:34:55] single lane going

[03:34:55] each way so i guess

[03:34:56] a two lane

[03:34:58] um and there there

[03:35:00] are plenty of places

[03:35:01] out there they're

[03:35:01] like multi-million

[03:35:02] dollar homes on

[03:35:03] these like luxuriant

[03:35:04] you can own your

[03:35:05] own island off the

[03:35:06] coast of georgia if

[03:35:07] you have enough

[03:35:07] money unfortunately

[03:35:08] you're in the

[03:35:09] hurricane hot zone

[03:35:10] um saw a couple of

[03:35:12] them on like various

[03:35:13] hgtv programs and

[03:35:14] i'm like buying an

[03:35:16] island would be pretty

[03:35:17] fucking cool i just

[03:35:18] don't know if i'd

[03:35:18] want it to be off the

[03:35:19] coast of georgia

[03:35:22] um what else we got

[03:35:23] oh fun fact in the

[03:35:25] 2016 election i

[03:35:27] remember reading that

[03:35:28] um the the the

[03:35:32] number of reported

[03:35:33] african-american voters

[03:35:34] in atlanta exceeded

[03:35:35] the uh overall

[03:35:37] population so try to

[03:35:39] figure that one out

[03:35:40] nobody's ever been

[03:35:41] able to explain that

[03:35:42] one to me yet

[03:35:49] well michigan michigan's

[03:35:51] a swing state so i'm

[03:35:52] surprised they're going

[03:35:53] for trump but then

[03:35:54] again i'm not because

[03:35:55] what i was kind of

[03:35:56] alluding to earlier i

[03:35:57] don't know why i

[03:35:57] stopped what's

[03:35:58] hurting kamala and

[03:35:59] michigan is again i'm

[03:36:01] pretty sure that it

[03:36:02] has the largest muslim

[03:36:03] population in the

[03:36:04] united states and

[03:36:05] they're not liking how

[03:36:07] kamala is handling uh

[03:36:08] the war in gaza because

[03:36:11] they feel that she's too

[03:36:12] pro-israel

[03:36:14] but they can't i'd like

[03:36:16] i can't imagine they're

[03:36:16] voting for trump although

[03:36:17] i will say this i think

[03:36:18] trump would be pushing

[03:36:19] for more of an end to

[03:36:20] hostilities but i i

[03:36:23] can't imagine a voter

[03:36:24] that's mad at kamala

[03:36:25] about gaza voting for

[03:36:26] trump so actually let's

[03:36:27] take a look ski how

[03:36:28] are the third party

[03:36:29] candidates doing not

[03:36:31] well so there goes my

[03:36:36] supposition yeah i

[03:36:39] don't know i can't

[03:36:40] explain it i can't

[03:36:42] explain it but it is

[03:36:43] real i'm back ah

[03:36:48] scared me from outer

[03:36:50] space holy shit

[03:36:52] scooby what did he

[03:36:54] fart no he scared the

[03:36:56] shit out of me i was

[03:36:57] literally ah he just

[03:37:00] goes

[03:37:01] gretchen is probably

[03:37:02] pissed i gotta imagine

[03:37:03] kamala's pretty pissed

[03:37:04] off right now but she i

[03:37:07] mean realistically i've

[03:37:09] seen her he knew she

[03:37:10] knew this wasn't gonna

[03:37:10] work for her

[03:37:11] kamala harris historically

[03:37:13] has horrible campaigns

[03:37:14] horribly mismanaged

[03:37:15] horribly run campaigns

[03:37:16] it's it's a trend now i

[03:37:18] know imagine the money

[03:37:20] sorry she raised over a

[03:37:21] billion dollars and it's

[03:37:22] been pissed away

[03:37:23] then no that's my point

[03:37:25] think about this she

[03:37:26] raised a billion dollars

[03:37:27] they get to keep the

[03:37:29] election money

[03:37:31] they don't have to

[03:37:32] return it to the people

[03:37:33] it's not a kickstarter

[03:37:35] well technically you

[03:37:36] don't return you just

[03:37:38] don't collect from a

[03:37:39] kickstarter yeah

[03:37:39] you know what i mean

[03:37:40] yeah i know what you

[03:37:42] mean i'm thinking

[03:37:42] they do they do they do

[03:37:44] return the ach from

[03:37:45] you

[03:37:46] yeah but the the people

[03:37:47] running the campaign

[03:37:48] never never get that

[03:37:50] money

[03:37:50] yeah but you you don't

[03:37:52] pay until it's up

[03:37:53] correct

[03:37:54] speaking of nick

[03:37:55] some cards i hope you

[03:37:56] guys try again next year

[03:37:58] oh we're going to we're

[03:37:59] working we're working

[03:38:00] hard

[03:38:01] we're going to have this

[03:38:03] convention not because it

[03:38:04] is easy but because it

[03:38:05] is hard

[03:38:08] incidentally that is also

[03:38:09] why maryl monroe touched

[03:38:10] my naughty bits

[03:38:12] because they were hard

[03:38:14] he's like i choose to have

[03:38:15] sex with a small man not

[03:38:16] because it is hard but

[03:38:17] because i'm hard

[03:38:20] oh man that's that's good

[03:38:22] i should have used that

[03:38:23] one

[03:38:24] i'm fairly certain i sold

[03:38:26] that i don't remember

[03:38:26] where i don't know

[03:38:28] probably

[03:38:29] i'm gonna come

[03:38:32] that's what nick just

[03:38:33] wrote

[03:38:35] oh you were reading it

[03:38:36] weren't you

[03:38:37] dude yeah

[03:38:38] dude that's uh

[03:38:40] that was one of our

[03:38:41] favorite buttons

[03:38:41] i'm gonna come

[03:38:43] i'm gonna do it

[03:38:45] i'm hoping within the

[03:38:46] next six months i have

[03:38:47] another studio

[03:38:48] so

[03:38:48] yeah

[03:38:49] oh and by the way

[03:38:50] i have plans

[03:38:51] and i think you would

[03:38:53] agree this time

[03:38:53] instead of building a

[03:38:54] room we build a set

[03:38:56] yes i agree

[03:39:00] is this loud

[03:39:02] i heard like one thing

[03:39:04] but no you're you're

[03:39:05] good

[03:39:05] i just don't want to be

[03:39:06] annoying like that

[03:39:08] i'm gonna come

[03:39:14] see this right here

[03:39:15] people doritos

[03:39:17] everybody loves doritos

[03:39:19] the reason why i like

[03:39:20] robert kennedy so much

[03:39:21] is because within the

[03:39:23] ingredients they have

[03:39:24] yellow five yellow six

[03:39:26] yellow five lake

[03:39:28] whatever that is and

[03:39:29] then red 40

[03:39:30] you gotta have toast

[03:39:31] you gotta have toast

[03:39:32] send you more of those

[03:39:33] canadian doritos and

[03:39:34] compare the ingredients

[03:39:35] dude you know what i i

[03:39:37] didn't even think about

[03:39:38] this but i i would get

[03:39:39] on ebay and i would buy

[03:39:40] um because i i don't

[03:39:42] know if you knew this

[03:39:43] about me back in the day

[03:39:44] but i was pretty big

[03:39:45] advocate for the

[03:39:46] doritos barbecue chips

[03:39:47] they were amazing they

[03:39:49] were the best chips i've

[03:39:50] ever had

[03:39:51] they were good

[03:39:51] anida still sells them

[03:39:52] but the thing is they

[03:39:54] don't use the

[03:39:54] ingredients we use so

[03:39:56] therefore it doesn't

[03:39:57] taste quite the same

[03:39:58] well and i saw i again

[03:40:00] i've never been to

[03:40:01] england so i can't

[03:40:02] verify this but they

[03:40:02] had a picture of like a

[03:40:03] fanta from the uk and

[03:40:05] then one from here and

[03:40:06] it was yellow versus

[03:40:07] orange yeah the fans are

[03:40:08] from the uk looks like

[03:40:08] actual fucking orange

[03:40:09] shoes

[03:40:12] now i will say this much

[03:40:14] so i have had

[03:40:15] mcdonald's in uh in

[03:40:17] france it's not as

[03:40:18] good

[03:40:19] but max uh she uh

[03:40:21] the reason she popped

[03:40:22] up so much was

[03:40:22] because california uh

[03:40:24] their uh electors uh

[03:40:25] finally popped in 54

[03:40:26] of them and then uh

[03:40:28] what was it washington

[03:40:29] and another state turned

[03:40:31] blue for her so that's

[03:40:33] the reason it popped up

[03:40:34] she doesn't have much

[03:40:35] more to go like there

[03:40:36] there's nothing now this

[03:40:37] sucks they gave kamala

[03:40:39] california without even

[03:40:40] report we already know

[03:40:41] like yeah i mean unless

[03:40:43] unless california's gonna

[03:40:44] flip could you imagine

[03:40:45] i dude well i'll put it

[03:40:47] this way if california

[03:40:48] flips it's over it doesn't

[03:40:49] matter what else happens

[03:40:50] but right now one percent

[03:40:52] reporting but kamala's

[03:40:53] leading 49.9 to 47.9 so

[03:40:55] trump's not as far away

[03:40:57] but he will once they get

[03:40:58] to la county and uh san

[03:41:00] francisco yeah san

[03:41:02] francisco hasn't voted

[03:41:03] yet none of the major

[03:41:04] cities have uh started

[03:41:06] reporting yet so that's

[03:41:07] when it'll see here's

[03:41:12] so chip and stop him

[03:41:13] or rip my mouth so fun

[03:41:15] fact uh the the democrats

[03:41:16] have made it pretty clear

[03:41:17] that one of their um one

[03:41:19] of their sort of goals

[03:41:20] politically is puerto

[03:41:22] rico statehood and la

[03:41:24] you voted trump no

[03:41:25] shit i'm sorry jake

[03:41:28] oh yeah my hey man

[03:41:30] well mateo um i'm

[03:41:32] assuming from your i'm

[03:41:33] assuming from your name

[03:41:34] and if i'm assuming

[03:41:36] incorrectly please

[03:41:36] forgive me but i'm

[03:41:38] assuming that you're a

[03:41:39] latino for trump i just

[03:41:43] realized how racist that

[03:41:44] can sound but i mean

[03:41:45] it's it's not no see if

[03:41:46] he's voting for trump he's

[03:41:47] not sensitive like uh

[03:41:48] that's that's that i'm

[03:41:50] making an assumption but i

[03:41:51] think it's a pretty safe

[03:41:51] yes sir i was asking

[03:41:52] earlier if we had any

[03:41:53] latinos for trump in

[03:41:54] the audience because i

[03:41:55] i'm just curious because

[03:41:57] i think that's a

[03:41:57] narrative i think that's

[03:41:58] a narrative that the

[03:41:59] democratic party really

[03:42:00] see yes sir this guy

[03:42:01] knows what's up um i

[03:42:02] think that was a narrative

[03:42:04] that the democratic

[03:42:04] party really really was

[03:42:05] trying to spin hardcore

[03:42:06] and it just i mean i

[03:42:10] like you can't lump

[03:42:13] every latino voter into

[03:42:14] the same group like

[03:42:15] there's such a large

[03:42:17] i don't know is

[03:42:18] diaspora an appropriate

[03:42:19] word i don't know if

[03:42:20] that's really appropriate

[03:42:21] well just like and

[03:42:24] i'm not comparing the

[03:42:26] black community with uh

[03:42:27] the uh well same thing

[03:42:28] you know community but

[03:42:29] i was gonna say the

[03:42:31] the one thing about

[03:42:32] them that will always

[03:42:33] be white people and

[03:42:34] every everything is

[03:42:35] literally their

[03:42:36] connection to family

[03:42:37] and they keep their

[03:42:37] families together we

[03:42:38] don't we all separate

[03:42:40] to the four winds and

[03:42:41] then nobody sees each

[03:42:42] other like i i have a

[03:42:43] father who literally

[03:42:44] lives in the same town

[03:42:44] as me and i see him

[03:42:46] once every like month

[03:42:48] maybe once every other

[03:42:49] couple months so i mean

[03:42:52] obviously they have more

[03:42:53] conservative values is

[03:42:54] what i'm getting at

[03:42:56] well it's just it's too

[03:42:57] large of a group to

[03:42:58] lump them all like that's

[03:42:59] that's literally like

[03:42:59] lumping in the entire

[03:43:01] white voter base together

[03:43:02] and it's just not true

[03:43:03] you know there's there's

[03:43:05] there's quite a bit of

[03:43:06] difference which i think

[03:43:06] is one of the reasons

[03:43:07] the democrats get caught

[03:43:08] with their pants down

[03:43:09] is because they assume

[03:43:10] that just because in the

[03:43:11] liberal cities people of

[03:43:13] a certain ethnic or

[03:43:14] religious or you know

[03:43:16] sexual orientation

[03:43:16] minority gravitate toward

[03:43:18] them in a large city but

[03:43:19] that doesn't mean that

[03:43:20] that speaks for the

[03:43:21] entire the entire group

[03:43:27] democrat would argue

[03:43:28] with you like we're only

[03:43:29] going to get caught if

[03:43:30] you turn the light on with

[03:43:31] our pants down

[03:43:33] no that's that's what a

[03:43:34] republican would say

[03:43:37] because democrats are like

[03:43:38] we don't care

[03:43:40] dude you want to know

[03:43:41] something messed up that

[03:43:42] i i don't know if it's

[03:43:43] true or not but i uh

[03:43:44] it could be but um

[03:43:46] apparently a lot of uh

[03:43:48] republicans obviously are

[03:43:49] closet

[03:43:51] uh homosexuals and

[03:43:53] apparently they uh visit

[03:43:54] um

[03:43:55] what do they call those

[03:43:56] uh

[03:43:57] bathhouses

[03:43:58] i don't know what

[03:43:59] whatever whatever they

[03:44:00] whatever they call that

[03:44:02] uh stuff or wherever

[03:44:03] they go and do all these

[03:44:03] things um

[03:44:05] glory holes

[03:44:07] no sex shops

[03:44:08] they were talking about

[03:44:09] and uh somebody was

[03:44:10] talking about in the

[03:44:10] back of sex shops

[03:44:11] they're like oh yeah

[03:44:12] there's always a

[03:44:13] straight republican

[03:44:13] sucking dick and i'm

[03:44:14] just like

[03:44:15] what

[03:44:16] and it's your

[03:44:17] constitutional right to

[03:44:18] do so if you so

[03:44:20] choose

[03:44:20] well no and and

[03:44:22] then the guy the guy

[03:44:23] was literally like uh

[03:44:24] on the video because

[03:44:26] it was going back and

[03:44:27] forth between someone

[03:44:27] and he goes do you

[03:44:29] hate gay people

[03:44:29] instantly shut them

[03:44:31] down

[03:44:31] i mean fair enough

[03:44:32] yeah

[03:44:34] probably true about

[03:44:35] republicans

[03:44:38] hey and i'm not

[03:44:39] saying them all i'm

[03:44:40] just i'm just joking

[03:44:41] oh yeah dude hell

[03:44:42] yeah we're winning

[03:44:43] i knew so so was gonna

[03:44:44] get on sometime soon

[03:44:45] i figured

[03:44:46] yeah

[03:44:47] so so what are you

[03:44:48] doing man you want

[03:44:48] to pop on

[03:44:49] well they let well i

[03:44:54] mean i mean the

[03:44:55] numbers are fairly

[03:44:56] undeniable so far

[03:44:58] like pennsylvania is

[03:45:00] 75 percent reported

[03:45:01] in and trump's still

[03:45:03] winning michigan's

[03:45:04] well they're not

[03:45:04] okay michigan's

[03:45:07] wisconsin's almost

[03:45:07] 65 percent minnesota

[03:45:09] well minnesota's still

[03:45:10] only 14 but trump's got a

[03:45:11] very commanding lead

[03:45:12] as of right now but

[03:45:13] less than half have

[03:45:15] reported so

[03:45:16] manuel said i went to

[03:45:18] my local 7-eleven

[03:45:19] can you read that

[03:45:20] please i just went to

[03:45:21] my local 7-eleven and

[03:45:23] they were like go trump

[03:45:24] well yeah because

[03:45:25] fucking joe biden's

[03:45:26] wonder said you can't

[03:45:27] even go into 7-eleven

[03:45:28] without an indian accent

[03:45:30] no worries so so we're

[03:45:31] good bob i just i just

[03:45:33] didn't know if you want

[03:45:33] to get on here

[03:45:35] thanks but well

[03:45:36] probably enjoying his

[03:45:37] night and instead of

[03:45:38] sitting on on the

[03:45:39] camera

[03:45:40] sitting back

[03:45:40] my sister county has

[03:45:42] three out of 105

[03:45:43] precincts in

[03:45:43] kalamazoo our county has

[03:45:47] three out of 105

[03:45:50] kalamazoo

[03:45:52] kalamazoo and

[03:45:53] bigger two

[03:45:55] thanks so so we

[03:45:56] appreciate you bro

[03:45:57] thank you sir

[03:45:59] sorry my uh speech is

[03:46:01] getting a little funky

[03:46:02] fyi

[03:46:03] getting more

[03:46:07] hydration

[03:46:13] kinda yeah

[03:46:16] exactly it's not gonna

[03:46:18] it's not gonna happen

[03:46:19] like like i've been

[03:46:20] saying uh all night

[03:46:21] long the 3 a.m.

[03:46:22] bump we gotta wait for

[03:46:24] that to see if uh we

[03:46:25] actually win but most

[03:46:28] of states are reporting

[03:46:29] and even if kamala uh

[03:46:30] takes uh said states

[03:46:33] like oregon nevada and

[03:46:35] even new mexico

[03:46:38] uh oh trump just hit

[03:46:39] 230 what did he win

[03:46:45] let me see

[03:46:48] well george is 90

[03:46:49] percent reporting but i

[03:46:50] don't i don't believe

[03:46:50] they've given trump the

[03:46:52] uh

[03:46:54] yeah we don't

[03:46:55] from that

[03:46:55] yeah we don't think

[03:46:57] we'll get an official

[03:46:57] decision tonight but we

[03:46:59] think

[03:46:59] we think we'll get a

[03:47:00] fairly decent idea

[03:47:01] because i mean i'm

[03:47:02] looking at that map

[03:47:03] that's a lot of red

[03:47:05] yeah there there's uh

[03:47:06] this this

[03:47:08] okay if he gets 270

[03:47:10] and she only ends up

[03:47:11] with like maybe

[03:47:12] or if he gets like 290

[03:47:13] she'll end up with like

[03:47:14] 200 is that considered

[03:47:15] land what would we

[03:47:16] consider landslide

[03:47:18] that's a good question

[03:47:19] i'm not really sure

[03:47:20] because if well the

[03:47:21] thing is if trump if

[03:47:22] trump gets to 270

[03:47:23] official electoral votes

[03:47:24] it's done

[03:47:25] she can't beat him

[03:47:26] if he gets an

[03:47:27] official

[03:47:27] 270

[03:47:29] i'm just talking for

[03:47:30] like

[03:47:31] to rub it in

[03:47:32] holy crap man

[03:47:34] i dude already at

[03:47:35] 230 bro

[03:47:36] what is north

[03:47:37] north carolina is

[03:47:38] considered safely

[03:47:38] trump now

[03:47:40] a landslide victory

[03:47:42] is an election result

[03:47:43] in which the

[03:47:44] victorious candidate

[03:47:44] or party wins by an

[03:47:46] overwhelming margin

[03:47:47] no shit

[03:47:48] gee thanks

[03:47:49] so overwhelming

[03:47:50] so so basically

[03:47:51] more than

[03:47:52] 60 percent

[03:47:53] i honestly

[03:47:54] 70 percent

[03:47:55] i would say

[03:47:56] 70 percent

[03:47:57] is good cutoff

[03:47:58] 70 percent or more

[03:47:58] i would consider

[03:47:59] a landslide

[03:48:00] fair

[03:48:01] well what i'm

[03:48:02] what i'm going to

[03:48:03] find interesting is

[03:48:03] if trump wins the

[03:48:04] popular vote because

[03:48:05] here's the thing if

[03:48:06] trump wins the

[03:48:06] popular vote and

[03:48:07] the electoral vote

[03:48:08] you can't argue

[03:48:09] with the results

[03:48:09] right

[03:48:10] unless you're making

[03:48:12] the the assertion

[03:48:13] that the entire

[03:48:13] election was fraudulent

[03:48:14] manuel said

[03:48:16] 170 to 230 on google

[03:48:17] in favor of trump

[03:48:19] 179 to 230

[03:48:20] i bet on trump

[03:48:21] hey i'm betting

[03:48:23] on trump too man

[03:48:25] kamala zoo michigan

[03:48:29] kamala zoo michigan

[03:48:34] i just i can't get

[03:48:35] the pitch correct

[03:48:37] kamala zoo michigan

[03:48:39] 105 different areas

[03:48:40] only three have been

[03:48:40] reported so we have

[03:48:42] 102 to go

[03:48:43] holy cow

[03:48:44] thanks for the

[03:48:45] kamala zoo

[03:48:47] uh sosa said

[03:48:48] landslide is winning

[03:48:49] the swing states

[03:48:50] and the safety blue

[03:48:51] one

[03:48:51] so that okay

[03:48:53] valid point sosa

[03:48:54] so yes i will amend

[03:48:55] my statement

[03:48:55] and it is

[03:48:56] don't call us that

[03:48:58] kamala zoo

[03:48:59] kamala zoo

[03:49:00] it's like a zoo

[03:49:02] there

[03:49:03] they have a hundred

[03:49:04] and some odd

[03:49:04] precincts

[03:49:05] everyone's different

[03:49:07] but they all voted

[03:49:08] for kamala and

[03:49:10] tamala zoo

[03:49:10] they have beautiful

[03:49:11] streets

[03:49:13] is that a dog

[03:49:19] yo everybody

[03:49:20] no that's that's

[03:49:21] just for walking

[03:49:22] yo everybody

[03:49:23] from the mysterious

[03:49:25] 1 a.m voter demographic

[03:49:27] might beat us though

[03:49:28] that hey

[03:49:28] i i said 3 a.m

[03:49:30] but i i know

[03:49:30] what you're talking

[03:49:31] about

[03:49:31] it's 3 a.m

[03:49:33] i'm gonna be

[03:49:33] low

[03:49:35] so yes actually

[03:49:36] sosa based on

[03:49:37] your definition

[03:49:38] which i actually

[03:49:38] agree with upon

[03:49:39] further reflection

[03:49:40] because

[03:49:42] kamala was

[03:49:43] supposed to take

[03:49:44] minnesota wisconsin

[03:49:45] michigan and

[03:49:46] pennsylvania

[03:49:46] now pennsylvania

[03:49:48] was always a top

[03:49:48] toss up for me

[03:49:49] but

[03:49:51] um manuel said

[03:49:52] i actually mean

[03:49:53] i placed a wager

[03:49:54] if you guys didn't

[03:49:55] understand

[03:49:55] oh you actually

[03:49:56] bet okay

[03:49:57] oh okay

[03:49:58] holy shit

[03:50:01] hey

[03:50:01] you might uh

[03:50:02] you might you

[03:50:03] might win some

[03:50:04] you might win a

[03:50:05] fair decent amount

[03:50:06] of money

[03:50:07] hell yeah i hope

[03:50:08] you do i love

[03:50:09] success

[03:50:11] i think he could

[03:50:12] win new york

[03:50:12] no i don't think

[03:50:13] he's gonna win new

[03:50:14] york those squirrel

[03:50:15] killing motherfuckers

[03:50:16] you know honestly

[03:50:17] if you want to get

[03:50:18] down to a lot of

[03:50:19] democrats not not a

[03:50:20] lot all of them but

[03:50:21] some of them they

[03:50:21] they're just jealous of

[03:50:22] success when they say

[03:50:24] oh we need to tax

[03:50:25] the rich more it's like

[03:50:26] no you're just jealous

[03:50:26] of their success that's

[03:50:28] all it is

[03:50:28] well their platform

[03:50:29] their platform is

[03:50:31] i think that's a good

[03:50:32] point

[03:50:33] tamala zoo

[03:50:34] they call you know

[03:50:35] why they call it

[03:50:36] tamala zoo

[03:50:36] is because it's filled

[03:50:38] with squirrels and

[03:50:39] raccoons

[03:50:51] i know he is in

[03:50:52] your favor oh yeah

[03:50:52] he did

[03:50:53] he voted trump

[03:50:55] well you know what

[03:50:56] this is the first

[03:50:56] election he voted for

[03:50:57] trump

[03:50:57] it's the first election

[03:50:58] i voted for a

[03:50:59] republican

[03:51:05] and i was proud to

[03:51:06] do it god damn it

[03:51:08] really what what

[03:51:09] clinched it for me

[03:51:10] was when rfk endorsed

[03:51:11] and joined his

[03:51:12] campaign because i was

[03:51:13] like okay because

[03:51:14] essentially voting for

[03:51:15] trump is voting for

[03:51:16] rfk

[03:51:17] uh and then tulsi

[03:51:18] gabbard

[03:51:18] uh yeah and then

[03:51:19] that was just icing

[03:51:20] on tulsi and elon

[03:51:21] was just icing on the

[03:51:22] cake so what state

[03:51:23] does he need to win

[03:51:24] um

[03:51:26] honestly

[03:51:27] pennsylvania

[03:51:28] and georgia

[03:51:29] uh

[03:51:30] once those solidify

[03:51:31] which i i'm assuming

[03:51:33] uh pennsylvania

[03:51:34] no

[03:51:35] yeah is pennsylvania

[03:51:36] mostly red

[03:51:37] it is right now

[03:51:38] yes but they're

[03:51:39] and the 76

[03:51:40] 76 percent

[03:51:41] yeah but they're 76

[03:51:42] percent like i don't

[03:51:43] know how much

[03:51:44] it's a difference of

[03:51:45] almost 200 000 votes

[03:51:46] it's like 180

[03:51:49] 83 or something

[03:51:50] like that

[03:51:50] um but

[03:51:53] i don't know if

[03:51:54] they have the

[03:51:55] mail-in ballots

[03:51:55] that that's that's

[03:51:56] oh let me let me

[03:51:57] ask

[03:51:58] those

[03:51:59] even even if

[03:52:01] kamala manages to

[03:52:02] win minnesota

[03:52:03] wisconsin and

[03:52:03] michigan which

[03:52:04] as of right now it

[03:52:05] doesn't look like

[03:52:05] she's going to

[03:52:07] and even if she

[03:52:08] wins pennsylvania

[03:52:09] trump still wins

[03:52:10] assuming which

[03:52:10] actually they're

[03:52:11] giving virginia

[03:52:12] back to kamala

[03:52:12] so if kamala

[03:52:14] can manage to

[03:52:14] win virginia

[03:52:15] pennsylvania

[03:52:16] michigan wisconsin

[03:52:16] and minnesota

[03:52:17] she will win

[03:52:18] if she loses

[03:52:19] any of those

[03:52:20] states

[03:52:21] she loses

[03:52:25] assuming all this

[03:52:26] stays the same

[03:52:29] i'm sorry

[03:52:30] i'm sorry

[03:52:30] i'm sorry

[03:52:31] supreme force

[03:52:32] says pennsylvania

[03:52:32] voters

[03:52:33] mail

[03:52:36] okay so uh

[03:52:37] apparently uh

[03:52:38] pennsylvania is

[03:52:39] having issues with

[03:52:40] mail-in ballots

[03:52:41] and they said

[03:52:42] if they're defective

[03:52:43] you can come vote

[03:52:44] in person

[03:52:49] the only reason i

[03:52:50] think that's so

[03:52:51] funny is because

[03:52:53] not a lot of

[03:52:54] uh republicans

[03:52:55] are probably

[03:52:55] voting mail-in

[03:52:56] ballots

[03:52:56] they're going

[03:52:57] no but it's

[03:52:58] their fucking

[03:52:59] civic duty

[03:52:59] and then they're

[03:53:00] just like i gotta

[03:53:01] go vote

[03:53:02] well i'm not mad

[03:53:03] about that by the

[03:53:04] way

[03:53:04] thinking

[03:53:06] something you

[03:53:06] know where

[03:53:07] a lot of

[03:53:08] i'm gonna say

[03:53:08] something

[03:53:08] yeah yeah

[03:53:09] in 2020 he said

[03:53:10] my family went

[03:53:11] to sleep

[03:53:11] this is man

[03:53:12] well

[03:53:12] my family went

[03:53:13] to sleep

[03:53:14] thinking projecting

[03:53:15] trump victory

[03:53:15] but out of the

[03:53:16] blue

[03:53:16] i was the same

[03:53:17] yeah

[03:53:18] same

[03:53:18] i couldn't

[03:53:20] believe that

[03:53:20] people legitimately

[03:53:21] voted for joe

[03:53:22] biden because

[03:53:23] again again in

[03:53:24] 2020 joe biden

[03:53:24] was a known

[03:53:25] element

[03:53:27] well all right

[03:53:28] listen

[03:53:28] oh and this is

[03:53:30] stupid just just

[03:53:31] hear me out

[03:53:31] on the guise of

[03:53:33] memes

[03:53:34] the obama

[03:53:36] biden memes

[03:53:37] were unrivaled

[03:53:39] they were so good

[03:53:40] do you remember

[03:53:40] those

[03:53:40] those are

[03:53:41] they were they

[03:53:42] were they were

[03:53:42] so good and

[03:53:43] so it's like

[03:53:44] okay um i get

[03:53:45] why people started

[03:53:46] to like him

[03:53:47] and it's because

[03:53:48] he was you

[03:53:49] know before he

[03:53:50] became president

[03:53:50] he was like

[03:53:51] america's grandpa

[03:53:53] and if he would

[03:53:54] have just stayed

[03:53:55] that they would

[03:53:56] have been fine

[03:53:56] man just eating

[03:53:57] his ice cream

[03:53:58] you know

[03:53:59] taking showers

[03:54:00] with his

[03:54:00] granddaughter

[03:54:01] what flavor

[03:54:02] she got

[03:54:03] voter turnout

[03:54:04] was immense

[03:54:05] despite the

[03:54:06] fraud in 2020

[03:54:07] a lot of it

[03:54:08] was a bunch

[03:54:08] of normies

[03:54:09] trying to be

[03:54:10] heroes

[03:54:11] but now they

[03:54:12] realize they were

[03:54:13] duped i think

[03:54:14] the enthusiasm

[03:54:14] is the same as

[03:54:15] then too

[03:54:16] yeah

[03:54:16] yeah i agree

[03:54:18] they were duped

[03:54:18] and what's

[03:54:19] interesting though

[03:54:19] is there actually

[03:54:20] reports and i

[03:54:21] believe it because

[03:54:21] there was some

[03:54:22] kind of crummy

[03:54:22] weather across

[03:54:23] the midwest in

[03:54:24] various places

[03:54:24] and believe it

[03:54:26] or not weather

[03:54:26] will actually have

[03:54:27] an influence on

[03:54:28] this election

[03:54:28] because if people

[03:54:29] look out the

[03:54:30] window and go

[03:54:30] it's too muggy

[03:54:31] to go vote

[03:54:32] well you know

[03:54:32] what fuck you

[03:54:33] we didn't want

[03:54:33] your vote anyway

[03:54:35] like really you're

[03:54:36] not going to vote

[03:54:37] because it's

[03:54:37] sprinkling outside

[03:54:40] there are a lot

[03:54:41] of fair weathered

[03:54:41] people out there

[03:54:43] there are

[03:54:48] say oh

[03:54:50] say oh

[03:54:51] i was saying

[03:54:52] earlier

[03:54:52] oh by the way

[03:54:53] for those who

[03:54:53] have joined us

[03:54:54] the little game

[03:54:55] we're playing

[03:54:55] is shout out

[03:54:56] the name of

[03:54:57] a state

[03:54:57] and if i

[03:54:57] haven't already

[03:54:58] done so

[03:54:58] we'll look at

[03:54:59] their election

[03:55:00] results and

[03:55:01] or counts

[03:55:02] and share at

[03:55:03] least one fun

[03:55:03] fact about said

[03:55:04] state just to

[03:55:06] make it a little

[03:55:07] bit more interesting

[03:55:07] i think we've

[03:55:08] been done a

[03:55:08] pretty good job

[03:55:09] of not being

[03:55:10] all politics

[03:55:11] but still keeping

[03:55:11] on top of

[03:55:13] well yeah

[03:55:13] and if somebody

[03:55:14] pops in and

[03:55:15] literally ask a

[03:55:16] question or

[03:55:16] whatnot we're

[03:55:17] just we're

[03:55:17] back on top

[03:55:18] topic because

[03:55:19] it's hard to

[03:55:20] stay on

[03:55:20] politics 24 7

[03:55:22] we've already

[03:55:22] said this probably

[03:55:23] three times in

[03:55:23] this podcast

[03:55:24] it's boring

[03:55:24] it's boring

[03:55:25] he's winning

[03:55:26] popular vote by

[03:55:27] 5 million

[03:55:27] let's fucking

[03:55:28] go right

[03:55:29] i that's

[03:55:30] that's surprising

[03:55:31] even me

[03:55:32] like that's

[03:55:33] wild to me

[03:55:35] like i said

[03:55:36] though if trump

[03:55:37] wins the electoral

[03:55:37] and popular votes

[03:55:38] they got nothing

[03:55:39] to say

[03:55:40] and hopefully

[03:55:41] if that's the

[03:55:42] case hopefully

[03:55:42] that will lead

[03:55:43] that will lead

[03:55:44] to a change

[03:55:44] in platform

[03:55:45] just they'll

[03:55:46] realize that

[03:55:46] they just

[03:55:46] went too

[03:55:47] far

[03:55:50] because i

[03:55:50] remember when

[03:55:51] democrats were

[03:55:51] reasonable people

[03:55:52] for the most

[03:55:53] part generally

[03:55:53] speaking and

[03:55:54] now like almost

[03:55:56] the whole party

[03:55:56] is just so

[03:55:57] damn radical

[03:55:58] they've just

[03:55:58] taken it too

[03:55:59] damn far

[03:56:02] and the american

[03:56:03] people are

[03:56:03] speaking at least

[03:56:06] the ones that are

[03:56:06] voting for trump

[03:56:09] i think the i think

[03:56:10] the margin in

[03:56:11] california oh

[03:56:11] there we go

[03:56:12] that's that's

[03:56:13] more like it

[03:56:13] okay yeah

[03:56:16] there's san

[03:56:17] francisco

[03:56:18] sacramento

[03:56:19] los angeles

[03:56:20] still hasn't

[03:56:21] i bet you san

[03:56:22] diego goes

[03:56:22] red though

[03:56:23] oh shit

[03:56:24] uh when did

[03:56:25] oregon pop

[03:56:26] back on

[03:56:26] uh it just

[03:56:28] turned

[03:56:28] yeah they are

[03:56:29] 58 percent

[03:56:30] reporting 55

[03:56:31] and 42

[03:56:35] with kamal

[03:56:36] in the lead

[03:56:36] sorry

[03:56:41] yeah i mean

[03:56:42] what are you

[03:56:42] gonna say

[03:56:43] what are you

[03:56:43] gonna say

[03:56:44] oh trump

[03:56:45] it's almost

[03:56:46] i'm sorry

[03:56:47] go ahead

[03:56:47] no go for

[03:56:48] it

[03:56:48] i was gonna

[03:56:49] say it's

[03:56:49] 700 000 votes

[03:56:51] uh she's ahead

[03:56:52] in california

[03:56:52] and only 20

[03:56:54] percent responding

[03:56:55] reporting

[03:56:56] that happened

[03:56:57] quick which we

[03:56:58] figured it would

[03:56:59] there's a lot of

[03:57:00] people in california

[03:57:01] dude

[03:57:02] results in nevada

[03:57:03] expected to start

[03:57:04] coming in soon

[03:57:04] and i mean i

[03:57:05] hate i hate to

[03:57:05] disparage our

[03:57:06] friends in hawaii

[03:57:07] in alaska but

[03:57:08] the way this race

[03:57:09] is right now

[03:57:09] it's going to be

[03:57:10] fairly inconsequential

[03:57:11] so so you think

[03:57:12] new york might

[03:57:13] flip no way

[03:57:14] in hell

[03:57:17] 56 and 48

[03:57:18] uh 84 okay

[03:57:19] you know well he

[03:57:20] he said look up

[03:57:21] new york might be

[03:57:22] the dark horse of

[03:57:23] the selection i

[03:57:23] don't know what

[03:57:24] that means

[03:57:27] okay it's new

[03:57:28] york city that's

[03:57:29] the big

[03:57:29] motherfucker though

[03:57:31] uh-huh let's

[03:57:33] see whoa

[03:57:35] there's a there's

[03:57:37] a red ass

[03:57:37] oh yeah there's

[03:57:38] a red ass

[03:57:39] county and uh

[03:57:41] wow

[03:57:41] yeah that's

[03:57:43] crazy how much

[03:57:44] red there is

[03:57:45] yeah but

[03:57:46] in new york city

[03:57:47] just oh my gosh

[03:57:49] although hang on

[03:57:52] oh yeah it's

[03:57:53] i can't zoom in

[03:57:54] far enough but

[03:57:54] yeah i was gonna

[03:57:56] say i thought that

[03:57:57] was an island but

[03:57:57] yes it is an

[03:57:58] island it's just

[03:58:00] it's the epstein

[03:58:01] mateo

[03:58:04] noobs

[03:58:06] who's mateo

[03:58:07] yeah

[03:58:08] cybots

[03:58:09] maybe

[03:58:10] rudy

[03:58:11] giuliani

[03:58:12] when new york

[03:58:13] gets crunk

[03:58:14] they occasionally

[03:58:15] i'm gonna go

[03:58:15] red

[03:58:19] i'm mateo

[03:58:23] damn my bad

[03:58:24] bro i didn't i

[03:58:25] did not mean to

[03:58:25] upset you

[03:58:26] who's mateo

[03:58:27] i'm mateo

[03:58:32] oh god

[03:58:35] man this is all

[03:58:36] minnesota shifted

[03:58:37] back blue

[03:58:39] marginally yeah

[03:58:39] that i kind of

[03:58:40] thought so

[03:58:42] yeah i kind of

[03:58:44] thought so

[03:58:46] so hang on i'm

[03:58:47] gonna change that

[03:58:48] back to my

[03:58:49] prediction

[03:58:51] yeah i had a

[03:58:52] hunch it might be

[03:58:53] a little bit closer

[03:58:54] than we thought

[03:58:55] but we'll see

[03:59:00] marginally

[03:59:01] bet you anything

[03:59:02] that was fucking

[03:59:02] saint paul

[03:59:03] bastards

[03:59:04] i was on probation

[03:59:05] but fled the

[03:59:06] country now i'm in

[03:59:06] another country a

[03:59:07] little more south

[03:59:08] of you homies

[03:59:08] fuck probation

[03:59:11] hey dog

[03:59:12] hey

[03:59:13] we appreciate you

[03:59:14] we just wish you

[03:59:15] could vote

[03:59:17] damn fled

[03:59:18] into the country

[03:59:19] man i have

[03:59:20] i must have

[03:59:21] like a hell of

[03:59:22] oh i do have

[03:59:22] a delay

[03:59:23] okay because

[03:59:24] i didn't see

[03:59:24] that comment

[03:59:29] i'll read him

[03:59:29] out as soon as

[03:59:30] i see him

[03:59:30] he says hi

[03:59:31] i can't even

[03:59:31] work at walmart

[03:59:32] hey that's

[03:59:33] okay you don't

[03:59:33] you know

[03:59:34] no one wants

[03:59:34] to work

[03:59:35] okay i'm

[03:59:35] i'm seriously

[03:59:36] missing i'm

[03:59:36] missing comments

[03:59:37] new mexico

[03:59:38] safely called

[03:59:38] blue

[03:59:40] um jake at

[03:59:41] the top left

[03:59:42] the the menu

[03:59:43] on the chat

[03:59:44] where it says

[03:59:44] live chat or

[03:59:45] top chat change

[03:59:46] that to live chat

[03:59:47] it makes a

[03:59:48] difference

[03:59:49] well no

[03:59:50] when i went

[03:59:51] to vote

[03:59:51] some guy

[03:59:52] said sucks

[03:59:53] that the shooter

[03:59:54] was a bad

[03:59:54] shot when

[03:59:55] talking about

[03:59:55] session age

[03:59:56] it really got

[03:59:56] me upset

[03:59:57] i had to

[03:59:57] say something

[03:59:58] see but here's

[03:59:59] here's here's

[03:59:59] the point