Average Intelligence Filler Episode 2: Lots of Laughs & Classic TV Shows

[00:00:00] Hello everybody and welcome back again. I hope this one's still private. Okay, we're

[00:00:09] good. This means all right. This means that something happened. What happened? A

[00:00:18] boo. Outback daddy. You died like a dog. You died like a dog. People who watch this

[00:00:27] episode and have watched the one that we recorded prior to. I wouldn't have cried. It's

[00:00:32] the same day for us but for you it's oh here. There we go. Now it's different. All right.

[00:00:42] Fixed for Shoei. Oh, I thought you farted. It was your door. I was like, that was a nice

[00:00:49] pete gripping five. Yeah, and I was gonna say our last several podcasts have just been

[00:00:56] zoomed so therefore you know we're not in person so therefore it's literally just my face.

[00:01:03] 40 pounds down man. That was boo. Back dad out back daddy. He died like a dog. Oh fuck look

[00:01:17] out. Oh fuck look out. Man, can you imagine if Trump was Australian? I hang on hang on hang on

[00:01:26] I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt this. So first thing I'm gonna do is get into Trump the Trump head

[00:01:35] space and then I'm gonna affect and all the acts and it didn't work. No, no, I imagine it

[00:01:44] would just sound a lot like Boris Johnson. Who's that? That that British PM that they called

[00:01:53] like the British Trump with a messy hair and everything. Oh man, you know what speaking of

[00:01:58] uh not British but um Pierre what's his face brother up north man he's killing it. Oh man

[00:02:07] I'm a fan of him. He's gonna win. I mean you don't see how he couldn't win. Little miniature

[00:02:13] freaking uh. Fidel Castro you know like no I like I don't understand why people think he's good.

[00:02:20] I don't understand how people don't think Fidel Castro is not his dad. Put up a picture of each of them

[00:02:27] and it's wild like if you if you just like literally have Trudeau grow out a gnarly beard and then

[00:02:34] where one of the hats he looks just like the bro it looks just like Chico in the man.

[00:02:39] Looks nothing like Chico in the man. Do you know? Yes I know what you go in there. Yes!

[00:02:47] He fucking knows who Chico in the man is that's Freddie Prince bitch not pretty Freddie Prince Jr

[00:02:53] that's his daddy. Wait, I thought she I thought Freddie Prince was punch.

[00:02:58] He was Chico hang on and the man was a white guy. Hang on we got a I'm probably wrong.

[00:03:06] I watched I show a lot. That was a good show.

[00:03:10] I remember Chico and the man would come on and then taxi would come on. I was changing.

[00:03:14] Oh no you're right it is Freddie Prince. I hated I hated uh I hated taxi. I wasn't a fan of it

[00:03:19] and I'm not talking Travis Bickle taxi. I'm talking to show. No you're right that's Freddie Prince.

[00:03:25] Freddie Prince. I think he was punched too though hang on. Probably he was an actor. That's what I got it.

[00:03:30] He died young. He had he had junior and then he died not too long after I'm pretty certain

[00:03:38] overdose or something. No Eric Astrada was punched I'm wrong. On chips okay.

[00:03:49] See I was there's one thing I know it's my pop culture is 80s holy shit.

[00:03:54] I mean yeah yeah yeah but I know like too much. Who's your favorite girl girl?

[00:04:06] I can't remember her name but she's the oldest one. Oh um

[00:04:13] oh my god this this is bad like I'm on a podcast. Gladys? No no um

[00:04:19] no glad is there is a gladist though right? No I'll just throw no I keep I keep I keep wanting to see

[00:04:26] F. I keep wanting to say Ethel but no that's from dinosaurs. Oh yeah oh my god Sophia

[00:04:32] Is that her name? Sophia Petrillo played played by Estelle Getty she was awesome.

[00:04:38] Ah my first favorite was Rose man but as I watched the show I began I know I became a Dorothy fan

[00:04:45] Is Dorothy the really deep voice? Be Arthur yeah okay yeah I mean she's second I like that dry just

[00:04:53] My brother actually loved golden girls so because my grandmother you know like

[00:04:58] When certain TV shows are on while you're a kid and they're just on and you're just watching with your parents

[00:05:03] Like that doesn't happen like that nowadays like nowadays we have so much shit. I think we just found the theme of this episode

[00:05:09] 90s but well now just old TV shows

[00:05:12] Nostalgia Nostalgia TV but I like TV shows because there's a lot of ground-to-go because not when I'm

[00:05:20] Make TV shows they don't do they don't I'm about to ask you about like three though shit

[00:05:24] Have at it so like your favorite golden girl man. I just

[00:05:27] I love them all though but actually blanche is my least favorite. I didn't watch it a lot

[00:05:32] I did watch it a little bit

[00:05:34] I slept on it and I actually have my ex-wife to thank for this because I slept on golden girls my entire life

[00:05:39] I did the same with Roseanne oh dude I watched episodes here and there but like as I got older and started watching it

[00:05:45] I was like I'll say dude everything they're going through

[00:05:48] Besides like losing power and she like that because I never understood how they lost power

[00:05:52] You can afford beer. Oh no I lost

[00:05:55] You can't afford to pay your electric. Oh no man. I've had my electric go cut off before oh no no

[00:05:59] Okay, I'm sorry as as a father no, I've never had my electric. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah single person. Oh yeah

[00:06:06] Yes, I've had my power cut off. Yeah now let's just say that you know

[00:06:10] I made that transition because when you have children you have to think about them

[00:06:13] But granted power does not equal safety

[00:06:17] You know like I mean in the middle of the winter and you need to heat your house. Yeah course. Yeah

[00:06:21] That's uh but well, but if you've got gas though you can still have heat. I dude. I've always got gas

[00:06:29] Anyway, so I what will you you're going to say something? Oh, but so I slept on golden girls and then she was like

[00:06:36] She's like oh the golden girls is on I'm like the golden girls and then I watch

[00:06:42] And then I watched the golden girls and I'm like how did I like

[00:06:47] My mother should have slapped me for this. She probably should know she did that's the thing

[00:06:52] Like you should have made me watch this because it's a little

[00:06:56] Little kids, man, like you can't get assist me. I mean you I mean you couldn't get me to say still

[00:07:00] I don't know about you, but that's that's the same thing. I did with the next show though mash

[00:07:04] Oh

[00:07:06] I know that's probably a good show

[00:07:09] It reminds me of a time in my life when I would watch the greatest shows

[00:07:14] And then that shitty show would come on. I highly recommend not saying it's a bad show

[00:07:19] I'm just saying for as a kid. I hate it. Yeah, my good show ended and then it

[00:07:25] Counts like me. That was that was the same

[00:07:28] And then it's so funny how I started watching mash

[00:07:31] I was this was I was years ago. I was sick as a fucking dog and could not sleep

[00:07:36] So and this is back when I had cable so I

[00:07:39] Miss those days channel surfing right and the only thing I'm trying to follow sleep

[00:07:45] So I hit WGN and mash is on and I was like oh sweet. I'll pass out no time except then I watch the show

[00:07:53] You're just like I can't sleep

[00:07:55] No, but then I but then I watch the show and I'm cracking the fuck up this shows fucking hilarious

[00:08:02] And Alan Alda's a goddamn national treasure so

[00:08:06] Like I mean maybe maybe it's a slut. Well, I mean it's not a slept on show because it's very popular

[00:08:10] Yeah, it's extremely popular um, but yeah

[00:08:12] I slept on it hardcore and then after that night

[00:08:15] I started watching it from the very beginning and I watched the entire series. I got it

[00:08:20] Shows we slept on that we finally started watching

[00:08:23] I don't know how many of those I have but I've got quite a few uh, I mean

[00:08:28] I've got rose and rose one. Yeah rose and was a big one um

[00:08:33] Stuff now the stuff I did not watch when I was a kid, but I watched as an adult um

[00:08:39] Oh, geez

[00:08:41] You know now that I said this like I can't even think of one even though I've seen many

[00:08:44] I've got one that I slept on for a long time. Did you ever watch how I met your mother?

[00:08:49] I've seen bits and pieces. Oh, dude. I'm okay. I'm not

[00:08:54] continue, but I'm definitely

[00:08:56] High've slept on a big bang theory. Yeah, but we'll get oh that's another show. I haven't watched yet

[00:09:02] Okay, I started watching young sheldon. I slept on young sheldon so hard and I was wrong

[00:09:07] I was okay. You know, I just said you can't make good shows today. I was wrong

[00:09:10] Parsons and his partner are doing really well

[00:09:14] Yes, extreme which the funny thing is the two producers of the show

[00:09:18] Are actually married and it's Jim Parsons and play sheldon and the other guy came her name. I can't remember

[00:09:24] It's not Vivek

[00:09:26] But it's like VA kick, you know, the VA

[00:09:29] That's how I'm pronouncing it and that's how it's going baby

[00:09:31] So how I met your mother I slept on the show for years and I'll give you doesn't have doogie house or in it?

[00:09:37] Yes, well I came her his name. Uh Neil Patrick Harris

[00:09:40] Yes, and he's a coke

[00:09:43] And they they were actually really smart because Neil Patrick Harris is why you start watching the show

[00:09:49] But then the whole cast is fantastic, but Neil Patrick Harris was definitely the hook

[00:09:53] Um, who's the one guy who's in it Jason Segal?

[00:09:56] Jason Segal. He is ho

[00:09:58] So if I wasn't a Jason Segal fan hardcore until how I met your mother

[00:10:02] I wasn't a fan of his until I saw all the forgetting serial Marshall see

[00:10:05] I didn't like forgetting serial Marshall until I loved it dude when I do now

[00:10:09] I didn't like it

[00:10:13] No, but how about your mother so and

[00:10:16] It is only because

[00:10:18] It is only because I was so bored at the time and literally just had run out of things to watch that I stuck

[00:10:25] With how I met your mother because the first few episodes are kind of they're not bad, but they're kind of

[00:10:30] Standard sitcom fair. There was nothing really special about them

[00:10:33] And if you were not engaged with the characters

[00:10:36] It's like you'll chuckle but you won't like uh-huh

[00:10:39] But then it and I think it's like episode three or four

[00:10:42] It's not that far in there's an episode

[00:10:44] Ted and Barney and Barney is Neil Patrick Harris

[00:10:48] They end up they go to the airport to try to score chicks. I've seen lots of clips

[00:10:53] So just if I if I you know whatever so but they go to the airport to pick up chicks and then they end up getting

[00:10:59] But they end up getting detained by TSA

[00:11:02] Because Barney does this bit all the time apparently where he drops a suitcase in baggage claim

[00:11:07] And then they've got like a bunch of footage of him doing this

[00:11:10] So didn't they they think he's a terrorist and this whole thing

[00:11:13] He's in there. He's just keeps saying the same thing goes we are international business men on an international business trip

[00:11:20] But anyway, then they go to Philadelphia and

[00:11:22] Ted's all mad and Barney is like come on man. This is a great story and then

[00:11:28] They're

[00:11:30] Hanging out at some girls house that Barney is trying to score with and then there's this other guy

[00:11:34] Who happens to be there?

[00:11:35] And they find out he works security at the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia

[00:11:39] And then Barney is like you ever touch. He's like oh, yeah loads of times

[00:11:42] He's like you ever lick it and then the guy goes no

[00:11:47] I have never licked the Liberty Bell so then they go and lick the Liberty Bell

[00:11:51] Do you don't see it? They tell

[00:11:53] But I know but and I love that

[00:11:56] In Ted's telling the story in the bar later and to a girl and she goes well what did it taste like he goes freedom

[00:12:03] Actually it tasted like pennies

[00:12:05] Freedom that's freedom tastes like copper people, but that is when and what I wanted to think in my favorite things about how I met your mother

[00:12:12] So in that same episode there's a moment where Barney is sending

[00:12:17] Pictures to Marshall as a joke

[00:12:20] But this is back in 2005 so they're all flip phones

[00:12:23] And the gag is Marshall is going through the pictures and it's Barney going

[00:12:29] But it's an old flip phone how I met your mother is a literal time capsule because it starts in 2005

[00:12:34] And it ends in 2009

[00:12:38] I think no there's nine seasons I get to 2014 that was a huge technology jump

[00:12:43] Right because they go from flip phones and a home regular home

[00:12:48] To got iPhone, but it's it's 2014

[00:12:51] But yeah by about the middle of the series it was nine seasons. I get the nine oh

[00:12:55] So yeah, it's a literal decade time capsule

[00:12:58] But at such a transitional moment because like I said they go from flip phones to iPhones over the course

[00:13:04] Of the series and it's it's so much fun to watch but there's so many episodes that are just it's I dubbed it

[00:13:10] It's one of my night night shows when I turn it on but I don't need to watch

[00:13:14] But there's sometimes I'll just be laying in bed like trying to go to sleep and there's a particular episode

[00:13:18] That's on and I just go hmm

[00:13:21] Because they're so funny. There's a couple of highlight episodes there

[00:13:25] You'd enjoy it. There's there's it's a very

[00:13:29] layered sense of humor like there's

[00:13:31] I'm probably giving away. No, I'm not gonna tell you this because it'll ruin it for you

[00:13:36] I'm not gonna tell you okay, fuck out. I don't know

[00:13:40] Should I should I tell what you can do is turn this into a shortened put the scene there is along is it too short?

[00:13:46] Oh dude, it's all it's a whole story arc

[00:13:48] But I'm gonna ask the audience on this one and they might not answer for a while but audience

[00:13:52] Should I tell them about Robin Sparkles or will that ruin the show that probably ruin the show because I started going down that road because of Jessica glitter in the beavers

[00:14:01] What's hilarious though is if you've seen the show you're laughing hysterically right now and if you haven't seen the show

[00:14:08] You're like what the fuck is he talking about? I'm gonna assume it's probably like a some type of like bandish thingy that they created and it's kind of but not in the way you think

[00:14:18] Okay, I was gonna say maybe it was kind of like what they did on South Park where they created a band

[00:14:22] And then didn't even know how to play music. No, it's like I said you're you're

[00:14:26] You're right kind of but not and you have no idea how you're right

[00:14:31] But one thing I won't spoil for you is James Vanderbite guest stars and plays a musician

[00:14:37] And they actually recorded a song where he does the vocals called murder train

[00:14:42] And it is hilarious

[00:14:44] You know

[00:14:46] Since you

[00:14:48] I'm gonna diverge a little bit, but James Vanderbite

[00:14:51] Do you follow him on social media? No, but I hear that I should

[00:14:55] I mean, I'm not talking like you know like anything like super inside

[00:14:58] You know like anything crazy that he says or whatnot but

[00:15:03] The guy literally has a farm and takes care of it and he I don't know if it's a farm

[00:15:08] But no, it's a farm. I literally takes care of it and the literally thing is he does not push

[00:15:14] Leftist ideas. So why do you think he doesn't work so much anymore?

[00:15:18] I know and there's a lot of actors who don't work who were great actors. Jensen apples

[00:15:23] I don't he works

[00:15:25] But he works I mean, I don't I don't to be honest with you. I don't think he's

[00:15:29] He's conservative. No, I don't think he is either. I think he's just a normal person a political yeah

[00:15:34] Well, I was gonna never really talk about he works

[00:15:37] But he works pretty much on what he wants to work on

[00:15:40] Yeah, and season 16 of Supernatural's coming. Is it really did they confirm that they confirmed it?

[00:15:46] And the thing is like oh dude now everybody was always like

[00:15:49] Oh, it died after this and I was like no, it became different

[00:15:53] And then you know, it's like the last few seasons they introduced

[00:15:57] Multiverse so therefore you have infinite possibilities now

[00:16:01] You know, it doesn't have to be the exact same as long as you have core characters

[00:16:03] You know that's where people screw up and shows when you remove core characters. Yeah

[00:16:07] Well if you're the conner's I mean yeah

[00:16:10] Well still good show you can you can do it you have to do it the right way because you can't actually remove core characters

[00:16:16] So I'm gonna I'm gonna use this example a million times and I know you didn't watch the show but glee

[00:16:22] glee had an opportunity after season three that well not an opportunity

[00:16:25] They had a decision to make which by the way if you have slept on glee

[00:16:30] At least watch the first three seasons you can honestly stop watching after season three and you'll be fine

[00:16:34] But it slowly goes down and then by the time you get to like the last two seasons it drives off a cliff. But anyway

[00:16:41] So what happens after season three is all the all the the oldest kids in the glee club graduate

[00:16:47] So now they have a decision they have to make

[00:16:49] Do they want to go the digraphsy route and keep the school as the central focus and just have a rotating cast that

[00:16:56] Rotates out every couple of years

[00:16:58] Which I was actually hoping they would have done because a show like glee the school glee club is kind of essential

[00:17:05] For it to be called glee

[00:17:07] Or do they elect to follow

[00:17:10] The main character because you can't realistically follow all of them because they're all going to different places

[00:17:15] main character or a couple of main characters

[00:17:19] Um and kind of do like an unofficial spinoff where the show changes like it didn't super natural but

[00:17:25] It's still the central

[00:17:27] same group of people

[00:17:29] And they elected to try to do both and it just did not work

[00:17:33] Because you couldn't tell any really compelling story ad they told some compelling stories

[00:17:37] But for the most part it was I don't think removing characters in any show could work

[00:17:42] But it's it's at high school you kind of have to otherwise your show has an expiration date

[00:17:47] So that's why I was hoping they that's what I'm trying to say like people don't realize the shows really do have an expiration date

[00:17:53] And I will be honest though like you know super natural did run its course

[00:17:57] But I'm still excited about a 16 season well if there's an audience for it then who cares?

[00:18:01] But I mean like because they may have not been doing the numbers

[00:18:04] They were doing in like the fifth fourth and fifth season

[00:18:07] But like I mean they still had a very loyal fault. That's the thing about super natural man

[00:18:12] If you get on the internet and look anywhere it has such a loyal following it's insane

[00:18:16] It does because I mean it's a damn good show, you know

[00:18:19] I mean Eric Krypki dude he's a genius when it comes to certain stuff listen

[00:18:23] They're trying to add a little woke shit to the boys and whatnot

[00:18:25] But past that like it the boys is amazing

[00:18:29] Yeah, but there's the thing any show they can

[00:18:32] Successfully create an episode where somebody goes back in time to unsink to tie the Titanic to prevent that Celine Dion song from being made

[00:18:40] Baltas are that that was the angel's name

[00:18:43] He literally unsunk the Titanic

[00:18:46] To make souls

[00:18:47] because the thing is the

[00:18:50] people who would have died on the Titanic went on to have full lives and had children and whatnot

[00:18:55] And that's just a bunch of more souls for heaven to use and heaven at that time needed in

[00:19:01] An army of souls to power a weapon. Isn't that crazy?

[00:19:05] I thought it was because he hated the song or is that just the reason you know, you know, and the thing is uh

[00:19:10] That's why he chose what's not now

[00:19:11] That's what he told the Winchester's he hated the song so he unsunked the Titanic

[00:19:16] But in all reality it came to find they come to find out that he was using it for souls for a weapon say that is gold

[00:19:23] Oh, yeah, that's great. That is great writing but but great but speaking of James Vanderbake

[00:19:28] I'm gonna talk about a series and I'm actually glad I slept on is a Vanderbiker Vanderbik

[00:19:32] Vanderbik

[00:19:33] Isn't James Vanderbik

[00:19:34] B-I-L-T is beek no B-E-K

[00:19:37] I thought it was Vanderbik

[00:19:38] Vanderbik

[00:19:39] V-A-D-E-R

[00:19:40] V-A-N-D-E-R

[00:19:42] B-I-L-T

[00:19:43] No

[00:19:44] Vanderbik

[00:19:44] Vanderbik

[00:19:46] Why am I in that confused?

[00:19:47] I don't know

[00:19:48] But um

[00:19:49] Yeah, so I

[00:19:50] When it was airing I did not watch Dawson's Creek and

[00:19:53] I went back and tried to start watching it just to see if I missed anything

[00:20:00] It's it's it's bad like it's it's really bad

[00:20:03] I don't understand why it was so popular at the time every single person in that show is a noxious

[00:20:09] Vanderbik

[00:20:11] Yeah, it's three three words

[00:20:12] Okay

[00:20:13] Why did I get Vanderbik

[00:20:15] I don't know but man. I'm glad I slept on Dawson's Creek man forgot the K

[00:20:20] I'm really Dawson's Creek yeah, it's uh

[00:20:24] It's like

[00:20:25] The first episode introduces everybody. I want to slap all of them

[00:20:30] Now let me ask you a question

[00:20:31] Did you watch these shows because you wanted to or was there a female involved?

[00:20:35] No, no, I wanted to check out

[00:20:37] It's not I didn't just watch Dawson's Creek

[00:20:39] I went back and checked out a couple of shows that like I didn't watch when they were airing

[00:20:43] Just to see Dawson's Creek wasn't it what's his face on that James Vanderbik yeah no

[00:20:48] Joshua Jackson

[00:20:50] He was in that yeah, um no

[00:20:53] Jared Patelekki well he was in something Jared Patelekki

[00:20:57] His his name was Dean and in one of the shows

[00:21:00] I don't think it was Dawson's was a Dawson's Creek Gilmore girls. Sorry. Yeah, you're right

[00:21:05] I've never seen that either but you know

[00:21:07] I I saw Gilmore girls in passing and I'm not interested

[00:21:10] Funny is super natural

[00:21:13] So Sam Winchester Jared Patelekki played a character named Dean on Gilmore girls and then

[00:21:19] Jensen Ackles played a character named Eric

[00:21:23] On what was that though young and the restless did he really yeah, and he was young and he had like

[00:21:28] I would like wavy blonde air. Yeah, he just looked like a little kid. I kind of want to see that clip

[00:21:34] That he's especially now after seeing him as soldier boy

[00:21:38] I kind of really want to see that fucking disappoint me dude when he said that to homeland

[00:21:42] I was like yeah, man. I'm telling you right now yet

[00:21:45] I need more soldier boy in that way prefer soldier boy to in the homeland no no in the TV show

[00:21:51] I was just the comics now no man the comics soldier boy is funny in a completely different way

[00:21:57] Because in the comics, I don't know if you're familiar he's a little bitch

[00:21:59] He's like pants well like and he doesn't

[00:22:02] It works in the comics and I'm not saying it's bad. It's actually very entertaining

[00:22:06] But they changed him up for the freaking show focus in the comics. He like doesn't even swear like he's just like oh gosh

[00:22:12] Oh dude when he came in he's like you're fucking pussy

[00:22:14] I was like damn. I love this yeah, and I was like this is the way you know the funny thing is Jensen

[00:22:21] Uh, I'm fairly certain he said that he doesn't really talk like that

[00:22:24] And he said that that was one of the funnest things about playing that character because he could just let loose and just be like

[00:22:30] I saw I saw a clip of him

[00:22:31] I think it was a supernatural panel

[00:22:33] But somebody asked him about the boys and they were talking which I haven't gotten to hero gas him yet

[00:22:37] The episode where they do but he was like he was like yeah Jensen was telling me a story

[00:22:44] And he said that he walked on because he was at hero gasm episodes

[00:22:49] Oh, no, I'm sorry Carl urban was getting asked

[00:22:51] And he said and I was talking to Jensen Ackles and he said that he walked on set and saw one of the cameraman eaten a sandwich and he just like he said

[00:23:00] Jensen you know nice guy he said how's it going

[00:23:03] Got a camera guy said dude. I've seen some shit

[00:23:11] You could imagine them having a film for that

[00:23:15] That like it like I remember the scene you haven't got there yet you said right not in the show

[00:23:19] But I read the comic run because I just I've heard so much. I imagine it's probably way worse

[00:23:24] I don't I haven't seen the show yet so the show weren't probably it wasn't really anything bad probably

[00:23:28] But like I know there's this I apparently because I I jumped ahead to hero gasm because I kept hearing how notorious it was

[00:23:34] But I am reading the boys comics. I got to say the comic start out kind of slow

[00:23:38] Like it's of course, but it's a comic I get it

[00:23:41] But like I guess I guess like because homelander

[00:23:45] I gotta say though if you think homelander is bad in the TV show

[00:23:48] There's your worst thing on my god

[00:23:50] He's got he's

[00:23:53] Beyond like he just doesn't give a fuck like

[00:23:56] He's mind fucking soldier boy to the point where every year at hero gasm. He makes so he fucks soldier boy

[00:24:03] Oh, yeah because he tells soldier boy that if he wants to get in the 7

[00:24:07] And he has to like I don't know impress him

[00:24:09] Well, and the funny thing is he wasn't his dad in the comic no he was not that was added later on and and essentially

[00:24:15] He really wasn't his dad

[00:24:17] In the in the show he was more just a donor

[00:24:20] True well, I mean actually was created from him

[00:24:23] When I got a sit which by the way spoiler alert for the boys what I prefer in the comic comics versus the show is

[00:24:30] Who black noir really is

[00:24:33] Because in the comics it's a homelander clone

[00:24:36] Hmm, I think well is he wasn't a clone in uh in the show but and yes in the comics

[00:24:42] He was um fairly I'm fairly certain I jumped ahead to the end to to see that shit dude

[00:24:48] That is

[00:24:49] Awesome the comics yeah

[00:24:51] But in the comics you find out that like butcher wants to kill homelander because he

[00:24:57] Fucked his wife and had a son with him but in the comics or well actually in in the comics she ends up dying because of it

[00:25:03] But in the comics it was a homelander

[00:25:06] It was black noir

[00:25:08] All the fucked up all the most fucked up shit the homelander did was actually black noir

[00:25:12] But because he's a homelander clone

[00:25:14] He just puts on homelanders outfit and does whatever the fuck he wants and

[00:25:18] With him why wouldn't they've gone with that? I don't know man. They fucked up. I agree

[00:25:24] That's what I'm saying man that was that was my jam the deeps wave more interesting in the show

[00:25:30] homeland or killed black noir

[00:25:33] wait a minute

[00:25:35] black noir

[00:25:37] Was a character that's happened before with someone else right

[00:25:41] In in the in the show then they have one before him

[00:25:45] Because you got you got to think there was I think there was a black noir when um

[00:25:49] uh

[00:25:51] In the show at least I think there was a black noir when uh

[00:25:54] soldier boy it was flashbacks

[00:25:57] I can't remember I think you're right in the show in the show yeah not not in the comics but the thing is

[00:26:02] You you could argue

[00:26:05] That oh no no you can't because black noir is dead

[00:26:08] Maybe that was another person put in the black noir suit maybe and then that homelander is running rampant

[00:26:13] Elsewhere, maybe he's just being quiet

[00:26:16] Imagine what they could do dude they could do so much with this uh

[00:26:19] Let's show like the boys is so interesting because you can literally do what when you have super past a show

[00:26:23] That's kind of slept on because I mean this guy didn't really until I said I was like dude you gotta watch this

[00:26:28] I didn't so much sleep on the boys as I just I prioritized other things. I always wanted

[00:26:33] I always wanted to watch the boys but

[00:26:36] I like it I wasn't like oh I don't want to watch I saw the first trailer and I was like oh

[00:26:40] I'm gonna watch the shit out of this and I just didn't for very good like Carl urban and I like super hero shit

[00:26:46] So watching it get turned on its head in a way and people were raving about it

[00:26:50] So I didn't think that it was like a failure and obviously it's what five seasons

[00:26:54] Yeah, yeah, so I mean obviously it wasn't a busk the most recent episode I watched though was the one where uh

[00:27:01] Shit they it ends with um

[00:27:04] Stormfront and homelander beating the shit out of each other and fucking

[00:27:08] When she's like dormfront she she's the one with like the crazy haircut, right? She used to be liberty

[00:27:14] She was the older soup

[00:27:17] Oh yeah, and then she re-branded yeah

[00:27:20] I just thought it was fucking laser my tits

[00:27:24] But you know what that scene actually brings to something that I don't think really gets talked about that much in superhero lore

[00:27:31] Like she comments about how it hurts

[00:27:34] This is someone who probably doesn't ever really feel pain

[00:27:39] Homelander probably too

[00:27:41] So like kind of like the scene makes sense in a really weird twisted way

[00:27:45] But we don't get it because we feel pain every day like fuck I sleep on my arm wrong and I feel it for a week

[00:27:50] Well, I don't know maybe they do feel pain. Maybe it's just all the different level because

[00:27:53] Well, I'm sure it's on a different level, but I guess it would be like for her to get hit by like the Hulk

[00:27:58] I was gonna say for her to for her to

[00:28:00] Homelander it like if you shot her or home lander with a gun

[00:28:04] It would probably be equivalent to like a beetle running into us. Oh, yeah

[00:28:08] You know, it's like do feel it, but it's not

[00:28:10] Yeah, they're just kind of like

[00:28:13] Yeah, you

[00:28:15] Well actually is is uh I can't remember is is homeland

[00:28:19] Invincible invulnerable pretty much okay. I couldn't remember not

[00:28:24] Yeah, good old home lander

[00:28:27] Oh the invisible man

[00:28:29] Remember he got blown up. That was funny. That was funny

[00:28:35] Yeah, I gotta say if I have one criticism of the boys is like the comics

[00:28:39] It does take a minute to get like it starts out really fast and then it meanders for a couple episodes

[00:28:44] Which I get you got to learn who everybody is and but

[00:28:48] In streaming that's risky, but I guess it didn't yeah, no, it's prime

[00:28:51] So yeah, I think they did it very well pretty well

[00:28:54] You know like it was kind of slow for like an episode, but then like after that it was just like

[00:28:59] Yeah took all well

[00:29:00] Where it got really interesting is when starlight

[00:29:03] infiltrates the seven and

[00:29:06] Don't talk about starlight have you seen her pictures? She ruined her face. Yeah

[00:29:10] You know, the funny thing is I don't know for a fact whether if that was just a bad photo because I've seen some other photos of her

[00:29:17] Recently and she doesn't look like what they were what they were showing but um

[00:29:24] Yeah, I did see the photo you're talking about and I'm like she looked pretty awful

[00:29:31] Yeah, yeah

[00:29:34] Anyway, what other shows did you sleep on

[00:29:38] It's well taken um

[00:29:41] I don't know that you actually slept on it

[00:29:44] But did you actually know I think you did but I recommended it to you

[00:29:47] I don't have you watched any of or did you watch movies? Did you watch dinosaurs yet?

[00:29:53] No, oh dude. Oh, I've heard I've watched

[00:29:57] Quite a bit of it and I've watched the last episode just for reference because

[00:30:02] The last episode was pretty dark the last episode is actually my least favorite

[00:30:05] Oh, I know because it's not a comedy episode

[00:30:08] Yeah, that's okay

[00:30:10] And don't get me wrong. I totally get it. I'm not faulting the show runners for that

[00:30:15] but dinosaurs it like

[00:30:17] And that was an era in TV where and how I met her mother does this too is like they actually put effort into it

[00:30:23] Like I love this bit. It's actually on my YouTube playlist

[00:30:27] There's uh, so they make fun of MTV

[00:30:29] And you gotta remember this show started in 94

[00:30:31] So this was still like when MTV was like closer to 80s MTV

[00:30:35] But so I love they just

[00:30:38] The bit is it starts out with

[00:30:41] Robbie and the baby watching TV and then you just got this guy on dtv

[00:30:44] Welcome back to dtv

[00:30:46] You're right in the middle of a weekend of macho idiot rock

[00:30:50] And it's like

[00:30:52] macho

[00:30:53] macho idiot rock and I love it is like this is from the new band lizard schizard

[00:30:59] Is that that won them the award for fastest editing

[00:31:03] In this hour of television brought to you by beer

[00:31:06] Beer but then they actually play part of the song and it's actually a banger

[00:31:11] Like it's really good song like it's funny

[00:31:14] But they put effort into it. You know what I mean?

[00:31:17] Well, I mean they put effort into a joke that lasts for maybe a minute

[00:31:21] Yeah, you don't get that nowadays. No, you don't

[00:31:23] I do and I don't understand why because like I've said I'm like I really want this whole song

[00:31:30] If you ever looked it up to see if there's also yeah, not the whole thing

[00:31:34] I've definitely got the bit though all right

[00:31:36] I looked at but fun fact okay, so I was saving this for tune talk

[00:31:39] But if you're watching this you may not watch tune talk

[00:31:42] Did you know

[00:31:44] That the showrunners of dinosaurs made an album

[00:31:51] Yeah, I did not know this so kind of like backyard barbecue exactly like backyard barbecue

[00:31:58] Here's the thing though. I didn't know this existed and

[00:32:02] Right back to what I was talking about about putting effort into a show

[00:32:06] So it's an album that they created and it's all original songs sung by the cast

[00:32:13] And I'm not gonna lie some of them are pretty good

[00:32:16] Well a lot of those voice actors. I mean they're

[00:32:19] They can all sing backgrounds. They can clearly all sing

[00:32:22] Um and one of the numbers on that album actually made it into a music video that they produced and put it at the beginning of one of the episodes

[00:32:30] Now that one I was aware of but I thought they just made it for the show

[00:32:33] And there's actually one that the robby character sings

[00:32:37] Not so much the vocals

[00:32:39] But honestly if you like if you like 80s rock you will love this song

[00:32:44] It's actually pretty good. It's I've been going I've been going through a phase lately

[00:32:49] It's full on 80s power ballad and it is awesome

[00:32:54] I don't know about power ballad. Oh man, it's I've been listening to a lot of motley crew and uh

[00:32:59] Okay, yeah different different skid row and show like if you like I should if you like 80s power ballads

[00:33:04] Like you will love this song white snake yes exactly like white snake

[00:33:09] white snake and um

[00:33:13] I'm John a blank now, but yeah in in that vein you'll love it. It's it's very

[00:33:17] Van Halen if you like Van Halen you'll love it

[00:33:20] You'll fucking love it

[00:33:23] The eruption they just you know guitar solo

[00:33:26] I don't know where for no reason that kicks way more ass than it should you know

[00:33:29] Just it's got that one little bin that he loves

[00:33:32] No, no, not 80s power ballad the whole thing is like that it's not just a bend you know what I'm talking about

[00:33:37] Oh and a band no man. That's that's what made me

[00:33:42] That's what got me back in disturb because it was their album. What was their album?

[00:33:46] What album did they don't know exactly what you do to me

[00:33:49] I'll have to disco this time which by the way

[00:33:52] I tagged disturbed in that hoping they would notice but yeah, they did not they don't like us

[00:33:57] No, I don't know I think I think if they'd seen it they actually would have gotten a kick out of it

[00:34:01] I mean dude that is a disturbed disco song like you cannot like anytime you think about that

[00:34:06] You just think of like the glowing lights and then just bouncing back towards someone just far

[00:34:11] I mean it technically is the same beat

[00:34:13] Is a little bit faster, but it is technically the same beat disturbed is disco bruh not all of it some of it

[00:34:18] Especially early to stop for dropping plates which is don't they're only good song in my opinion

[00:34:22] Not true. It's one of the worst and I don't understand why people really love that sound to silence

[00:34:27] Dude, it's so good. You love it Nick loves it. I can't stand

[00:34:32] Okay, actually here's it actually has nothing to do with the song. This will be a great guy's everything to do with David Dreaming

[00:34:37] I don't like him

[00:34:40] Okay, now I need more information. I just I don't know I don't like him

[00:34:43] Like when I see him talk to people like he comes across as a

[00:34:49] Little preachy intellectual but like a a fourth intellectual like a pseudo intellectual

[00:34:54] Talking about something and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about like okay sound stupid

[00:34:58] I can see that and like I'm saying like the guy tries to make it sound like he knows what he's talking about I know he knows

[00:35:04] He's talking about but I just don't like the way like it's his facial

[00:35:09] You know, it's your face change your face now. I'm just kidding no

[00:35:13] I

[00:35:15] Talks in his eyes and movements like when he talks it seems like he's being disrespectful

[00:35:19] But the at I will say this when he talks

[00:35:22] His tone is respectful

[00:35:25] But his eye glances and eye rolls and then just like you know like this and that you know what pass that

[00:35:31] He's all right. It's funny that you mentioned that cuz I just

[00:35:35] I just recently watched a video where he talks about when he

[00:35:39] Basically auditioned to join the band and he was like and I'm sure I rub them the wrong way

[00:35:44] He I think that's just him and I understand it to a point because I'm apologetically him

[00:35:50] So but as someone who has been criticized for this before

[00:35:55] Apparently, I have the male equivalent to resting bitch face so I get it. I get that all the time resting dick face

[00:36:01] No, that just ain't no, that's better resting that sounds sad

[00:36:12] This is why you need to watch this

[00:36:15] Okay, don't don't be close mine don't be close mine

[00:36:18] I just like our some of the viewers you know a resting dick faces

[00:36:22] It's that it's that it's that gift when the girls are sitting there and then all that

[00:36:28] resting dick face

[00:36:31] I think we just we just

[00:36:34] resting dick

[00:36:36] You just totally pulled a Ron Swanson

[00:36:41] Apparently, that's actually how Nick offerman laughs though

[00:36:44] And oh apparently so that was a thing people were always trying to make him laugh on set because of his laugh

[00:36:50] Like I listen to an interview where um

[00:36:55] This is this is a problem. What's that fuckers name

[00:36:58] The actor who played Andy

[00:37:02] He's super good Brad Jesus

[00:37:05] You the the meat tornado

[00:37:08] Thank you for thank you for introducing me like stop you had me it

[00:37:13] The way it's like stop you had me at meat tornado

[00:37:16] That's pretty good killed the guy last year

[00:37:19] But um so Chris Pratt was talking about how he would oh like his goal you want to go run some plays in the parking lot

[00:37:25] No, his goal was always to try to make Nick offerman laugh because they all just wanted that laugh

[00:37:34] I can't even do it. It's like it's so good

[00:37:37] Yeah, that's it. Yeah, it's it's just like a belly laugh

[00:37:43] Okay, I can even do it

[00:37:45] I sound like an evil character on a cartoon

[00:37:50] It's kind of like more slap from the original I can't do it

[00:37:55] No, that sounds like skeleton see you again

[00:37:58] And he's like mothel Americans all am an idiot

[00:38:02] I can't remember

[00:38:06] Oh fuck

[00:38:09] Oh man dude the back of my head hurts so bad right here so anyway David Raymond sound of silence. Oh, yeah

[00:38:16] So

[00:38:18] For a second I thought you were gonna be like I can sing he can sing

[00:38:21] I'm for a second I do is like a right singer where where I was taking issue was I thought you were to like I listen

[00:38:25] I can understand why you might not like that vocal style but to say he can't sing is just battenly false dude

[00:38:30] When when that when when the down with the sickness came out and all you guys were all like

[00:38:36] Oh, don't give it wrong. I love that part and actually I do actually fun fact down with the signal this said

[00:38:42] He added that and he was like hmm and then they're like why'd you do that yeah, but um

[00:38:49] Actually down with the sickness is one of my least favorite disturbed songs don't we're all still like it?

[00:38:53] That's okay, but it's kind of like duha's duha's is one of my least favorite wrong stride songs

[00:38:58] Duha's here's the thing

[00:39:00] Here's the thing about

[00:39:02] Goodfucked here's the thing about

[00:39:05] No, get fucked

[00:39:07] It's not get fucked

[00:39:13] Duha's duha's my fa fa get fucked

[00:39:17] Yeah, here's a fun fact about that song you know the chorus is actually just the German wedding vows

[00:39:24] Oh

[00:39:26] That's why they had freaking come buckets at their show sprain the different song that was book dish

[00:39:31] I know I'm just joking but no it's book dish. Yeah, which literally means bend over

[00:39:37] That's hence the

[00:39:40] Hence the thing hence the thing but yeah the

[00:39:43] I heard people talk about that. But yeah the chorus of duha's is Vils dubisht

[00:39:47] Toh de Shia Troyesan fa alataga and then the chorus goes y'all but then he says nine because you're supposed to say yes

[00:39:57] Um and then they say because there's two vows

[00:39:59] The man's found the women's man and then they say the women's vow later I

[00:40:04] Take the

[00:40:09] I don't remember what they actually this duha's toh de Shia as will you be

[00:40:15] I can't remember exactly what it is

[00:40:17] Toya's on for alataga's

[00:40:19] El days everything. No, what he saying is mine mine nine nine

[00:40:25] sorry

[00:40:27] Technically not wrong because my in German is mine

[00:40:31] So mine so my dog mine hoond

[00:40:35] Mine Kampf

[00:40:36] My struggle

[00:40:38] That's what that's called

[00:40:40] That's what mine Kampf I don't know if I've ever said this on here before but I cannot find it at all and

[00:40:48] It's got a point out I am not for the huck cuss. I'm not for any of this

[00:40:52] But I read a story one time and I cannot find yeah, he's lazy. He's taking off

[00:40:57] I think I cannot find this but the thing is it said something about like

[00:41:01] Apparently it was like an interview or something with Hitler and uh or a book or something like that

[00:41:04] I can't remember what time magazine man of the year article no way with something else and it basically said if you knew what they

[00:41:13] Sound up to you would want to asserminate them

[00:41:16] I'm like did you just give me a reason being but the thing is the story was interesting and I can't fucking find that

[00:41:21] That pretty much sounds like the entirety of mine Kampf

[00:41:24] Is it really yeah, that's pretty much what the book was about. I ain't never read it

[00:41:27] I'll never probably I never probably I want I want to read it just

[00:41:32] To get perspective well, it's not literally my enemy

[00:41:36] But it's like going into the head of a serial killer

[00:41:38] You want to know how they take here's the thing though. It's like I read the communist manifesto

[00:41:44] Because if I'm gonna argue against communism

[00:41:47] I want to know what is in their book

[00:41:51] Not saying you have to read mine comp to argue against fascism and not seism

[00:41:55] But you know, I think it helps because then you can be like no because you dumb fuck say this and that's just patently false

[00:42:01] And that's another thing is like destroying history just because you think it's like hurtful

[00:42:06] Like destroying history is a bad thing

[00:42:08] You know destroy history because the thing is if you destroy history you are doomed to repeat it

[00:42:13] Well either that or the people that are responses like for example

[00:42:17] Did you know that as far as I'm aware and if you're from Japan and I'm wrong

[00:42:21] Let me know but Japan has never formally apologized for the atrocities committed against China

[00:42:27] In the Second World War. Oh, I thought she was talking about us

[00:42:30] And I was like well, I mean dude we lit up two sons and they're fucking backyard

[00:42:33] Yeah, and we apologize for that and I don't have to apologize

[00:42:36] We did something really bad. I don't think we should have apologized

[00:42:40] I first of all first of all when we did apologize

[00:42:43] It was not the government that did it. Get in Pearl Harbor take place in the night or no, no, no, no

[00:42:48] No, not like and whatnot. The daylight was a daylight

[00:42:52] Could you imagine it's just dark outside and all of a sudden the sunlight said I mean like it's 12

[00:42:58] Ball no, I'm not making fun of that. That's an atrocity but at the same time

[00:43:02] I disagree. It's not an atrocity. It's not here's why

[00:43:06] I'll see civilians civilians who had nothing to do with it other than just being a part of that country died

[00:43:12] That's an atrocity. This is this is going to be a very controversial statement. I'm almost afraid to make it

[00:43:21] I don't know. I've got it. I've got to I've got to word this extremely carefully

[00:43:27] Okay, no, I'm not gonna say it that way

[00:43:30] No, because I'm gonna it's gonna get misconstrued

[00:43:33] I want to I'm gonna say something but I've got to word it extremely carefully

[00:43:37] So I there are I want to see how red face you can get more

[00:43:42] There are plenty of apologists for the atomic bombs being dropped in Japan

[00:43:48] And I think these people mean well, but they are just ignorant to the to the facts

[00:43:53] So here's what you have to understand

[00:43:55] so first of all

[00:43:57] The Japanese government was warned

[00:44:00] Before the first one was dropped. They were told surrender or we will

[00:44:05] base we have we they were told to the effective we have a new weapon is

[00:44:11] Going to have devastation beyond what you can even

[00:44:15] Fathom and it's also worth noting that more people

[00:44:18] died in the fire bombing campaigns throughout the entire war than both of the atomic bomb strikes combined

[00:44:25] It did a lot more damage over time. Well, I was gonna say did they take into effect like a

[00:44:31] Cancer and everything like that

[00:44:33] Adding that problem probably not I'll say because via that in that's probably a lot of people

[00:44:37] I'll put it to you so we will eventually die. I don't know the answer to that

[00:44:41] So that's a fair criticism

[00:44:43] So here's the other thing though

[00:44:45] after well and and to be fair

[00:44:47] The bomb was worse than even the US thought

[00:44:50] Like we oh, they didn't think it was that they didn't think it was gonna be quite that bad

[00:44:55] I mean dude there there are markings on buildings in Japan today. They're still staying with shadows on them

[00:45:00] I don't think they're still standing but they have photographs of

[00:45:04] The shadows. I don't think I gotta stop saying things well though you might be right

[00:45:08] I'm not sure. I feel like I've seen something. I'm not sure

[00:45:12] Oh and actually if you want a mine fuck if you're if you're an Arito fan

[00:45:15] The Hugo clan's eyes were based on survivors from Hiroshima and Nagasaki

[00:45:19] So if you want to see something that'll fucking keep you awake at night look that up. No, thanks

[00:45:25] Um actually

[00:45:27] I do kind of have a question for you

[00:45:30] Because you being a historian pretty much you might know this amateur historian and no matter you know you shit

[00:45:36] okay, so

[00:45:38] We dropped a nuke on Nagasaki and Hiroshima

[00:45:42] and

[00:45:44] Has anyone other any other country since then dropped any nuclear devices except us other than testing though other than testing no

[00:45:54] so therefore

[00:45:56] United States

[00:45:59] Is one to know technically two and oh what two and no with that and I'm just saying like I you know

[00:46:05] I don't agree with it, but at the same time

[00:46:07] I mean they they did something really bad and apparently like see what I didn't know that they didn't

[00:46:11] Think that the bomb wasn't that bad. They knew it was gonna be bad

[00:46:14] Like they were testing it in the desert you can't think it's not gonna be fucking bad

[00:46:18] But you know, it's funny. Have you watched those uh those videos now?

[00:46:21] They're pretty gnarly right you know what I think if you watch some of them they seem faked you know what

[00:46:27] Something just did you see that same video somebody was on Joe Rogan and they make a good point

[00:46:31] Dude, I'm saying like the fucking car

[00:46:34] What happened no the best the best of the camera

[00:46:37] That's the one they got me. I'm like fuck but it very well could have been behind like really thick glass

[00:46:44] I don't think you understand what a nuclear blast does to an area

[00:46:48] And that's the thing I don't know because the thing honestly if it's glass in that much heat all it was

[00:46:52] Going to turn it back to sand

[00:46:54] Boy, it melt it melts it turned the desert to glass literally that's how hot

[00:47:00] I said something very stupid. No, no you I get where you can't can't you do that can you turn it back to sand with the

[00:47:05] Extreme amount of heat. No, I don't think so. I think it just melts

[00:47:08] So basically once you turn it into glass

[00:47:11] Yeah, it's already been bold

[00:47:14] That's okay. I said what can we make what can we make lithium in the lab? Well at least that was forever ago

[00:47:21] I keep bringing it up because I felt so stupid but so here's the other thing you have the moon

[00:47:26] Okay, I feel better

[00:47:29] So but okay, so this is what a polygist of the atomic bomb so so Japan was warned

[00:47:35] You dropped the first bomb

[00:47:37] And then Japan was warned again because we said we're gonna keep dropping these until you surrender

[00:47:42] And I forget the name of the documentary

[00:47:45] But it was about survivors of the atomic bombs and there was a gentleman they were interviewing and oh my gosh

[00:47:50] He didn't but here's wait and even check to see if the fucking microphone's working

[00:47:54] It never

[00:47:59] All right, we're good. I was gonna say there. I see thank good. I see noise happening

[00:48:04] I would have been so mad

[00:48:06] But they were interviewing this

[00:48:07] genre around

[00:48:08] They were interviewing this Japanese man an elderly obviously, but he was alive when the bombs he was a survivor and

[00:48:17] He was from Nagasaki, so this is the second one

[00:48:21] The interviewers I guess it was part of framing their question

[00:48:25] But they said you know the Japanese government knew blah blah blah he said wait, they knew

[00:48:32] That was a really surreal moment to catch on camera. He was like they knew

[00:48:37] And then any more than any other people nope

[00:48:43] Yep and after Nagasaki the military wanted to keep going

[00:48:49] And the emperor actually put his foot down and said no we're

[00:48:53] We're done like we can't you know, like they're gonna keep dropping these on

[00:48:58] Yeah, they're gonna keep going, you know

[00:49:00] Can imagine what would have happened to our atmosphere if they would have kept doing that

[00:49:03] Honestly not a lot. So that's the other thing about these early bombs

[00:49:07] So a lot of people asked the question I found this out

[00:49:10] They probably had less plutonium or whatnot. No, it's not that I actually found this out from Neil deGrasse Tyson

[00:49:16] He eliminated well he knows about physics. I know

[00:49:19] So a lot of people ask like how the area was actually cleaned up significantly faster than a place like Chernobyl

[00:49:27] Well, that's yeah

[00:49:29] Particles

[00:49:31] All right, anyway, the answer that is the bombs didn't actually detonate at ground level

[00:49:35] They did they explode them above

[00:49:38] Before I hit the ground

[00:49:39] So apparently it's only it's not that big of a distance to make a huge difference. That's more of a

[00:49:45] Like a chemical type of attack and EMP, but if it's on the ground

[00:49:50] It's devastation of like everything it contaminates everything more. Oh, yeah

[00:49:54] You know because the atmosphere carries it around or not the atmosphere

[00:49:58] No, there's literally apparently like it's a fairly small distance away

[00:50:02] Well, it's actually better

[00:50:04] The area doesn't get as contaminated. That's why you can actually go to Hiroshima and Nagasaki now

[00:50:10] How does it not make the oh because it's not directly on top of it so therefore it's able to disperse

[00:50:15] It is dispersed into the atmosphere yeah, but that's

[00:50:18] But it gets no, but it gets dissipated like it's it's way there are certain types of I came over its tacky arms or whatnot

[00:50:26] but there are certain types of

[00:50:28] Particles in the air that only exist

[00:50:31] Due to the us dropping those bombs. Yeah, the funny thing is you want to know something really crazy

[00:50:37] Scientists have studied a bit of the atmosphere on Mars

[00:50:40] The same particles are there. No, I mean it's all elements. Yeah, well

[00:50:44] I'm just saying though, but those elements had come together in in a such a way that is not normal in nature

[00:50:51] Yeah, so so what I'm saying is like Mars

[00:50:54] Had to got some type of new or and then in surpass some kind of nuclear reaction dude

[00:51:00] We could have we could have this whole planet could have been like crazy like

[00:51:05] Peaceful and whatnot and then we broke out and we were advanced then we set ourselves back to the middle age

[00:51:11] You know or middle ages, you know stone age stone age

[00:51:14] Like I do take away electricity right now in this whole fucking world

[00:51:17] We fucked we were so rely on it ready. Well that and the internet you get rid of those two things

[00:51:23] Chaos at least for a while

[00:51:25] Well, I mean, I mean, I'm telling you what right that that right there

[00:51:28] So you would be in Z and later or fucked it would take it would take a huge portion of the population

[00:51:33] We I guarantee we would at least be halved. Yeah, we fucking oh my god

[00:51:38] Oh man, we lose the internet and then we have to teach our parents how to use a rotary phone again. Oh my gosh forgot

[00:51:44] teach him how to

[00:51:46] Program of vCR

[00:51:49] But

[00:51:51] It's like you know this was invented when you were alive right not me but um

[00:51:55] So back to back to Japan. So what people failed to understand is Japan was actually getting ready

[00:52:00] For a land invasion and when I say getting ready, I mean talking about giving sharpened bamboo sticks to children

[00:52:07] like they were going to

[00:52:10] conservative estimates of only

[00:52:13] Allied military deaths were in the millions

[00:52:17] That's not including Japanese civilians

[00:52:19] Why did they attack us in the first place?

[00:52:21] so

[00:52:23] So

[00:52:24] Japan had

[00:52:26] Imperial ambitions in Asia and actually

[00:52:30] Very fun fact if you read the novel battle royale

[00:52:33] In that book they don't refer to themselves as Japan. They refer to themselves as the Republic of Greater East Asia

[00:52:39] Which is what Japan was trying to do in World War II?

[00:52:42] They wanted to conquer Asia

[00:52:45] And basically make it their sphere of influence with them at the top

[00:52:48] But then basically like one big empire. That's huge. Well, yeah

[00:52:52] So

[00:52:53] So that's just a little fun fact if you know Russia is included in knowing that um no

[00:52:57] They're not included in maybe eventually but asian not the whole continent

[00:53:01] I'm very stupid. I think their goal was to get Asians that looked like them

[00:53:07] Okay, I think I think they eventually would want Russia

[00:53:12] But anyway digress they mainly Korea China

[00:53:16] Like the Philippines the islands Malaysia India may down in that area

[00:53:20] That's where Japan was really going for

[00:53:23] Um, here's the problem with Japan though. They're an island and they have very little natural resources of their own

[00:53:28] Biggest one being oil which is why they wanted to get in China in the first place to get oil

[00:53:33] That was the big one well the United States said no

[00:53:37] Stop that or we'll stop sending you oil

[00:53:41] So

[00:53:42] Japan had a choice they could have either backed down

[00:53:46] Not gotten their empire but still been able to have oil

[00:53:49] And they could they still had chunks of like the Japan occupied Manchuria and China and Korea by that point in some of the some of the islands

[00:53:57] I believe not the Philippine jet but

[00:54:00] Or

[00:54:02] They could keep going know that we're gonna need to be in a war with the United States

[00:54:06] So that's why they attacked poor harbour to try to knock out the Pacific fleet

[00:54:10] So that would buy them time to

[00:54:13] Make more advances in China get their oil reserves up and then be able to turn and fight the US

[00:54:18] And the allies

[00:54:20] after

[00:54:21] Because the US theoretically is gonna have to take time to rebuild it specifically dude

[00:54:25] We were dealing with Germany and all that stuff

[00:54:29] We weren't no, not yet. We had not declared we didn't get involved right? Yeah, right?

[00:54:33] That wasn't that wasn't until after but we were selling we were doing

[00:54:37] With great Britain and France what we were doing with Ukraine now when was Pearl Harbor?

[00:54:42] December 7th 1941

[00:54:43] There you go

[00:54:44] So the thing is that happened before we got involved with the World War

[00:54:48] Correct

[00:54:49] So well fun fact though, we actually didn't declare war on Germany. They declared war on us

[00:54:54] And they were going alright, I mean it was gonna happen

[00:54:58] It was gonna happen can you imagine can you imagine people just think about this for a second and really think about it

[00:55:04] Can you imagine one person

[00:55:06] Change the minds and hearts of so many people and so many people died because of it

[00:55:11] Think about that when you are all for people and you idolize people like

[00:55:15] Even though I'm like, you know, I will vote for Trump. I don't idolize him. I don't worship him

[00:55:20] Well, you know what's funny that usually is policies that usually results from a power grab not so much from being elected

[00:55:28] Although Hitler was technically elected chancellor. No, he was I'm sorry. I'm wrong

[00:55:33] He was not elected chancellor

[00:55:34] He ran for president and did well but he didn't win

[00:55:38] But since he was the head of the largest political party in Germany

[00:55:41] He went up to Hindenburg and was like make me chancellor. We're gonna be a pain in your ass. And he was like fine

[00:55:50] I want to know who did that paperwork

[00:55:54] So what I'm telling you about right now I guarantee you their children are like the fucking idiot

[00:55:58] Oh, yeah, so perfect. So where was I going with this? So but what's it's not it's not funny, but in a sheer twist of luck

[00:56:06] The the primary naval fighting force in the second world war

[00:56:11] There was a shift it went from battleships to aircraft carriers because airplanes became a lot more feasible

[00:56:17] In warfare now keep in mind when pro harbour happened battleships were still considered the like

[00:56:23] strong point of enable fleet

[00:56:27] The Pacific fleets aircraft carriers just so happened to be out running drills

[00:56:33] When pro harbour happened

[00:56:37] So here but here's what's

[00:56:39] The United States is so good at many things, but one of them is adaption adaptation

[00:56:44] So

[00:56:45] We lost a bunch of our battleships. We got a bunch of aircraft. Well, we don't have a bunch

[00:56:49] But we've got aircraft carriers

[00:56:51] So what do we switch our naval strategy to

[00:56:55] Basically be based on what do you think aircraft aircraft carriers

[00:56:59] And then you've got you've got a few skirmishes before the battle midway, but we basically

[00:57:05] Got rid of the vast majority of the Japanese Navy

[00:57:08] In one battle because of intelligence

[00:57:11] Because we knew they were coming and when we knew when they were going to be coming and we fucked them up

[00:57:15] You coming by boat, bro

[00:57:18] It's a great story which actually the we got two day UPS

[00:57:23] The movie midway has this scene and it's it's fucking brilliant. So get this shit

[00:57:27] So we had actually we being the United States at the time and actually cracked part of the Japanese code

[00:57:34] So we could read

[00:57:35] Not all their messages, but we could read parts of them. So we had a decent idea of what they were doing

[00:57:41] Well, there was this target. They called it

[00:57:43] AF

[00:57:47] I don't know what AF means, but um

[00:57:50] They were getting a bunch of chatter about gearing up for an operation

[00:57:52] But they didn't know where AF was

[00:57:54] They suspected it could be midway at least in Hawaii they did now

[00:57:58] There was some back and forth between them and codebreakers and intelligence and Washington's that were saying no

[00:58:03] It's not midway. We think it's I forget where they thought it was

[00:58:05] But so and I forget his name. I'm drawing a blank. It was brilliant move

[00:58:10] He had midway the base on the island of midway send out an unencrypted message saying that they

[00:58:18] Their water filtration system was broken

[00:58:22] And then they intercept the Japanese communication saying that project that target AF is out of fresh water

[00:58:28] So then they knew it was midway. They knew when they were coming

[00:58:33] They knew what ships were gonna be there

[00:58:36] And the entire out there dumb not really they didn't know they didn't know we were intercepting their

[00:58:43] Oh chatter

[00:58:46] But really the battle midway is just a bunch of really lucky breaks for the Americans

[00:58:51] because like there was

[00:58:53] This is also probably TMI but if you like history, I love this

[00:58:57] So the number one plane prior to midway

[00:59:01] That was considered ship sinking were torpedo bombs

[00:59:05] The problem with torpedo bombers you have to fly really slow and low

[00:59:09] Directly at the ships and then drop your torpedo and hope to got it hits

[00:59:14] But then we also had dive bombers now the problem with the torpedo bombers is they get shot a lot and be the torpedoes turns out

[00:59:20] Didn't really have a great track record of working

[00:59:22] Uh

[00:59:23] dive bombers on the other hand

[00:59:26] So after the first torpedo squadron got des I think only one plane survived from the first run like it was bad

[00:59:34] but then

[00:59:36] so

[00:59:38] God it's just

[00:59:39] Watch a breakdown because it's it's it's a miracle that we won this battle just because of

[00:59:45] so there was a

[00:59:47] Squadron of dive bombers that

[00:59:49] Were heading out one direction, but they actually I don't remember if they got lost or if they just went the wrong way or if they

[00:59:55] Were going out on like a search pattern or whatever, but anyway

[00:59:59] earlier in the day a US submarine

[01:00:02] Intercepted the Japanese fleet and was trying to sink some of the ships

[01:00:06] But they found it so they were dropping depth charges. They left a battleship behind

[01:00:10] To pin down the sub and the rest of the fleet kept moving

[01:00:13] That dive bomber squadron saw the waves from the ship leaving where the sub was

[01:00:19] To catch up to the fleet and that's how they knew

[01:00:21] To follow it to get to the fleet so right after that torpedo squadron

[01:00:26] failed

[01:00:28] Um, who's the admiral Yamamoto I think no, I think he might have been the main guy. I can't remember one one

[01:00:33] The Japanese admiral for the Japanese Navy at the time he had to refuel his planes and rearm them and he had to make a decision

[01:00:41] um

[01:00:42] Basically his fighters for the most part were not out

[01:00:46] They were getting refueled and resupplied. Well, that's when the dive bombers come

[01:00:50] So they pretty much got very little resistance and I think they sank two ships

[01:00:56] Two aircraft carriers in that one run

[01:00:59] Like it's wild like we I mean the Japanese Navy just got wrecked like they just

[01:01:04] Good

[01:01:05] I think they brought how many carry did they bring four carriers and we sank three of them

[01:01:10] I think

[01:01:11] Pretty sure my sunk your battleship

[01:01:14] Oh, yeah, that's yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, we I mean we

[01:01:18] The the Japanese Navy never recover you should do a history hour. Oh, dude like seriously

[01:01:23] I would love that

[01:01:25] Because the thing is if you literally just talked about War War 2 which I know you love yeah

[01:01:28] No, it's funny. This was supposed to be old TV shows but it's okay. It is an old TV show. That's true

[01:01:34] It's the oldest well, it's not the oldest but um

[01:01:37] Well, I mean you know TV shows media anything

[01:01:41] Period don't sleep on the film midway. I'll tie it back in

[01:01:45] Yeah, it's funny. Did you watch midway? No, it's very very good and extremely accurate

[01:01:52] It's it's

[01:01:53] Oddly accurate for a Hollywood movie like it's scary ligate some and there's it's funny because there's some moments that we were

[01:01:59] Very recent. I think it was 2019 okay

[01:02:03] Because I saw it was pre-pandemic because I saw it in theaters

[01:02:05] So yeah, I think it was 2018 or 2019

[01:02:08] I think you uh, you've talked about it. Yeah, I have because there's only one

[01:02:12] There's parts in that movie that you think are Hollywood that actually happened

[01:02:16] Um, there's only one part of that movie that bugs me and it's at the very end and it's the text at the end

[01:02:21] When it said it dedicates this this movie is dedicated to the

[01:02:25] Sailors and airmen of the United States and Japanese Navy

[01:02:30] Well, they were just warned no no no no no no no

[01:02:34] No

[01:02:35] The japan the imperial whole not say that one more time this film is dedicated to the Sailors and airmen airmen of the United States and Japanese Navy

[01:02:44] nah, well, I mean

[01:02:46] No, it wasn't the Japanese

[01:02:48] No, there's Japanese leaders who sent the Japanese no no no no no no no no no

[01:02:53] The Japanese military navy and army that's right you said they were for it never mind. No not only that not only that the

[01:03:00] Time this is not a commentary on modern Japan at all

[01:03:05] The Japanese army and navy of the World War II era

[01:03:11] committed some of the worst atrocities in human history

[01:03:15] Um, these were not good people

[01:03:18] They were not in any way shape or form redeemable in my opinion their whole aim was to enslave the continent of Asia

[01:03:25] Like there's nothing good came from their actions none and I'm and this is not to minimize the Holocaust

[01:03:32] Anyway shape or form, but there's a reason they call it the rape of Nanking

[01:03:36] That was Japanese army, but the Japanese Navy did terrible things too

[01:03:40] Like they um, I forget what ship it was um, they captured some

[01:03:45] And it wasn't a small amount. I think it was like 150

[01:03:48] Americans don't allow bad things to know no, I'm sorry

[01:03:52] I'm like we have but like I'm sorry, but when you

[01:03:57] conservatively I can't remember this 50 or 150 American sailors

[01:04:01] They made them after beating the shit out of them mind you. Oh yeah

[01:04:05] Bottom all out on deck

[01:04:06] disemboweled and beheaded all of them in front of each other and then threw them overboard to the sharks

[01:04:13] At least I'm dead already well, I guess silver lining

[01:04:17] No, there's no

[01:04:19] No, their linings were silver

[01:04:21] No, no way shape or form can you convince me that

[01:04:24] Anything from the Japanese Navy should have been dedicated in that film absolutely not

[01:04:29] Well, that was just a woke person trying to probably that's probably

[01:04:34] We gotta be inclusive to the other murderer

[01:04:38] Okay

[01:04:39] You got an inclusive what are you talking about man come on come on

[01:04:43] Which actually another another movie I've talked about this one you might want to sleep on honestly if your

[01:04:48] Squeamish or have a history of trauma in your life

[01:04:50] I've talked about it before but if you want to have an idea of how brutal the Japanese army was at the time watch the movie flowers of war

[01:04:57] It will fuck with you

[01:05:00] It's insanely it's a Chinese movie. It's insanely accurate

[01:05:03] Well, I it's not accurate because they're fictional characters, but I mean it's very historically authentic

[01:05:09] um and

[01:05:11] Yeah, it's not a pleasant watch

[01:05:15] But like I said the Japanese government has never apologized for that formally or otherwise

[01:05:22] I don't think they ever apologized for Pearl Harbor either

[01:05:25] But at least Pearl Harbor was a military target

[01:05:27] Yeah, so you know the funny thing is so since that happened to Japan and whatnot

[01:05:31] They really changed her tune and just started it started to create and stuff

[01:05:34] They're like oh

[01:05:36] You know once does a run when make you dependent on us on computer chips

[01:05:40] Well, it's really funny about Japanese manufacturing though

[01:05:42] It's at the time of world war at the time of World War II they were vastly behind the United States because for every

[01:05:49] I cannot remember the figure but basically in a year the United States was building

[01:05:52] I think five aircraft carriers and Japan was building one

[01:05:56] No, and actually we might have had more than that. I mean we were just you got to understand

[01:06:01] Manufacturing in the 1940s the United States was boom boom boom boom one after the other like

[01:06:07] There's a lot of people that hypothesized situations in which the Axis powers would have won the second world shape

[01:06:12] It wasn't gonna happen if the United States is in the war or even contributing to the war

[01:06:16] You know it's not happening hold on a second you said manufacturing was booming during the World War II mm-hmm

[01:06:23] It was making it was making armaments. Thank you

[01:06:25] Yeah, then that's what I was gonna say like yeah, they were making stuff like I know what I was booming

[01:06:29] But it was booming for war well

[01:06:31] But our manufacturing was pretty well booming before then because obviously you know

[01:06:34] That was our big industrial

[01:06:36] Yeah, that was hard which it makes sense because like you have the roaring 20s were the war in 20s is because

[01:06:42] Pretty much all of Europe was destroyed

[01:06:45] Because of the first world war and we were left untouched and we already had like this booming

[01:06:50] We already had industry and a workforce that was like you know crazy

[01:06:55] And then happen again in World War II that's how the United States becomes a world superpower is after we were touched

[01:07:01] We were kind of touched but like not in our homeland because

[01:07:04] Unless you count a couple of Japanese guys landing on the illusion islands the United States was untouched by the war until 9-11

[01:07:11] Well, yeah, I mean realistically. Yeah

[01:07:13] But yeah, and Europe and a lot of Asia is just in shambles and then probably we did that to ourselves

[01:07:20] I don't know

[01:07:22] Yeah, but yeah if they made a 9-11 today you would sympathize with the hijackers

[01:07:27] They had families too. I was like bitch. They knew what they were doing

[01:07:30] You'd have people on you'd have in that movie if they made it to you'd have people on the plane being like well

[01:07:34] You know we did bomb. It's like those

[01:07:37] A lot of the shooters here lately of like schools and churches. I mean a lot of them are trans. I don't feel bad for their families

[01:07:43] I feel bad for their families. I don't feel bad for them because the thing is they allowed that type of behavior to fricken

[01:07:50] Expand so no, I don't feel bad for them at all if you see crazy behavior you fucking call it out like immediately

[01:07:56] That's the problem we have today people are afraid to say

[01:08:00] You're acting a little fucking silly

[01:08:03] Like you're acting back like you're acting silly back in the day man

[01:08:07] When a kid got out of control and was acting silly you know what parents did they fucking smack them down

[01:08:12] I now smack them down, but they they you know they just spanked their blood or smacked them and they're like oh

[01:08:17] Set the fuck now if you know if you mouth off to the rock the rock will take you bend you over take that size 14

[01:08:24] Boot turn that some bitch sideways and shove it up your candy ass

[01:08:28] In what

[01:08:31] Shove it up what

[01:08:39] Fucker

[01:08:47] Which by the way the rock is back. I know I heard

[01:08:50] Dude, you know the funny thing is if they brought back the whole bad boy in

[01:08:56] No

[01:08:58] Lairstley bad boy you can't cuz Scott old and well Scott hall passed so you can't oh

[01:09:04] My bad. I mean you got Kevin Nash and Hulkster still hanging around

[01:09:08] Kevin Nash you don't have the much old man. Yeah although he came later, but um

[01:09:13] I was gonna say something

[01:09:16] Miss Elizabeth said wait so the macho man waited no

[01:09:21] Um, I'm gonna bring this up in down the middle

[01:09:23] But for those of you who are aware oh you might not know this cuz bersulemania might be over by the time you

[01:09:29] So I'm not gonna bring that up

[01:09:33] Cuz it will be pointless

[01:09:36] Um, it doesn't matter a movie that I slept on was uh

[01:09:41] uh

[01:09:42] Sling blade

[01:09:44] Ain't got no gas. You know what I tried to watch it. I can't it's dude

[01:09:47] Needed the funny thing is this one guy told me the perfect uh

[01:09:51] Like thing about that movie he said you know if you watch it by yourself

[01:09:56] It's comedy but if you watch it with your girl, it's a drama

[01:10:01] But if you watch it drunk or no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

[01:10:04] How to hold on hold on I have fucked up he said if you watch it by yourself

[01:10:07] No

[01:10:09] How did he say it? No, he said if you watch it when you're drunk. It's a comedy

[01:10:12] If you watch it with your girl, it's a drama

[01:10:15] And there was something else I can't remember but it was pretty funny

[01:10:18] I was like that's legit you say the same thing about broke back fountain. Oh gosh

[01:10:23] If you watch it with your boyfriend, it's a warm-up

[01:10:28] Um

[01:10:30] I feel bad what's another movie a movie I really slept on and didn't watch it for the longest time

[01:10:36] Forrest go. Oh man forrest go. I didn't do not even watch it till I was like literally 35

[01:10:41] 36 they know I was 34 so they did a jump try and make myself older

[01:10:46] I just saw a deleted scene that they they took out of that movie. It's the Birmingham

[01:10:51] bus riots

[01:10:53] And there's like the cops have the German shepherds in Birmingham, Alabama and forest comes out of nowhere with a stick

[01:10:59] And he's like you want the stick you want the stick get the stick and he throws it and all the dogs run after the ship

[01:11:03] The stick and then he just walks up to Martin Luther King as people was like they just dogs

[01:11:12] Like that so should have been in there. Yeah, I was gonna say I think I remember seeing that clip

[01:11:17] That being on there because they're like yeah, there was a reason wasn't added

[01:11:22] And I was like it's kind of I feel like it should have although probably the best moment is when he meets JFK

[01:11:27] And he's like oh god a p

[01:11:29] I'll draw what he say seven or eleven doctor peppers 50. I must have made about 15 doctor peppers

[01:11:36] Dude you know the funny thing is uh this

[01:11:40] Little clip I don't remember this is some black guy and this dude pours doctor pepper in his mouth and he's sleeping

[01:11:47] He's like

[01:11:48] That doctor pay-up

[01:11:50] That doctor pay-up

[01:11:52] I loved it man. I was like do that's that's just oh my god

[01:11:55] I saw a tiktok the other day that was funnier shit

[01:11:57] I can't remember what the caption was though, but it basically is uh is a

[01:12:02] Shit

[01:12:03] Dude we just need to have a freaking episode where we sit down and just react to tiktoks and well

[01:12:08] What's really funny. I'll tell you more about this off air

[01:12:12] but um

[01:12:14] I shouldn't say I met someone because I've known him for years

[01:12:17] But I didn't know he was doing a bunch of stuff

[01:12:20] Like behind the scenes and he just asked me to

[01:12:24] Recently to help collaborate on it and I just was like

[01:12:27] I don't really know why you want me to but I mean I'm down

[01:12:31] But you know, I just recently had him on my podcast um

[01:12:36] He's an out there dude

[01:12:37] But like in a good way like he's really really cool, dude

[01:12:39] But man, I wish you remember this tiktok because it was a guy

[01:12:42] It was like when white people go to someplace and then um

[01:12:45] I was like when white liberals go to south central LA or something and then it gets that clip from blast from the past

[01:12:51] For an afraid just like holy smokes a negro

[01:12:55] Well, how do you do? I do fun

[01:12:59] That shit is that that movie is hilarious

[01:13:02] That's one you if you haven't seen blast from the past. Oh, that's a good one

[01:13:05] That's that movie is hilarious

[01:13:07] I mean that dude literally has like millions of dollars worth of stuff

[01:13:11] And like he almost got taken and then luckily that uh, what's your face uh saved him yeah

[01:13:16] I can't remember her name. I love the premise of that movie is just

[01:13:19] Cuban Missile Crisis to have a bunker and a lot of people had bunkers

[01:13:23] And they give the false alarm and that seal themselves over 50 fucking years

[01:13:28] And then they just live down there

[01:13:31] They can't get out

[01:13:32] I know what the funny thing is they built buildings on top of it

[01:13:35] And I'm like dude in a normal world that wouldn't happen

[01:13:37] No, you you have to call 8-1-1 before you duck

[01:13:41] I mean you can't just you can't put a building well actually they didn't have a building around them

[01:13:46] They did leave a little spot to where they could come out yeah

[01:13:49] So then maybe they just knew it was there and knew the people live there and

[01:13:53] Can you imagine just knowing there's a tomb down there with three people?

[01:13:58] I would think you'd be able to get through it

[01:14:00] Well, I'm saying like what what what what what what what you know

[01:14:03] I think that's one of those movies that falls apart if you think too hard is that

[01:14:06] To play in crash on top of their house. I remember something did happen. Yeah, that's right a playing crash on top of their house

[01:14:11] And that's why they because

[01:14:13] They heard something about the the false alarm and also the playing crash on their house. I was like that's perfect

[01:14:20] That was a that was a good movie. I forgot about the playing crashing on yeah. Oh man. Boss from the past hilarious

[01:14:27] Yeah, they don't they don't make they don't make lower budget movies

[01:14:32] Which actually I'm gonna tell it you would not like this movie

[01:14:35] But I'm gonna tell the audience about it because I was impressed first of all

[01:14:38] I did like the movie. I thought it was real cute and all

[01:14:41] But what really impressed me about this movie like if you want to talk about a micro budget movie

[01:14:45] I found it on 2b completely randomly

[01:14:47] Movies called black coffee

[01:14:49] It's it's it's a chick flick but what impressed the hell out of me about this movie is how much a lot of chick flicks dude

[01:14:55] Some are good summer bad, but this one was pretty good summer teeth

[01:14:59] I'll give you summer teeth summer here summer there

[01:15:03] That's how I met your mother line, but anyway

[01:15:06] When impressed me about this movie was you can tell now don't take this wrong way because the movie looks

[01:15:12] I'm not gonna say it looks great, but I mean it looks good enough like it's not it doesn't look like shit

[01:15:17] But you can tell this was done on such a miniscule budget in the best way possible. I think they're seven locations

[01:15:24] For like an hour and a half movie

[01:15:27] I don't know but no, it's what about the phone booth

[01:15:31] Okay, valid

[01:15:32] But how what was the budget for the phone booth probably too fucking much just because they had calling Farrell in it

[01:15:37] I will put it to this way

[01:15:40] What do you want?

[01:15:41] So this movie made about $534,000

[01:15:46] It was profitable

[01:15:49] so

[01:15:51] Was it a sudden dance film or something?

[01:15:53] No, apparently there's this studio and they've got a YouTube channel and all their movies are on there for free

[01:15:59] So you can watch I found it on tube, but you can watch it on YouTube

[01:16:02] And it's like it's a group of I'm guessing they're mostly black creators

[01:16:06] I think they're based out of Atlanta

[01:16:08] And they just make these little movies

[01:16:10] But apparently they make them for so like you see a lot of the same actors like it's weird

[01:16:15] It's like an old school like film trip almost think money Python, but not necessarily comedy

[01:16:21] Like you see the same actors and various roles and everything but you name

[01:16:27] Man, I still have my ass of biggest dickess and actually

[01:16:31] I've changed the plant. I don't know where I want to fit this because I have

[01:16:35] I knew there was one song I wanted played it my funeral, but I think I want this song played

[01:16:41] When they actually lower my casket into the ground. I think I want them to play always look on the bright side of life

[01:16:47] Oh

[01:16:50] What if someone plays as our casket is being lowered? I'm coming out

[01:16:54] No, no, here's

[01:16:56] No, no, no, here's sitting there patiently like here is the best part of why I'd want that song played though because towards the end of the song

[01:17:03] The guy who's singing it just rambles about shit

[01:17:07] So like cuz you're supposed to be leaving the theater and he just keeps talking

[01:17:11] I said that and this record's available and you know

[01:17:14] Oh, you think pays for this rubbish, you know

[01:17:18] And I mean I just didn't know money Python. Yes, it was

[01:17:22] And you know what why I wanted to do that there's a line in the song

[01:17:27] Where it's like

[01:17:29] I can't remember is like

[01:17:31] Life's a bit of serred and deaths the final world

[01:17:33] You should always face the curtain with the bow and then it's like

[01:17:36] Just remember that the last laugh is on you

[01:17:39] I'm like dude

[01:17:41] That's the best welcome way to go

[01:17:43] Truly is that's I mean

[01:17:45] Because if you can't laugh, that's the point of the song though

[01:17:50] And I just love the idea of it like to be fair

[01:17:53] It might feel or won't be somber there's gonna be people laughing their asses off

[01:17:57] But I love the idea of something so somber being interrupted like

[01:18:02] Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad

[01:18:06] He's like when you chewing on life's crystal down grumble give a whistle

[01:18:12] And this will help thanks turn out for the bass

[01:18:16] There's just something that is so goddamn funny to me about that I just I imagine like

[01:18:23] So there's probably gonna be one surly person who doesn't have a phoney bone in their bonnet who's like well

[01:18:27] I've never but I mean I just want everybody else to just be like this motherfucker like people who say will Farrow is in funny

[01:18:33] He's not funny in every movie, but yes like people saying he's not funny in every movie

[01:18:37] I'm just saying like some people like they're just like I just don't like him

[01:18:40] I kind of like me saying. I don't like David Dramon yeah, but I literally want

[01:18:44] I want I want

[01:18:46] I want people at my funeral would be like this motherfucker

[01:18:50] It's like you

[01:18:52] Nick have his podcast up and running for good goosebumps

[01:18:56] Yeah, yeah, they've been doing it for weeks

[01:18:58] Dude, they got on YouTube. Yeah, oh man. They're right

[01:19:01] He doesn't post any links

[01:19:03] No, he I've seen him. He mostly does this stuff on Instagram. Yeah, but no man

[01:19:07] They've already got dude they got some of the actors from the show on there

[01:19:11] Already and fucking they got the illustrator from the book covers like they're killing it

[01:19:16] I'm like I don't know how you guys are doing it

[01:19:18] Actually, it's a huge frickin

[01:19:20] Actually, Hayley's Hayley's killing it too because she's gotten like back to back like really I'm

[01:19:27] She had a couple shorts and now washing them up like hey

[01:19:30] Yeah, she's getting some

[01:19:32] Well, she's got some like touring cast members for the Broadway tour of Jaguar so that yeah

[01:19:38] It's like wow. I saw a lot of that content. I was like

[01:19:42] That yeah, they're killing it and we're over here just no you're doing good

[01:19:46] I'm in the middle of

[01:19:48] bullshit

[01:19:50] Oh, Baghdaddy

[01:19:52] He died like a dog how sick would it be to have Shane Gillis on for like five minutes?

[01:19:56] Oh dude, I would just I would just probably laugh at him for five minutes because he'd probably just be cutting jokes

[01:20:02] I would be actually can we just have you on the say your Donald Trump like can you just come on as Donald Trump?

[01:20:08] Well, that'd be cool. Like ever actually I want to watch his snl

[01:20:13] He knows no, I want to watch the whole thing cuz I've seen some I've seen two scenes

[01:20:18] I did the one where they did the like Mike parody but it was like Trump oh god

[01:20:25] You know the funny thing is because he puts it making fun of him and

[01:20:29] He is though. That's the beautiful thing, but he's not it's not coming from a place of hate

[01:20:33] He's doing it because he knows it's funny

[01:20:35] But they do the premise is he puts on those gold Trump sneakers and he just turns into Donald

[01:20:40] Oh dude, you know the funny thing is the gold sneakers like that was you said

[01:20:45] You know genius, you know I know

[01:20:49] And it's like dude their gold sneakers dude. I knew I knew it was genius when I saw it

[01:20:53] I was like oh there hey just like they said about slaves doing like one don't own one

[01:21:02] That's obviously a joke people you know, I don't think those are really the same thing

[01:21:07] No, but no because a lot of people on that channel that I was talking about earlier about abortion

[01:21:16] They they literally said you know like how people say oh you don't like abortion don't get one. Oh

[01:21:21] The necessarily literally when when slaves were thing they literally people literally said if you don't like won't like it

[01:21:28] Don't get one and it's like I mean

[01:21:31] But it's funny is and you make the same

[01:21:34] That assertion points out that if you're pro the thing you're starting out from a false premise

[01:21:40] So when it comes to slavery you're starting out with the false premise that you're not talking about your fellow man

[01:21:45] And with abortion you're making the assumption that you're not talking about your fellow man

[01:21:49] You're making the same case false premise. It's a xenoparadox. Yeah

[01:21:55] But the thing is it's it's no I'm not I mean, I mean I understand what it means

[01:22:01] Just by you know the story. No, you're gonna. I'm gonna explain what a xenoparadox is

[01:22:06] Which is actually xenos paradox but it's so stupid

[01:22:10] And the fact that people actually maybe I didn't understand it well so xenos a specific Greek philosopher

[01:22:16] But he says that motion is not real and would you like to know why he says motion is not real

[01:22:22] Because in order to cover any distance and I quote this is what he's translated to English obviously

[01:22:28] but

[01:22:29] To cover any distance you must first cross an infinite number of finite distances

[01:22:36] So what that means is let's say you want to move

[01:22:41] You want to move like a yard

[01:22:44] Well a yard is three feet and a foot is 12 inches

[01:22:50] Except so he's like you can keep breaking it down infinitely and it's like yes

[01:22:55] But every time you break it down 12 inches is still equal to a foot and three feet is still equal to a yard no matter how much

[01:23:02] It's an infinite number of finite distances

[01:23:04] I have to take a big step and I've crossed three feet

[01:23:09] You stupid stupid toga wearing fuck like

[01:23:14] You didn't think about what you were saying before you said it and the fact that people actually bring xeno up

[01:23:22] And give any credence to his idea. It's a flawed statement. It's like flat earthers

[01:23:29] I give more credit in them because at least like I can observe motion look

[01:23:35] That's a four-night mount distance or you can't do that because you had to move that's approximately a foot

[01:23:40] I just got to love the motion blur

[01:23:45] Oh shit dbz son

[01:23:48] Was I said I can't remember the joke they did on dbz version hey freezer

[01:23:53] She's like shit. I can't remember the hand

[01:23:57] Yeah, that was pretty stupid actually so powerful but yet couldn't

[01:24:01] I love the energy. I love the joke in db. Hey freezer you should split

[01:24:07] That's funny

[01:24:11] Trunks I just love how in dbz a bridge trunks just tries too hard

[01:24:15] And that's actually one of the ones that lands he's like you should split

[01:24:20] But I love the one where he's like

[01:24:24] Trunks has so many he's like okay trunk when he comes out of the time chamber

[01:24:29] He's like okay trunks. It's the first time they're seeing you

[01:24:33] Make it make a good impression look cool and he comes

[01:24:37] And the go goes hey trunks nice hair and he just goes thanks. I grew it myself damn it

[01:24:45] And then go go could just goes that's funny is like roll with it

[01:24:50] Oh man, oh

[01:24:52] I just love how in dbz a bridge he calls him he calls Vegeta jeets

[01:24:57] He's a jeet's ass jeets

[01:25:00] Oh man they could have they could have made that joke ass jeets

[01:25:03] Yeah, I don't know they're probably funnier than me

[01:25:08] I know they're funnier than me

[01:25:11] Dude you know we can never get lucky with seating what do you mean?

[01:25:16] This is good for lounging yeah

[01:25:20] You know and I already thought about some new seats

[01:25:23] For when we when we do and I've found them but they're not exactly cheap. I think but they're awesome

[01:25:29] I think what we should do for the new setup is pop up to the table. Oh yeah

[01:25:34] I was already thinking that too because like you know like

[01:25:37] Staring

[01:25:38] Being able to actually like you know like this because I have

[01:25:42] A fucked-up neck and when I literally sit like this for two yeah

[01:25:46] If I want to do I like completely turn sideways

[01:25:49] And that shit just looks awkward

[01:25:52] Oh fuck look out

[01:25:55] Hey, look sometimes when you do that you lapse in mr. Garrison and that's even funnier

[01:26:00] Oh fuck look out children

[01:26:07] Mr. Garrison cares about kids

[01:26:11] Dude

[01:26:14] It's funny how like ten years ago south park was making fun of trends and all that stuff and literally it came to pass

[01:26:22] Dude I showed that was well over ten years. I showed that clip to my mom. Oh, she's probably like

[01:26:26] No, she thought it was hilarious. It's like see. I told her I said sancy should have been watching the shit with this

[01:26:33] She was like that was so funny dude my mom took me to see bigger longer and uncut yeah, I know

[01:26:39] Well everyone more fricking like how did you get her to do that?

[01:26:42] I know your mom I know exactly how you did it your mom your mom knew you weren't gonna be

[01:26:47] She knew you were fucked already

[01:26:49] No party was gonna fuck you up more. All right. She's just like oh yeah, you'll be fine

[01:26:54] See your mom understood that you saw it anyway

[01:26:57] And you were gonna see it anyway all right

[01:27:01] I was pretty young when that happened though. I mean what it came out in like 99 it's odd

[01:27:06] I saw it in theaters south park south park premiered in 1997

[01:27:10] And the movie came out like two years. I think they were in their third season

[01:27:15] And that was a full-ass movie. It's like why haven't we got another real full-ass movie?

[01:27:20] I think Matt and trade don't want to do another one

[01:27:22] I wish they were from what I understand they hated the process

[01:27:25] Probably because it was time-constrained. Well, I mean honestly. They have weekly episodes so they have time constraints

[01:27:30] But I tell you what dude I guarantee you out of all people who do jobs in tv movie

[01:27:36] I guarantee they enjoy there's the most

[01:27:39] Have you ever seen them do whatever they want?

[01:27:41] Have you ever seen them recording vocals dude? It's hilarious man when he had his kid in there and he's just like

[01:27:46] Oh, you're down. You know, he's one of my favorite clips is it

[01:27:51] Need how my south park elementary

[01:27:55] Dude and he's just laughing so sorry kind

[01:28:02] Should I eat the cutoff fish? Oh, I just spare it. Oh, what was it?

[01:28:07] Should I eat the cutoff fish? Oh, vanilla pistol

[01:28:11] so

[01:28:12] Uh, I don't know if you call her friend and she was a friend. I don't know. We just haven't talked in a long time

[01:28:17] But we bonded very much over that clip

[01:28:21] And then like a couple months ago she sent me a picture she was like I know you would appreciate this

[01:28:26] She found a thing of vanilla paste in her parents pantry

[01:28:30] And I'm just like yes, that is hilarious. That's funny

[01:28:33] But I like I'm sorry guys. Let's open up paste or vanilla pesto vanilla paste

[01:28:39] Is that what he was saying vanilla pesto or the cutoff fish and then he eats the cutoff fish

[01:28:45] Okay, I ate a coat of food

[01:28:49] Yeah, but the thing is like it's going to be a rot

[01:28:52] It's gonna be a rot

[01:28:55] Which I love though because they have they actually asked one of their I think he's one of their

[01:28:59] animators

[01:29:00] Or one of their producers somebody works on the on the staff

[01:29:04] And they have a couple of Asian people that are on staff

[01:29:08] And they're like is this you know, is this offensive? He's like oh yeah

[01:29:12] He's like but you almost and I get it. He's like you have to

[01:29:16] You really have to lean in heavy because it's all

[01:29:20] The entire the entire of this show is based upon the absurdity of it all

[01:29:25] So if you have acid it's gonna come off as offensive

[01:29:27] But if it's a fucking cartoon character

[01:29:30] Like it's cartoon. He's like you mad at a cartoon

[01:29:33] Well, but it's like you have to lean into the stereotype because it's not

[01:29:36] He

[01:29:38] Explains it way better than I do but it's like yes, it's offensive

[01:29:41] But it's not offensive in and

[01:29:44] It's supposed to be offensive like it's part of the joke

[01:29:48] You know, it's and to be fair mat and tray make fun of everyone so

[01:29:54] There they make they definitely do not hide they make fun of every they make fun of white people just as much if not more

[01:30:00] is like

[01:30:03] The virus has a 98% chance of survival

[01:30:07] You need a bling which by the way

[01:30:11] I think that was in season two

[01:30:13] Which would have been in like 1998 or 1999 when they did the SARS episode

[01:30:19] Has this been making its rounds on social media? No, I just rewatched it like a while back

[01:30:25] But yeah, it's I'm surprised it didn't

[01:30:28] I will short right there. That's that's a great great episode by the way

[01:30:31] That's the whole when I oh god that's when I got caught off guard with the

[01:30:36] When they go to the Indian casino so they were talking about SARS man

[01:30:39] That's hilarious yeah, he's like and the cure for SARS is blankets and chicken noodle soup

[01:30:47] That's that's when I got caught off guard by the the Native American Indian casino comedy club

[01:30:52] haha

[01:30:56] You know the funny thing is about colds and everything like that

[01:30:58] It's like everyone always thinks that you need to eat and it's like honestly the best thing for you is to literally fast

[01:31:04] It depends no

[01:31:06] He any virus because viruses feed off his sugar so therefore what do people generally eat when they're sick cover foods

[01:31:13] I eat in just like a piece of plain chicken. You know what a fun fact

[01:31:16] I typically don't eat when I'm feeling sick because I don't have an habit

[01:31:18] because I don't have an appetite.

[01:31:19] A lot of people are like that.

[01:31:20] They don't have an appetite and that's in generally,

[01:31:23] do you stay sick or do you get better

[01:31:26] within like two, three days?

[01:31:27] It depends.

[01:31:28] Well, I know sometimes the severity of what it is.

[01:31:31] Well, and also I think it's so like for example,

[01:31:34] if you have a bacterial infection,

[01:31:35] especially if you're prescribed antibiotics,

[01:31:37] you need to eat because if you take antibiotics

[01:31:40] most antibiotics on an empty stomach, it'll,

[01:31:42] well actually you don't need to eat.

[01:31:44] It's actually the only reason you do,

[01:31:46] no, no, no, no, no, no.

[01:31:49] If you can tolerate the pain you need to eat.

[01:31:51] No, no, no, if you're taking antibiotics.

[01:31:53] No, it says on mine take on empty stomach.

[01:31:55] Oh, then you got a weird one.

[01:31:56] But, you know what's funny?

[01:31:58] You know what else it says right after it?

[01:32:02] Eat with food if it gives you stomach cramps.

[01:32:03] I'm like, then what's the point?

[01:32:05] Well, see with food.

[01:32:06] So here's, so I don't know what antibiotic you got.

[01:32:09] The last time I got prescribed antibiotics,

[01:32:10] I made the mistake.

[01:32:11] It's a rough one dude.

[01:32:12] It hurts my stomach every time I take it.

[01:32:14] Well, eat.

[01:32:15] Well, no, and I do.

[01:32:16] And I still, I literally have like stomach pain

[01:32:18] for like, damn, there 45 minutes.

[01:32:19] Yeah, but the last time I was prescribed antibiotics

[01:32:21] I literally forgot to eat breakfast one morning

[01:32:24] because I normally don't,

[01:32:26] but they said take with food.

[01:32:28] Otherwise you will get sick.

[01:32:30] And I did and within 15 minutes of.

[01:32:33] No!

[01:32:35] It was like self-pervent,

[01:32:36] they were shitting out their mouths.

[01:32:38] Waaah!

[01:32:39] When he, uh, no, uh, who was it?

[01:32:42] Can it, was it Kenny's dad?

[01:32:44] That was at the Nambal meeting?

[01:32:46] No, who was that shit?

[01:32:48] It was Kenny's dad.

[01:32:49] Was it Kenny's dad?

[01:32:50] Yeah, it was Kenny's dad.

[01:32:51] I know Cartman joined.

[01:32:53] Yeah, but the thing is Kenny's dad went into the dark room

[01:32:56] and you know, he got, that's right.

[01:32:57] He got taken care of.

[01:32:58] Was it Kenny's dad?

[01:32:59] Yeah, and then remember,

[01:33:00] he was on a trash can.

[01:33:01] He was shitting, throwing up in it.

[01:33:03] And, uh...

[01:33:04] Was that not Randy?

[01:33:06] It might have been Randy's dad.

[01:33:07] I can't remember.

[01:33:07] I think it was Kenny's dad.

[01:33:08] I think that was before Randy came into his own

[01:33:10] because that was an early episode.

[01:33:11] He wasn't really...

[01:33:12] No.

[01:33:13] He became a huge big dad.

[01:33:14] Oh man, Randy is nice.

[01:33:15] I tell you what, he was the one that was slept on for a while

[01:33:18] because he did dumb shit and it was so funny.

[01:33:19] I loved it.

[01:33:20] I love Randy.

[01:33:21] There he goes.

[01:33:22] Who the fuck?

[01:33:23] I mean, he doesn't sound like that all the time.

[01:33:27] The episode where he, they reveal that he is Lord.

[01:33:31] The whole thing is so stupid.

[01:33:33] It should not be funny.

[01:33:36] I don't remember that one.

[01:33:37] It's a newer, like within the last decade.

[01:33:40] I mean, it's...

[01:33:42] I think it's more recent than that.

[01:33:43] But oh my god, like the whole premise is so fucking stupid.

[01:33:46] I watched this, I skipped the head to watch this episode

[01:33:48] because I said this is so dumb.

[01:33:50] But I know Matt and Trey, like it's gonna be gold.

[01:33:52] Like, cause the premise is so stupid.

[01:33:55] The episode is gold where he fucking...

[01:33:58] The whole premise of Randy is Lord.

[01:34:02] And he comes up with the songs when he's taking a dump at work.

[01:34:06] Oh lord.

[01:34:08] Look at his in the singer.

[01:34:10] For some reason, you were saying he's Lord.

[01:34:11] Now it was like, he was acting like he was God.

[01:34:14] No, no, no, he's Lord, the singer.

[01:34:15] That's hilarious.

[01:34:16] Well yeah, feeling good on it.

[01:34:19] Wednesday.

[01:34:21] And he was like, it's like, dad, that sounds like nothing.

[01:34:24] Well thanks.

[01:34:25] He's like this is...

[01:34:26] It will never be green beans.

[01:34:30] I just love that.

[01:34:32] It's such a stupid...

[01:34:33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am Lord.

[01:34:34] Did you ever watch the superhero sagas?

[01:34:39] I haven't seen it in its entirety,

[01:34:41] but I'm familiar with it.

[01:34:42] I want to...

[01:34:43] It was actually freaking good.

[01:34:45] Well dude, that's what most South Park is.

[01:34:47] Seriously.

[01:34:48] No, it was literally about...

[01:34:50] Everyone was a superhero.

[01:34:52] Kenny was amazing.

[01:34:53] Yeah, I know what was...

[01:34:54] Mysterio.

[01:34:55] Yeah, that's right, that's right.

[01:34:57] And then Carmen was the coon, right?

[01:34:59] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[01:35:01] And then the one kid was the only one with real power,

[01:35:04] through her.

[01:35:05] Well actually you didn't...

[01:35:06] You probably didn't get that far.

[01:35:07] That was gonna say probably not.

[01:35:08] There was one kid with real powers.

[01:35:11] And that's just like so many...

[01:35:13] I did...

[01:35:14] That's like a watchman.

[01:35:15] None of them had powers except for Dr. Manhattan.

[01:35:18] Yeah, right.

[01:35:19] Everyone else was just badass.

[01:35:21] Yeah, I mean...

[01:35:22] And I did watch...

[01:35:24] That's a slept on movie, anyway.

[01:35:25] Yeah, kind of.

[01:35:26] Although it's coming back.

[01:35:29] I did see the...

[01:35:31] I did watch the...

[01:35:34] The Lord of the Rings two-parter from South Park.

[01:35:37] That shit was funny, everything.

[01:35:38] That was good.

[01:35:39] What was at the return of the porn?

[01:35:40] Yeah.

[01:35:41] Yeah.

[01:35:42] The Master of the Rings.

[01:35:43] Back to us, that's number nine.

[01:35:44] It started.

[01:35:45] He's like, wow, the score is really good for him.

[01:35:48] That was a good one.

[01:35:52] Oh, this one really took a turn.

[01:35:54] Yeah, it did.

[01:35:55] Okay, though.

[01:35:56] That's okay, it's a filler episode.

[01:35:57] We'll just...

[01:35:58] So, and this actually, the title for this one will be...

[01:36:02] Attempting to talk about slept on TV shows.

[01:36:05] No, it'll be like very loose knowledge.

[01:36:08] I don't know.

[01:36:09] I don't know.

[01:36:10] We'll come up when we need it.

[01:36:11] But it's a time, we'll set this up.

[01:36:12] So we'll just keep this one in the can.

[01:36:15] All right.

[01:36:16] Well, anything else?

[01:36:19] No.

[01:36:20] All right.

[01:36:21] Well, that was another one for your eyeballs and earballs.

[01:36:25] Oh, come on, we've gotten the earballs.

[01:36:30] Mr. Hale says our retainers.

[01:36:35] You know what the funny thing is about Zerks season and his saizarine?

[01:36:38] Did you ever hear about that?

[01:36:39] What?

[01:36:40] Zerks season?

[01:36:41] Okay, I'm not going to end this yet.

[01:36:43] Okay, so Mr. Garrison and Zerks season from 300 were in a lesbian...

[01:36:51] lesbian whatever.

[01:36:54] And the funny thing is they're just like, oh what a...

[01:36:56] Mr. Garrison is like, oh what a lesbian's do like a saizarine?

[01:37:00] And then this show, it just goes to them showing and they're just going to town and then

[01:37:03] they're just like, oh, saizarine my tamers!

[01:37:07] Oh my god, dude, it's so funny.

[01:37:09] And with that...

[01:37:10] Oh my god.

[01:37:11] But bye, have a good time.

[01:37:14] I don't do only that.

[01:37:15] I only ask that you kneel.