F You Too(b) # 3: They removed a video for mentioning names...

[00:00:00] All right.

[00:00:02] Obviously, this is private.

[00:00:05] If we can get for the.

[00:00:08] All right.

[00:00:09] So. Oh, oh, wait.

[00:00:11] I guess I should probably make this big.

[00:00:14] There we go.

[00:00:15] Yeah.

[00:00:15] Yeah.

[00:00:16] Bigger is always better if we've learned anything from Texas.

[00:00:20] And porn stars.

[00:00:24] Not necessarily.

[00:00:25] There is such a thing as too big.

[00:01:23] of their, probably their number one hit, at least over here.

[00:01:25] What the hell? All the things you said.

[00:01:27] I almost said all up in my head.

[00:01:29] All the things you said.

[00:01:29] Yeah.

[00:01:31] Yeah.

[00:01:32] They reimagined the song to be from the perspective of a serial killer.

[00:01:36] And obviously it's a metal version.

[00:01:39] All the things you killed.

[00:01:42] No, it's it's it's pretty good.

[00:01:43] I dug it.

[00:01:44] The funny thing is, virus, their lead singer is pretty good friend of mine. Why is it stuck on my fucking face? Oh, I needed to talk. Yeah. Thank she abuse. Damn it. I can't even fucking talk.

[00:03:01] Yeah, dude.

[00:03:02] That's all that's huge.

[00:03:04] It is legitimately six pounds, I mean, processor. I don't know. It's just you.

[00:04:21] Yeah, I know. I'll figure it out.

[00:04:23] But what kills me is the last computer I was using for all this was years older.

[00:05:23] But we are not here to talk about computers today. We are here to talk about YouTube and how they suck.

[00:05:28] Hi, you suck.

[00:05:30] Now, because of their censorship policies, we will be referring to the

[00:05:35] people with similar sounding names, which is what people do on YouTube.

[00:05:40] And I hate it.

[00:05:41] I find it personally annoying, but they just say things that rhyme.

[00:05:43] So we're going to be talking about of lawsuit or something like that. There's no way they can get away with this shit. Like I know they're they're acting as a public utility.

[00:07:02] Well, but here's the interesting thing.

[00:07:04] So I could potentially see a case for copyright infringement. him Tucker, you know, fucker. I can't fucker Tarleton. Fucker Tarleton. I saw the video of him talking to. And a journalist from Russia, I believe, and he was basically just saying, you know, your country's beautiful and this and that, and, you know, the journalist was like, Oh, thank you.

[00:08:21] Thank you.

[00:08:22] And then asking him questions or whatnot.

[00:08:23] But I will say Ben Shapiro did.

[00:11:01] the he did the best strategy he could, which was let Putin talk. And that's pretty much what he did, although he did stop him a few times. I actually kind of liked the history lesson because I'm not I know, to Putin's credit, I'm not super versed in like, free Soviet era Ukrainian history. I have like a rudimentary passing knowledge of certain periods, like I'm aware

[00:11:04] of the Grand Duchy of Poland and all that. But I don't really that is currently known as modern-day Ukraine, that Russia has a claim to it based upon at some point in history Russia technically had control over the land and he started to be to be fair he's talking about prior to the Soviet Union even though I'm kind of like well I mean based upon your argument that if

[00:12:24] you at any point had a claim over a recently joined NATO. I don't remember at what point in history, but I think I can't remember if Poland was ever part of that or not. But as we know, Poland is now a NATO country. And this really this

[00:13:43] goes back to which shout out to a an internet friend of mine, didn't stop them at all until Stalingrad. And if you know your Russian geography, that's, that's pretty far east. I mean, that that's an issue. But at the same time, like, I mean, think about it in terms of exactly what I was talking about. He doesn't want someone on their doorstep with nuclear power.

[00:15:01] Oh, I get it.

[00:15:02] They technically didn't want people on their doorstep to begin with.

[00:15:05] But once you add nuclear weapons into that makes you. But I was gonna say not on paper, but really they're not communist maybe a bit dictatorial, but they're not Like I actually follow quite a few youtubers Russian youtubers they like they're building a house like like their own they're doing it themselves and rehabbing it and Like they never bitch about anything like they like talk about their country and you know, like it's in another language

[00:16:25] one I Yeah, so fuck Donald Trump just an experiment people that was like That seemed like AI you saying that that was like perfectly done because I know it seemed like Donald Trump More like YouTube F you you YouTube you

[00:17:45] Well now but and then plus fact in which this is why I always say this is why

[00:21:40] You want to know why America is the hubris of the left. So Biden gets a little bit of a and Any of them been proven Well, he's been convicted twice now. Well, I'm sorry. I'm liable twice They're not criminal cases. Yeah, that's why I said he's been found liable. Although the New York one I will agree the New York one is bullshit. I don't give a shit about all the other fucking bullshit of

[00:21:46] Lawsuits and this and that all I care about is criminal lawsuits. Everyone's like, oh, they're just so real estate assets. They're trying to get more money. Well, and on top of that, you wanna know the greatest part about all this is,

[00:23:01] since it's not criminal cases.

[00:23:04] Do you know what can happen?

[00:23:06] It's pretty obvious now because these are both exorbitant fines.

[00:24:24] For what?

[00:24:25] He didn't do anything in the last five years. steep. Well, if you believe something without a doubt, and that moment, and then you're the judge, if you're proven wrong, the judge wants to though, I know, but I'm saying if you're proven wrong later, and it comes out and dude apologizes and what not, it's dropped. Yeah, because that's not defamation. That was because part of part of the standard of the standard of

[00:25:41] burden is you they have to be knowingly false. Right. And I

[00:25:44] know these two situations are completely different, you know, I just I I'm I'm off the wall. I'm hangry and stuff right now. So it's it's hard for me to stay on one point So you lead? So but Ben Shapiro's rebuttal namely it was Tucker Carlson's videos where he visited a Russian grocery store and a Russian McDonald's And bent and shame on me because I'm watching Tucker's video and I'm getting a little pissy too

[00:27:01] But then Ben brings up a really good point. I'm not gonna take credit for this. This was all Ben Shapiro, you know

[00:28:06] Tucker was saying that, that the bill at the grocery store was, I think he said $104 American, but I like, what was it?

[00:28:11] The rush of the, the average income in Moscow was like 400 a month.

[00:28:18] No, not 400 a month.

[00:28:19] It might've been 400 a month.

[00:28:21] I'll look up some stats real quick.

[00:28:24] Oh yeah.

[00:28:24] I guess we can Google is free, right? they get? Was it quite a bit of stuff for $100? He said they got a week's worth of groceries. He said they they said a week's worth of groceries cost them 104 American. Now, let's even assume that a Russian consumer is more discerning with their money because they really didn't act like they cared. Like again, they're buying wine and you know, a lot of different bread items, but their bill was $104 a month. But when your monthly

[00:29:42] income is 700. That's why all that eight hundred, that's eight hundred left. How much is the average rent and

[00:31:01] I know I know I know I know but you're talking about apples and oranges

[00:31:06] Because that's what I'm saying. How much is rent and

[00:32:04] to say it's smaller than what an American would expect from an apartment. Oh, absolutely. But at the same time that we as Americans are all worried about, you

[00:32:09] know, what we have.

[00:32:10] Oh, yeah. And fair, fair enough. The point Ben was making though, is that

[00:32:16] I'm looking at it the wrong.

[00:32:18] The point is the point Ben was making though, is that, you know, Tucker saying like, Oh

[00:32:23] my gosh, look how cheap this is. It we know, but we don't know. Well, here's the thing about. Well, here's the thing about Russia. So let's let's go back in time back to during the Cold War. Was Putin in charge? Well, at certain parts of the Cold War, he wasn't in charge, but he was alive.

[00:33:44] OK, well, let's go back to the like the big time, the Red Scare, you want, but we didn't kill 20 million people because of our economic policy. We also didn't kill 8 million Ukrainians because we went in and thought it would be a great idea to kick all the people that knew how to farm the land off their land because damn it, private property is evil and send them all to Siberia or just kill them on the spot.

[00:35:05] And then figure, oh shit, we don't know how to grow wheat.

[00:36:06] We need to start learning what the heck's in stuff because the thing is I'm your average American and I don't know that that's really bad.

[00:36:14] I actually did try to make bread once and I say try because I mean, it was edible, but it didn't it didn't look like it was supposed to yeast is a bitch.

[00:36:18] And I'll be frank, it just took too long. It wasn't worth the hassle.

[00:36:20] And it probably costs like 10 times more than just going and buying bread.

[00:36:24] Have you been seeing people making sourdough and shit like that and like how it like, oh, yeah, people speak and then people can critique. And upon hearing those different critiques, I now have a more complete. I'm not going to say I have the full picture because I wasn't there, but I now have a more complete picture and I have more nuance with which to evaluate what I've seen. So hold on one sec.

[00:37:40] I'm going to assume that Tucker was in Moscow for two weeks.

[00:37:46] Or was it for a week?

[00:37:48] But okay. pretty fucking even. Not all of us relative, but here's the thing, even relatively speaking, the United States is still better off because yes, things are or they seem to be more expensive here. But when you compare it to the the incomes of the relative areas you're talking about, you actually are pretty well off here. I will just say I've witnessed this.

[00:39:01] I've seen someone in a country that rhymes with Lexico being

[00:40:02] most people have canned goods in their freaking pantry, you're just buying meat, bread, milk and eggs.

[00:40:06] I mean, and that's pretty much it.

[00:40:08] So, I mean, with the prices of meat,

[00:40:12] you know, little before 2020, I mean.

[00:40:14] Okay, that's fair.

[00:40:17] I'm gonna say people forget,

[00:40:18] in a very short period of time ago,

[00:40:22] we were spending at least like 30, 40% less

[00:40:25] than what we're spending now.

[00:40:27] If, and that's a small estimate. And they're also counting the numbers of people returning to work and treating that as new jobs created Which I guess technically they can do but yeah, but technically American people are not stupid and they're waking up And there's like what do you mean you're creating jobs? But then it's not only that it's like again go to any grocery store anywhere

[00:41:42] Look at the cost of like for example, I

[00:42:42] the Daily Double. Oh, I thought he was going to say the Big and Tasty.

[00:42:45] No, the Big and Tasty came after she passed.

[00:42:48] No, the Daily Double is basic.

[00:42:50] It's just a double cheeseburger, but with lettuce and tomato and mayonnaise.

[00:42:53] But it's still on the menu.

[00:42:56] It's been on the menu the whole time.

[00:42:58] It's actually a pretty good sandwich.

[00:43:00] It's the spot.

[00:43:00] But I only so that's that's been around since the 90s.

[00:43:05] Probably I think the 80s actually, but I wraps Um, I think technically yes, but they were called something different dude like McDonald's Guys are you guys are screwing up everyone else is bringing back the wraps and you guys are sitting on your ass on a gold

[00:44:22] Mine, they still haven't they still haven't brought back their salads

[00:45:22] admission. I'm pretty sure it isn't Connecticut, one of the richest states. Yeah. Also, particularly Greenwich is very,

[00:45:28] very hoity toity area. And I believe Tucker is Tucker is

[00:45:32] Tucker. I believe fucker is from in or around the Greenwich

[00:45:37] area. I could be wrong on that though.

[00:45:40] You know, I will say though, from the interview with Tucker

[00:45:46] fucker,

[00:45:46] fucker. See, we can't, but after it, we honestly just think that he at least thought that it was necessary to give context. So, credit for credits do and I actually found that part of the interview fascinating. And I'm John Greenewald sounds like the dude is proud of his history of his country because they've made great strides. John Greenewald certainly knows it. Yeah, I would wager to say he probably knows the history of his

[00:47:03] country. And there's a lot more history of his you know So I mean you can film whatever you want. I don't know. I've been watching too much shit. They're just they're just hoping that you're gonna

[00:48:23] cave

[00:48:24] Yep

[00:48:26] Tyrants tyrants

[00:49:22] Oh, but I mean, what happened here?

[00:49:23] That's assault. You can't. It's assaulting a police officer.

[00:49:25] No, absolutely would have gotten arrested for that.

[00:49:27] No, no, no, I'm not talking about that.

[00:49:30] Like I'm saying, like, I don't know.

[00:49:33] You just can't bobby lead me.

[00:49:36] Are you talking about he got arrested because of what he was wearing

[00:49:39] or because he hit a cop?

[00:49:40] No, because he's a fucking idiot and smacked a cop.

[00:49:42] He deserved to be done. Yeah.

[00:49:44] You absolutely will.

[00:49:45] If you smack a cop in the United States, you're going to get taken down.

[00:50:44] States that you would be that you would consider destitute and rightfully so.

[00:50:51] There are a myriad of factors for that, but it is what it is. And I think what Tucker was just trying to say is like, you know, at least ask the question, which is fair.

[00:51:00] He asked some pretty ballsy questions. And then and then at the end,

[00:51:05] at the end where he tried to get that fr imagine they're probably not gonna well I'm assuming he comes in through JFK not the southern border Well, I'm not I'm not I'm not saying like that. I'm just saying, you know, how how Asinine we are in this country. I mean the hypocrites. Well The government yeah, because now they're gaslight which we touched on this last week

[00:52:22] The government is now gaslighting all of you trying to convince you that Donald Trump is the reason that the borders wide open

[00:53:24] Georgia who has led the charges for the I forget what the Rico case against Donald Trump in the state of Georgia. She

[00:53:28] hired an attorney by the name I forget it's Nathan Wade, Nathan

[00:53:32] or Nathaniel Wade, Nathan Wade, I believe, to help run the case.

[00:53:36] And Mr. Wade was paid, I believe $650,000, or at least up to a

[00:53:43] certain point had been paid $650,000, or I should say his how you look at it because okay, maybe she did pay him back in cash. Um, first off, the business credit card. Like really, I guess technically, if you reimburse it, but there's, there's been like, there's there's a whole lot of problems and Miss Willis may or may not have admitted to a felony during

[00:55:00] her testimony, which I want to slap the Trump lawyers for this

[00:55:04] because they didn't follow up on it. Now, maybe they couldn't.

[00:56:02] I mean, this woman, I do. I do not understand how I well, she got the job because it's an elected position.

[00:56:07] Um, like, and this sounds bad.

[00:56:10] And somebody's going to say that I'm being racist here and I'm not, but like,

[00:56:13] she doesn't even speak proper English on the stand.

[00:56:16] Like this woman is supposed to be the district attorney of Fulton County, Georgia.

[00:56:23] And she cannot even string together be next. It's like, well, they didn't call you. So I don't know why you would assume you would be next. Or that they would even assume you want testified. Because technically

[00:57:41] you can plead the Fifth Amendment and not testify.

[00:57:46] Well, I tell you what,. And I will again, I wish I knew we were talking about the same person, but I watched legal ego on YouTube, who is a great channel. And he does, I will admit, he obviously leans a little liberal. But he's talking about how in one of those hearings, she tried, she tried to reference evidence that had

[00:59:02] not been entered into evidence was this on video or was it

[00:59:05] recorded?

[01:00:04] or what, but it seemed like she either screwed up or didn't know.

[01:00:08] But I guess that it was somebody with high and mighty profile thinking that they know better.

[01:00:10] Could be because I saw her on the PVD podcast and she came up as very smart to me.

[01:00:14] That's that's what I'm saying.

[01:00:16] Like everything I've heard her talk, you know, it's like it's not like she's an idiot.

[01:00:19] Like I hear her speak.

[01:00:20] I mean, if you can speak eloquently and, you know,

[01:00:24] without a fucking speech prepared, I mean, like Trump, man.

[01:01:27] You know talking about being like borderline Down syndrome. He's like, yeah almost got me. I miss that. Oh

[01:01:35] My gosh man, like seriously, that's probably one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever seen not so best But it is it is one of the best. It's up there. I still

[01:01:39] The clip he sent me when I got there and it took him the other day. I was like, there's some kind of virus. There's some kind of virus going around, but there's also flu going around. So it's like. It's it's kind of like during peak pandemic, you're like. Jams everywhere, dude, I was in the

[01:03:03] where was I was standing in line to pay somewhere, and I can't remember.

[01:03:05] It was a grocery store or something.

[01:03:06] But anyway, like somebody to an American ear and Australian accent is just like,

[01:04:21] it's either funny or nurturing. It's one of the two. Like, you

[01:04:25] can't listen to an Australian person yell at you and not be we export not natural ass no fuck look out oh shit there's another one let the fuck dog back in because Karen over something do to the ditches and burn do the which is the slam

[01:06:45] Yeah, it would have been I accidentally added 20 pounds to my weight. And I was doing, and I'm like, fuck, this is hard.

[01:06:47] But like, I did it.

[01:06:49] I'm like, God damn, you're out of shape.

[01:06:51] And then I only just realized that I did it.

[01:06:53] I was like, Oh, that's why it was so hard.

[01:06:54] And I'm like, well, shit, I can do 10 more pounds.

[01:06:57] I was getting ready to say, well, Goku, you just experienced a hundred times gravity.

[01:07:02] You need to train in it now.

[01:07:04] Well, no, I has a bleach in it, you know. I mean, it's not, you know, it's enriched a bunch of other shit to like. And not only that, I bet you like. If grocery stores just.

[01:08:20] Had fresh bread available.

[01:08:24] This is which I guess I guess they do.

[01:08:26] Sixties there, Joe. What's the sticker I saw at the gas station? It was Joe Biden looking, you know, in the distance who shit my pants.

[01:09:43] That's good. Who shit my pants, dude?

[01:09:45] Who shit my pants? and another another band. I've seen a couple of really funny creed memes lately, and they've just been making me laugh and laugh. Dude Creed or Scott Stapp was like they did a funny video with him and the band Creed. And he's just like and he was he was basically just saying the song.

[01:11:02] I was like, that's that's it's cute.

[01:11:04] You know, it's funny.

[01:11:06] It's that they did a good job on that.

[01:11:08] Speaking of retro, too, right? Yes, wireless controllers, including though, but the games I'm getting and include. There's more. So Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time, Amajoura's Masker on it. I checked Dragon Ball GT, Final Bow. Budokai is one through four.

[01:12:25] I don't remember all the Budokai.

[01:12:26] There's there's there's I think it's like, okay, well, if we don't own it, then if we download it, you don't own

[01:13:40] it either.

[01:13:41] So Funimation just fucked people.

[01:13:44] Speaking of that.

[01:13:45] I heard about that.

[01:13:46] Crunchyroll.

[01:13:47] Yeah. and my kids want to play it. I would have liked to have been able to just go to the store and spend $2, $3 and rent it for a couple of days. See if we like it before I had to spend fucking 60 bucks. Even a $5 rental, man. Like adjusting for inflation. I know they have game fly, but I don't want to wait. I want to go to a physical store.

[01:15:01] Yeah.

[01:15:02] I want to go to a physical store and get my shit.

[01:15:06] I agree.

[01:15:06] But in other streaming news, I'm trying to cancel it. It's not worth it. Oh, dude, you can get the lower tier one. I do. I've got the $15 one and it's literally two screens and 10 and like 1080p. Oh, dude, I got the 599 one. You got ads? Yeah, I don't care. I don't do ads. And I know Netflix. I got used to ads on Netflix like Max and whatever, you know, like when we did have them.

[01:16:23] I mean, if I had ads on there, it was whatever because I wasn't used to it.

[01:16:26] I mean, I was used to is obviously why they did it. Every other streaming service has ads, literally every other one. Netflix was at least as far as I can recall, the only one that didn't have any ads available, but they were also the most expensive one. So everybody wants to give Netflix shit for this. Listen, they listened to their customers.

[01:17:40] They gave you a cheaper alternative, but they just did what all the other streaming services are doing.

[01:18:46] not remember TV. Yeah, right. We really like you think. Yeah, like you think three ads back to back is like so long. It's 90 seconds. So we had 30 minute episodes supposedly and

[01:18:54] they were barely 21 minutes. Just saying we had 10 minute almost 10 minutes of commercials

[01:19:00] every half an hour. Y'all got it lying. And by the way, I'm so pleased with the belt. So screw it. I'll go ahead and it wasn't, it's not the official sponsor of this episode, but I'll go ahead and throw the link in the description. Cause we have a link that'll take you to trophy smack where we got this bad boy made, but I was so pleased with it.

[01:20:21] I was planning on, um, only doing digital awards for the RD awards this year.

[01:21:22] I think I give it to you.

[01:21:22] No, I think I. Way. No, I think I voted for average intelligence.

[01:21:26] Oh, OK. Pretty sure.

[01:21:28] Yeah, I did because we had some really good episodes in 2023.

[01:21:32] We've had so many good episodes and just.

[01:21:35] You know, people are sleeping on us, man.

[01:21:38] And not for long, our subscribers count still going up,

[01:21:40] although the week of the Super Bowl, YouTube was I don't know what the fuck

[01:21:43] YouTube was doing, but like back and forth. Nothing. Yeah.

[01:21:47] Nothing was getting any traction. we were generating money from here, I could change my work schedule around so that whatever day I decided to do average intelligence news, I can do that and present a better product and experience for you, the viewer. So all we need you to do is watch our long form content. So basically anything but shorts. We appreciate the shorts views,

[01:23:01] but that doesn't contribute to watch time in the same way.

[01:23:03] We need you guys to watch the episodes and the video clips.

[01:23:07] That's what too bad, but enables us to, you know, make it. And then another thing too, the podcast could be a lot more dynamic, but, cause we already have the control board for multiple camera angles, but we would need somebody to run it

[01:24:20] so that it would be more seamless,

[01:24:22] which unfortunately that means you got to pay somebody,

[01:24:25] you know, she is, but somebody we went to middle school with. Her oldest son just turned 16. And that made me feel old as fuck.

[01:25:43] I mean, that's.

[01:25:45] I mean, imagine I can't imagine that's not too bad.

[01:26:46] Eating and whatnot and they're like their longevity is coming back like our longevity like lifespan kind of went down there for a little bit, you know, but now it's starting to come back with the the

[01:26:51] Awakening of food and this and that yeah

[01:26:54] All right told her I said I even told her I said, holy shit. You could potentially be like a 40 year old grandmother. Oh

[01:27:01] Geez like 45

[01:27:05] Like I'll say this other episode didn't. Got you. I got you, man.

[01:28:20] Box cutter.

[01:28:20] You I cut you so bad, you wish I not cut you so bad.

[01:28:25] But yes, please watch the

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