Check out the Arete Podcast: / @aretemedia Visit our website: https://www.aretemedia.org Listen and Support the podcast here: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/sh... Listen on Amazon Music: Listen on Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/8c3... Check out XCW Wrestling here: / @xcwshelbyville It's become a cliche joke now to comment on how large AEW's roster is and yet how often people go missing from tv for months at a time with no explanation. So we're gonna help Tony Khan out by thinning out the roster! Plus a special giveaway for Kickstarter donors for One Weekend at Horrorland And we'll also touch on a bit of wrestling news including the arrival of Jacob Fatu to WWE!
[00:00:35] Hello everybody and welcome to Down The Middle. I know we were away for a little while. We apologize, but you know that's life when you that's life and when you do this shit for free stop complaining we're here
[00:00:51] I'm just doing our obligatory audio check and we're good. Like I said welcome to down the middle today as you can read in the description
[00:01:02] and we are going to do Tony Con a favor. And we're going to take a look at the AEW Roster and see who can go, who should stay and maybe who should go on an excursion. But before we do that I have a very special announcement.
[00:01:24] Jake of fucking thought too is in WWE. Yeah, so that and it was awesome. There was. Oh God this could be so funny. I can't make this shit up. Like I don't know if you can see it. The top notification is from TakeItMaster.
[00:01:46] Get all the lead wrestling tickets you thought were gone for July 3.
[00:01:52] So let's take a gander shall we? And this would be an Indianapolis. Let's just see how many. How many seats are available and what they're going for. Oh wait, no, this is the wind trust arena. Where is this? Do you know where the wind trust arena is?
[00:02:26] Oh Chicago Illinois. First Chicago basically not there still tickets available on the floor man. In Chicago. And they're on if you want floor seats to AEW, if you want ring side seats. There anywhere from 99 to 225 and really there they're all verified resale tickets.
[00:03:15] Yes. Oh, they had a bunch of people. Just drive all of the all of these are verified resale tickets. Oh, there.
[00:03:27] In the upper sections too. Oh no, in the other sections, summer standard image. Yeah, so apparently they just had a bunch of people be like, no, I'm good. And this is like, have you brought them maybe like a precell or something like that and then like, yeah.
[00:03:45] Well, and I will say I can't I I've got to be honest. I had tickets for raw. I ended up selling those tickets because when I bought them.
[00:03:55] I had somebody that I was planning to go with and I ended up having to do a podcast that night. So unfortunately, I had to miss for all but it's a real pain in the ass to sell tickets back on ticket master.
[00:04:09] But yeah, I thought that was really funny. Kind of proves my point a little bit. But yeah, so if you want to see AEW in Chicago, there are still tickets available. So you're welcome Tony. Anyway, Jacob thought too. The rumors are true.
[00:04:26] I figured it was going to happen. How about you? No, to be honest, I didn't.
[00:04:33] I'll be real. There was a point where I thought it was inevitable and then when I believe it. Yeah, it was actually when the grill is a destiny debut. I was like, oh, well, I guess they're holding off or not going with Jacob Fattu. Yeah.
[00:04:48] But and then low and behold, Jacob Fattu shows up and looks. I mean, he looks meriting ever seen before. Yeah, but I mean, also just.
[00:05:07] And I tried out the comment on work, but just based on what I was watching, he looked like he was beaten a living shit out of people. Oh, yeah. It looked legit. It looked legit. Did you see the Simone drop on the steps? Yeah. That.
[00:05:28] That looked extra. I'm sure it was painful, but I mean, we know they're working. So we know of like, It looked legitimate. I'll put it that way. Yeah. And that spear for a branding. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was. That looked rough. Even the splash onto the table looked.
[00:05:47] I mean, oh, yeah. That was Cody, I believe, right? He splashed onto Cody. Yeah. I was just like, wow. That was on SmackDown. Correct me. If I'm wrong. Yeah. Okay. I thought so. Um, yeah. So Jacob Fattu is in WWE and I'm telling you man, the bloodline stuff.
[00:06:08] Just when you think it couldn't get any better. It's getting better. Did you see the segment? I believe that was from Raw with Paul Hayman and Punk. Yes. Yeah. I saw that. Not to sound like Vince Russo, but Oh.
[00:06:27] I was glued to my television set for every second of it and Paul take me with you as only Paul Hayman can do. Yeah. I mean, and I find it so funny because I said this one punk was in a W, the promo he had with M.J.
[00:06:47] 27 minutes segment. And I couldn't not watch it. I could not miss that. I couldn't wait for a replay in my mind, like I had to watch it live. It was must see television and they talked for 27 minutes. Did there be a scene that won't? It did.
[00:07:07] It felt like five, honestly. When they said when they said it was a 27 minute segment, I was like, really? It felt so short and embarrassing. So good though. Anything else? No, they said his name and he appeared in NXT, but he did appear.
[00:07:28] Joe Henry, and I guess Franky Kisering was there as well. They appeared at, I forget what it was. Stand and deliver. And NXT. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know was a takeover. I know they don't call him takeovers anymore, but. Yeah.
[00:07:48] And I got to say I'm a little surprised how fast he was eliminated, considering who he is. But I'm guessing it's leading to more appearances because of the, well, because of the backstage segment he did with Shawn Michaels. Yeah.
[00:08:07] And Joe Henry, like, so we respected for a while that while there may not be a direct relationship between TNA and WWE, they're at least on friendly terms. That was pretty obvious when they let Mickey James come out with a knockout title at the Royal
[00:08:24] Rumble and then did the same thing with Jordan Grace. Now looking at Joe and TNA understands, I don't know what they changed, but based on what I've seen, they understand what they need to do and who they are. They just need to grow the fan base again.
[00:08:41] And part of that though is sending people. And I don't mean this in a bad way, but I can't think of another way to say it. Sending people that are bigger than TNA, that are in TNA to other places. Okay. Yeah. It's not knockout.
[00:08:57] It's the actual truth, you know? It's a realistic, I guess. So whoever's making these decisions, I love it. That's where your nickname is certain. It would not be shocked if we saw Nick Nemeth, not Dolph Ziggler.
[00:09:12] If we saw Nick Nemeth show up in WWE for a spot of parents, which I might be wrong, but I am under the impression that he is not signed to a contract in TNA. He's appearing there. I think so too.
[00:09:26] I don't think he's actually signed there because he's saying he wants to go into different places. Yeah. Yeah. I honestly think he's going to sell there for a little bit, but I don't think he's going to stay there.
[00:09:39] Well, what I'm what I'm loving about some of the things I'm seeing is an Allen mid, Alfred Lee and mid, particularly in my wrestling fandom age, I'm too young to have lived through the territory days.
[00:09:53] But this seems kind of, we're seeing a lot of stuff that kind of feels like not to the same degree. Yeah. It's kind of feeling like, was certain talents. It's like old school in WWE where there was a lot of different territories,
[00:10:08] but they were all under kind of a loosely affiliated umbrella. And you would have somebody like the NAWA champion go to Philadelphia on Friday and be an Memphis on Saturday or pick your day. You know what I mean? The venue in the NAWA title.
[00:10:25] And I think that is fantastic. I think it's great. Which speaking of though, we have. I wish I could talk to Tony, just be like Tony. The whole concept of forbidden of the forbidden door is because it's forbidden. It's not common. It's a surprise.
[00:10:53] It's the same thing I said about WWE when they started doing super gimmicky paper views like extreme rules. I'm like, if the whole paper view is extreme rules, then it doesn't have the novelty.
[00:11:08] It's just gimmick matches and likewise forbidden door is forbidden door is what more of the world was with New Japan and Ring of Honor. It's the same thing.
[00:11:19] But they're trying to, but at least Ring of Honor in New Japan were open about the fact that they were partners. So I don't you know, which. I don't know how I feel about it, which by the way I forgot at the outset.
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[00:13:51] And for those of you that fall under that category, I have an offer for you. In my hand, I am holding a botch pack of AEW autographs. There are 10 autographs with some sort of VSD effect that makes them unselable.
[00:14:10] And instead of keeping these for myself in an effort to help my arch and patriots, fellow RSA podcast, Pantheon members to goosebumps crew. What I am going to do right now is we're going to open this and show you what is in.
[00:14:24] But here's the deal. For everyone that donates $20 or more up to, let me think about this, everybody who donates the minimum of $20 up to any level in which you get one ticket.
[00:14:39] Comment in this video and let me know which autograph you want and we'll make arrangements to get it to you free of charge. I will even pay the shipping. If you donate to a tier that gets you more than one ticket, you will get two autographs.
[00:14:55] So let's roll shall we? I have not seen these. I don't know who is in here. Okay. And if this goes well, we'll do it again because we're trying to help goosebumps get it off the floor. Okay. Are we ready for the first one?
[00:15:13] Okay. The first autograph we have is I don't know who is this is this commander? I don't know who this is and you wanted. And it looks like the only defect is honestly like a little thing in the corner here. I see no.
[00:15:43] What a fuck is this guy? This guy. If you would like this autograph, comment in the video even if you're not watching the livestream. If it's available still, check the comments. Just pretend it's very Phoenix. It's very Phoenix from wish.
[00:16:04] Is that, no was that, is that a hitch a chair? No idea. I don't know. Okay. Wait let's see who we have next. Oh, this is unexpected. This person is not in a UW to my knowledge. Oh, this should just got interesting. We have a Mustafa Ali.
[00:16:26] Oh, no. He never was. No. This is legitimately surprising. So yes, we have a Mustafa Ali autograph. I don't see what the defect is. Not gonna lie. So Mustafa Ali, still available.
[00:16:49] So those of you that just joined the stream, what we're doing is as I explained it, I've got a mystery bag of. I thought we're a UW autographs, but apparently they're just wrestling autographs.
[00:17:00] So if you donate to the goosebumps crew kick starter, start minimum of $20 up to any any tier where you get a ticket. I'm gonna, you can comment in the video.
[00:17:12] We'll verify the your pledge and then we will send you the autograph of your choice just put in the comments. If you donate to a tier that's two tickets or more, you get two autographs of your choice. Obviously if they're still available. Is there a younger to Tomka?
[00:17:34] Or is this an old photo? No, that's some. That's a old photo. Okay. Well, the Tomka. Yes, definitely come. I'm legitimately shocked. So apparently we have so we've got who the fuck I don't know who that is. Generic, who to or numer, that's a good point.
[00:18:06] That's why I don't know who you generic, who to or numerote race. We have Mustafa Ali and we have Tomka. All right, let's get going. Right, I mean this is legit. This is nice. Oh wow, this is interesting. I think this is Kevin Sullivan. Yeah. Yes, Kevin.
[00:18:29] So yeah, we have, this is okay. I'm, I'm legitimately shocked. Oh shit. I'm saving this one for last. Okay. Is it a rock? No, I was fucking going. Okay. Oh, we have a QT Marshall.
[00:18:50] And again, I'm not sure if you guys can see all of these are autographed. Yeah. So you're aware, these are, I'm not just giving you a glossy eight by ten print. See what else we have. Oh shit. Oh, carry a cross. Killer cross. That's really cool.
[00:19:18] Okay, this is kind of, I'm going to stick to my word, but I probably should have made this. I actually like that one. It has them one with hair. It's like not his old gimmick. Yeah, more recent. There you go. Carry in cross, killer cross.
[00:19:33] Oh, are you shit? Tyler Breeze? I'm, I'm shocked. I thought I was just going to get like a much of losers in one big one. But yeah, yeah. It's only been one loser. And he might not be a loser depending on where you live.
[00:19:59] I just don't know who he is. All right. Let's, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sure. Okay, for some reason. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. I might keep this one for myself. They're stuck together. Who is this? I don't know who this is. Sings as zodiac.
[00:20:30] So zodiac fans out there. But I believe this is an older photo. Yeah, yeah, I think so. I don't think he's wrestling now. I think he's like years. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we're down to the last two and these are, these are big.
[00:20:44] I can like to check, I don't know which one's bigger. But check this out. Scarlet Bordeaux. Well, that's cool. So if you donate, if you donate to it, yeah, so if you donate to a tier with multiple tickets,
[00:20:58] you can get carrying, you can get carrying cross and scarlet Bordeaux. And I'm, I'm shocked. This isn't here. The PS, definitely is this stone's the final one. Dan housing. Oh, yeah. Dan housing. I'm, I'm surprised.
[00:21:19] I'm going to have to get a hold of them and get another one. Keep this contest going. So yes, we'll go through again really quickly. Just to reiterate, donate, visit the first link in the description. That is the one weekend at Horeland Kickstarter campaign.
[00:21:36] Clege 20 dollars, because the 20 dollar tier gets you virtual access to the event and the commemorative poster. But not a ticket for the event. So if you can't make it to Cincinnati, Ohio November 1st through the third for this convention,
[00:21:49] then you can donate to that tier and still get access. But if you donate 20 dollars or any tier with one ticket, but the autograph you want in the comments will verify your pledge. And then we will send you the autograph of your choice provided it's still available.
[00:22:03] Check the comments to see who is claimed what. And if you donate to any tier where there are two tickets or more, you can pick two autographs. So just to go through the listing and we've got Dan housing, we've got Scarlet.
[00:22:17] We've got who I'm assuming is named Zodiac. I'm guessing this is a good one. Bruce Bifke. Oh, I don't know why it's signed Zodiac. Was that a gimmick? No, he went on in that game in WCW. Oh, okay. I'm on Darcyderane. Oh, okay. We've got Tyler Breeze.
[00:22:40] And we have Terri and Cross, although when this was signed, it's probably Killer Cross. Maybe, I'm not sure. Got QT Marshall Kevin Sullivan. Tatanka Mustafa Ali. And Mysterio. I seriously don't know who fuck this guy is. I have no idea. Sorry. I don't know.
[00:23:23] But, yeah, that's pretty good. That's a really, that's a really, really cool. But yes, how about the goosebumps crew and get yourself a wrestling autograph? So just let you know too, speaking of autographs.
[00:23:43] One of the things that will be at the convention is a scare elastic book fair, where you will be able to purchase original series or other not necessarily rare, but other goosebumps book, classic goosebumps books.
[00:23:55] And you will be able to have it signed by either Tim Jakobis or Craig White as of right now. Those are the two cover artists that are going to be at the convention, as well as if you donate to, if you donate on Kickstarter,
[00:24:07] you get a grab back and in that grab back, you are guaranteed either a rare goosebumps book. Or at the very least, an original run like the original 62. We're not putting any of the new dog shit in there that's going to be either OG goosebumps
[00:24:22] or something that's rare. So that's guaranteed. And I believe check the Kickstarter or ask the goosebumps crew for details. I believe if you donate 250 or more, you get two books and you're grab back. But I digress. Let's get into shooting on a, W.
[00:24:40] All right, so normally when people do this, they start with the champions, but I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to start alphabetically. So in the men's roster, we got Aaron Solo who, honestly, I'm kind of surprised he's still there. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's a.
[00:25:00] See, this is hard because Aaron Solo is somebody who I'm not. I'm not been overly impressed with, but I don't think that's his fault. I think that's because he's never on television. Yeah, I actually like his work. I just don't think he's given the opportunity to be in,
[00:25:17] you know, to show it. I'd send him to Ring of Honor. Yeah. Then we've got action and dreading. But he's in top flight apparently. Yeah, he was like, uh, when the guy was hurt, he was his partner for a bit. Well, his 2024 record is zero and eight.
[00:25:40] Um, I'd fire him. He's got a shit name. He's got a shit name. He knows. He fails in the name test hardcore. I'll tell you what, send him to Ring of Honor, changes name. I've given, I've given six months to see what he could do. That's fair enough.
[00:26:01] Adam Cole. What do you think? Okay. I'm a big fan of him, but like, um, not so much NAW. I, yeah. Yeah. And I love that I'm calling Ring of Honor. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean. I mean, like, see him. Yeah. Um, this is another case of,
[00:26:28] I like, I would keep him. I would come to this completely. Hey, yeah. I would, I would, I would, like, and this is going to happen with a couple people. I would, I'd either send him on vacation or some kind of excursion.
[00:26:43] To somewhere I may be giving him a run in Japan for a few months, but exclusively Japan, not bouncing back and forth. Get the shit taste out of everybody's mouth from the devil and all that nonsense. Yeah. And then have him make a surprise return. Uh, yeah.
[00:27:02] Because I mean, Adam, he's, he's a proven commodity. They just don't know what to do with them. I see his hurt for a bit. Like he keeps getting hurt. So, oh, no, people. Well, yeah, because they keep, they keep having him do stupid shit. Like,
[00:27:17] but, and speaking of speaking of being injured by doing stupid shit. Yeah. How did they fuck up Adam Copeland? How is that even possible? How do you get Adam Copeland in a fucking program with Willow Nightingale when a mixed tag? And that's supposed to be a main event.
[00:27:39] Nothing against Willow Nightingale, but I mean, she's not up on the card. No. He should be in contention for the world title. Just purely by virtue of who he is. And actually it might be cool with him. Obviously when he's back from injury is,
[00:27:59] you could do an angle, or I shouldn't say an angle. You can do a storyline with him where he's freaked out now because, oh man, you know, this is tough for him. I thought I thought I was going to come here and dominate but all these new,
[00:28:11] and you can put over the new guys by doing this. We like, I was not expecting to get injured. I've given a bit of the gifts. Have him do a run in ring of honor and give some credibility to the ring of honor world title
[00:28:26] and make a legitimate story out of it. Does how cool would that be? Absolutely. Absolutely would. Now part of that would be getting ring of honor on television. If it's still a web series, that's a no go. But ring of honor should ring of honor should have been
[00:28:42] on television immediately after he bought it. Yeah. That's foolish within a couple of months, at least because I know you have to negotiate. That's what I would do. I think that would be really cool. It would bring ring of honor some prestige
[00:28:56] and it would give you like that rocky story that not rocky necessarily. But that, you know, like he lost it and he's got to fight from the bottom because what a run would that be? And then give some legitimacy to the ring of honor title
[00:29:12] which frankly it's lost. It had it at one point. The ring of honor world champion used to be legitimately the bona fide, at least in the conversation of the best wrestler on planet earth. And now because it doesn't have the exposure, now it's just kind of a.
[00:29:29] Oh, here's another one. Paying man page. Sleep is like 50 50 with me. It's like, pardon me like his work but his personality is gimmick. I don't get it too much. I think they let him do too much goofy stuff. Yeah. And they didn't strike when the iron was hot
[00:29:54] because about a year before his AEW world title reign would have been perfect. And he could have been champion for a year minimum. Because he was he was he and he was that storyline. I, so here's the thing with Kenny Omega and the belt collector.
[00:30:11] I liked the gimmick. I hated his acting. I think if he had I think if they had let Don call us talk for him because now he's now he's too good. He did it in New Japan. He had a running gimmick where everyone knew he was
[00:30:27] and he was doing it in Japanese. But once he became leader of the bullet club, he was too good to speak Japanese and it worked. Because he was a heel. And what's the best way to be a heel in Japan? I don't speak the language.
[00:30:39] When they know you can. Yeah. It was great. And then when he did his little like face turn after we won the IW GP title or shortly before that, he he started speaking Japanese again. Funny that. But that even though it was probably a year to late,
[00:31:00] I dug that storyline. I was glued to my TV during that contract. It was the first time in ages. I had actually been like, oh, I got to watch this contract signing because it's going to be a huge issue.
[00:31:12] Usually you know what's going to go on the contract sign. Yeah. Yeah. Now. Yeah. It's going to turn. Yeah. Now. But the promos were great. I was going to say, oh, that's the end. I watched that paper view which I believe was all out. I forget the year.
[00:31:28] So forgive me. But they made it obvious. Hangman was going to win though because they did. They did too much promo and they didn't do anything with Kenny. They made it blatantly obvious who was going to win that match. Which to be fair at that time.
[00:31:45] If hangman didn't win, they had booked him in such a way that if hangman didn't win, he was going to be buried. Yeah. And he would be forever. So hangman is somebody that I would hang on to. But again, we would. I wouldn't send him on and good.
[00:32:02] This need repackaging. Yeah. He needs a repackage. I wouldn't send him on an excursion at all though. I would try to repackage him almost immediately. I would defer to wiser people on how to do that with a television schedule.
[00:32:16] But I would absolutely keep him on a roster if I were in charge. Then we've got Alex Reynolds. Okay, so I'm actually going to I'm going to cheat a little bit here. I think we should just do all of the dark order at once. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
[00:32:40] I'm going to surprise some people. I actually like the dark order as a concept. I didn't even really mind it when they went. Tomty not in the ring when they went. Tomty not behind the scenes because what they became was a
[00:32:55] group of losers and then they became a group of love of losers. And then when Mr. Brody Lee passed, maybe came baby faces and thankfully Tony had the sense to not have them be heels anymore because they had sympathy. They had all the same thing.
[00:33:16] Oh, they well, and I still my my long term story line for this still would be. I said it then and I'll say it again now. I want negative one.
[00:33:26] But this is all assuming that this is what he wants to do right when they get them one turns. I don't know what you can legally 16 17 18 if he wants to send him to wrestling school.
[00:33:39] When he's ready, bring him in and assume his role as leader of the dark order. And then no matter what they've done up to that point, you can make it a heel faction again because the chosen one has the prodigal son
[00:33:55] returns and what could be really fun is let's say you have people like Preston van to or not, at least I don't think he's currently in the dark order. You've been there. Everyone who has been in the dark order that is available and able is back.
[00:34:12] Now I believe I'm not sure how I believe Brody Lee Junior is 12 or 13. So that being at least a few years down the line. Yeah, that'd be a hell of a payoff. That's long storm Tory. That's long term storytelling folks. Yeah. Six years, seven years. Yeah.
[00:34:32] I mean you can do it. A. W. five years old now. So just having the back of your mind have it as an option because obviously if you know, if Brody Lee is his actual name is Brody Lee. Oh no, I'm sorry Brody Lee. Brody Lee Junior.
[00:34:48] They were both never, not was a stupid thing to say. If Brody Lee Junior doesn't want to wrestle obviously that goes out the window, but yeah as of right now he seems like he wants to,
[00:34:58] but Alex Reynolds is somebody where if the dark order is a thing personally, I would keep him if they're doing away with it. Yeah, I don't have to say the same thing. Like he's perfect for the dark order,
[00:35:14] but other than that I don't see him like any other type of dimming on his own. I agree. He's a henchman character and that's not a dig. Yeah, yeah. Then we have in hell of a go. What are you very like? I really like it.
[00:35:33] Okay, so like this is I became a fan of in hell of a go when he was in Luchon. Yeah, yeah. Same here. And he's good. He's different. He's good. I know Jim Cornet hates him, but I don't understand why. Because I like Jack Emmets too now.
[00:35:51] I know Jack Evans was, I know Jack Evans was making some mistakes, but I still like them as a tag team. I did. I would keep them for sure. You just got it. I feel, well, though that's not true. They had him figure it out in Luchon underground.
[00:36:09] Yeah. I would just basically try to emulate that. Be the cool, you know, cool but eccentric. He was kind of, this is going to confuse people. So hold comments to him, ton. He's kind of like RVD in the sense that he was so different from everybody else
[00:36:26] and was just so cool in a different way. He was back. He was late back, but he had a different style in the ring too. Yeah. So not necessarily the same kind of gimmick, but you could make your work and hell, it goes good enough to do that.
[00:36:44] That being said, I don't think he'd ever be in the world title picture, but certainly he could get to TNT title status if he's better. Yeah, like a USA don't or a rubber that call it. Yep. Okay. Angelo Parker. No. Fire him. Fire him.
[00:37:07] And while we're at it, fire his tag team partner too. I don't get why they're, I don't. I'm not trying to shit on anybody, but I don't get why they were hired. I don't, I don't see it.
[00:37:22] If somebody can tell me what I'm missing, I'm more than happy to reconsider, but I don't, I don't, I don't see it. Yeah, I will see it. No. Ruby so ho sees it, but I don't see it.
[00:37:39] Yeah, that's what I'll also do to if we get to a tag team, where I swear just to speed things along. I will unless I want to keep one and unless we want to keep one and not the other, I'll lump them together. So the acclaimed.
[00:37:53] Oh, definitely keep keep them keep them don't change God damn thing. They've got to figure it out. Except stop getting max castor in trouble. Yeah, it feels like a stopping go with them. You know, like they go, it's really good.
[00:38:10] And then like a stop for a good kid gets in trouble or something. Well and it's I've, if you watch the show, you know, I've come to his defense twice and been like, if you don't want him to rapidly have him run them by you ahead of time.
[00:38:24] Otherwise, you have driven him your blessing at the end of the day, the buck stops with Tony Khan. Sorry. All right, and this next one is going to surprise some people too. Anthony, go go.
[00:38:40] I will only keep him if you're going to ask you to use them every package. Agreed. That's the agree. The thing was, and I understand what Cody was trying to do but it didn't work because he wasn't ready. Yeah. He wasn't. Now he's probably ready.
[00:38:57] Well, at least he should be. We're doing a little bit of assuming there and you know what happens when you assume. But yeah. But yeah, I would keep Anthony ago. I'm just upset that Jade Cargo isn't on this well. No, I'm not Jade's Jade's better off in WWE.
[00:39:17] Yeah. Yeah. AR Fox. He's good. I actually like him. Like his. Stals. I would get his gimmick for tonight. But he's okay. I need some jobbers. You know, that can actually work. Well, here. Okay. But here's here's the thing about jobbers though.
[00:39:40] Oh, okay. Actually, I'm glad you said that way. You need some jobbers. They can actually work. The vast majority of their jobbers should and keep in mind. Somebody can be a jobber and not be under contract. Everybody on this list is under contract.
[00:39:55] And this is also assuming that you want to follow some kind of budget which Tony clearly does not. If I were in charge, I would be running a business and I'll be honest with you. It would depend on what his wage was.
[00:40:13] Yeah, but it's if it's not too bad. Yeah, keep around. Because like you said, he's not bad. He just and part of the vast majority of these cuts are due to booking.
[00:40:26] And unfortunately, it might be a case. And these are just unfortunate things you have to do in business if you are paying somebody and they're not drawing money. And we're for this little game. We're assuming the A, W is in financial trouble.
[00:40:40] And we need to evaluate who's generating money and who's not. They might be a case where air Fox goes somewhere else for a year or two and then builds a name up and he can come back later.
[00:40:50] So I would say with him, Astrix depends on how much he's being paid. Okay, next we have Arya Devari. So pire. You sure we've been there from the start. All right. And then we have the guns. So we have Austin and Colton gun. Yeah, I like them.
[00:41:15] Yeah, I'd keep them. That's it. Yeah. They're growing on me. I mean they're entertaining. They're there. All right. Next we have Bandita. You can see. I have to keep them. I agree. Here's the thing they've they've used them like shit, but Bandita was fantastic.
[00:41:38] I remember the first time I saw Bandita where I was like, Holy shit does gravity just not work on him or something? That they turn Bandita into a fucking joke. But yeah, absolutely keeping. A big bill. You need a big guy. So I guess so.
[00:42:03] I would keep him. And I think the answer to this question is yes, I just because I don't know. I know he had some substance problems. Yeah. I believe he's clean now. I would just want to make sure that was the case.
[00:42:15] That would be my only thing which he appears to be seen all there. Like or oh, like yeah, that's the only thing. Well, and keep in mind, Jeff keep in mind Jeff Hardy. Yeah. Oh, no. He did he did fail a drug test in the I can't remember.
[00:42:35] Well, recently I think he did like a D or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, which by the way, they're back in TNA. Yeah. Which that should tell you that something's happening in TNA. Matt Hardy and Jeff went back. And then technically this is included.
[00:42:53] I was shocked that Jeff was back. Although yeah, that part yeah. Matt Matt didn't name drop brother Nero on an episode of TNA before. So yeah. Technically part of the claim, but I'm going to say, Daddy asked Billy gun. Yeah. On this section of where he is.
[00:43:16] He is a coach. Billy gun is worth his weight and gold just as a coach as a performer. And I can say this personally. I'm Billy gun. He is one of the nicest human beings you'll ever meet professional as hell.
[00:43:30] And then you're going to be a great one by the way on the mic. And the dude is, is he 60? Yeah, thanks. And he looks like that. He's at least in his late 50s. Yeah, I think it might be late 50s, but still I mean.
[00:43:50] Yeah, just an all around and fantastic wrestling. Are you 60? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, okay. He's 60 and looks and works like that. Like, okay. And I don't care if he's on the rights and I don't think he is anymore. Well, I think he's on somewhat listen listen.
[00:44:16] Human growth hormone is legal somewhere. Don't it's a don't ask don't tell policy. It's like it's like the WWE F in the 1980s. You just, if you don't see them injecting, it didn't happen. Yeah, and TRT is illegal. So I guess.
[00:44:36] All right. And then we got Bishop Tom. I don't quite know him. If he's on contract fire and if he's not, keep him as a jobber for sponsors. Yeah. Brandon Cutler. Here's what I would say to be perfectly honest. I would go to the box and say,
[00:45:07] books if you want to keep Brandon around, you can pay him. I have here. I haven't paid him like half. I mean, like East Buck. But in here and here is here is the true pity of all this. Brandon Cutler is not a terrible wrestler. No, he's not.
[00:45:27] He has just been booked to the point where he, he's been booked so poorly. He'd they booked him as a loser from day one. I don't think he can be rehabilitated. And lucky. He's been booked slack. Yeah. And if they want to lucky, they can pay for it.
[00:45:44] Yeah. Brian Cage. He looks good. And that's about it. There's like no substance. I don't think that's his fault because again, they booked him perfectly in Luch Underground. Yes, sure. That's about the only place he's been booked properly though. Yeah, that if we're being honest.
[00:46:08] And in the impact, it was still more than the same. I don't understand how you have a guy that looks like and moves like Brian Cage and not book him like. Not a Lex Luger, who am I trying to think of here? Over.
[00:46:29] Yeah, I mean kind of but like imagine a Goldberg that can have long matches. I should wrestle. Yeah. Yeah. Last long in five minutes. Because he can. I mean, and I was a big fan of Brian Cage in Luch Underground.
[00:46:44] So I might be a little bit biased here, but I would absolutely keep Brian Cage. Plus his, has had have you seen his wife? Good fucking job, man. Oh, this is going to piss some people off. Brody King. I honestly would keep him. I know I'm not.
[00:47:07] I'm already who likes him, but actually like. You know what? I'll, I'm assuming in this game that we're partners. So we're going to, we're going to negotiate some of these. You know what? I'd keep him because even though I don't get it. People like him.
[00:47:24] Yeah, it's like at first no. Same is here. But later on, like I really like his movements. People like him has like a single part. I mean, a single's wrestler. I assume he always has to be like gang, group or something. Or is that guy?
[00:47:41] Yeah, and that's probably not his fault. And I'll tell you what. I'm going to say for a lot of people talk about how good of a person he is and how easy is to work with. So yeah, you know what?
[00:47:52] I keep that on my roster even though I don't personally get it. Because I'm going to say the same thing about Tony Storm. I don't get it, but people seem to like it. So yeah. Brian Danielson. I mean really. Yeah, yeah. Of course you keep up like.
[00:48:07] You, you keep not only do you keep Brian Danielson. You do whatever Brian Danielson wants to do. Yeah. Yeah. And you, and you do that because you want somebody when he eventually has a retire which it's going to happen.
[00:48:29] You want him to be happy in that company where he stays on as somebody in management because the wrestlers respect him, the locker room respects him. And we already know he can be a good on air authority figure. So he did it really good. Yeah. Yeah. Brian Keith.
[00:48:52] I'm going to say no. Fire fire. Yeah. Buddy Matthews. Yeah, keep him. But yeah, maybe improve some things though. Give him this like more time. Buddy Matthews is actually one of the few. So generally my philosophy with wrestling is the story is more important than the match.
[00:49:18] And it is, but Buddy Matthews is one of those guys that has never really had a chance to shine on TV. I think there have been glimpses of it. But I mean this guy's phenomenal. Yes. I would put him in anger matches.
[00:49:35] Give the A, W audience what they want because this guy can wrestle anybody. This is a guy who should have a singles match it for Ben and door just to showcase what he can do. It would be great. FTR. Even though they're going to lose them.
[00:49:59] The minute their contract sucks, there's they're going back to WWE. And they shouldn't because AEW frankly as a company fits their kind of style more. It does. But unfortunately like if I were FTR, I wouldn't stay. Yeah, I wouldn't blame them. Yeah.
[00:50:19] I'm blim from leaving WWE at the time or AEW. Yeah. Yeah, no, I didn't blame him for leaving WWE when they did. And I won't blame him for leaving AEW this time. To go back to WWE. Well, shit, cash. It feels like we were just here.
[00:50:40] It's been a few years, though. Chris Jericho. Yep. Yeah, you got to keep him for name value alone. And as much as people like to shit on Jericho, I mean, again, he's in his 50s. And I love how people call Chris Jericho fat. It's like, okay.
[00:51:02] No, he's good. And he said he does that intentionally depends on the match sometimes. Well, here's the idea. I believe them to a point, but at the same time he's fucking good. He give the guy a break. Yeah. He's 50 and okay.
[00:51:21] If you're 50, do three lion assaults in a row. I've seen Chris Jericho do that on more than one of Karin. Yes, sir. Now he can be annoying at times, but that's probably intentional.
[00:51:34] So, and plus Jericho is another one of those guys where eventually when he does have to retire, which fuck, he might be the next rich flair. And be like, oh, retire when I'm 80, you know? Yeah.
[00:51:48] But when he does eventually, he's somebody that you want in a leadership position. And basically the same for the next guy, Christian Cage. Yeah, Chris. Again, lackluster performance. I shouldn't say performance, lackluster booking. But even so, some of it he's managed to actually make it work.
[00:52:12] Yeah, even like it was poor, but he's still trying through. We had like a really good segment. Yeah. And I'm hope this is what I would do because I'm going to keep on coping. We're going to keep edge and spoiler alert. We're going to keep the on bucks.
[00:52:27] And before they have to retire both, I said edge before Adam coping and or Christian Cage have to retire. They don't do a tag team title run with those two. And what, okay, so here's the funny part.
[00:52:40] So edge and Christian they might still have the podcast, but they used to do a podcast together. And they had the bucks on as a guest. And this is when Adam coping was retired because of his neck.
[00:52:53] So he said, he said, he said, I would have been great if we could have had a run. It could have been the young bucks versus the old folks. And they were laughing about it.
[00:53:04] And I thought when I heard that, I was like, oh, that would have been really good. This thing about it, we know the bucks can be the smart me. Well, when they do it well, they can be the smart me, you know, this ruptures, right? Yeah.
[00:53:21] And what better the guys who literally, the title of their book is killing the business. And then you've got Edge and Christian who are staples of not only the attitude era, but also of the worth of regression era.
[00:53:35] Christian Cajun particular has made an name for himself elsewhere outside of WWE and Edge was like, the WWE guy for a while. So that would be, oh boy, Chuck Taylor, and we'll just go ahead and do the best friends.
[00:53:56] I don't care if he's making $5 and night fire him. Claudio Castinoli. He's amazing. Yeah, but he's underutilized you absolutely keep this man. Yeah. Oh, I go back and forth on this one. It depends on the day. Cote Cabana. Maybe as a coach or Asian really something that stage.
[00:54:33] But like on air, don't seem to bring in like that must value. Okay. Here's the thing. I like, Pope Cabana as a person. And he is funny as hell. Name me one company where he has been a draw. You know what ring of honor can have him?
[00:55:03] I think he'll like, really well. Well, here's the thing about Coca-Banado. If this is my wrestling company we'd stop doing the goofy comedy shit. And I've never seen Coca-Banado do anything else. Yes, let's kill him. Now, let's let's assume that we're going to keep him.
[00:55:27] My question would be like, Cole, how do you feel about doing a heel turn and becoming like a pure wrestler as a heel? Yeah. Now he's just think I think you can do it because he can clearly wrestle. He just chooses not to for some reason.
[00:55:48] You know what? Yeah, I would do that if he's down. I'd keep him be like, but we're going to. We're going to do an angle where you're fired though. And then you're going to, no, I'm serious. This is how we do it.
[00:56:02] You show up at ring of honor. Give him a vacation. Pay vacation. A couple months later, show up in ring of honor and. Eat the shit out of every post like a ring of honor paper view.
[00:56:15] And say you had like a and say you have like a four way for the ROH title. Yeah, no. Coke of Manage just comes in and I mean, like an obscenely long segment where he just beats the shit out of everybody. Cheers, tables, and no sticks.
[00:56:34] I mean, I want him to. I want him to destroy these guys. And then holy shit. Yeah, amazing after that, our ring of honor TV. Co. Manage like, yeah, I tried being everybody's friend.
[00:56:48] I tried being the in his own words obviously the happy go lucky guy that gave people what they wanted and we're to get me. It got me fired. So. So. I'm going to. Oh, fuck. But you know what I mean, how awesome would that be? I watched that.
[00:57:13] Yeah. All right. So we keep called. Come in. That's right. Let's see where. Okay. This is going to piss people off to Dan Housing. Um, he's fun. Fire. Yeah. I predicted that. Back when Benji got in this.
[00:57:39] But back when it was just a talk, I said, Benji, if Dan Housing comes to the A, W, this is what's going to happen. He's going to come in. He's going to be big for a month.
[00:57:49] And then everybody's going to realize that his gimmick doesn't work on a weekly television program. No, it doesn't. Not one bit. Like. I don't know. Like he's okay, like if you should put him like every now and then, like a back state, something.
[00:58:07] If people were like, no, you have to keep him making a manager. Making a manager that bumps. That's the only way he's going to be in my wrestling company. And he's Daniel Garcia. No. Honestly, I recently know value or nothing was ever.
[00:58:29] Every match I saw him in is okay, but it's something. It's like you got some off the street and this. That's a. So when he first debuted, when he first debuted, I honestly said I said there's promise, but he's really raw.
[00:58:44] Like he just looked like a generic wrestler and then they had him doing the stupid dancing shit. So my suggestion if if you're vehemently against keeping him, I'd let him go, but here's my suggestion. I would like to send him to the New Japan dojo.
[00:59:03] Yeah, he asked me to like repackage like a whole lot. You know what I would do? I would honestly, I'd contact New Japan and say, hey, I'm going to release him. However, he's got potential. I don't have room on my television right now.
[00:59:19] I would like you to have him come to the New Japan dojo. Obviously assuming he wants to do this. And I will supplement his cost to you on the agreement that when he is ready, I can pull him and use him on various shows. That would be cool.
[00:59:45] Yeah, because I think he's, I think he can do it. I think he's got the skill. He's just got a. I think it's a bit too true with this right now. Yeah, no. He needs, he needs to do with juice Robinson did honestly and disappear for a bit.
[00:59:57] Go to the New Japan dojo and then we got the juice Robinson that we know in love today. Top flight. They're cool. I keep them, but we've got a. Guys, like, telling down a little bit. Well, in, in ring their fine because again, that high flying tag team,
[01:00:20] their popular. They got to learn how to do promos. They got to learn how to make faces other than. Dante Martin Dante Martin in particular. But Jim Jim Corneck calls him Moop face.
[01:00:37] And I'm like, I don't know what a moop is, but I'm sure it looks like that. Next one we don't even have to really discuss Darby Allen. Yeah, of course. I keep him, but I be a Darby. I don't want you to kill yourself. Please.
[01:00:54] What was that way? Tony down on paper view on paper view. You can go nuts. But on weekly television shows, just tone it down a smidge for me. Please. Uh, what the fuck is drilistic? Oh, what can I fire him unless you disagree? No, no, no, no.
[01:01:26] I don't know what I was. Well, actually, okay, one caveat. It depends on who's paying him. If CML LLspaying him, yeah, he can be on my TV show. There's a cool mass like his mask. That is a cool mask. I'll give him that.
[01:01:39] It's kind of like sincara's but with horns. Yeah, but like an evil dragon or something. Yeah, if if CML LLspaying him, he can be on my TV if I'm paying him. He's fired. Dustin Rhodes. Yeah, of course. Oh, keep. Yeah, no question. He's done natural.
[01:02:01] What the fuck is Dutch? Fire him. Oh, yeah. I'm angry. Eddie Kingston. I'm a manager. Yeah, of course. Yeah, there's a passion of long. Yeah. The only thing that Eddie Kingston, actually, there's two things that I've seen Eddie Kingston do that I fucking hate.
[01:02:23] And one of them, I'm not sure it's his fault. I saw him do a head butt spot with Menorah Suzuki. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt on that one. Which, oh my, I'm trying to remember,
[01:02:40] I saw I head butt spot. Where did I see it? It looked. It was fantastic. I want to say it was WWE, but I could be wrong. Somebody did a head butt spot that looked amazing.
[01:02:55] And I'm really mad at myself because I wanted to commit it to memory. And I was like, holy shit. That's a head butt spot. It looked, it looked disgusting, man. It, ah. And the rest. So I won the girls do it pretty good. I think Tiffany is crying.
[01:03:17] I'm not seen there. The one I saw, the one I saw was a Men's match. So I know it wasn't her, but. And I would. And in my wrestling company, nobody's doing the rapid chop spot. It's bad. I hate those. It's bad.
[01:03:36] If you want to do it in Japan, be my guest, but not in my ring. Evil Luna. Again, he, well, he's in the dark order. We already. Yeah. Yeah. So if, once again, to reiterate, if they stay in the dark order,
[01:03:50] they can stay if we're doing away with a dark order firearm. Griff Garrison. I can not. Well, he's okay. I think he wasn't ring it on the. I was going to say ring of honor actually. Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Keep him.
[01:04:12] Get a haircut, but keep him. Actually, you know what? No, don't get a haircut. He makes it work. So he put him and haven't do more stuff with his dad. Like, why is Taz not his manager? I'll see. I'm, during thinking, I first, I knew obviously that.
[01:04:33] It was like, always separate it. You know. Yeah, no, but I, yeah. I don't, I'm private party. Good. Good. They're really good. Together. There. Um, no, God. Isaiah Cassian. Um. I'm blanking on the other guys name. What is this? Um, Mark Quinn. Mark, Mike.
[01:05:01] Mark Quinn is even a good single's competitor. Mark Quinn, no bump. Yeah. Private party can stay under one condition and one condition only. Isaiah Cassie is never allowed to scream like a girl again. Yeah. If you can stop that, you can stay.
[01:05:18] If you can't, you're fired in Mark Quinn stays on this. I'm, I'm not joking. I'm sorry. Uh, Jack Perry. Keep them. Fire em. That's just, you're really, you know, and he, in years why? I was okay with jungle boy. Yeah. He was young. I get it. It was.
[01:05:42] If we've learned anything about him over the last couple years. He's got a bad attitude. He's got a shit attitude. I don't want it in my locker room. I agree. Like, jungle boy. It was good to me to check Perry.
[01:05:55] If that's actually how he is or behind the scenes, not so much. Well, he can't, he can't do promos. No. He's got move face. He can have a good match if he's in the ring with somebody that can have a good match.
[01:06:13] Um, and he's got a shit attitude. So fucking, yeah, that's fire em. Yeah. That's not where it should. Fire em. Jay lethal. Oh, definitely keep that. Not only do you keep him, you get him in the world title picture. Yeah. Like, that's, that's a no brainer.
[01:06:31] I'm actually, I'm legitimately, I don't let wrestling upset me very often. But like, I'm legitimately offended as how they book Jay lethal. Absolutely. In that fashion, um, Jay. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. Uh, Jay White. Yeah. He's good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't. Okay. He's good. He's good.
[01:07:03] I feel like for some reason he just doesn't fit into AEW. He does it. He fits much by a new Japan. Yeah. And I, I said that when he came to AEW, it was like,
[01:07:14] um, I, he's not, Jay White is kind of what's kind of in a no win situation because he's been in New Japan for so long that I can see how maybe everything was getting to stay all for him and for the fans.
[01:07:26] But at the same time, he just doesn't really fit in AEW. Now that might be, we could probably change that though is what I'm getting at because of AEW started being presented more like a legit company.
[01:07:41] And I always just find it funny because I was watching New Japan when Jay White debuted. And I even said, I said, wow, this guy's good, but he needs to grow beard. And then he grew beard. Uh, uh, speak of the devil, Jeff Jarrett.
[01:07:56] He's Grezkoch has history and knowledge all that. Jeff Jarrett should be the booker. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm, I'm fine with what I have him to tell it. I'm fine with him being in the ring too. Yeah. He's still got, you know, he managed to, he still got.
[01:08:17] But Jeff Jarrett should be booking. Yeah. And for all you people who say, we'll glue before some like, remember that global force bought TNA at one point. Okay. And he even Jeff Jarrett couldn't say that sinking ship. Hmm.
[01:08:37] John Silver is the one member of the dark order that I might consider keeping around but probably not. If they weren't doing dark order, Johnny TV. Yeah. I said, I didn't know he was still there. Yeah. I didn't either. I was under one ton thing.
[01:08:58] Um, however, I'd keep him. Get rid of that stupid ass fucking name though. Make him Johnny Elite. That was what Johnny TV reminds me of the kid from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory. Mike TV. Well, I don't know. He's in a UW.
[01:09:12] He might shrink a little bit. Seems to go around. But yeah. I mean, John, and again, he's actually I would just be like, John, can you please just do your name? Yeah. John, and again, never use. You're right.
[01:09:29] Actually, I think he, I think he did on the Indies. I think he was. I could be wrong there. Plus the fact is movie hilarious for those who don't know he did an independent movie called Boon the Bounty Hunter. I see. It's fucking hilarious.
[01:09:45] The best, the best part is he breaks in looking for his like cold for it and he gets in a fight with a guy. He gets guy in the ground. He touches me. He's like, I forget the guy's name. He's like, where's Jimmy? He's like he's up state.
[01:09:59] Like the guy doesn't resist at all. He's like, he's upstairs. They punches him and getting those. Where are the stairs? This is such a mix bag for me. John, Moxley. You, I would say keep definitely. Yeah.
[01:10:19] I just, I wouldn't even demand it because here's the thing about John Moxley. John Moxley is such a name that I kind of doubled the Hulk Hogan rule. Whereas, you know, Hulk Hogan gets preferential treatment because he's Hulk Hogan.
[01:10:38] John Moxley to a certain extent gets preferential treatment because he's John Moxley. However, what I would do is I would have a running bet with him. Be like, John, for every match that you don't bleed, I will pay you. I don't know.
[01:10:52] I don't think he'd make it past 500 bucks. Well, and then here's the other thing about John and this would be for his own good. Like he was quoted in an article saying this might be a bit hyperbolic but maybe not.
[01:11:10] He said that his doctor told him he has the arthritis of a 70 year old. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the thing is, I, and it's painful to watch because I know he can wrestle.
[01:11:21] I've seen it because WWE wouldn't let him do all that stuff because he was trying to kill himself, I guess. That's hyperbolic YouTube by the way. I'm down a little bit.
[01:11:35] I just be like, John, this is like, I, I, I want you to last man and I don't want you to retire and be in pain all the time. But like, you obviously, he's obviously passionate. He obviously cares.
[01:11:48] He likes to style a wrestling that I don't particularly care for, but I mean, there's the fan base for it. And they clearly love the guy so yeah, I'd absolutely keep him around. Josh Woods.
[01:12:05] I don't know anything about him, but I'm looking at his picture and I said keep him. He looks like a, would you admit, Russell? Yeah. Looks really good. Provided he doesn't look like dog shit, which I don't think he does in the ring. I'd keep him. Yeah.
[01:12:22] Because that's somebody that will turn heads on television. Yeah. Juice Robinson, keep him. I didn't realize Ketsi or Shabbada was under contract. Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah. I remember. I think he signed it for a, Oh, Pada. Yes, he did. Yeah.
[01:12:46] It seems like a shame that he's here or not in New Japan, but. Keep him, but changes gimmick. Assuming he can still go, which. If that's what's going to say, our husband is saying, like if this is like he's there, you know,
[01:13:08] I could go like he used to. Well, even if he can't go, even if he has to slow down a bit because again, he's, I think it was in his 30s when I started watching, which that was almost 10 years ago. So. Yeah. And he's been wrestling. Yeah.
[01:13:28] And he'd been wrestling and I think one was a brain injury or I know I think, yeah, it was. So there was a really bad. Yeah. No, I know we retired at one point. Yeah. He did.
[01:13:40] So yeah, assuming that his health can be maintained, even if he has to slow down a bit, because Brian Danielson too, you know, for his own safety, he's had to slow down a smidge. So. Yeah. I'd keep him and then we have Kazuchko Kada.
[01:13:56] Keep him, but they're, they're fucking up with him so bad. And it. Oh, it doesn't reflect the same guy. It doesn't. And here's the guy. I'm, I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt he's probably got a more relaxed.
[01:14:13] Work schedule right now because he's probably recovering from a lot of nagging injuries and that's fine. But you're making him look like a joke going on in your way trying to get him to say, bitch and a Japanese accent. Yeah. It's sophomore. It's stupid. Yeah.
[01:14:31] They get him away from the bucks as fast as possible. Keith Lee. I would see. Keep to be honest, but. I don't keep because. Well, here's, so Keith Lee is another one where I, I, I never understood it. I've seen him wrestle.
[01:14:55] I'm like, I don't particularly in a W. I don't get it. What? At the same time now, here's, I have a singing suspicion that he's got some health issues. He does. Well, from before I did, are you mentioned he did? So why don't we.
[01:15:15] My suggestion would be, let's give Keith Lee a vacation. I don't know if he's going to be a good one. See if we can get him healed up even on like a minimum scale pay so that he's not, you know,
[01:15:28] he's not making money, but at the same time, he can just recover. Revisit it when he's feeling better and then we can see what we can do with them. Yeah. I would even put a man in jurors like that just like muscle just to be there. Yeah.
[01:15:43] Not necessarily, you know, to in the rain. Kenny Omega. Yeah, yeah. Let's just, there's no. I mean really. I would, okay, here's the thing though. I would send and company would pay for it. I'd have him take acting classes. Yes, I think he might quit.
[01:16:15] I think I think he's, I think he's the next EVP out. I really do. So at a certain point W. W. He's going to come calling if they haven't already, which I don't think they legally can, but it's it's common.
[01:16:30] Like yeah, so I think Kenny Omega might be out the door sooner than everybody thinks. And from what I understand according to Kenny, if Kenny is to be believed, he and punk get along. Yes, we said, yeah.
[01:16:47] Yeah, so then I don't, I don't see why he would lie about that because if it wasn't jurors, he would just be like, fuck Kenny Omega. And plus it's worth noting at least not that I'm aware of punk never actually said anything directly about Kenny.
[01:17:05] He talked shit about hangman and the bugs, but I don't think I've ever heard him say anything particular about Kenny. So I think so. I think I think Kenny's WWE bound before to any should at least before he retirees. He's got to do a WWE run.
[01:17:23] Yeah, there can be some really good matches. I mean you've got Kenny and Kenny and Cody, Kenny and Rand actually I don't know. Kenny's going to look puny next to Randy now. Did you see that video? Did you see that his build weight is 275 pounds? Yeah.
[01:17:45] And I believe it. God, you know. Gross. Actually there's a video where he's like 275 more like 290. He's like big boy and I'm like yeah, he, he, he, he, he, I think 290 might be a stretch, but then again I don't, I don't know. He was noticeably larger. Yeah.
[01:18:09] Yeah, it's like yeah, he saw a doctor about human growth hormone and ate the doctor. Kill switch. Oh, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I keep him. Lose the mask. Yeah, definitely. Change the gimmick. But he's a big guy who can do really cool stuff.
[01:18:35] You know, I put him in a best of 7 series with Brian Cage, culminating on a paper view. Yeah. I don't watch that. Yep, Savion. Yeah, sorry. Don't not do fire. I know who he is, but. Yeah. Fire. I know who he is. You had me at fire. Yeah.
[01:19:02] Commander. He did join a kit. Fire. You guys can walk out together. Pinoscale to Kesheita. Oh, he's good. Yeah, he's really good. He's just that I don't think he's going to be a book. Well, but he's good. Yeah, yeah, keep to Kesheita. Oh, the Bushie.
[01:19:28] That's what he did. That's what he did. I think he might be dealing with some nagging injuries also because again, he's not what he used to be. Yeah, exactly. But again, I think that's him recovering to a certain extent. So yeah, reminded them like so yeah. Fire. Fire.
[01:19:59] Fire. I can't really hear him. Fire, I'll see you open. I mean, seriously, fire. Oh, okay, okay, no, yeah, definitely. Fire, little Riley. If he's joined back with, I don't know, I'm cold, maybe. I keep and where's the thing? I was.
[01:20:26] Incorrect about Kylo Riley because when I first saw him in Ring of Honor, I said, man, he's really good, but he's never going to. He's never really going to be a singles guy. And then I saw his match.
[01:20:37] I forget which Russell kingdom it was, but it was him versus Adam Cole and it was when Adam Cole became the first. And I believe only three time Ring of Honor champion.
[01:20:47] And because Kylo was champion at the time and Adam won it back, that matches one of my favorites. And Kylo has the ability to make stuff look so. And he's really good. Like you got the sense that those guys were trying to kill each other.
[01:21:07] It's, it's, Kylo is one of the best wrestlers out there. He hasn't really been given a chance to shine on his own. I think he absolutely could. So yeah, Kylo, Kylo has a place on my roster if he wants it. Definitely. Lance Archer.
[01:21:25] I want you to work on. I like him. I like him. And here's, here's the problem with somebody like Lance Archer who is so big. And has that kind of presence is.
[01:21:38] It's a very hard to have him on your roster and not having to be world champion almost all the time. Because somebody to, for somebody to beat him without him looking like a champ is a. That's, that's a rare individual. It's a hard balance.
[01:21:55] Yeah, it's, it's a rare one. So because again, I like him. But at the same time, I think he's hard to book. I think he's really hard. He's kind of like Braun Strowman in that way now. They managed to do it.
[01:22:09] But honestly, he's kind of got to be a baby face because if he's a monster heal, he just beats everyone. There would dominate. Yeah, score. Yeah, so I keep him but man, we'd have to.
[01:22:21] We'd have to confer would Jeff Jarrett on what's it. How to use him properly. Uh, Lee Johnson. He's really then do much for painting that remember. I like him but he's another one where it depends on how much he's being paid. Yeah, yeah. Lee more you already.
[01:22:47] I actually want to come better. Fire. And Lee Johnson. Fire. Okay, well, you know what, as it will agree this year on that one. But again, how much is he being paid? Yeah, I'll remove that. Oh, here's one more grant. Luther. Keep, keep right fire him.
[01:23:11] Yeah, I know. So the ink won't even be dry on his release form. Malachi black. Oh, half to keep. You know what, I'll be honest though. This is in this is my, my bleeding heart coming out.
[01:23:26] I'd bring him in and say, you know, Tom, because his name is Tommy. Be like Tommy. We want to keep you. Why? If you want to go back to WWE, I'm not going to hold you to it. And here's why. So he kind of got screwed by WWE.
[01:23:42] He kind of got screwed by a W. However, his wife works at WWE. The culture is better there now. I would be like, I would love to keep you on and rehabilitate the booking. The invisible booking that has been done to you.
[01:23:58] I would also like you to be a striking coach to teach these guys how to throw kicks and punches properly. But I'm not going to like assume he's got some term left on his contract. Like I'm not going to for you if you want to go.
[01:24:12] If you want to stay, we'll make it better. That's what I would say. Do you agree? Do you concur? I do. This seems like he wants to be there, but well for a minute. He's like giving his all, you know. Yeah.
[01:24:32] So that's why I suspect he may not want to be there. Yeah. I get the sense that not necessarily phoning it in, but because I've seen him. I've seen his work when he's fully present. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Exactly exactly.
[01:24:45] But he said he wants to be there. He's like people don't know what they're talking about. But yeah. Well yeah, but this is after I leave a absence for mental health where he was talking about. He may never rest here again, you know. Yeah.
[01:25:00] I knew knows maybe that was a work for more money. I don't know, but. Debbie. Mark Wrisco. Four is worth. He's okay. I would not only would I keep him, but I would also have the company issue of public
[01:25:16] apology for not signing him and his brother until after his brother passed away. Yeah, that's the part that hurts the most. Yeah, that's that's some bullshit. We got rid of osteovan smart smart Mark Sterling firing. Yeah, I forgot. He's a man or something. Yeah, fire.
[01:25:43] And Mark, he's good. Matt side L. Yeah, we already talked about private party. How much we pay in him? It seems like he has like issues. I don't know. This one's a it depends on how much we're paying him and I like that.
[01:26:05] So I liked him back when he was Evan born, okay? I'm a fan, but at the very least, I think he'd have to go away for a little while. Matt, Tevin, and we'll just go ahead and put the kingdom as a tag team. Fire them.
[01:26:23] Yeah, I don't get it. The young bucks. Keep them, but there's going to be some conversations. Yeah, I'm trying to change this. Yeah. But more than that, dear. Michael Nackazala. Fire. Fire him so fast. In fact, just have a trail of baby oil. Oh, wow.
[01:27:03] Somebody has actually hacked. Well, damn it. Hacks. They've got their name as BBC news and they're saying that Tony Khan had a heart attack. Now here's the thing. I would believe it. Oh, hang on. Yeah, no, there's. Yeah, no, that's that's bullshit. Okay. I figured it was.
[01:27:29] I'm just, so no, Tony Khan did not suffer a heart attack. Yeah, so that is nonsense. So BBC underscore news. You were in fact, I'm not BBC news and you are a liar. Uh, Miro. Keep that thing.
[01:27:56] But again, he's one of one's out thinking he wants to be there. I was going to say if he wants to be there, keep him. Yeah. If he doesn't want to be there, you know, sorry, didn't work out.
[01:28:07] But uh, and the most frustrating member of the AEW roster in terms of booking MJF. They, it goes without saying you keep them. Yeah, of course. And the point, uh, just when you think they can't be dumber, they've got MJF and a few with Jichiro.
[01:28:32] Yeah, that's going to say before you ask the prizes actually rest in the F. Do they know where something? Are they friends? Is he doing what a favor? Like why? Why hit Jichiro? What the fuck ever? Like why? This makes no sense.
[01:28:56] MJF is your biggest star that you have. And he's feuding with some luchador from CMLL, no offense to CMLL, but Yeah, we already touched on. Yeah, so obviously you keep MJF. You keep MJF and you give him whatever he wants.
[01:29:15] Because season, other one, WW is going to come calling at some point. You're probably going to lose him anyway. But yeah, I've already do. I think the next year or two, maybe three. Um, Nick Tomarado. He looked impressive. Like he really does. Like he hasn't done much.
[01:29:54] She was just like a job or. I think that's booking. Yeah. Yeah, so I personally, I would keep him. Even even if even if he needs a little polish, you can put him with somebody. I agree. Yeah. Nick Wayne. I honestly don't like him. Fire. I'm sorry.
[01:30:19] This is my hilded ion, orange Cassidy. You can keep him for a fire. I fucking fire him. If nothing else to prove the point that he is not a real draw, he never will be a real draw.
[01:30:38] I know people think it's cute and I know he allegedly sells a lot of merchandise, but I haven't seen those numbers. But fucking no, you're he's gone. Or T's. Or his own, maybe. Fire. This is something he must be able to. Yeah. Fire.
[01:31:05] He certainly doesn't want to be where Santa is, but he fire. Yeah. Pack. Oh, absolutely. Keep you. Keep. Yep. Keep and actually do some more stuff with him. Yeah. Ah, hall white. It's a commentary. He's another one. And he's a coach too. I'm sure, but he's another one.
[01:31:29] It depends on how much he's being paid. And no disrespect whatsoever to Paul White, but it's just again, we're making the assumption that we're meeting to cut some false. It's so it just depends on how much he's being paid.
[01:31:44] He's worth having around certainly, but if how expensive is he right? That's the same thing I'm going to say about Mark Henry. Oh, no, Mark Henry's gone. Never mind. Yeah, you are. Yeah. Well, he got tired of getting those checks for just saying,
[01:31:58] It's time for the main event. But that's enough talk. The Luchabrothers. Keep. But honestly, I'd break up the tag team. I'd make him singles. If for nothing else is that they're both good. However, it is work, noting that they've there have been several people who have
[01:32:24] said that they've had some issues with doing a more American style, which let's just work on that, you know? If you're having a luchabrothers fine, but you're not not every match is a luchabrothers. So I didn't know he would Peter Avalan. He'd been fired him to be honest.
[01:32:48] Yeah. It's like you said, when he jobbers, so it depends on how much he's being paid. Yeah. I was legitimately entertained when he and Brandon Cutler were having that few to see who wasn't the biggest loser. Yeah. Oh, powerhouse Hobbs. Definitely keep. Yeah. Yeah. There's no question.
[01:33:13] Keep and use better. Preston Vance. Oh, he's really good. He's looking. Yeah. I'd keep him. Friends, not him. Oh, definitely keep. Yeah. Yeah. I'm free. Yeah. Absolutely. Ricky starts. He's going to. Yeah. There's like injury from something.
[01:33:37] But he's had some injury, so he might be another vacation case, but when he's when he's ready and well, absolutely. Roderick strong. Amazing. Russell. Yeah. I just need to be right now. He needs to be better used. Hmm. Oh, this one might be Context's Roosh.
[01:34:00] Oh, he's really good. I should keep him. Ryan. Okay. So here there's two there's two reasons why one that debacle he had with jungle boy. Oh, okay. That. I don't know if that. No, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. You have to go about that part.
[01:34:22] And plus he was only brought in to be within on droughtay and on droughtay's gone. Yes. So yeah. Bye Roosh. Sammy Gavar. Oh, I would keep. I honestly would. I would keep provide. So I and I'm not sure. He may have an attitude issue. I think so.
[01:34:49] If we can work that out if we can work that out. Absolutely. Because he's he's good. He's entertaining and he's super young. So he's got even he's only going to get better. I want to go a little bit with the ego. Yeah, a little bit.
[01:35:04] If we if we can work with the attitude. If there is one. Then yeah, absolutely. Oh, some of a Joe. Definitely. Yeah. He's a polar. Scorpio sky. Oh, he's good. Yeah. Scorpio sky stays. Serpenteco. If you're new, actually maybe, but if not, no.
[01:35:31] I if he's into being rebranded. I mean, like not Serpenteco, like they have to Serpenteco has to be fired. But if this wrestler is okay with doing a name change and a look change. Yeah. He can do the stuff, right? Absolutely. The captain Sean Dean.
[01:35:56] I'm no idea who that is. He's he's a job or guy. I. It's it's a cheap if he's cheap. He can stay. Sanjay does. Just a manager type. Yeah, I don't think we need him. No. No.
[01:36:20] Now, now, I'm given down understand that Sanjay does has some legitimate backstage talents. So. Yeah, that's what I think he's like backstage though. Yeah, so you might. I'm going to take. I'm going to trust Jeff Jarrett on that one. So he can stay.
[01:36:37] Sting is still on the roster. So yeah, obviously if seeing wants to be there, Sting's going to be there. Case in point. Stokely Hathaway. Actually, like I'm. I like he's a legit good manager. I don't. He's another one. I don't get it.
[01:36:58] But I'll take your word for it. Stokely can stay. Swirf Strickland. Obviously. Yeah, definitely. Fire. Now I'm kidding. The way he's going, maybe. He might fucking quit the way it's going. That's what I mean, he may fire himself. The butcher and the blade. Fire.
[01:37:21] They were good at one point, but now we're more than those. Okay, no, they never was actually good. But yeah. But they had like. I don't know. Oh, they seem good with the money, but she's not there. So. Oh, what is she not? What will we see?
[01:37:42] She's fired for it. Do you want to see? You take Ali who was a legitimate star and then turn around the money. And you wonder why nobody gives a shit. So what? So what? Leonah. Oh, he's actually pretty good. I haven't seen. You're hooked. I haven't seen.
[01:38:08] I've seen one match with him, but I can't remember. I'll tell you, word for it. He's really good. I just said they make him like a henchman job or type thing. Yeah. But. Tony needs. I'm seeing. I believe. Our fire. See, she's the same Tony.
[01:38:28] Tony needs is actually he's actually really good. He's just been. Yeah, he's off. And they. I know the moment they killed him is when he had a match with hook and he lost. And I said, I said, why? Why are you doing this?
[01:38:43] Because we all know like they're not going to bury hook. But you just buried Tony needs who looks like that. Yeah. You know. So yeah, Tony if Tony needs wants to stay. He can stay.
[01:38:56] But if you want to talk off and try to read you ability to image elsewhere. I won't stop him. Grant Barrata. If it go this, right. You know what now that he's not in the best friends? He's not anymore. No. He's broken up. Oh, no. Okay.
[01:39:16] I'll give him a run. Oh, he's good. Yeah. I'm. Who the fuck is Vincent fire him? Wardlow. Probably one of the worst utilized wrestlers in a. You. Yeah, it's so much potential. I'm. I'm. I'm keeping but he's somebody who might have to go away for a while. I'm.
[01:39:42] I'm. And then bring him back. Wheeler you to use get in the ring right, but just. Yeah, I don't bring much. I don't dislike Wheeler you to he just doesn't bring a lot of charisma on his own. So I say ring. I'd say ring of honor. Yeah.
[01:40:02] Will offspring. I like him. He's good. Yeah, I mean, you know, you keep him but they've they've already shit the bed with him. Yeah, it is. All right.
[01:40:19] Now we come to the women's roster and this will be a nice little speed run because a lot of these are going to be very easy decisions. Abadon. Okay. Abandoned. Abandoned so quickly. But no she. She and Dan housing can leave at the same time. I'm. Well, fuck.
[01:40:40] What's the last time she was on TV? Like, this is another gimmick that doesn't work on television. It works on the Indies. It doesn't work on weekly television. And a J. Keep. She's a little green, but she can. She's very young. She's she's coachable. Athena.
[01:41:04] Oh, definitely. She's amazing. Yeah, I like the theme back when she was in Brmoon. I was a fan. Yeah. Brick Baker obviously. Yeah. Diana Parazza. You just got there and she's okay. Yeah. How much is she being paid? That's that's my question. Yeah, definitely.
[01:41:30] That's a depends on the number one. Because Diana Parazza was another one. I don't see it. It's okay. I could be wrong. But yeah, but yeah, it's all it's all elite wrestling, not all okay wrestling. That's your. The amount. I would let her go.
[01:41:53] Honestly, I keep her. She's good. You just haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. That's your. That's your. Demontia is actually very good. And actually and I know the whole follow-up with Eva Lies when they were a tag team. It was it was good shit.
[01:42:08] In fact, I might actually call up Eva Lies and say, Hey, we've had a management change. Were you the problem or other people? Because Eva Lies may have been the problem. I don't know. I wasn't there. Amy Sochera.
[01:42:23] I heard don't let the door hit your ass on the way out. Harley Cameron. I don't know who she is. I don't know you. Fire. He car her sheet of wood blonde hair. That's new. I like that. I like she, though. She does good. I do this too.
[01:42:48] Jamie Hayer. Keep and actually use Julia Hart. I like her in the house of black. See, I see I don't. I thought she was fine. I thought she was fine as the cheerleader. Like it was on borrowed time. Don't get me wrong. Yeah.
[01:43:10] It was going to go nowhere. It's like it's a glass shield. She. I honestly, here's the problem. I think she certainly had a lot of potential still does. I think she was brought into young. Well, she was put on TV too young. Yeah, yeah. Is what was she 19?
[01:43:26] Hmm, like, I mean, I don't know. I will see what Malika wants to do. Care. I hope him. Care. See here's the frustrating thing. Because I like her work in impact. I haven't seen. I haven't seen a lot here.
[01:43:52] So I would say give her the benefit of the doubt. And maybe just keep her and see what. See what we can get out of her. Chris Stattlander. Obviously, you got to keep Chris Stattlander. Yeah. Who looks terrific now, not that she looked bad before, but.
[01:44:15] Like, she's clearly been. Working. Oh, Laila Grace contracted now. Good for her. What is good? Yeah, I like Laila Grace. I was impressed. Laila Hersh. I thought she left too. Here's the thing. I like Laila Hersh.
[01:44:41] The only thing about Laila and she can't do anything about this is she is very short. Small. So you have to be careful how you book her, but I think she's she's good enough to keep. But, you know, you can't actually. Now, she's legit.
[01:45:02] Oh, Madison rain is contracted. I didn't know that. Obviously, yeah, you keep Madison rain. Mariah May. Um, at first I would have said fire, but she's improving. So yes. And I mean, I mean, look at her. Yeah, she's on my television show. Marina Schaffier. Okay. I'm. I'm. Yeah.
[01:45:34] I keep her, but I think. I'm. I'm. I was going to say I think she might. And I could be wrong now because it's it's been a minutes since I've seen her too. I think she might need some work, but at the very least ring of honor.
[01:45:50] But I I keep her because she's she's got a name and plus I think she's married to Roderick strong isn't she. Oh, yeah, she is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boy. Yeah. Mercedes Martinez. Oh, definitely. See, she's she's another.
[01:46:05] She's another one that I don't get it, but there's something there that I'm just missing. So yeah, we we keep Mercedes Martinez Mercedes. Mercedes Monet. Fire. Oh, no, you don't fire him. That's still, you know. I, I'll put it to this way.
[01:46:24] I keep her if I inherited her contract, but if it were up to me, I wouldn't have hired her. Yeah. Well, no, you know what? I take that back. I would have hired her, but we would have gone a totally different direction. For one thing, they did.
[01:46:38] They did be with her too quickly. She was still injured when she day me. That's mother went where we fight. Willow. Yeah. So that then help you. Yeah. Well, mother Wayne. So we already fired Nick Wayne. So mom can go to. Nila Rose.
[01:46:57] Bring the ring of honor is for your cable. Yeah. You know what? I would keep Nila. You have to rehabilitate Nila's image because they ruined that when Rihoe won the title. I guess we're going to get a little girl. I can't believe Nila didn't like quit after that.
[01:47:24] I would have been like, are you fucking serious? Are you fucking serious? She's 98 pounds if I spray her with water. I can literally pick her up and throw her across the ring. Yeah. On a system, she doesn't have to help me. Um, an LLP forward. For what?
[01:47:50] Sarsha was good at the time, but. Yes, she's been in years. She's good. Um, she's another one. How much are we paying her? She might not want to stick around because we fired Kip. So. Oh, yeah. She got here with the other. Queen. I mean, not a.
[01:48:08] He's the gender ring. Yeah. She's she's honestly, she's honestly another how much are we paying her though. Yeah. But yeah, I'm not displaced. Rebel is still being paid. She's another how much are there. She's another she's another how much and don't get me wrong.
[01:48:29] I like rebel, but just she's she's another how much are we. How much are we paying her. Because there were a lot of sympathy contracts in the beginning. It was red velvet. I see I don't see it. I don't really, you don't see it because I see her.
[01:48:48] But she's she's another one though. You got to be careful how you book her because she is so small. Yeah, I like red velvet. She's she's another one though. How much are we paying her? Because I like her, but there's a ceiling. Reho fucking fire.
[01:49:09] And here's the real shame because Reho could have been used well in AEW, but as a heal. Yeah, I can see that Ruby so ho obviously she's on maternity leave right now, but yeah. Um, God they shit the bed with her though.
[01:49:32] I mean, wow, they shit the bed with her, but you you keep her. And so Ray is next to the same thing. They shit the bed, but you keep her. Serena deep keeper and use her much better sky blue keeper.
[01:49:53] I told the story before, but I was actually at I was live at the I believe it was an episode of rampage where she had a match with red velvet. And I was there when the crowd decided that she was going to be in AEW.
[01:50:08] It was a great match. It was a legitimately great match. Actually, you know what I think it was on dark. It was on darker rampage. It was one of the two.
[01:50:18] It was a fantastic match. Everyone was not surprises in the right word, but everyone was like, oh shit. Okay. And then she got invited to be in the Battle Royale and not long after that she was signed. So, time mellow.
[01:50:38] I like her. I was going to say, I've always liked Ty. Yes, a tie of Alcarry. She must have her. Well, she had the baby and then. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot if you got her. Sammy. Yeah. Tie of Alcarry. Oh, definitely keep keep.
[01:50:59] Keeper, but honestly, I don't know why, but she hasn't been the same tie of Alcarry. Oh, yeah. I see you. I'm not there might be a legit there's probably a legit reason for that. So, but yeah, keep her. The same with Thunder Rosa. Yeah.
[01:51:20] Absolutely keep Thunder Rosa, which she's another one. I think you'll see in WWE before too long though. Because I think there's been some bullshit behind the scenes with her in AEW. So, I think a lot of people were sore when she came in as an in WA Superstar
[01:51:36] and was on TV every week. Yeah, I think they legit really in Lycure or she like, being like people or something. I heard she in like, for a baker a lot in her group. I can see those two budding heads, but honestly,
[01:51:53] here's how it's much, it's just like the punk and Perry thing is you sit them both down and be like, listen. Well, y'all want to cat fight or do you want to make a call? Or do you want to make money?
[01:52:06] If you want to make money, shut the fuck up and work with each other. If one of you doesn't want to work with the other, we'll guess what I'm going to fire the one that doesn't draw the most money. Which within a resident of Breaker, that's harsh. Yeah.
[01:52:21] Tony Storm, like I said before, she's another one. I don't get it, but there's obviously an audience. So, she stays. Willow Nightingale. I like her. She seems nice and bubbly, but she's see why keep her. She's another one.
[01:52:44] I think I'd keep her just for the fact that there's a fan base that seems to like her. She's another one. I don't get it, but just because I don't get it doesn't mean it's bad. Case in point Tony Storm. You kiss Saka Zaki?
[01:53:01] I honestly don't know much about her. She's not even on TV fire. Yeah. And then I'm actually, you know what we are going to go through the broadcast team real quick, because some of these people need fire. Alex Abraham Tase. What does he even do?
[01:53:17] Oh, he's the hype man. He's the Spanish translator. Yeah, I keep him. He's fine. Yeah, he's gone. Officer Barberid. I mean Alex Marvaz. I can, you know what? I get why they keep him, because you just feel bad.
[01:53:35] I was about to say fire him, but I'm just looking at his face and I'm like, Oh, I don't know. I fucking keep God damn. I'm too nice, keep him. I'm going to butcher her name Alicia Attut. She looks okay. Yeah, she's beautiful.
[01:54:00] Who the hell is Alvaro Rio has fire him? Arcadia. I don't know who she is. First of all, it's like Stephanie. Yeah, no, she does kind of look like a, she does kind of look like a Stephanie clone. Yeah. I don't know who she is. I don't know.
[01:54:22] So my impulse, my impulse is fire, but I don't, fire her, barring more information. Bobby Cruz, fire him. Sing Bobby Cruz and Carlos. Carlos Cabrera. Oh, he's part of the Spanish announcing. Oh, who he is, right? He's the former WWE Spanish announcer. Oh, one of them.
[01:54:48] Yeah, apparently he and Vincent man. Apparently he and Vincent man really did not like each other at all. So, oh, okay. So he can stay. Yeah, Excalibur. I'm split like fire him. I don't, I don't, I don't. Fire. No, they don't know. Here's the thing. It's a conspiracy.
[01:55:10] Nobody actually, nobody. Nobody. Well, maybe five people when a WWE Dynamite premiered in the Excalibur on commentary. Five people were like, oh, cool. Excalibur. Everybody else was like, who the fuck is this guy? And why is he wearing a mask? Why is he wearing a mask? Okay.
[01:55:27] Is he going to wrestle? Is he going to run in? Give the next guy on the list stays and give him Excalibur's job. Ian Rickabani. Excalibur's fire Ian Rickabani gets a promotion.
[01:55:44] Jim Ross, again, he's another person where if you want to be here, you're absolutely like whatever schedule you want. But just in robberts, I know a lot of people dislike Justin robbers or something. Reason, I like him. Lexi, there. Did she change her name? Because she looks familiar.
[01:56:05] But what she was like a right head. But maybe he's in the trade girl. I don't know. She's a ring announcer or she a backstage correspondent. backstage to think. Yeah, that's fine. You need a few different ones so it doesn't get boring. Nigel McGenis obviously you stay. Yes.
[01:56:21] René Pacquette stays. Sottenham Singh fired. On the way he's on this list though. Oh, is that? Is there no more? Apparently not. That's why he's fired. Has. The pop speed. Obviously. Tony Shivani. Oh, he's fine. Yeah, yeah, he's fine. How much are we paying?
[01:56:51] Yeah, maybe a pay cut. Okay, this is going to be controversial. And I don't even. They fired. Who's that? A artery. Everett's. I mean, I like her. But to me she came too bigger than her. She's, yeah, she's a little bit too big for her.
[01:57:13] Bridges and she knows that. I think we just have a little talk with her. Yeah. And be like, Aubrey, if you want to wrestle then we'll get rid of the referee vest. But until then you were not to start the show.
[01:57:29] I don't know who Brandon Martinez is so that means he's doing his job as a ref. He can stay. Bryce. Brice. Remsburg. Fire. Yeah. Mike Posey again, I don't know who he is, which means you're doing your job as a referee. Paul Turner is actually a good referee.
[01:57:51] So he can stay. What do you think? Oh, Rick knocks. Oh, no. No, fire. No, no, I'm talking about I'm talking about Paul. Paul Turner. Oh, yeah, I agree. Yeah, Rick knocks is gone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Steph and Smith actually pretty good referee. Nice good.
[01:58:14] Yeah, and all the coaches are going to stay. Yeah. That book Jerry Lynn Sarah stock. Yeah, they're they're saw it. And that is the A.W. roster. We didn't do that much thinning. I thought we would actually do more thinning. Most of it is just booking repair. Okay.
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