Tune Talk 2.0 - Season 3 Episode 4: Is it a Christmas movie???

[00:00:04] Discovery Roger, go for the 3, 2, 1, 0, FFN, liftoff, liftoff, Americans return to space as Discovery clears the tower.

[00:00:36] No, no, no, the guy that he taking his pants off in the news, the new cast.

[00:00:41] Oh, Don. Don.

[00:00:43] Don. Welcome everybody to a very special, jolly, Christmas time.

[00:00:53] We wish you a rocking Christmas, we wish you a rocking Christmas, we wish you a rocking Christmas, and a kick-ass new year.

[00:01:03] Hello everyone, welcome to our special edition of Tune Talk 2.0, Christmas time.

[00:01:09] What's up, what's up, Jeky boy? How are you today?

[00:01:18] Um, tomorrow's...

[00:01:19] I do. Is this face made of corduroy?

[00:01:23] Yeah.

[00:01:26] And it's actually really warm.

[00:01:28] Oh, I can imagine.

[00:01:30] Yeah.

[00:01:31] Yeah. Tomorrow's Christmas, dude.

[00:01:33] It's Christmas, yeah. Today's Christmas Eve, tonight.

[00:01:37] I was gonna say, for many people, tonight is Christmas.

[00:01:41] Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:43] Hello to my guitar player in London.

[00:01:47] In London. We got a London.

[00:01:49] Let us know how it goes.

[00:01:51] Let us know how it goes.

[00:01:53] That was funny.

[00:01:55] Um, yeah, for a lot of people in the world, it's already Christmas.

[00:02:00] Congratulations to every one of you.

[00:02:02] And for us, it's tonight, in a few hours.

[00:02:04] So what are you gonna eat? What is your plan for tonight?

[00:02:07] Um, I'm going to a dinner.

[00:02:10] I'm not sure what's being served.

[00:02:13] But if I had to guess, I would say it's probably pork, chicken and beef in various forms.

[00:02:21] Um, the one for sure thing is gonna be some plantains.

[00:02:24] That's definitely happening.

[00:02:26] Of course.

[00:02:26] Yeah.

[00:02:27] Yeah.

[00:02:28] That's good. That's good.

[00:02:29] Sounds good.

[00:02:30] Today, I'm gonna make things a little different.

[00:02:34] I'm just gonna go to a restaurant.

[00:02:36] Oh, Denny's?

[00:02:37] Actually, yeah. Yeah.

[00:02:39] Uh, no, no, no, no.

[00:02:40] Come on.

[00:02:40] I don't like Denny's.

[00:02:42] Who goes to Denny's?

[00:02:43] It's one of the few places to open up.

[00:02:45] Have you ever seen the Santa Claus?

[00:02:46] You totally didn't get the joke.

[00:02:48] No, I, you know what?

[00:02:49] I never liked the Santa Claus movies.

[00:02:51] What are you talking about?

[00:02:52] Everybody likes Denny's.

[00:02:53] It's an American institution.

[00:02:56] Well, maybe I'm not American, you motherfucker.

[00:02:58] I don't like Denny's.

[00:02:59] It's a line from the movie.

[00:03:01] Okay, I knew it.

[00:03:02] Fuck.

[00:03:03] Anyway, so, uh, we're gonna go for a restaurant, eat, right?

[00:03:07] I got tickets for the premiere of, um, Bob Dylan's.

[00:03:14] Oh, the movie with Timothee Chalamet.

[00:03:17] I'm gonna give him a chance, okay?

[00:03:19] Because he actually doesn't look like Timothee Chalamet in this movie.

[00:03:22] So I like him for that.

[00:03:23] So I'm gonna give him a chance, right?

[00:03:25] I'm gonna give, I got a special preview thing.

[00:03:28] So that's gonna change the whole factor after we, I finish this,

[00:03:31] go to the movie, then dinner, and then that's it.

[00:03:35] Uh, now I kind of like Timothee Chalamet because that's gonna keep me going to

[00:03:39] the church.

[00:03:40] Because I got the premiere tickets.

[00:03:43] And shalala, la la la la la.

[00:03:47] I mean, come on, let's be real.

[00:03:49] The nativity, what the fuck?

[00:03:51] Seriously.

[00:03:51] Can somebody tell me?

[00:03:53] You know the nativity for the Catholics?

[00:03:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:03:56] It's not fair, man.

[00:03:58] The camels are there.

[00:04:00] An elephant is there.

[00:04:01] Give me a second.

[00:04:02] Let me get there.

[00:04:03] The Virgin Mary's all cover up.

[00:04:05] St.

[00:04:06] Joseph, bride is all cover up.

[00:04:07] But the baby's naked.

[00:04:09] Somebody give him something, motherfucker.

[00:04:11] He's freezing out there.

[00:04:13] He's like, he's not, he's like frozen.

[00:04:15] He's like, what the fuck?

[00:04:17] Somebody put it.

[00:04:18] And Joseph is like, ha ha ha.

[00:04:21] I'm cover up.

[00:04:22] Ha ha ha.

[00:04:23] You are not mine.

[00:04:25] Ha ha ha ha.

[00:04:25] Sorry.

[00:04:26] Anyway, sorry.

[00:04:27] My sarcasm is your t-shirt.

[00:04:29] Anyway.

[00:04:31] I was gonna say, I don't know how cold it would be in the summer in Bethlehem, but.

[00:04:36] It's not summer in Bethlehem.

[00:04:38] Yeah.

[00:04:38] It's December.

[00:04:39] What are you talking about?

[00:04:41] Well, not really.

[00:04:42] Not when it, not when it really purported.

[00:04:44] Fuck it.

[00:04:45] It was fucking freezing.

[00:04:46] It was 3am in the morning.

[00:04:48] So don't fuck with me.

[00:04:48] I also don't know how cold it is in Bethlehem right now.

[00:04:52] Actually, that's a.

[00:04:53] It is cold.

[00:04:53] That's a good question.

[00:04:54] It's really cold.

[00:04:55] It's like really cold.

[00:04:57] You know why?

[00:04:57] Because I say so.

[00:04:59] Fuck it.

[00:04:59] It's really cold.

[00:05:00] Weather in Beth.

[00:05:01] Let him.

[00:05:03] I bet it's really cold.

[00:05:05] I mean, let's, let's make it fair in a few hours.

[00:05:08] It's not that bad.

[00:05:10] It's, it's 46 degrees.

[00:05:11] Well, that's not.

[00:05:13] Okay.

[00:05:13] You want to be just with the fucking pamper and not t-shirt.

[00:05:17] Just throw him a blanket, motherfuckers.

[00:05:20] He's like, yeah.

[00:05:21] He's in a manger of straw.

[00:05:23] He'll be fine.

[00:05:24] Do you want me to make the evolution of baby Jesus in four movements?

[00:05:27] I'd rather not.

[00:05:29] One.

[00:05:30] Two.

[00:05:31] Three.

[00:05:32] Don't do it.

[00:05:34] Probably did.

[00:05:34] Four.

[00:05:36] Anyway.

[00:05:37] For all the people that know they're not religious.

[00:05:40] So it's fine.

[00:05:41] Are you, are you, are you, what are you doing?

[00:05:44] Oh, you're petting your cat.

[00:05:45] You know, we got to talk about that.

[00:05:47] You got to show the cat.

[00:05:48] Show the cat.

[00:05:49] Don't just go like this.

[00:05:50] Look, cat.

[00:05:52] It's a nice cat.

[00:05:53] That's a fat cat.

[00:05:55] Yeah.

[00:05:55] He's an asshole.

[00:05:56] It's a nice cat.

[00:05:57] What are you talking about?

[00:05:58] My favorite of your baskets.

[00:06:00] That's my favorite.

[00:06:02] Anyway.

[00:06:03] Um, so today, today we're going to talk about a topic that is being around for a long, long

[00:06:09] time.

[00:06:09] We're going to talk about what movies are Christmas movies and the Christmas movies in

[00:06:14] this really fast one hour special, right?

[00:06:19] Because everybody got the things you do.

[00:06:21] So listen, in honor of those who celebrate Festivus, this is a continuation.

[00:06:26] So you can argue with your family.

[00:06:28] Turn this on in the living room.

[00:06:31] If you're cooking, if you don't want to avoid your family headphones on, we are here to make

[00:06:36] you smile.

[00:06:37] Oh no.

[00:06:37] This will start arguments in the family because we're talking about whether or not certain

[00:06:41] movies are in fact, Christmas movies.

[00:06:43] I'm with you.

[00:06:44] But if for a reason you want to avoid the mother in law headphones on, pretend that you're

[00:06:50] cutting the potatoes and we make you going to make you smile.

[00:06:53] Or if they, somebody says, Hey, we're missing ice headphones on.

[00:06:57] He'll listen to us.

[00:06:59] Have fun with it.

[00:07:00] So I'm going to just throw the, the, the elephant in the room, the cat out of the, of

[00:07:06] the, how do you call it?

[00:07:08] Out of the bag.

[00:07:10] Yes.

[00:07:21] I'm inclined to agree with you only because apparently a couple of years ago, Bruce Willis

[00:07:26] came out and said that die hard wasn't a Christmas movie.

[00:07:29] And I just, I just automatically disagree with Bruce Willis.

[00:07:33] Well, first of all, he forgot about it.

[00:07:35] So it doesn't matter anymore.

[00:07:39] Yeah.

[00:07:39] Maybe he wasn't in point.

[00:07:40] Maybe he wasn't himself.

[00:07:42] He can't even focus anymore anyway.

[00:07:45] So I really think that he said, a lot of people say it's not, but do it.

[00:07:49] It happens on Christmas Eve.

[00:07:52] Okay.

[00:07:52] So here's, I'm, I'm working on this.

[00:07:54] So I'm going to workshop this.

[00:07:55] I think there are three, there are three criteria that qualify something as a Christmas movie.

[00:08:03] And two of the three have to be met for it to be considered a Christmas movie.

[00:08:06] Okay.

[00:08:06] Okay.

[00:08:07] I'm listening.

[00:08:08] Okay.

[00:08:09] First of all, Christmas, like the day occurs in the movie at some point or another.

[00:08:15] The Christmas season need to appear.

[00:08:17] The Christmas season.

[00:08:18] Yeah.

[00:08:18] Yeah.

[00:08:18] The Christmas season.

[00:08:20] Um, either Santa or Jesus.

[00:08:26] No, Santa or Jesus need to be referenced in some way, shape or form.

[00:08:30] That could be something as simple as, as a dialogue.

[00:08:34] Yeah.

[00:08:34] As dialogue.

[00:08:35] Right.

[00:08:35] And then thirdly, somehow, some way the word Christmas need be in the movie.

[00:08:43] In a serious way, just not throw there.

[00:08:45] Yeah.

[00:08:46] Right.

[00:08:46] So two out of, I feel like two out of those three criteria are met.

[00:08:50] It's Christmas movie.

[00:08:52] Die Hard make it.

[00:08:53] He has a line about Christmas.

[00:08:55] I mean, about Santa Claus.

[00:08:57] Ho, ho, ho.

[00:08:58] And it occurs on Christmas.

[00:09:01] And it happens.

[00:09:01] Christmas Eve, right?

[00:09:03] In the party.

[00:09:04] Okay.

[00:09:04] So I'm starting to think this might be a little bit too loose.

[00:09:06] I think maybe all three have to be met.

[00:09:08] And the reason I bring this up is not because of Die Hard.

[00:09:10] It's because, so this, this one's a bit of a conundrum and there are people that are

[00:09:15] going to argue about this.

[00:09:16] Are the Harry Potter movies Christmas movies?

[00:09:19] The third one it is.

[00:09:22] Is it though?

[00:09:23] Yeah, it is.

[00:09:25] It's the one that is directed by a Mexican and there's thousands of references in the

[00:09:30] stories of, of, of Christmas, Latino Christmas.

[00:09:34] I'm serious.

[00:09:35] Okay.

[00:09:35] But Christmas occurs.

[00:09:36] The correction of the, and it's, and it's a snow.

[00:09:39] Oh, you know, that's a Mexican area.

[00:09:41] Yeah.

[00:09:41] Yeah.

[00:09:41] No.

[00:09:42] Not necessarily.

[00:09:44] I'm going to put that rule right now.

[00:09:45] No, because if it's a, if it's a story about the nativity, there's not going to be

[00:09:49] snow.

[00:09:50] No, but that's a Christmas movie.

[00:09:56] Okay.

[00:09:57] I give you that.

[00:09:58] It's going to be hard to find one that is about just the nativity, but, but, but it

[00:10:02] is.

[00:10:02] Well, the little German boy Christmas special made in the seventies.

[00:10:08] Yeah.

[00:10:08] You're a fucking nerd.

[00:10:09] Who fucking cares about that crap?

[00:10:11] I'm just saying it exists.

[00:10:13] Who fucking cares?

[00:10:14] Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I'm having another microphone instead of my microphone that I'm

[00:10:17] recording.

[00:10:18] Cause it's unplugged, but it's cool to hold it.

[00:10:20] Okay.

[00:10:20] Okay.

[00:10:21] Okay.

[00:10:22] I was walking in the park and then I found this kid.

[00:10:25] It was feeding the pigeons.

[00:10:28] Home alone.

[00:10:29] Home alone is a hundred percent.

[00:10:31] Home alone too.

[00:10:33] And home alone one, two.

[00:10:34] It says, no, talk about Santa Claus.

[00:10:37] Home alone.

[00:10:38] Well, and the end.

[00:10:39] Okay.

[00:10:39] Okay.

[00:10:40] I think I'm going to amend this.

[00:10:42] So come on, did you look at you're going to tell me that home alone is not a Christmas

[00:10:47] No, no, no.

[00:10:48] It is.

[00:10:48] It is.

[00:10:49] I'm still on Harry Potter.

[00:10:50] Okay.

[00:10:50] I don't want to go over there and kick your ass in Christmas Eve.

[00:10:54] Come on, dude.

[00:10:55] Come on.

[00:10:56] I know you have Kraft Macan, you will kick my ass, but rhetorically I will try to kick

[00:11:02] your ass.

[00:11:03] I'm not talking about.

[00:11:04] I will not.

[00:11:06] Okay.

[00:11:06] So hear me out.

[00:11:07] So with the Harry Potter movies, Christmas occurs in every one of those movies, but only

[00:11:12] because it encompasses an entire school year.

[00:11:15] So it's incidental.

[00:11:18] Yeah.

[00:11:18] So to me, Christmas occurring in a movie, if it, especially if it encompasses a wide,

[00:11:24] you know, span of time, I don't think that that doesn't make it a Christmas movie

[00:11:29] in here.

[00:11:30] Nightmare before Christmas wouldn't be a Christmas movie because it happens in Halloween.

[00:11:34] No, it starts in Halloween and goes through to Christmas, but it's not an entire year.

[00:11:40] It starts right.

[00:11:41] Actually.

[00:11:41] Okay.

[00:11:42] Actually.

[00:11:43] Technically speaking, it begins at the beginning of the Christmas season because it begins on

[00:11:49] all saints day.

[00:11:51] Control yourself.

[00:11:52] Yeah.

[00:11:52] Control yourself.

[00:11:53] I'm just saying it.

[00:11:54] It starts the day after Halloween, November 1st.

[00:11:57] Okay.

[00:11:57] I never liked the movie.

[00:11:58] So it's fine.

[00:11:59] All right.

[00:12:00] Well, it's a Christmas movie.

[00:12:01] It's it.

[00:12:02] Yeah.

[00:12:02] I mean, Christmas.

[00:12:03] Oh, okay.

[00:12:03] That was my other criteria.

[00:12:05] Okay.

[00:12:05] And actually two of these three have to be met.

[00:12:08] It has to people that they can talk.

[00:12:11] Look, this is takes us and he's pulling the rules out of.

[00:12:15] I'm pulling.

[00:12:15] No, I'm trying to, I'm trying to make a definitive way to identify if something is Christmas movie

[00:12:20] or not.

[00:12:21] Okay.

[00:12:22] In order to be a Christmas movie, two of the following, two of the following three criteria

[00:12:26] have to be met.

[00:12:27] One, it has to mention or involve Santa Claus and or Jesus.

[00:12:32] It has to take place during the Christmas season.

[00:12:36] And the word Christmas has to be in the name.

[00:12:40] So you're saying that every Bible movie is a Christmas movie?

[00:12:44] Not necessarily only if it involves the nativity.

[00:12:47] Because two of two of the three have to be met.

[00:12:51] Christmas.

[00:12:53] You know what Christmas means?

[00:12:55] And Jesus.

[00:12:58] Technically more Jesus, but Mel Gibson movie.

[00:13:01] What was the name of the movie?

[00:13:02] Passion of the Christ.

[00:13:04] Christmas movie.

[00:13:05] No, no.

[00:13:06] Christmas is present.

[00:13:08] No, that's an easy.

[00:13:09] That's an Easter.

[00:13:10] I'm fucking with you.

[00:13:11] I know, but I'm showing you.

[00:13:12] So, okay, only one of the three criteria is met with the passion of Christ.

[00:13:16] They say Christmas.

[00:13:17] The passion of Christ.

[00:13:19] Passion of the, of the, of Christ.

[00:13:22] Christ mass.

[00:13:24] The mass of Christ.

[00:13:25] But it doesn't say, it doesn't say.

[00:13:27] Happening in the myth.

[00:13:27] Fuck you.

[00:13:28] It's in the title over there.

[00:13:29] It's not the passion of Christmas.

[00:13:32] It's the passion of the Christ.

[00:13:34] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:13:36] Whoa.

[00:13:36] Chris mass.

[00:13:38] You know what?

[00:13:39] Christmas is called Christmas.

[00:13:40] It's a mass for Christ.

[00:13:41] You go to the mass.

[00:13:43] To the mass.

[00:13:44] That's a misnomer.

[00:13:46] Nah, nah, nah, nah.

[00:13:46] That's my, my, my ass.

[00:13:48] Like Christmas is my ass.

[00:13:50] Okay.

[00:13:50] We're forgetting a four rule in your three rule thing.

[00:13:53] Oh no, actually you're right.

[00:13:55] Of course I'm fucking right, smart ass.

[00:13:58] Listen to me.

[00:13:59] You're forgetting the four criteria.

[00:14:01] What's that?

[00:14:03] Because virus says so.

[00:14:08] Anyway, people, as you know, we're playing.

[00:14:10] We all know that the passion of Christ is not a Christmas movie.

[00:14:15] Of course I'm fucking up with you.

[00:14:16] I'm fucking up with you and whatever, but let's, let's just go back to the thing.

[00:14:21] So we both agreed that die hard.

[00:14:26] Well, let's think, let's think about this.

[00:14:28] Is Santa Claus referenced?

[00:14:30] Yes.

[00:14:31] Yes.

[00:14:32] Does it take place on or around Christmas?

[00:14:35] Yes.

[00:14:36] Then therefore die hard as a Christmas movie, even though the word Christmas is not in the title.

[00:14:42] It means I got one really hard for you.

[00:14:45] Okay.

[00:14:46] They named Santa.

[00:14:48] It happens in Christmas.

[00:14:50] Rambo.

[00:14:51] Second blood.

[00:14:53] I thought that was first blood because there's a Christmas tree.

[00:14:55] Oh, sorry.

[00:14:56] First blood, first blood, first blood.

[00:14:58] So in their criteria, Rambo first blood.

[00:15:01] I mean, first blood.

[00:15:02] Just for everybody to know, everywhere outside the States is not called as first blood.

[00:15:06] It's called Rambo.

[00:15:08] Yeah.

[00:15:09] Just for everybody to know.

[00:15:10] It's not Rambo.

[00:15:11] It's Rambo one, two and three.

[00:15:12] It's even referred to as Rambo one, even in the States, even though there's a lot of

[00:15:16] that's not technically the title.

[00:15:17] You totally disappeared your audio, sir.

[00:15:19] Really?

[00:15:20] I couldn't hear you.

[00:15:20] I can't hear you anymore.

[00:15:22] What the fuck?

[00:15:23] I'm serious.

[00:15:23] We can hear you.

[00:15:24] So you keep moving your mouth.

[00:15:25] I'm going to talk for you.

[00:15:27] Oh, Barbers is the best.

[00:15:28] Ha ha.

[00:15:29] No, no, no.

[00:15:29] Of course not.

[00:15:30] I can live without.

[00:15:31] Can live.

[00:15:33] Is living it without Barbers.

[00:15:36] How about now?

[00:15:37] There you go.

[00:15:38] Now you're back.

[00:15:39] I don't know what happened.

[00:15:40] I don't either.

[00:15:41] So you were saying Rambo one, Rambo two and Rambo three.

[00:15:45] For the rest of the world.

[00:15:46] That is that America.

[00:15:47] First blood is a Christmas movie under your criteria.

[00:15:52] Okay.

[00:15:53] Hang on.

[00:15:53] I think we have to amend this because I don't think first blood is a Christmas movie.

[00:15:58] Okay.

[00:15:58] Hold a second.

[00:15:59] Why not?

[00:15:59] I mentioned Santa.

[00:16:01] I mentioned Santa.

[00:16:02] He's.

[00:16:03] You can see it.

[00:16:04] It.

[00:16:05] The Santa.

[00:16:05] The Christmas happened in the back in the police station.

[00:16:10] Okay.

[00:16:10] You know what?

[00:16:11] I'm going to amend my criteria.

[00:16:13] Ah, stop bending your fucking rules.

[00:16:16] I told you from the beginning.

[00:16:18] I'm trying to figure this out.

[00:16:19] I'm working on it as I go.

[00:16:20] So instead of the audience, have you listened a little is modest, arrogant little tone

[00:16:26] in this motherfucker today.

[00:16:27] I'm the Grinch.

[00:16:28] Not you.

[00:16:29] You love Christmas.

[00:16:32] I'm not.

[00:16:34] I know, but I don't think first blood is a Christmas movie.

[00:16:38] Oh, quite not.

[00:16:39] Because other than the fact that it happens on Christmas, nothing is Christmassy about

[00:16:44] it.

[00:16:45] Ah, they mentioned Santa Claus.

[00:16:47] They mentioned Santa Claus.

[00:16:49] That's why I'm amending the criteria.

[00:16:54] He gets Christmas decorations.

[00:16:56] It happens in December.

[00:16:58] Okay.

[00:16:59] You know what?

[00:16:59] I'm amending the criteria.

[00:17:00] I think that all three have to be met.

[00:17:07] No, because Chris.

[00:17:09] Okay.

[00:17:09] What did I say again?

[00:17:10] Hang on.

[00:17:10] Remind me.

[00:17:11] Okay.

[00:17:12] Santa or Jesus have to be mentioned.

[00:17:15] It has to take happen on or around Christmas.

[00:17:20] And or the word Christmas need be in the title.

[00:17:24] Christ blood is a fucking movie.

[00:17:26] It's a Christmas movie.

[00:17:27] Now, let me ask you something.

[00:17:29] Let's ask for this criteria for the audience.

[00:17:31] And let's be realistic.

[00:17:33] A Christmas movie is because it happens in Christmas or because that tradition for you

[00:17:38] to watch it on Christmas.

[00:17:40] No, I'm talking about objective Christmas movies.

[00:17:43] Well, objective movie.

[00:17:45] First blood is a Christmas movie as Die Hard.

[00:17:49] Right.

[00:17:50] I think I might be amending my.

[00:17:53] The problem is, is I could amend it to where Santa is present, but it's really hard to stipulate

[00:18:01] that Jesus need be present in the movie because then it would have to be a little racist.

[00:18:07] Yeah.

[00:18:08] How would it be racist?

[00:18:10] Because what are the other religions?

[00:18:13] The other religions don't celebrate Christmas.

[00:18:16] They do.

[00:18:16] Actually, you do.

[00:18:17] The world is so globalized.

[00:18:19] That is like that.

[00:18:20] I know there's a word that when you put together the religious on form one.

[00:18:26] Yeah.

[00:18:27] But yeah, because I'm just thinking of Japan to Japan celebrates Christmas and Christians.

[00:18:31] You see a huge minority.

[00:18:33] Yeah.

[00:18:34] So that's what I'm saying.

[00:18:35] Okay.

[00:18:35] I'm going to slightly amend the criteria.

[00:18:39] Yeah, we go.

[00:18:39] You know what?

[00:18:40] That's my life.

[00:18:41] People.

[00:18:41] I'm going to see you in this company because he's like, we're going to eat vanilla chicken

[00:18:47] and hamburgers.

[00:18:48] And then I say, well, what if I don't have a guy?

[00:18:50] Okay, I'm going to amend it.

[00:18:52] Let's come on.

[00:18:53] Just make up your mind.

[00:18:55] That's what I'm trying to do.

[00:18:57] Okay.

[00:18:57] Okay.

[00:18:58] So.

[00:19:00] Jesus need be mentioned.

[00:19:02] Santa need be present.

[00:19:06] Now, I'm going to stipulate this.

[00:19:08] It doesn't have to be the real Santa Claus.

[00:19:10] Somebody in a Santa suit is good enough.

[00:19:13] Or at least say ho, ho, ho as a reverence of Santa.

[00:19:16] No, because then that makes die harder.

[00:19:19] Wait a minute.

[00:19:19] Wait a minute.

[00:19:20] Wait a minute.

[00:19:20] Wait a minute.

[00:19:21] Wait a minute.

[00:19:22] First flood.

[00:19:24] I can't remember now.

[00:19:25] Is there a Santa in the movie?

[00:19:29] Yeah.

[00:19:30] And the people that they're in the party, one guy's dressed like Santa.

[00:19:33] Does he have a speak?

[00:19:34] Does he have a speaking role?

[00:19:35] No, that doesn't matter.

[00:19:36] You think that that sure it does.

[00:19:38] And he's really hard.

[00:19:38] And court now, and I'm called his mom and say, Mom, I'm going to be in a Hollywood movie.

[00:19:42] Doesn't deserve the recognition.

[00:19:44] Don't be like that, Jake.

[00:19:45] People have dreams in Christmas.

[00:19:48] Ah, this is hard.

[00:19:50] Because no, I don't think first blood is a Christmas movie.

[00:19:53] So if it's hard, you're saying that porn is Christmas movie too?

[00:19:59] No.

[00:20:01] Hey, if a guy is, if we have a Christmas tree in the back, so the guy's having sex in a Santa

[00:20:08] Claus dress, right?

[00:20:10] And when he's finished, he goes like, ho, ho, ho, ho.

[00:20:13] Porn is Christmas movie.

[00:20:15] So you need to change your criteria a hundred percent.

[00:20:18] Okay.

[00:20:19] I just figured it out.

[00:20:20] All right.

[00:20:21] Okay.

[00:20:22] So people just for the record, he just figured it out.

[00:20:25] Let me put my next argument and see.

[00:20:26] He doesn't change the criteria.

[00:20:28] I'm doing footmarks.

[00:20:29] I told you I was workshopping this criteria from the beginning.

[00:20:32] Okay.

[00:20:33] My goal is to not to say yes to everything.

[00:20:35] That's why you have your other podcast.

[00:20:37] Okay.

[00:20:38] Okay.

[00:20:39] Two of the.

[00:20:40] Oh, Paul Jake, whatever you say.

[00:20:42] Yes, yes.

[00:20:43] All right.

[00:20:43] To be considered a Christmas movie, two of the following three criteria must be met.

[00:20:48] One, the movie takes place on or in the Christmas season.

[00:20:53] Agreed.

[00:20:54] The word Christmas is in the title of the movie.

[00:20:57] Agreed.

[00:21:00] And.

[00:21:02] God damn it.

[00:21:03] I just had it.

[00:21:04] So Jesus or Santa need to be need to be an important element in the story.

[00:21:11] All right.

[00:21:13] Two of the three.

[00:21:15] Okay.

[00:21:15] So that means that first blood die hard and Iron Man three are Christmas movies.

[00:21:22] How are they Christmas movies?

[00:21:25] Bro.

[00:21:27] Bro.

[00:21:28] Santa Claus is mentioning die hard mentioned, but not not not an important part of the plot.

[00:21:33] Dude.

[00:21:34] It's a phrase that everybody remember that and GPJ motherfucker.

[00:21:38] It is what the fuck is wrong with you?

[00:21:41] But the only the only Christmas thing about die hard.

[00:21:45] Yes, it does.

[00:21:45] According to my criteria.

[00:21:48] Yeah.

[00:21:48] I did.

[00:21:49] Okay.

[00:21:49] This is not average intelligence.

[00:21:52] It's not whatever the fuck you want.

[00:21:54] You got that?

[00:21:55] This is not.

[00:21:56] No.

[00:21:57] So.

[00:21:57] Okay.

[00:21:58] Okay.

[00:21:58] Let's test this.

[00:21:59] If you want a little more, uh, ego support, you can call Eric and add him to the, to

[00:22:03] the, to the, listen, listen, listen, I'm going, I'm going to, I'm just fucking with

[00:22:07] you.

[00:22:07] I'm going to prove my point.

[00:22:09] So let's take a movie that is obviously a Christmas movie.

[00:22:12] Okay.

[00:22:13] Santa Claus.

[00:22:15] The Santa Claus.

[00:22:16] All right.

[00:22:16] Takes place on Christmas.

[00:22:18] Santa is the main character.

[00:22:24] Therefore.

[00:22:25] The Santa Claus is a Christmas movie.

[00:22:30] Your criteria is bullshit.

[00:22:32] No, you're just mad.

[00:22:33] Cause it makes die hard.

[00:22:34] Not a Christmas movie.

[00:22:35] No, dude.

[00:22:36] Die hard is a Christmas movie.

[00:22:38] Okay.

[00:22:38] Let me tell you my criteria.

[00:22:40] Because I want to, because I say to you, because I, I, I do it.

[00:22:44] Is there cat you is basic.

[00:22:45] Just.

[00:22:47] Personal elements.

[00:22:48] Then the script is correct.

[00:22:50] The script is road for Christmas to have more impact.

[00:22:53] So it was, it was pre-sop.

[00:22:56] Okay.

[00:22:56] There's a line.

[00:22:57] There's a line.

[00:22:58] There's a line.

[00:23:00] A line that says.

[00:23:02] Oh, I got a machine gun now.

[00:23:04] Ho, ho, ho.

[00:23:05] Hold a second.

[00:23:06] There's a guy.

[00:23:08] Dress of Santa Claus in the party.

[00:23:10] Mm-hmm.

[00:23:11] Yes.

[00:23:11] The guys is.

[00:23:13] The movies and iconography of how Santa saved Christmas.

[00:23:17] You cannot fucking say that it's not a Christmas movie.

[00:23:21] Yes, I can.

[00:23:21] Yes, I can.

[00:23:22] And here's how.

[00:23:23] Of course you can.

[00:23:24] I'm the boss, but yeah, go ahead.

[00:23:26] Is the fact that it's happening on Christmas important to the plot or is it?

[00:23:31] Yeah, of course.

[00:23:31] Of coincidence.

[00:23:32] No.

[00:23:32] No, no, no.

[00:23:33] Let me tell you what is important because if it doesn't do it like that, the whole plan

[00:23:38] in the airport wouldn't work because of the lights.

[00:23:40] So yes, needed to be snowing, needed to be in Christmas.

[00:23:44] The plot is created for that bro.

[00:23:46] Okay.

[00:23:47] So I'm going to.

[00:23:48] Okay.

[00:23:48] Okay.

[00:23:48] Oh no, let me see.

[00:23:49] Let me say it for you.

[00:23:50] Let me say it for you.

[00:23:51] I'm going to change my criteria.

[00:23:53] I am, but you're going to like, you're going to like this.

[00:23:56] Okay.

[00:23:56] Let me see.

[00:23:57] The only criteria I'm going to change is that.

[00:24:01] So it's pretty clear that Christmas being in the title and taking place during or around

[00:24:06] Christmas is solid.

[00:24:07] So the third criteria is that Santa, Jesus, or the Christmas season be an integral part

[00:24:20] of the plot.

[00:24:21] Because you make a very good point in order for their plan to go off the way it does.

[00:24:25] It has to be Christmas.

[00:24:27] So now I'm with you.

[00:24:28] I agree that Iron Man three is not a Christmas movie because they just happen to be there.

[00:24:34] It's not important for the plot.

[00:24:35] Yep.

[00:24:35] However, I think we figured it out.

[00:24:37] It's really important.

[00:24:38] Yep.

[00:24:38] I think we figured it out.

[00:24:39] I think we're getting closer.

[00:24:40] I don't think you figured it out.

[00:24:42] I think I'm going to make a change in your mind now.

[00:24:45] First blood is a Christmas movie.

[00:24:47] Let's think about it for a second.

[00:24:50] Let's think about it for a second.

[00:24:53] Um, hmm.

[00:24:57] Because I do remember that it's in Christmas season.

[00:25:01] It's important for the plot because he just came back.

[00:25:04] Remember?

[00:25:06] Yeah, but he came back from, he came back from, uh, but he didn't come there for Christmas

[00:25:12] though.

[00:25:13] No, no, but that's what he get.

[00:25:15] He's remind me, remind me.

[00:25:17] Uh, it's been a minute, dude.

[00:25:20] Yeah.

[00:25:20] I've seen first one once and it was a long time ago.

[00:25:23] Yeah, no, I, if, if I recall, well, it, it, it happens in Christmas for a reason.

[00:25:31] Okay.

[00:25:32] There's, uh, we're fellows in the UK of the real important, uh, website.

[00:25:38] Why not?

[00:25:39] Are since December 12th, they say why Rambo and not die hard is that ultimate Christmas

[00:25:47] move.

[00:25:48] Right.

[00:25:49] So, well, so if you make your criteria, they can do this.

[00:25:56] Okay.

[00:25:57] So not, not to get off topic, but shit, which one is it?

[00:26:00] The, the 2018 Rambo.

[00:26:02] Have you seen it?

[00:26:04] Say that again.

[00:26:05] The 2018 Rambo.

[00:26:07] That's just titled Rambo.

[00:26:09] No, 2018.

[00:26:10] Yeah.

[00:26:10] I haven't watched it.

[00:26:11] Oh, so good.

[00:26:14] I will watch it tonight.

[00:26:15] Oh, so good.

[00:26:16] Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow on Christmas day.

[00:26:18] It's, it's way better than it has any business being.

[00:26:22] Okay.

[00:26:23] Okay.

[00:26:23] This is really interesting.

[00:26:24] What I'm reading.

[00:26:25] They say that the Mandela effect is playing a trick on us.

[00:26:29] We die hard.

[00:26:32] So, uh, John Rambo has quested to find one of his former brothers in arms.

[00:26:38] He, and we are saddened when his command widow reports him that he died for cancer, probably

[00:26:45] because the exposure of Agent Orange.

[00:26:47] Okay.

[00:26:48] Um, I'm still reading, right?

[00:26:50] Uh, you're, uh, uh, I'm reading people.

[00:26:56] I'm reading people because I'd never read this before.

[00:26:58] And this is police station is, is, is decoration as Merry Christmas.

[00:27:02] So that's one criteria, right?

[00:27:05] Yeah.

[00:27:05] It takes place during the Christmas season.

[00:27:07] Yep.

[00:27:10] Okay.

[00:27:10] It's an iconography of him crucified by the Vietnamese captors.

[00:27:16] That's what they say.

[00:27:17] And I'm just reading what I'm saying.

[00:27:18] Yeah.

[00:27:18] But that's not Jesus.

[00:27:19] That's an image.

[00:27:20] I'm just saying, I'm just saying, give me a second.

[00:27:22] Give me a second.

[00:27:24] Uh, therefore, cause I'm doing fast reading meanwhile I talk.

[00:27:28] That does not recommend it.

[00:27:30] Uh, people, if you are not extremely trained and I haven't done talking and reading at the

[00:27:34] same time as speed reading.

[00:27:36] Uh, I can't get my boy.

[00:27:39] Uh, okay.

[00:27:45] Rambo is an activity play with M16 rifles.

[00:27:52] What?

[00:27:53] Yeah, I'm not buying it.

[00:27:55] Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:27:58] If John Rambo was immaculated conceiving to the road of town of a donkey.

[00:28:02] Yeah.

[00:28:04] Um, and got dead and revert for giving some crucifixion.

[00:28:09] And Rambo even wears a Santa sack and he's scared of the wood giving present arguably by

[00:28:16] his assailants.

[00:28:16] So Christmas is to sound.

[00:28:19] These motherfuckers are crazier than me, but actually they're funny.

[00:28:22] Yeah.

[00:28:23] It's funny.

[00:28:24] Cause like I saw an article trying to make the case that the movie ice age is a Christmas

[00:28:28] movie.

[00:28:29] Yeah.

[00:28:29] And I'm just like, absolutely not because not even none of none of the criteria.

[00:28:33] Nothing.

[00:28:33] It's not just cold.

[00:28:34] It's just cold.

[00:28:35] Yeah.

[00:28:36] Well, I mean, it's set during the ice age.

[00:28:37] Of course it's cold.

[00:28:38] Like, like none of the criteria are met there.

[00:28:42] That is so not a Christmas movie.

[00:28:45] And then you've got a movie.

[00:28:46] Conversely, you've got a movie like Christmas vacation where actually that meets all three

[00:28:53] criteria.

[00:28:54] Yeah.

[00:28:54] The Christmas vacation, the, the, the, um, roll them up.

[00:28:58] That's what you mean, right?

[00:29:00] Yeah.

[00:29:00] What is the name?

[00:29:00] The Lampoon?

[00:29:02] How do you guys call it?

[00:29:03] No.

[00:29:03] National Lampoon.

[00:29:04] National Lampoon.

[00:29:05] Can you explain that phrase for our winter national?

[00:29:07] Uh, Lampoon or national Lampoon, national Lampoon, both.

[00:29:14] Well, national Lampoon is just what they named their company, but lamp to Lampoon something

[00:29:19] is to like vigorously make fun of it.

[00:29:23] Like ridiculously.

[00:29:26] And those movies do just that.

[00:29:29] But yeah.

[00:29:30] So Christmas vacation, for example, uh, Christmas is in the title.

[00:29:34] It takes place during Christmas.

[00:29:36] And the fact that it is Christmas time is essential to the plot.

[00:29:39] Cause that's why the family is getting together.

[00:29:43] So it meets all three.

[00:29:47] Okay.

[00:29:47] Okay.

[00:29:49] Yeah.

[00:29:50] Basically any, basically any holiday Hallmark movie, I would imagine meets those criteria.

[00:29:56] The, the, the, we're talking about, uh, blockbusters here.

[00:29:59] Come on.

[00:30:01] We're talking about blockbusters.

[00:30:02] You know, I never liked the Santa Claus.

[00:30:05] Really?

[00:30:06] Cause first the actor is, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he, is he?

[00:30:10] You don't like Tim Allen?

[00:30:12] I liked Tim Allen when he was in the sitcom, but not in the, in the movies.

[00:30:18] In the movies.

[00:30:19] He's the same thing.

[00:30:19] He's the same guy.

[00:30:21] Yeah.

[00:30:21] But that, that's probably my issue.

[00:30:23] Oh no.

[00:30:23] Let me be honest.

[00:30:25] I saw one of the Santa Claus.

[00:30:27] That's the only one.

[00:30:29] No, I just told that the one, I don't know.

[00:30:32] They're like five now.

[00:30:33] Right.

[00:30:34] I think there's three movies.

[00:30:36] What was the name of Tim Allen show?

[00:30:38] Because I remember the name in Spanish.

[00:30:39] Uh, Oh, home improvement.

[00:30:42] Home improvement.

[00:30:43] Actually it's the same.

[00:30:44] Uh, home improvement.

[00:30:45] And I like him.

[00:30:46] So when I see the guy from Tim Allen, the guy from home improvement, dress as Santa Claus.

[00:30:52] Did it do it for me, man?

[00:30:53] Oh, I like it.

[00:30:54] The story is good.

[00:30:54] No, no, I, I, I don't, I don't know.

[00:30:56] It's one of, to my mind, it's one of the best Christmas movies, if not the best.

[00:31:01] Now, it's probably my favorite in terms of being like a pure Christmas movie.

[00:31:06] It's not my favorite for comedy, uh, which here's an interesting one.

[00:31:10] This, this one will be a little bit controversial.

[00:31:13] So I maintain that.

[00:31:16] All right.

[00:31:16] Have you seen the daddy's home movies?

[00:31:18] Oh yeah, of course.

[00:31:20] The first one, the first one is not a Christmas movie, but the second one is absolutely a Christmas.

[00:31:27] Yeah.

[00:31:27] 100% a Christmas movie.

[00:31:29] It meets two of the three criteria.

[00:31:31] And I'm going to go with the basics.

[00:31:32] Right.

[00:31:33] And stop me if I'm wrong.

[00:31:34] Okay.

[00:31:35] Jingle all the way with Arnold.

[00:31:38] Oh, it's absolutely a Christmas movie.

[00:31:39] Oh yeah.

[00:31:40] Yeah.

[00:31:41] The obvious ones.

[00:31:43] Yeah.

[00:31:43] The plot is, I mean, the plot is that he's trying to get a Christmas gift for his son.

[00:31:49] Like.

[00:31:50] It's an action movie at the end.

[00:31:52] Sure, sure, sure.

[00:31:53] But it takes place at Christmas time and Christmas is like I said, I'm going to say the obvious

[00:31:57] ones.

[00:31:57] And if I hear something else, obviously, is a Christmas movie.

[00:32:03] That goes without saying.

[00:32:04] Home Alone and Home Alone 2 Christmas movie.

[00:32:06] So I agree.

[00:32:07] But however, I will point out.

[00:32:10] I understand where Jordan from spur of the moment podcast is coming from.

[00:32:15] I just think he's wrong.

[00:32:16] So he makes.

[00:32:17] I mean, I mean that the.

[00:32:19] I mean that.

[00:32:20] I mean that.

[00:32:22] That show of him and a lot of our followers don't give a fuck about this because this

[00:32:27] is still talk to you, but no.

[00:32:28] Well, actually, this is so this is actually why I was trying to make this criteria because

[00:32:32] I was debating him as to whether.

[00:32:35] Now he does admit that Home Alone 2 is a Christmas movie.

[00:32:38] He has a problem with the first one, which I understand.

[00:32:41] I'm not going to say.

[00:32:42] He's Canadian.

[00:32:42] Let me explain.

[00:32:44] Let me explain because I understand.

[00:32:45] I understand how he could think it.

[00:32:47] I just think he's starting from a faulty premise.

[00:32:49] So he makes the case that the events of Home Alone need not necessarily happen at Christmas.

[00:32:56] I still maintain that they need to happen at Christmas.

[00:33:01] They need to happen at Christmas.

[00:33:02] Yes, Chris.

[00:33:03] The script is the same point that I was giving before the only.

[00:33:07] OK, you might say that the whole family could live in the summer for vacations.

[00:33:11] Sure.

[00:33:12] However, however, however, people don't leave as much.

[00:33:18] Thanks.

[00:33:19] Well, but it's it's not even that because like, for example, my family, we have this atypical

[00:33:23] tradition. We all go to Tennessee for Thanksgiving.

[00:33:27] It's a it's very random for most people.

[00:33:29] It's just kind of a weird tradition that my family does.

[00:33:32] So we usually we travel for Thanksgiving, but not for Christmas.

[00:33:35] So, I mean, it exists.

[00:33:37] But here's my point that I always make.

[00:33:39] So.

[00:33:41] Again, going to criteria, Christmas isn't in the title, but it does take place in and around Christmas

[00:33:46] and Christmas happens on the day.

[00:33:48] It's a central point in time.

[00:33:50] Now, there are many things that happen that cannot happen unless it's around Christmas time

[00:33:58] in Chicago.

[00:33:59] For one, the old man neighbor of his that saves his ass in the end is shoveling snow, shoveling

[00:34:06] snow.

[00:34:07] And more importantly, he and Kevin finally talk at the Christmas.

[00:34:13] And we all know and we all know the traffic because of the snow in Chicago is more complicated.

[00:34:19] You know, they can just go faster and come.

[00:34:21] So it needs to happen in Christmas.

[00:34:22] I got one for you and the ornaments.

[00:34:25] And Kevin uses the ornaments as a trap.

[00:34:28] I got one for you.

[00:34:30] Batman returns.

[00:34:32] No.

[00:34:34] Okay.

[00:34:34] Why?

[00:34:35] Well, because again, who are the three criteria?

[00:34:38] We have Santa Claus.

[00:34:40] We have Santa Claus.

[00:34:40] As an integral part of the plot.

[00:34:43] Well, the, the, the carnival, the carnival is there celebrating Christmas.

[00:34:49] So it's taking place at Christmas time.

[00:34:52] But the fact that it's Christmas doesn't.

[00:34:54] Because the carnival is there.

[00:34:55] Eh.

[00:34:57] Eh.

[00:34:57] The carnival goes there for Christmas.

[00:34:59] The, the whole, the tree is because, because of that.

[00:35:04] The thing, I mean, we can be assholes and say no, and not every movie is Christmas.

[00:35:09] Even the Grinch is not Christmas, right?

[00:35:11] No, no, the Grinch is absolutely Christmas.

[00:35:13] I'm just, obviously, I'm just being obvious what I'm saying, right?

[00:35:16] We can find excuses for everyone, but maybe Batman Returns is a Christmas movie.

[00:35:21] Maybe it doesn't have the, we need to separate what is a Christmas movie and what does have

[00:35:26] a Christmas spirit movie.

[00:35:29] That's different things.

[00:35:30] Okay.

[00:35:31] I would say a Christmas spirit movie meets one of the criteria.

[00:35:35] Yeah.

[00:35:35] A Christmas spirit movie needs to be Christmas Chronicles.

[00:35:39] A Christmas spirit movie needs to be, uh, the Polar Express.

[00:35:43] Uh, like Edward Scissorhands is not a Christmas movie for me.

[00:35:47] No, it's not.

[00:35:49] But it's considered one.

[00:35:51] But eh, not by everybody.

[00:35:53] No, actually, I like, I like what you said there though.

[00:35:56] I like what you said there though.

[00:35:58] So we've, we've got three criteria and depending on how many are met, you can actually classify

[00:36:03] a Christmas movie.

[00:36:04] So if three of, if all three criteria are met, it's like, it's a strong.

[00:36:10] Yeah.

[00:36:11] It's a undisputable Christmas movie.

[00:36:14] If two of the three criteria are met, it's a Christmas movie, but Graham, I got one other

[00:36:20] one for you.

[00:36:21] You ready?

[00:36:22] Mm-hmm.

[00:36:23] The gremlins is a Christmas movie.

[00:36:24] Yes or no.

[00:36:25] Okay.

[00:36:26] So fun fact.

[00:36:26] I actually don't know.

[00:36:27] Cause I've actually never watched gremlins.

[00:36:30] Thank you very much, everyone.

[00:36:32] This was the last show to talk to, but no, uh, my cohost just died in front of me.

[00:36:38] He doesn't exist anymore.

[00:36:40] Uh, seriously, did you haven't seen the gremlins?

[00:36:44] No.

[00:36:44] Well, it's a gift.

[00:36:45] It's a Christmas gift.

[00:36:47] Uh, the, the, the gremlin is a Christmas gift.

[00:36:50] So it happened like that.

[00:36:52] Okay.

[00:36:52] You know, I'm going to forgive you.

[00:36:53] I'm going to forgive you because I'm going to say something that I'm not proud of, but

[00:36:59] first I didn't want to watch it.

[00:37:00] Then everybody told me, you didn't watch it.

[00:37:02] You got to watch it.

[00:37:02] And I say, fuck you.

[00:37:03] Cause I don't like following the rules.

[00:37:06] And that becomes so much that now even I want to watch that my subconscious go like,

[00:37:10] you say you were never going to watch that motherfucker.

[00:37:12] And everybody knows viral kiss his voice, right?

[00:37:15] His word.

[00:37:16] I haven't watched the Grinch ever.

[00:37:19] Really?

[00:37:20] Yeah.

[00:37:20] Cause because of that situation.

[00:37:22] Oh, I don't have anything against James Carey.

[00:37:24] I like him.

[00:37:25] I don't have anything about the Grinch.

[00:37:26] Everybody calls me Grinch.

[00:37:28] It's just for the simple fact that everybody told me, you got to watch it.

[00:37:31] You got to watch it.

[00:37:32] You got to watch it.

[00:37:32] I mean, you kind of do it.

[00:37:34] It's, it's, it's a, it's a, but I'm not going to watch it.

[00:37:39] Yeah.

[00:37:40] Bro.

[00:37:40] Oh, Grimlins.

[00:37:41] You need to, the day that you watch Grimlins, I will watch, uh, the Grinch.

[00:37:46] So fair enough.

[00:37:47] Fair enough.

[00:37:48] All right.

[00:37:49] So let's move.

[00:37:50] Uh, I, I haven't watched this movie.

[00:37:53] Hopefully you watch it because we'll be interesting.

[00:37:55] There's a movie that it was released in 2020.

[00:37:58] That's why he didn't have a big thing.

[00:38:01] It's called fat man.

[00:38:03] F a T a man by Mel Gibson in the cover.

[00:38:07] He is, he's looks like Santa Claus.

[00:38:10] And it's an action comedy.

[00:38:12] Have you seen that?

[00:38:13] It's on Peacock everyone.

[00:38:14] I haven't watched it, but, uh, but I, I hear it's really good.

[00:38:19] It's really good.

[00:38:20] Now, fast forward to the year that we're living.

[00:38:23] Red one.

[00:38:24] Have you seen it?

[00:38:25] Yes.

[00:38:26] Did you like it?

[00:38:28] It was okay.

[00:38:29] It wasn't Christmas movies.

[00:38:31] Well, yeah, it's, it's okay.

[00:38:32] So it takes place at Christmas and Santa is the whole reason for the plot happening.

[00:38:37] So yeah, it's a Christmas movie.

[00:38:39] So why you didn't like it?

[00:38:41] I did.

[00:38:41] I'm not going to say I didn't like it.

[00:38:43] It was just kind of.

[00:38:44] Eh.

[00:38:45] Funny.

[00:38:47] No, it was.

[00:38:49] So my conspiracy theory now is that anytime the rock does a movie these days, um, you'll

[00:38:55] notice by and large, he's also an executive producer and his, uh, production company is

[00:38:59] attached to it.

[00:39:00] So I think what they're doing is they get a script and then rocks con part of the

[00:39:07] rocks contract is no matter who's doing it.

[00:39:11] He's got to have like 80% of screen time.

[00:39:15] Like that's a rule 70 to 80%.

[00:39:17] Yeah.

[00:39:18] Well, yes.

[00:39:19] And no, uh, just for, you know, every actor that you see famous is because the movie is

[00:39:25] going to his production company.

[00:39:27] Sure.

[00:39:28] The actually a lot of people don't know this and I want to talk a little bit about

[00:39:32] it.

[00:39:33] When you see universal movie presents, usually it's not.

[00:39:36] They're just distributing the movie.

[00:39:38] They're not putting money.

[00:39:39] Yeah.

[00:39:40] Usually.

[00:39:40] So, uh, we got to understand that, that the rock, the seven buck production, that's

[00:39:46] the business.

[00:39:47] That's their business.

[00:39:48] So they select a good script.

[00:39:50] They find the money.

[00:39:51] They make partners of distribution.

[00:39:53] It's like Spotify and an artist.

[00:39:55] Right, right, right.

[00:39:56] But here's my point.

[00:39:57] So I'm not, I'm not saying that's like evil or anything.

[00:39:59] It's how the industry works.

[00:40:00] My beef with the rock sometimes, cause some of his movies I genuinely enjoy is sometimes

[00:40:07] it feels like there's just too much rock and it affects the plot.

[00:40:11] The case in point being, I don't know if you've seen it, but Moana, for example.

[00:40:16] Well, that you put me between the rock and a hard place.

[00:40:20] Well, no, cause my point is Moana is not about Moana.

[00:40:23] Moana.

[00:40:23] I will never watch Moana one or two.

[00:40:25] I will never.

[00:40:26] I don't.

[00:40:26] I will never watch Moana.

[00:40:28] I will never watch Moana.

[00:40:28] But here's my point though, for, and those of you seeing it, you can argue with me, but

[00:40:33] prove it.

[00:40:34] So Moana one and two are both about Maui, not Moana.

[00:40:40] Oh yeah.

[00:40:41] Of course.

[00:40:41] Moana two starts with Maui.

[00:40:44] The movie starts with Maui getting captured.

[00:40:48] Right.

[00:40:49] So.

[00:40:50] No, yeah, no, I know what you're saying.

[00:40:52] Um, there's a movie that a lot of people don't know.

[00:40:55] There's a, um, uh, IMDB.

[00:40:59] Sorry.

[00:40:59] I wrote in tomatoes list of the best Christmas movie.

[00:41:02] I want to go really fast with you.

[00:41:04] There's going to be a lot of, to the audience, there's going to be a lot of movies here that

[00:41:08] we don't know.

[00:41:09] Right.

[00:41:09] Like number one, a movie is Judy Garland's meet me in some meet me in St.

[00:41:16] Louis.

[00:41:16] Oh, never seen that.

[00:41:18] Do you like it?

[00:41:19] It's an oldie, but a goodie.

[00:41:21] That's actually, uh, that's, that's the origin of the song.

[00:41:23] Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

[00:41:25] Oh, really?

[00:41:26] Well, number one movie of Christmas movie in Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:41:30] I don't know about number one, but it's up there.

[00:41:33] This is both by the people and Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:41:35] It gets a hundred percent Rotten Tomatoes and 87 the audience, you know, the little popcorn.

[00:41:42] So, okay.

[00:41:42] This is the people talking, right?

[00:41:44] This is the book.

[00:41:45] Okay.

[00:41:45] So they're not necessarily, I hang on.

[00:41:47] I have a, so these are based on ratings.

[00:41:49] They're not necessarily saying it's the best Christmas movie.

[00:41:52] No, no, no.

[00:41:53] Okay.

[00:41:53] Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:41:54] I gotcha.

[00:41:54] I gotcha.

[00:41:56] The pop meter is the audience.

[00:41:58] I gotcha.

[00:41:58] It's the box popularly, right?

[00:42:00] It's a combination for the audience.

[00:42:02] It's a combination between the critics and the people.

[00:42:05] So there's.

[00:42:06] Okay.

[00:42:06] I'm clarifying because for me, I don't really believe that Meet Me in St. Louis is the best

[00:42:12] Christmas movie, but I believe I would believe that it was.

[00:42:15] Jakey boy, you know, I love you.

[00:42:18] It's not about you, brother.

[00:42:19] No, no.

[00:42:20] Let me, let me finish.

[00:42:21] Let me finish.

[00:42:21] But I do believe that it would be on the list as the best movie of a list of Christmas

[00:42:27] movies, if that makes sense.

[00:42:29] In your perception, but Rotten Tomatoes, that is critics and the box popularly.

[00:42:34] That is what it is.

[00:42:35] I'm just saying, right?

[00:42:36] I'm just saying.

[00:42:37] Sure.

[00:42:37] Fair enough.

[00:42:39] I'm not agreed.

[00:42:40] I'm just saying.

[00:42:41] Meet Me in St. Louis.

[00:42:42] And then 1940 number two is the shop around the corner.

[00:42:47] Margaret Sullivan and James Stewart.

[00:42:49] I never watched a movie.

[00:42:51] No, Jimmy Stewart's in that movie.

[00:42:53] That has a 99 Rotten Tomatoes and 91 popcorn meter.

[00:42:59] Now the third one makes me really, really happy because I consider it's a Christmas movie.

[00:43:03] It's not a stupid movie.

[00:43:05] It's not Tim Allen doing.

[00:43:08] This movie is a piece of art.

[00:43:10] Obviously, it didn't make a lot of money, but it has one of the best actors of our generation

[00:43:15] called Paul Giamatti on it.

[00:43:18] And it's called The Holdovers.

[00:43:21] The Holdovers is fantastic.

[00:43:23] I talked about it.

[00:43:24] I recommended it a long time ago when it was released.

[00:43:26] Is it a Christmas movie though?

[00:43:28] Bro, come on.

[00:43:29] It happens in Christmas.

[00:43:30] The Christmas celebration is there.

[00:43:33] Jesus and Santa Claus both are named because they have a political thing.

[00:43:38] And it's a beautiful, regardless of that, it's not just me.

[00:43:41] Number three in Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:43:43] Number three is The Holdovers with 97 Rotten Tomatoes and 92 popcorn meter.

[00:43:49] So I'm clarifying because I haven't watched it yet.

[00:43:52] So I don't know.

[00:43:53] It is.

[00:43:56] The director is Alexander Payne.

[00:43:59] For people that don't know who Alexander Payne is, well, you need to get a life right

[00:44:02] now.

[00:44:03] If you watch an entertainment movie podcast, you need to know who Alexander Payne is.

[00:44:09] Sideways, The Lakeshore, Nebraska.

[00:44:11] I don't know what else.

[00:44:14] What else?

[00:44:15] What else?

[00:44:15] The Descendants, right?

[00:44:17] With George Clooney.

[00:44:19] A Bud Schmidt with Jack Nicholson.

[00:44:21] Paris at night.

[00:44:23] Anyway, I think I made my point, right?

[00:44:25] I haven't seen any of those.

[00:44:28] Well, you need to see some art.

[00:44:29] Not everything is Star Trek.

[00:44:31] Sorry.

[00:44:32] Did I think that or did I say that?

[00:44:34] Sorry.

[00:44:35] This movie, I never watched it before.

[00:44:37] Sean Baker is the director.

[00:44:38] It's called Tangerine, 2015.

[00:44:43] Never seen it.

[00:44:45] Bro, I'm reading the ten hundred best Christmas movies of all times by Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:44:52] I'm just gonna go faster.

[00:44:53] Number five miracle of 34, Spring of 1947 with Maureen O'Hara and John Payne.

[00:44:59] This is a Christmas movie regardless.

[00:45:02] Even the book, obviously, Little Women.

[00:45:04] Yeah.

[00:45:07] Number seven.

[00:45:09] What?

[00:45:10] Seriously, you're gonna argue about Little Women, dude?

[00:45:12] Well, let's go back to the criteria.

[00:45:15] Yeah, but your criteria is not a universal criteria.

[00:45:17] It's the J criteria.

[00:45:19] No, I'm trying to make the point that it is a universal criteria.

[00:45:23] That's why I'm trying to perfect it.

[00:45:25] Okay.

[00:45:26] Little Women is a book about girls in Christmas, bro.

[00:45:30] No, it spans a much longer time period.

[00:45:34] Okay, keep going.

[00:45:36] Christmas is not integral necessarily to the plot.

[00:45:41] Christmas isn't in the name.

[00:45:42] So no, Little Women is in fact not a Christmas movie.

[00:45:46] It's as much a Christmas movie as Harry Potter is a Christmas movie.

[00:45:51] And Harry Potter is not a Christmas movie.

[00:45:54] Unless it's Harry Potter and Father fucking Christmas, it's not a Christmas movie.

[00:46:00] Yeah, I don't know, man.

[00:46:02] I don't know.

[00:46:04] I really don't think that your criteria could be better than Rotten Tomatoes, but okay, I'm just reading the list.

[00:46:13] Number 17, Bortons the Night Before Christmas.

[00:46:16] Number eight, Klaus.

[00:46:18] You think the movie Klaus is right?

[00:46:20] Yeah.

[00:46:21] Now, this movie I've never seen it that make it hard.

[00:46:23] Cage Blanchett from Rumi Maras, Tara Poulsen, and direct by Tom Haynes Carroll from 2015.

[00:46:30] Have you watched that movie?

[00:46:31] I have not.

[00:46:32] But before you keep going, I'm just going to point out that The Last Jedi has a 91% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:46:40] So I call into question there.

[00:46:42] But come on, dude.

[00:46:44] Come on, it's like saying that the NFL, they don't know how to play football, and you have mere football players.

[00:46:50] We need to compromise a little thing here.

[00:46:53] It's not the same.

[00:46:54] No, it would be like, it would be like the, okay, it would be, I'm picking a team at random, so I'm not trying to slander anybody.

[00:47:02] I was going to say the Buffalo Bills, but I guess they've actually been pretty good.

[00:47:05] Okay, I'll slander my own team.

[00:47:07] It would be like the Indianapolis Colts finishing dead last in the season and the NFL putting them in the playoffs.

[00:47:14] No, but they can put them as one of the best teams in the generation or in the last 10 years.

[00:47:21] I'm just saying, nobody cares a fuck about the Colts.

[00:47:24] I'm just saying.

[00:47:25] That's kind of my point.

[00:47:27] Anyway, number 10 is A Wonderful Life.

[00:47:30] What a beautiful movie, right?

[00:47:32] It is, but is it a Christmas movie?

[00:47:34] I don't know.

[00:47:35] I haven't, that one I haven't seen since then.

[00:47:37] I was like.

[00:47:37] So this one's kind of loose, but I actually make the case that it is mostly because it's basically just a modern reimagining of A Christmas Carol.

[00:47:49] Okay.

[00:47:52] But you can argue that one.

[00:47:56] Yeah, I haven't seen it.

[00:47:58] Then Die Hard is number 11.

[00:48:00] That's what I wanted to get there.

[00:48:01] Not a Christmas movie.

[00:48:02] The Guardian of the Galaxy is a, I mean, you don't have to be a hard ass with this.

[00:48:07] Die Hard is a Christmas movie.

[00:48:09] So I'm going to put a new criteria.

[00:48:11] I say so.

[00:48:12] I'm the co-host and everyone in the world say it but Jake.

[00:48:15] It's my new criteria.

[00:48:17] Please everybody make your, make your arguments in the comments.

[00:48:21] And please, if you hate me, I don't give a damn.

[00:48:24] But you're great that this guy in front of me dressed like Santa Claus.

[00:48:28] He just want to ruin our Christmas.

[00:48:29] The only good thing about Christmas for me is Die Hard.

[00:48:32] So go to hell, Jake.

[00:48:34] Bah humbug and yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

[00:48:39] The Guardians of the Galaxy called it a special.

[00:48:42] Oh, the holiday special.

[00:48:44] It's a holiday.

[00:48:45] It's a holiday.

[00:48:46] It's a holiday special.

[00:48:47] It's not a movie.

[00:48:48] Did you just say, did you just say, oh my God.

[00:48:51] You're really not happy today.

[00:48:53] I'm the green, it's not you.

[00:48:54] I'm smiling.

[00:48:55] You're white.

[00:48:56] Anyway, numbers.

[00:48:59] I'm just going to the apartment.

[00:49:01] I don't know.

[00:49:01] Little Women of 1994.

[00:49:03] The apartment's not a Christmas movie.

[00:49:07] What is it about?

[00:49:09] It's actually a really, really good bit.

[00:49:11] Um, it's been a minute since I've seen it, but I, is that the one where he's having an affair with the woman?

[00:49:19] But my point being that it's, it's, it's, it's not a Christmas movie because the entire movie takes place over a much longer timeline.

[00:49:26] It's not just in Christmas.

[00:49:28] Santa Claus, Jesus are not mentioned as part of the plot, not present as part of the plot.

[00:49:32] And the fact that it's Christmas has nothing to do with the main plot of the movie.

[00:49:36] So no, the apartment is not a Christmas movie.

[00:49:39] Okay.

[00:49:40] Okay.

[00:49:40] Batman returns in the list.

[00:49:42] I'm just scrolling with everyone that doesn't say, uh, Christmas because obviously a lot of like the Muppet and Christmas, happy Christmas, right?

[00:49:51] All that's the holiday special from a Star Wars on Lego.

[00:49:55] I'm just Santa Claus is number 41.

[00:49:58] Just for you to know.

[00:49:59] See, I don't trust that list.

[00:50:02] I do.

[00:50:02] You just want everything to be your way.

[00:50:05] I mean, yes.

[00:50:05] You are.

[00:50:06] It's your podcast, your agency, your corporation.

[00:50:10] Dude, this guy, you see that I need to deal with this freaking Julius Caesar in power here, people.

[00:50:16] Now he knows more than Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:50:19] Anyway, hi.

[00:50:20] Again, the last Jedi at 91%.

[00:50:25] I think I do know better than Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:50:29] Not because you don't like it means that it's not true.

[00:50:32] No, it's because it's a demonstrably bad movie.

[00:50:36] And a horrendous Star Wars movie.

[00:50:38] I'm not going to go to there today.

[00:50:40] I don't have the stomach to deal with a stubborn Star Trek, a tricky fucking fan, because if they think everything is better.

[00:50:47] When did you realize that otherwise?

[00:50:49] So just a fucking TV show.

[00:50:51] And we actually were making movies back in the day.

[00:50:53] But okay, I'm gonna leave it like that.

[00:50:56] I'm gonna like that.

[00:50:56] I like Star Trek, too.

[00:50:58] But I'm just saying, this is the list of the Christmas movies.

[00:51:02] Either way.

[00:51:05] Another suggestion that you think.

[00:51:09] So there's one there's one that I actually want to sort of like go go through in my mind because it's it's a it's a guilty pleasure of mine, but I'm not sure it's a Christmas movie.

[00:51:20] I'm sure you haven't seen it.

[00:51:22] It's a chick flick the holiday.

[00:51:25] The holiday?

[00:51:26] No, I thought you were gonna tell me such chick flick from the holiday.

[00:51:30] And then you're gonna say the next.

[00:51:31] No, no, no, no.

[00:51:32] No, the movie is called The Holiday.

[00:51:34] The thing is, I don't think it's actually a Christmas movie.

[00:51:39] No, I don't.

[00:51:40] I don't.

[00:51:41] Because it does.

[00:51:42] What is about?

[00:51:43] So it's.

[00:51:45] It's basically Airbnb before.

[00:51:48] Oh yeah, the holiday.

[00:51:49] Yeah, the holiday with Kate Winslet and Cameron Diaz.

[00:51:52] Yeah, now it does take place.

[00:51:55] It happens in Christmas.

[00:51:57] Yeah, but that's it.

[00:51:59] Yeah, I don't think it's a Christmas movie.

[00:52:00] I don't.

[00:52:01] I don't think it is because.

[00:52:02] Google consider that it's a Christmas movie, but it's not.

[00:52:04] Yeah, but I don't think it is because yes, they do go on holiday for Christmas, but they could have gone on vacation any time of the year.

[00:52:13] It just so happened to be a Christmas.

[00:52:15] I'm gonna give an advice for all our male followers and all our women followers.

[00:52:20] First of all, our men followers watch this movie with your girl.

[00:52:23] She will like you forever.

[00:52:25] And girls don't be so hard if they want to say no and just push play.

[00:52:29] And they're gonna add at the end.

[00:52:30] Love actually is a really good Christmas movie.

[00:52:33] Oh, I did not.

[00:52:34] It is a Christmas movie, but I did not care for it.

[00:52:37] Yeah, of course, because you're Jake the against the world.

[00:52:40] What is wrong with you?

[00:52:41] Dude, love actually has so many red flags.

[00:52:44] So many red flags.

[00:52:46] Just relax in your couch.

[00:52:47] Let's tell us.

[00:52:48] Tell us about what is wrong with that movie.

[00:52:51] Well, okay.

[00:52:52] First of all, it's basically Andy Lincoln and a bunch of other people, but Andy Lincoln in particular, fucking trying to nail a married woman the whole movie being a real fucking creeper about it.

[00:53:05] Not taking no for an answer.

[00:53:07] And just because what I say works for him.

[00:53:13] It's a work of fiction.

[00:53:16] Yeah.

[00:53:16] I don't know.

[00:53:18] Remember the movie render games?

[00:53:20] Oh, God, that was a bad movie.

[00:53:23] Now that's about movie.

[00:53:24] That's a bad movie.

[00:53:26] Yes.

[00:53:26] Even the name helping athlete.

[00:53:28] A lot.

[00:53:28] Well, it wasn't Ben Affleck back.

[00:53:30] Well, it was Ben Affleck.

[00:53:31] It was Ben Affleck.

[00:53:32] Yeah, no, no, no.

[00:53:33] I said he was already Ben Affleck right in 2000.

[00:53:36] Yeah.

[00:53:36] Render games was a bad movie.

[00:53:38] I don't think the holiday is better than love actually.

[00:53:42] Oh, I think it is.

[00:53:43] It absolutely is.

[00:53:45] Yeah.

[00:53:46] But okay.

[00:53:47] And this might be a me thing because I really don't like those with the exception of Crash.

[00:53:52] I really don't like those kinds of movies that are a bunch of intersecting plots that but they're not obvious.

[00:53:58] Crash, what is that movie?

[00:53:59] Oh, I remember.

[00:54:00] I remember.

[00:54:00] I remember.

[00:54:01] Yeah.

[00:54:02] Crash is the only movie I like thus far that does that.

[00:54:06] And.

[00:54:07] Oh, you didn't like Seven Grams?

[00:54:09] I mean, out of.

[00:54:10] No.

[00:54:10] No.

[00:54:10] Was that where they crossed?

[00:54:11] No.

[00:54:13] Amores Perros.

[00:54:14] You didn't like Amores Perros?

[00:54:15] What is Amores Perros?

[00:54:17] Okay.

[00:54:18] First of all, Jake, we need to talk seriously about your knowledge in movies.

[00:54:22] The first Mexican.

[00:54:26] Probably is not the first, but one of the most important Mexican movies in the history.

[00:54:31] And it was nominated for an Oscar.

[00:54:34] Right?

[00:54:34] Was Amores Perros.

[00:54:36] In 2000.

[00:54:38] For an Academy Award.

[00:54:39] Okay.

[00:54:39] You never watch Amores Perros.

[00:54:42] Bro, bro, you need to.

[00:54:44] Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:54:46] I'm a racist.

[00:54:48] Yeah.

[00:54:49] Yeah.

[00:54:49] That's why you're dating a Latina.

[00:54:52] Yeah.

[00:54:52] That's what the world actually.

[00:54:54] That's what the world actually met.

[00:54:56] Kyle Garcia Bernal.

[00:54:57] Right?

[00:54:59] It's a really.

[00:55:00] It's directed by Alejandro Gonzalez.

[00:55:02] Inari too.

[00:55:03] That's what he makes movies in America because of that movie.

[00:55:06] You know, you like Babel, right?

[00:55:08] I'm Berman.

[00:55:09] And the red, the red, the red.

[00:55:11] The Venom and 21 grams.

[00:55:13] 21 grams.

[00:55:14] Well, you say 20 grams.

[00:55:15] I say seven.

[00:55:16] Actually, the correct is 21 grams.

[00:55:18] Oh, I thought you were talking about seven pounds.

[00:55:19] That movie's dog shit.

[00:55:20] No, no, no.

[00:55:21] 21 grams.

[00:55:22] That's what I was thinking.

[00:55:22] The only one of those movies I've seen is The Revenant and it's a good movie.

[00:55:31] They're talking about an Academy Award movie.

[00:55:33] You're going to tell me that you know more than Rotten Tomatoes.

[00:55:35] No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[00:55:37] I'm saying it's a good movie.

[00:55:38] My only problem with The Revenant is the fact that oddly enough, the history of all that going

[00:55:43] down is actually really well documented.

[00:55:46] And they purposefully chose to go a different way.

[00:55:48] And I'm not really sure why, because.

[00:55:51] Well, that's Alejandro Gonzalez's style.

[00:55:55] Fair enough.

[00:55:56] Surprise the audience.

[00:55:56] Surprise the audience.

[00:55:58] He got another.

[00:55:58] You need to watch Amores Perros and the Gremlins for God's sake.

[00:56:05] And don't watch it.

[00:56:06] Don't watch it tomorrow with the Latino family for God's sake.

[00:56:10] Don't.

[00:56:11] Amores Perros.

[00:56:13] Because I'm pretty sure they saw it.

[00:56:15] It's like a classical movie, but it's a drama.

[00:56:17] So it's not for Christmas though.

[00:56:20] Actually, it is a lot of fun.

[00:56:21] It is a lot of fun.

[00:56:22] American Americans.

[00:56:24] Date someone from a different country because you have a lot of fun exposing them to the

[00:56:29] shit that like if you're dating a girl or a guy from the same country as you, you probably

[00:56:34] all grew up on relatively the same stuff.

[00:56:38] But.

[00:56:39] Date somebody from a foreign country and you get to expose them and they get to expose you

[00:56:44] to all the stuff that they grew up with.

[00:56:46] And it's a lot of fun.

[00:56:48] You know what?

[00:56:49] Funny that you say that I'm totally the opposite.

[00:56:52] Because yes, I know a lot of the other stuff, but I'm more attached to the American and well

[00:56:58] to the Anglo culture because I don't I'm not dating an American.

[00:57:01] You know that.

[00:57:01] But it's the Anglo culture.

[00:57:05] For everybody to know I'm dating a black guy in Harlem.

[00:57:09] His name is James.

[00:57:11] I'm just kidding.

[00:57:12] His name is Tom.

[00:57:13] You got it?

[00:57:14] I'm just kidding.

[00:57:15] Sorry.

[00:57:15] Sorry to the audience.

[00:57:16] I'm just kidding.

[00:57:17] My girlfriend's from Canada, but.

[00:57:21] Part of what makes me connect with her is that she want to learn, like you say, the

[00:57:26] part, but we like the same kind of entertainment.

[00:57:29] Sure.

[00:57:30] A lot of people told me how, how can you make that relationship survive?

[00:57:35] You know why?

[00:57:36] She doesn't talk when we're watching movies.

[00:57:39] Oh, yeah.

[00:57:40] Yeah, that's a must.

[00:57:41] That's a must.

[00:57:42] And actually at the end of the movie, we discuss the movie.

[00:57:46] Mm hmm.

[00:57:47] That's how you do it.

[00:57:48] And when she doesn't like something, she goes like, can we stop?

[00:57:51] Yeah, sure.

[00:57:52] We discuss the facts like, okay, thank you.

[00:57:54] She's like, that's the bad guy.

[00:57:56] That's a good guy.

[00:57:57] Like I'm watching the same movie that you're watching.

[00:57:59] Why did you say it like Donald?

[00:58:01] I bet you.

[00:58:02] I'll bet you money.

[00:58:03] Donald Trump's the most annoying motherfucker to watch a movie with.

[00:58:07] Because he's probably like, is he the bad guy?

[00:58:10] Is he the good guy?

[00:58:11] I don't like this guy.

[00:58:13] First of all, Uncle Donnie is one of the smartest, smartest person I know.

[00:58:18] Okay.

[00:58:19] Uncle Donnie will never said that.

[00:58:21] Uncle Donnie would say, this is an excellent movie.

[00:58:24] This is a great movie.

[00:58:26] Uncle Donnie, the movie hasn't started.

[00:58:28] What a great studio.

[00:58:29] I know a guy in the studio.

[00:58:30] He's fantastic.

[00:58:32] He said, HGK, a great American company.

[00:58:36] Actually sure it's Chinese.

[00:58:38] Get rid of it.

[00:58:39] It's from China.

[00:58:41] Actually, I don't think I shared this story with you, but it does involve Christmas and Donald Trump.

[00:58:46] So it works.

[00:58:46] Okay, please.

[00:58:47] So when I was in Gatlinburg, we were walking down and I just happened to see in a store window.

[00:58:52] It was a sweater of this like, it actually was really good art.

[00:58:56] It was like a, I don't know what you would call that.

[00:58:58] It looked like a, like an ink drawing of a photo realistic Donald Trump standing in front of the White House like this.

[00:59:06] And it says, I'll be home for Christmas.

[00:59:08] And I looked at this.

[00:59:10] Oh yeah.

[00:59:10] I looked at the shirt and I went, no, you won't.

[00:59:16] I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I will next year.

[00:59:18] Yeah.

[00:59:19] But I was like, actually, he probably will because he'll be at Mar-a-Lago, not the White House, but you will absolutely not be in the White House for Christmas this year.

[00:59:27] That's funny.

[00:59:28] That's funny.

[00:59:30] That's funny.

[00:59:30] Oh, man.

[00:59:32] But I mean, okay.

[00:59:34] So now let's get to the final point.

[00:59:37] You got to watch Gremlins.

[00:59:38] You got to watch the Grinch.

[00:59:40] You got to rewatch with your girlfriend love actually, because I think, and allow me to say this.

[00:59:47] We, we grew up with the movies.

[00:59:49] Yeah.

[00:59:50] Sometimes you watch a movie and your life situation in this case, your love situation is better.

[00:59:55] This is true.

[00:59:56] I can appreciate it differently.

[00:59:58] So now that you're happy and nor married to a person that you didn't like, maybe you like the movie better.

[01:00:06] Right.

[01:00:06] I'm watching, I'm watching with the Oracle, the Marvel movies.

[01:00:10] And we're actually liking them because we mature with them.

[01:00:13] We're not surprised of, right?

[01:00:15] Why this happened?

[01:00:16] We go like, oh, it happens, you know, different, different contexts.

[01:00:20] But yeah, I do want to leave.

[01:00:22] I want to leave people with a hot take.

[01:00:23] So I was advised by a few people against seeing, uh, War of the Rohirra.

[01:00:32] Yeah.

[01:00:32] You do watch it, right?

[01:00:33] Oh yeah.

[01:00:34] You're all wrong.

[01:00:35] That movie's fucking great.

[01:00:37] No, what are you talking about?

[01:00:38] I told you it was a, oh, okay.

[01:00:41] Nevermind.

[01:00:41] That's the one that told you, you got to watch it.

[01:00:44] It's a fucking amazing movie.

[01:00:45] An anime director specialist with an American story.

[01:00:49] Well, it's not America's server.

[01:00:50] You know what I mean?

[01:00:51] Yeah.

[01:00:51] The production company is American.

[01:00:53] No, no.

[01:00:53] I told you, you got to go.

[01:00:54] Okay.

[01:00:54] You, you, you said it was okay.

[01:00:56] A couple of people.

[01:00:57] I don't know why I was thinking you told me.

[01:00:58] Yeah.

[01:00:59] I, for some reason I thought you were telling me, yeah, it was all right, but no.

[01:01:02] Oh my God.

[01:01:03] I told you it was fantastic.

[01:01:04] No, it's so good.

[01:01:06] It's so good.

[01:01:07] I, I wish they make it with actors in the past, but I understand what they didn't.

[01:01:12] You know what?

[01:01:12] I appreciated it.

[01:01:15] I thought it was going to be, I thought it was going to be kind of weird and janky.

[01:01:18] But then I, then I reminded myself though, the animated version of the Hobbit and the return

[01:01:25] of the King.

[01:01:26] Those are both anime as well.

[01:01:29] They were animated by a Japanese student.

[01:01:31] Yeah.

[01:01:31] Well, the Hobbit's good.

[01:01:33] The return of the Kings.

[01:01:35] Yeah.

[01:01:36] It's a, it looks good.

[01:01:38] The problem is, so that's, that's a hell of a story.

[01:01:43] Um, this is really funny.

[01:01:45] So Ralph Bakshi made the other animated Lord of the Rings, which encompasses their fellowship

[01:01:51] of the ring and the two towers.

[01:01:53] And his plan is kind of weird.

[01:01:56] His plan was to eventually, um, make return of the King, but the movie didn't do so hot.

[01:02:03] So we didn't get the funding.

[01:02:04] So, but then, um, I forget the production company or I think, no rank and bass rank and

[01:02:09] bass.

[01:02:10] Oh, I'm sorry.

[01:02:12] Somebody approached rank and bass to make, finish out the trilogy with the return of the

[01:02:17] cream.

[01:02:17] But rank and bass said, well, are you sure?

[01:02:21] Like, cause it's going to look totally different.

[01:02:24] Cause like our animation studio in Japan is going to animate it like, like the Hobbit

[01:02:28] and they're like, yeah, yeah, whatever.

[01:02:29] So it was a real almost afterthought.

[01:02:32] I mean, they did the best they could with what they had.

[01:02:36] I mean, it's not bad.

[01:02:37] Yeah.

[01:02:37] It's not God awful.

[01:02:39] It just, it feels really disjointed, but going back to the Rohingy men, the story

[01:02:44] is good.

[01:02:45] The animation is fantastic.

[01:02:49] And I wish they could do it with actors.

[01:02:51] You know what?

[01:02:51] They didn't do it with actors, right?

[01:02:52] You heard what Peter Jackson said.

[01:02:54] I don't want to spend 10 years.

[01:02:56] I mean, fair.

[01:02:57] Looking for locations and dealing with actors.

[01:03:00] Hey, you know, you know what?

[01:03:01] Fair enough.

[01:03:01] And I will say this.

[01:03:02] So this is another credit to that movie.

[01:03:04] So again, my girl doesn't speak a lot of English.

[01:03:08] She gets by, but normally when we go to the movie, she has an app where she can listen

[01:03:13] to the movie in Spanish.

[01:03:14] So she knows everything that's being said.

[01:03:16] She's using the headphones, right?

[01:03:18] Yeah.

[01:03:19] Well, she forgot her headphones.

[01:03:22] So the thing of, here's the thing though.

[01:03:23] You're dating a Latina, not me.

[01:03:26] So, but here's the thing though.

[01:03:29] Obviously she didn't get every bit of dialogue, but there's a saying that a great movie is

[01:03:36] one where if you turn the sound off by the end of it, you can still describe what happened

[01:03:41] in the movie.

[01:03:42] Okay.

[01:03:43] That's a good thing.

[01:03:44] And by the end of the movie, she understood the main plot beats.

[01:03:49] Now I even told her, I said, here's the thing.

[01:03:53] You haven't seen the Lord of the Rings.

[01:03:55] You haven't read any of the books.

[01:03:56] This is new for you.

[01:03:57] You're not.

[01:03:58] This is your first.

[01:03:59] What a bless.

[01:04:00] What a bless.

[01:04:01] Yeah.

[01:04:03] No, what a bless.

[01:04:04] Let me tell you because chronologically this happened before.

[01:04:07] Mm-hmm.

[01:04:08] So chronologically it's a blessing.

[01:04:09] It's like a blessing.

[01:04:11] Well, so here's what I told her though.

[01:04:12] I said, there's a lot of things in that movie that are references to later events that

[01:04:18] I get, but they're not so important to the movie that you're watching that you lose anything.

[01:04:23] I said, however, remember that castle because when you watch the second movie, you're going

[01:04:28] to recognize it and you're going to understand why they went there, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[01:04:35] So it's a blessing when you don't have a boyfriend that explained you, but I know why you did it.

[01:04:40] But it's cool.

[01:04:41] Because at the end of the movie, deep scale, it becomes deep hell because of the situation.

[01:04:46] Exactly.

[01:04:47] Either way.

[01:04:47] If you guys want to watch it, I, like I said, I recommended it last time.

[01:04:51] It's so good.

[01:04:52] Because I think it's a fantastic piece.

[01:04:54] There's in my level, in my perception, everyone that put art out there even is bad.

[01:05:03] If it's art, it's going to be considered with a grain of salt.

[01:05:07] I'm going to say like my co-host here.

[01:05:09] So I will respect you because of that, regardless if I don't like your art.

[01:05:14] Right?

[01:05:14] So please don't take me wrong.

[01:05:16] Don't raise your eyebrows.

[01:05:18] Remember, it's Christmas Eve.

[01:05:19] But in my line, it's Acura is the best animation movie ever seen.

[01:05:27] It's up there.

[01:05:29] It's scripted on my perception.

[01:05:31] And the second one is this one.

[01:05:33] Ooh.

[01:05:34] Yes.

[01:05:35] Yes.

[01:05:36] Totally.

[01:05:36] Totally.

[01:05:37] I can put, I can now thousands of animation, but the whole thing, Acura, because it was one

[01:05:43] of a kind, the animation was advanced 20 years in that time.

[01:05:48] It really was.

[01:05:49] The story is something that we're freaking living right now with cloning and AI and things

[01:05:55] like that.

[01:05:56] And you got to realize that that movie was released in 1993.

[01:06:00] Yeah.

[01:06:01] Just for people to know.

[01:06:01] So.

[01:06:02] And it doesn't look like it was made in 1993.

[01:06:05] That's the crazy part.

[01:06:06] Two weeks ago.

[01:06:06] It looks like it was.

[01:06:07] Yeah, no, it looks like.

[01:06:09] Have you seen the remastered version in Hulu?

[01:06:11] Oh, not in Hulu.

[01:06:13] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it's like I can go watch it in the movies.

[01:06:17] Anyway.

[01:06:18] So this movie is so good.

[01:06:20] The battle of the Rohingyans.

[01:06:22] That's how you call it?

[01:06:22] The war of the Rohingyans.

[01:06:24] Yeah.

[01:06:25] The war.

[01:06:25] The war of the Rohingyans.

[01:06:27] Man, it goes number two for me.

[01:06:29] That's how good this movie is.

[01:06:31] So I got to.

[01:06:32] I don't know if you noted this, but sorry, a little nerdy thing.

[01:06:36] Some panning are shots that they would use in the Lord of the Rings and they just put

[01:06:41] an image on the top.

[01:06:42] Rotoscoped it.

[01:06:43] Yeah.

[01:06:44] I love that.

[01:06:45] I love that.

[01:06:46] I totally understand why they did that though in this case, because the whole point is that

[01:06:50] the whole point of Rohan as a place is that.

[01:06:56] So the people of Rohan go through a lot of shit.

[01:07:00] And the point is, there's a reason why when this movie goes to the city, Adoras, when they

[01:07:05] go to Helm's Deep, it looks the same.

[01:07:07] That's the point because they always just rebuild.

[01:07:12] Yeah.

[01:07:13] The exact same way.

[01:07:14] There's a, there's a, I don't want to do spoilers and I won't, but the movie catch you

[01:07:19] with a fight.

[01:07:20] I don't say anything, please.

[01:07:22] In the first four minutes of the movie.

[01:07:23] That first fight is like, Oh, that first fight.

[01:07:29] I gotta watch it.

[01:07:29] Yeah.

[01:07:30] That first fight.

[01:07:31] That's my Christmas movie.

[01:07:32] That's my Christmas movie.

[01:07:34] Yeah.

[01:07:35] That first fight.

[01:07:36] That first fight is the animators going hold my beer motherfucker.

[01:07:40] Yeah.

[01:07:40] It's so good.

[01:07:41] But I mean, so just one more gush about that movie.

[01:07:45] Um, I got to throw some shade at the critical drinker who is somebody I agree with on YouTube

[01:07:50] a lot of the time, but he was talking about how the animation looked weird when they mix

[01:07:54] the 3d and 2d.

[01:07:56] And I gotta say, I didn't really notice it.

[01:07:59] And that usually bugs me with the, with the, with the, but it didn't bug me here.

[01:08:04] I like it.

[01:08:05] I think that that creates a different dynamic in the, like the thing, the thing is I noticed

[01:08:10] it.

[01:08:11] Normally it bugs the shit out of me in this movie.

[01:08:14] I didn't really, it didn't bother me.

[01:08:16] I don't know if you got the chance of watching that GXL screen.

[01:08:20] Every fight this thing.

[01:08:24] It was really good, man.

[01:08:26] I hope in the next 10 years, 15 years, right.

[01:08:31] We have the live action movie of this.

[01:08:34] Right.

[01:08:35] Well, I want them to make more, but because here's the thing.

[01:08:39] There's so much lore in middle earth.

[01:08:44] I, you want to talk about a content well that you can milk and there, they don't have

[01:08:49] to make shit up.

[01:08:50] These stories already exist.

[01:08:51] Now they can expand on them, but like the war that they're talking about here is historically

[01:08:59] accurate to tokens lore.

[01:09:01] So everybody that's saying things like, well, that's not part of tokens lore.

[01:09:04] No, it is.

[01:09:06] It is.

[01:09:06] They just expanded on some of the characters and made it a more universal story that doesn't

[01:09:12] feel like a history movie, even though it is.

[01:09:15] And I'm, I'm fine with it.

[01:09:17] And everybody who's calling Hedda a Mary Sue.

[01:09:20] No, just no.

[01:09:23] First of all, this is badass.

[01:09:25] Well, but here's the thing.

[01:09:27] And this is what I loved about it.

[01:09:28] So she's not going toe to toe with Wolf.

[01:09:31] She's not fighting him his way.

[01:09:33] She's fighting him her way.

[01:09:34] Don't do spoilers.

[01:09:35] I'm just saying, I'm just saying.

[01:09:36] So everybody that says she's a Mary Sue.

[01:09:39] She's doing things different because she's a woman.

[01:09:43] She's not stupid.

[01:09:45] She knows that she can't go toe to toe with these giant fucking muscle bound men.

[01:09:50] So she has to be smarter.

[01:09:52] He knows since there were kids and know he's fighting skills.

[01:09:56] Exactly.

[01:09:57] So she fights.

[01:09:58] And they practice since there were little kids.

[01:10:01] Yeah.

[01:10:01] But the thing is, she fights smarter than him.

[01:10:06] Yeah.

[01:10:06] She does.

[01:10:07] It's not, it's not like she beats an entire army.

[01:10:10] She doesn't.

[01:10:11] No, don't, don't.

[01:10:12] Spoiler.

[01:10:13] I know.

[01:10:13] I mean, just go watch it.

[01:10:15] You'll love it.

[01:10:16] You'll love it.

[01:10:17] He said, no, no.

[01:10:17] I remember.

[01:10:18] I told you when I watched it, I know what happened.

[01:10:20] I called you after the movie and it was really late for you.

[01:10:24] I called him the front.

[01:10:24] I told you, this is the best movie ever.

[01:10:27] An animation.

[01:10:28] Oh, okay.

[01:10:29] That's what happened.

[01:10:29] Then probably you talk about somebody else.

[01:10:31] But I got, I got confused.

[01:10:32] Yeah.

[01:10:33] Cause my buddy Sosa said it was, I got confused.

[01:10:36] Yeah.

[01:10:36] My buddy Sosa said it was, he said it was all right, but kind of, he said by the end,

[01:10:42] he was just rolling his eyes and I was just like the whole movie.

[01:10:45] I'm like, no, that's a really good movie.

[01:10:48] Yeah.

[01:10:48] I watched Mufasa yesterday.

[01:10:51] Yeah.

[01:10:51] See that.

[01:10:52] I can't see being a good movie.

[01:10:54] Why don't be negative.

[01:10:56] It's just for Christmas Eve, bro.

[01:10:59] Just Christmas Eve.

[01:10:59] Don't be negative.

[01:11:01] This is really good.

[01:11:02] Okay.

[01:11:02] So here, but it touches me because I love my dad.

[01:11:05] It touches me because I love my dad.

[01:11:07] When I see the lion King, I like Simba.

[01:11:10] Right.

[01:11:11] I like the lion King.

[01:11:13] When I saw the real life called Mark's lion King.

[01:11:16] I'm like, okay, it's the same shit.

[01:11:18] Right.

[01:11:18] They just make it light.

[01:11:20] But now that I see this one, I can't wait to have it in Disney plus and see them together.

[01:11:27] No, that was funny.

[01:11:29] Uh, no, I like it.

[01:11:31] I like it.

[01:11:31] The music is not Elton John.

[01:11:34] Right.

[01:11:35] But it's not bad.

[01:11:36] It's not bad at all.

[01:11:38] And I like the story.

[01:11:39] The story is really well put and it's funny in their parts and it's action in their parts.

[01:11:44] And it's something that I'm not going to ruin it for you people, but it's something that I was wonder.

[01:11:50] This is representing this in this story.

[01:11:53] Why, why, why we have this one King.

[01:11:55] Right.

[01:11:56] So it's really good.

[01:11:57] I like it.

[01:11:58] I like the evil guy.

[01:11:59] I like everything.

[01:12:00] And something that I like a lot is before the movie started, it says in memory of Earl Jones at the front.

[01:12:07] So I think that was nice.

[01:12:09] Rafiki, seeing young Rafiki is awesome, dude.

[01:12:14] He says, anyway, I highly recommend that you watch that.

[01:12:17] I know a lot of people go to the movies in the 25th.

[01:12:20] Right.

[01:12:21] Yeah.

[01:12:22] Movie theaters are open.

[01:12:23] Yeah.

[01:12:24] And this is kind of a tradition right in America for a lot of families to go to the movie theater.

[01:12:30] I already got my tickets for the 24th.

[01:12:34] I'm going to go to 25th and I've already watched everything that is out like everything.

[01:12:38] There's not a movie I haven't seen even queer from Daniel Craig.

[01:12:42] Like, please don't run away.

[01:12:44] I'm going to give you a Christmas present.

[01:12:47] Do not watch queer bike with Daniel Craig.

[01:12:49] No, there was a, there was another movie he did a long time ago.

[01:12:52] Now, granted, he made it before he got really big with James Bond.

[01:12:56] I can't remember the name of it, but can you tell me another movie of him?

[01:13:00] That is not James Bond.

[01:13:01] Knives out.

[01:13:04] Another one.

[01:13:06] The golden compass.

[01:13:09] Yeah, he's not a good actor.

[01:13:12] So, he's a good James Bond.

[01:13:14] Yeah, fair enough.

[01:13:16] No, there is a movie he did that I actually genuinely like.

[01:13:19] I'm blanking on it now.

[01:13:21] It was really good.

[01:13:21] But this one, it wasn't weird because of him.

[01:13:24] The script was weird.

[01:13:26] Like there's a, there's a scene where-

[01:13:29] He likes that kind of shit.

[01:13:30] Yeah, he likes the weird shit.

[01:13:32] But there's a, there's a, there's a scene in that movie where it's, it's a flashback of his character and his best friend.

[01:13:39] I, I, the best way I can describe it is they're, they purposefully jerk off into their hands and then wipe it on people's hair as they run away.

[01:13:48] And I'm like, why?

[01:13:50] Okay, yeah.

[01:13:50] Why?

[01:13:50] You know what?

[01:13:51] I didn't, I didn't, me and a lot of the audience didn't want to know that on Christmas Eve.

[01:13:57] Well, I'm just saying, it's not a good movie.

[01:14:00] It was really weird.

[01:14:00] Well, if you didn't like that, please don't watch Queer because you're not gonna like it.

[01:14:04] I, I, I have a feeling.

[01:14:07] Uh, but yeah, I feel like, and he's really bad accurate.

[01:14:10] Like the, the, whoever that was the Latino supervisor is, he needs to get fired for the industry.

[01:14:19] But in a way.

[01:14:20] Um, Merry Christmas, Jakey boy.

[01:14:24] Merry Christmas, bitches.

[01:14:27] Hey, you see how I gotta deal with these people?

[01:14:29] I say Merry Christmas.

[01:14:30] No, it's a line.

[01:14:31] He doesn't even say it back to me.

[01:14:32] It's a line, it's a, it's a line from Rent, which is not a Christmas movie.

[01:14:36] Um, but either way, Merry Christmas to you.

[01:14:40] Merry Christmas.

[01:14:41] This is our second Christmas as a podcasters together.

[01:14:44] Uh, it's our second Christmas, but it's our first.

[01:14:48] We just finished our first year in August.

[01:14:51] We celebrate the first anniversary, but Merry Christmas has been an honor, right?

[01:14:57] Uh, eat a lot, celebrate with the people that you love.

[01:15:01] Say hello to the second family, right?

[01:15:05] And I don't know how to say it.

[01:15:07] Cause you're not married, obviously.

[01:15:10] Uh, congratulations off before we go.

[01:15:13] Cause I didn't have the time to do something special, right?

[01:15:17] Happy birthday, Jordan.

[01:15:19] I, I congratulate you, but I didn't have the chance to make a video like the one I did for Jake.

[01:15:24] But you don't think home, but you don't think home alone is a Christmas movie.

[01:15:28] So fuck off.

[01:15:29] Exactly.

[01:15:30] Well, you're Canadian.

[01:15:31] So we forgive you cause you are not a hundred percent there.

[01:15:34] You're a who's here.

[01:15:35] He will understand the joke.

[01:15:36] Either way.

[01:15:37] I'm dating a Canadian.

[01:15:38] I can say that.

[01:15:38] Okay, people.

[01:15:40] A hoser.

[01:15:41] A hoser.

[01:15:42] Yeah.

[01:15:42] They get offended.

[01:15:43] No, they don't.

[01:15:45] Sometimes they do.

[01:15:46] You're white.

[01:15:47] You don't understand.

[01:15:49] Either way.

[01:15:50] Uh, happy birthday, Jordan.

[01:15:53] Merry Christmas to Jordan.

[01:15:54] Justin.

[01:15:54] I'm just kidding.

[01:15:55] Happy birthday, Jordan.

[01:15:57] Haley.

[01:15:58] Uh, Eric.

[01:15:59] Uh, the guys from goosebumps.

[01:16:02] David Firestone, Saul, book, Ellie.

[01:16:06] Dr. Fantastic.

[01:16:07] Dr. Fantastic.

[01:16:09] Um, who am missing?

[01:16:10] Who am missing?

[01:16:11] I'm running through.

[01:16:12] Uh, uh, uh, I think I got it.

[01:16:16] Eric.

[01:16:16] I say Eric.

[01:16:17] I say Eric.

[01:16:17] Oh yeah.

[01:16:18] Yeah.

[01:16:18] You did.

[01:16:18] You did.

[01:16:19] Um, yeah, I think that's every, I think that's everybody.

[01:16:22] I'm missing one person.

[01:16:25] Haley.

[01:16:27] Justin.

[01:16:28] Jordan.

[01:16:29] Saul.

[01:16:30] Book.

[01:16:31] Ellie.

[01:16:32] Oh, Brian.

[01:16:33] Brian and Brian and Hakeem from down the middle.

[01:16:36] Brian and Hakeem.

[01:16:38] Thank you.

[01:16:38] That's it.

[01:16:39] Yeah.

[01:16:39] So happy, uh, merry and happy Christmas to everyone.

[01:16:44] Uh, have a good one.

[01:16:47] And we will see you next week when we hopefully can, you know,

[01:16:50] do the trial of, can I say who?

[01:16:54] Yeah.

[01:16:54] We'll give him a little teaser as a Christmas gift.

[01:16:57] It's a Christmas gift.

[01:16:58] We're gonna bring to the stand, not to the stand.

[01:17:01] We're gonna accuse.

[01:17:04] The, the, the, uh, you can say who don't say because the defendant,

[01:17:09] the defendant will be the joke, the state against the joker.

[01:17:15] So actually, no, this is a, I will say, I'm not going to tell you what the

[01:17:18] suit is, but this is brought to our attention.

[01:17:21] But this is a, this is a civil suit.

[01:17:23] This is not a criminal suit.

[01:17:25] Yeah.

[01:17:25] So the state, you know, is state against the, the, the joker.

[01:17:30] So merry Christmas.

[01:17:32] Have a great one.

[01:17:33] Everyone.

[01:17:34] Uh, my client, my client wishes to remain anonymous until time of the trial.

[01:17:38] That's good because I'm going to defend the joker, the shit out of this.

[01:17:41] So anyway, uh,

[01:17:45] Merry Christmas.

[01:17:48] We will see you before the new year's, I guess.

[01:17:50] Right.

[01:17:50] What, what day?

[01:17:51] Yes.

[01:17:52] I will see you for the new year's special.

[01:17:54] I want to say hello.

[01:17:56] So this is not the joker special.

[01:17:58] Next year.

[01:17:58] We're going to count the best moments, I guess, of the, of the podcast.

[01:18:02] Probably if all the podcast is clean hours.

[01:18:06] I'm probably we're going to cut the, the, the, either way I'm going on

[01:18:10] vacation is the first, so we better do it before.

[01:18:13] Thank you everyone.

[01:18:14] Merry Christmas.

[01:18:16] See you soon.