Tune Talk 2.0 - Season 3 Episode 13: Movies That Are Older Than You Think

[00:00:05] Discovery Roger, go for deploy. 2, 1, 0, and lift off! A lift off! America's return to space as Discovery clears the tower. Hey, look at us! Hey, I'm not green anymore. Oh, I'm kinda green. Anyway... Welcome everyone to Tune Talk 2.0.

[00:00:32] Tonight's podcast is brought to you by our friends at Stevie Wicks and by everyone on the Arte Podcast Pantheon. We'll talk more about them later, but tonight we are going to be talking about... I don't know, how would you put that? Movies that are way older than you thought they were? Oh yeah, I guess so. I will call it How Old Are They? Right? Because when we're doing the analysis, I'm like, really?

[00:01:01] Yeah, I know. Virtually every one, I was like, wow. And then we're also talking about the mental health issues of Disney princesses. But before we jump into that, please remember to... First of all, thank you for everyone that has been following us, sharing us, and don't forget to do it again. If you're watching this, we really appreciate it, but send it to everyone that you can. Be annoying. Send it to all your enemies. I'll make sure to annoy them. But we need people to share.

[00:01:29] I love when you come and talk, but come on, share us with people. Yeah, I mean, some of you people have no problem sharing herpes with one another. So, come on, what's a podcast? I know, right? What is a podcast? But yeah, let's start, if you will, with the oldest, right? This 2025 has been a year that us, as fans of movie fans, it's kind of weird to realize how old movies are becoming. Because it's funny with the movies.

[00:01:59] There's ones that we're going to talk a little bit about them. And you go like, oh yeah, that sounds old. But some of them are like, really? Yeah, most of them on the list, I felt that way. I was like, really? Wow. And some of them, I don't even remember them, you know? But let's start 40 years ago. 40 years ago, people, The Breakfast Club was released. I mean, that one, I go like, okay, you know, that's what I mean. That one, first of all, let me stop there.

[00:02:29] I don't know why, Jake. I have a beard all week. And every Tuesday, I decide to shave. I don't know why I do that. Then I look myself at the camera, and I look like Fred Flintstone again. It's not fair. Yabba-dabba-doo! Yabba-dabba-doo! Anyway, I was just looking at the monitor. Anyway, so The Breakfast Club, for everyone, for those ones that don't know what we're talking about,

[00:02:54] it's a group of junior writers and seniors from high school. They're high school students, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because they have freshmen too. That they get punished, right? And they sent to this weekend, right? Yep, Saturday detention, which I think needs to make a comeback. Hang on. Is Saturday detention still a thing? Because it's been a minute. It's been almost 20 years since I graduated high school.

[00:03:20] I mean, I don't know, but the criminal, the economical and political craziness that we lived in the last four years, probably was like, oh, no, nobody can be traumatized and be in a Saturday in a school. Maybe they have clubs or something like that. But this movie has, it became a cult movie because it was a low budget movie that nobody wanted to support and became a... Was it that low? Was it that low? I mean, it's a John Hughes flick.

[00:03:49] I mean... Yeah, but it wasn't good supportive at the beginning. I know it was an earlier one too. Yeah. And that's the point. 40 years ago, it wasn't a good thing, right? It wasn't a good thing. The Breakfast Club has always perplexed me as a movie that every time I watch it, I'm like, I should not like this movie. And I can't tell you why I like this movie. Why you like the movie. But I do. I can't explain it because it's a movie that should be terrible, but it's not. But it's not in the acting.

[00:04:19] I was just going to say, I'm going to go out on a limb and say the performances. To be honest with you, it's well known that the director led the kids to do whatever they want. And the editing of the movie was a secret because they actually did, as they please... What is the name of the actor that is with the drench, long hair, really famous guy? Judd Nelson. Judd Nelson. It was annoying because he was a method actor for that movie.

[00:04:48] So he actually went and stayed as a junior or as a senior in a high school close to the filming for a week to realize if he could be. And then every time that the director wanted to talk to him, he was like, no, man. Like acting as the actor. I mean, that's pretty cool for that time. But we've had the discussion. Yeah. Well, we've had the discussion about method acting.

[00:05:16] I don't respect it as much as a lot of other people do, because generally speaking, you're just a pain in the ass for everybody else. Could be unless you are a method actor and you're playing a prostitute. The crew will love you. Are you a good looking prostitute or are you like urban cowboy prostitute? I don't know, man. I'm not going to play that. I'm just saying that that's exception to the case. Midnight Cowboy, not Urban Cowboy. That's a different movie. Now, remember Showgirls with the girl from Saved by the Bell? If you want to be a method actor, I'm up with that.

[00:05:46] Anyway, so Breakfast Club. Now let's go for one that it feels old, but when you say it, make you feel old. Are you ready? The Goonies. That's another one. It just feels so 80s to me that I don't think about the... To me, it's not weird that it's old. I know, but even so, when you think about the Goonies, right? It's like, yeah, I was a kid, right? Or it's an old movie.

[00:06:15] However, you watch it and the magic of the movies, you can be watching every era anytime you want. Well, that's one of the reasons. And it doesn't feel that old. Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I love... I don't know where the exact cutoffs are, but basically movies made in the late 80s to the late 90s, back when mostly everything was practical. They might do some... In the later part, they might do some digital enhancement. But a weird thing happens when you do that.

[00:06:44] Your movie never really looks old because it's real. It's real. It's real. And it's a weird situation there that I really like. A lot of people don't know this, but in the movie, The Goonies, they didn't let the actors, the kids, to see actually the sheep under the cave. So they bring everyone with their eyes closed, put them backwards, they tell them, go down, when you hear action, you come out.

[00:07:12] So all those reactions are real. Nowadays, nobody will build a sheep in a cave. Yeah, you're on a green platform. Green with warm water, right? And these kids, they're shaking is because the water is cold in Oregon, right? And they saw this massive boat. If you haven't... Now, it's... Please, if you haven't watched The Goonies, you need to watch it because they announced the second part coming, the sequel coming this year.

[00:07:42] You heard about that? Yeah, I did. I don't know if it's really... I'm actually... If it's legit, I'm actually kind of looking forward to it because if it's like Cobra Kai, I'll be fine with it. If it's like... I don't know, I can't think of an example. There's plenty of... Karate Kid. Well, we'll see. That movie might actually be good. We'll see. No, no, no. I'm talking the Karate Kid that you hate so much with the Smith Kid. Yeah.

[00:08:10] That actually might be redeemed in hindsight though because... It might be redeemed. Yeah. Yeah. If they can tie it in somehow, then it will make sense. But at the same time, you hated it. Today you hated it. You hated it. I hated it because it doesn't make sense to call it the Karate Kid. But if they can link Han's character... They're gonna link it. Yeah. We all saw the trailers, right? We all saw the trailers.

[00:08:38] And it's like, okay, now you fixed the problem. Congratulations. You didn't cut corners. You did your homework to please the fans, right? But okay, so this one is special because for a reason this movie never gets old. It could be the subject of the movie. It could be how attached we are to this movie, but back to the future. 40 years ago, back to the future. We talked about this movie several times. We even have a special event. 40 years ago.

[00:09:07] So that movie is older than I am, but... Yes. But it doesn't feel old. I love it. No, it doesn't. Well, to be fair, it helps that most of us have seen these movies in their digitally remastered formats. So... And it helps that it's time traveling. Yeah, that's helpful too. It's got... Every Western feels old because it's supposed to. Yeah, but you know what?

[00:09:30] There's a thing that if we put ourselves in reality, Michael J. Fox is being sick without acting for years. Right? The guy's an old guy. I mean, how old is Michael J. Fox? 70? Well, hang on. We can do the math because he was... Was he... 28? He was 28 when they did Back to the Future. Yeah, he was old. Don't make me Google that, but I'm pretty sure he was... Oh, wow. Okay, I just assumed he was younger. Maybe, maybe. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:10:02] I don't know. Maybe I'm tripping because if I think about it, he was in growing pains, right? Yeah. So I'm glad he was really young. I was thinking he was like 19. Yeah, so how old is he right now? Let's see. And just a real quick shout out. I know it's not a beloved film, but you gotta admit, have you ever seen Atlantis, the Disney movie? Atlantis? Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah, it's not. I like it. Michael J. Fox hits a home run as Milo though.

[00:10:31] I didn't know it was him. Yeah. Hmm. I really didn't know they were him. 63. He's 63 right now. Damn. Oh, thanks. Haley typed in the comments. I just didn't see it. Thank you. Thank you, Haley. Yes, he is 63. As always, Haley, be in present because we're gonna need your support here, Haley. Please share us with a lot of people and we're gonna talk about something about right on your alley. Oh, by the way, Haley, you might appreciate this. I don't know how you feel about Atlantis, but there's a... It's a rumor.

[00:11:01] I don't know if it's legit, but there's... It's probably not legit because it would be a smart decision. There's a rumor that Disney is thinking about doing a live action adaptation of Atlantis starring Tom Holland as Milo and Zendaya as... Zendaya actually is pretty good, but again, they're gonna destroy that couple, dude. They just got engaged. Oh no, dude. I just want to see that movie. I'm fine with it. It's one of the few. No, no, but you see, I'm just not talking about the movie.

[00:11:31] I don't want them to break up because the pressure is a lot. Ah, they did a Spider-Man. They did a Spider-Man franchise together. They'll be fine. I know. I love Tom Holland in several plays. Milo, he doesn't look like Tom Holland. It's when they want him to do it when he did... What was the name of the video game with Mark Wahlberg? Oh, Uncharted. Uncharted. Yeah. He doesn't look like Uncharted. Mike Wahlberg looked like the guy from Uncharted, right? But anyway... No, he didn't.

[00:12:01] He was like... Sully's old. Yeah, no. Sully in the game... Yeah. Is way older than the character of Mark Wahlberg. That's what I'm saying. Mark Wahlberg is supposed to play that and somebody is supposed to play Sully. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. I see what you're saying. Yeah. The H was weird, but the cast was good and the movie was okay. Anyway, Back to the Future. 40 years old, man. Happy birthday. Back to the Future.

[00:12:29] Now this one... I'm really bad doing that voice. You should do it. But... Commando. Dude, I remember... I remember... Watching Commando. Commando. And it was the first... I don't... My memory is... I'm not that old, but... I don't know if Commando was before Predator. I think so. Yeah. I think it was.

[00:12:58] So Commando, the guy, is the first time... Me, right? I'm looking at... Because I know he did Conan. But when he did Commando, the guy is massive. I mean, the stronger than John Cena and Batista has been, they've never been close to our... Now, now. Dude, you can put pictures of them. Like, the stronger than Batista and the stronger... I'm not talking lean. The stronger that John Cena has been, is never like...

[00:13:28] When Commando, he got the vest, right? And all the stripes, like... It was crazy. I had that action figure. That was one of my favorite action figures. By the way, I don't want to initiate a legal problem here, but Arnold almost killed me. Because the vest got the attachable grenades, and I almost choked on one. But yeah, Commando is 80. Now, you gotta guide me about this one.

[00:13:56] Out of Africa, I do not remember that movie. Out of Africa? Yeah, Out of Africa, Meryl Streep and Robert Redford. I mean, just even the name sounds old. Right. Yeah, that one feels old. That one feels old. Same like the comedy mystery based in the popular board game. The movie Clue was released 40 years ago. That feels old. That feels old too. Yeah.

[00:14:26] But yeah... Oh God, I always blank on his name. Tim Curry. That's mostly because Tim Curry just looks so young in that movie. Wow, I didn't even thought about that. Yeah. Now, as long as the 40 years movie are, the 30, there are a little more... There's one in 30 years that I'm gonna hope for the end. But it's like, damn dude, ah, 30 years already?

[00:14:55] So I'm gonna start with Sense and Sensibility. That feels old, right? What movie? Sense and Sensibility. I've never even heard of it. It feels old, it's 30 years ago, right? It's okay. Die Hard with a Vengeance. Oh wow. That's 30 years ago, man. Can you believe that? Oh, okay. That just makes me feel old. I know, I know. Now, you wanna keep feeling old? Yeah. I don't remember this one, Crimson Tide.

[00:15:25] Oh, Crimson Tide's a great movie. Which one is that? I don't remember. The thing is, the Osman and Gersaguerian live in the States. Oh, okay. They changed the name in Spain. Oh, okay. You wouldn't believe, I don't get this. It's the same language. Why'd you change the title in England? Why'd you do that? It depends on the movie. Although sometimes, I think it's really funny, because I've been exposed to... Do you know what the Spanish title for the founder is?

[00:15:55] No, I was already in the States, but it gotta be something weird. Hunger for Power. I'm like, you know what? That's not bad. That's not bad. No, no, but wait, wait, wait. There's a guy in TikTok that I follow. He's from Argentina. And he showed the original that he plays an American. And then he put the name in Spanish from Argentina. And then Spanish from Spain. And there are three different names. And he's arguing against each other.

[00:16:24] And it's so funny that next... It's really funny because they're like, why'd you change it? Why'd you change it? Right? But we should do a show about all the different names around the world. We should. Because I have to share one other one that I thought was really appropriate. The Spanish title for Hacksaw Ridge, at least in Latin America. I was here already. Let me guess. El Risco de la Muerte. No, but it translates to the last man. Oh.

[00:16:54] Yeah, but you know what the problem is? Hasta el último hombre. Hasta el último hombre. That makes sense. Hasta el último hombre will be not the last man. Until the last man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, are you ready to feel old? Yeah. Congo. Oh, God. Congo turned 30 years old. Bad monkeys. Bad monkeys. You know, but it's funny.

[00:17:21] We talk about Gochira and Kong and everything in Congo. It's not a good one. Hey, now I wonder was anybody involved in Godzilla X Kong the new empire involved in Congo? Because in both of those movies, there's an ape with a like metallic glove. No, but maybe they just want to make a homage to the to Congo. Right? I really don't know. But are you ready?

[00:17:51] I need drum rolls, please. This year. The movie Toy Story turned 30 years old. Oh, yeah. Wow. That makes me feel old. No, you're old. 1995. And that just. Oh, I saw a video. I saw a video the other day. Did you know?

[00:18:17] In 1995, it took 800,000 computing hours to render. Oh, yeah. The Toy Story. You know how long it would take today. Today will be like probably four months. Oh, no, no. You're talking hours. Are you serious? Yeah. Well, for the people that don't know, Pixar, and correct me if I'm wrong, but Pixar actually was created by Steve Jobs company.

[00:18:47] Yeah. The machines that they did Pixar. So it wasn't created by him. They bought computers from him. No, no, no. I'm talking about the technology. Yeah. But, but I mean the technology because nobody was doing so much. Correct. I meant about the technology, not him. Well, he got involved through Next Computer because Pixar Animation Studios is buying computers from Next. And then he saw what they were doing. He was like, fuck yeah. Where do I sign up? Yeah, that was amazing.

[00:19:12] So now just for the record, it's not in our list, but I'm just rounding numbers, people. This is the 90s. 30 years ago is the 90s. So I'm just going to go really fast with Terminator 2, The Judgment Day. That's 30 years ago, man. Was that 1990 or 1992? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, because in 89 is Terminator, the original one. Yeah.

[00:19:38] But The Judgment Day was such a, because I was really young. I don't even remember how old I was, but I remember that I sneaked to the theater to watch it with my cousin with book. If you guys don't follow his, his podcast is in the, in the Reddit media, the podcast, Pantheon podcast family, the method. But we, that guy and me, we were, we were too bad for our ages and to jump for the things that we were doing. Like a real anyway.

[00:20:09] So we sneak in and when we watch and we listen, you could be mine by guns and roses. That was good, man. That was really good. So many movies in the 90s. Of course, we just talk about the most nostalgic ones. But what about we jump into the ones that they just turned 20? That's a lot, man. This one's going to mess with me. These movies are months away. These movies are months away to be legal to drink in the States.

[00:20:40] Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Because I'm older than you. So this one, they look like whatever, but Batman Begins. That's not 20 years old. So, sir. Oh, 2005, 2005. Yes, you're right. You're right. Oh my God. See, I did, I did, I did, I did horrible. I did horrible math. I was thinking 1995. Oh God. But you know what I mean? That's exactly the effect. You're like, really?

[00:21:08] Batman Begins is 20 years old. Mm-hmm. That's crazy, right? Are you ready? Still looks good. Star Wars Episode III, The Revenge of the Sith. Yeah. Yeah. 20 years ago, man. Okay. The Descendant. I don't think I saw that one. Okay. This one, I know it's going to be really close to you. And I want to invite everyone.

[00:21:36] Before I mention it, I want to invite, like I invite people to watch the podcast from book The Method. Doug, can you make a commercial about you and Eric podcast, please? Before I mention this movie. What? Just make a commercial, dude. Invite people to your podcast. Everyone check out the Average Intelligence podcast if you enjoy two morons talking about things as though we have a clue. And this movie just turned 20, Brokeback Mountain. I'm not saying.

[00:22:06] Hey, that's a good movie. Yeah, that's what you will say, of course. Anyway, you and Eric, you have your special thing. I'm not messing. I'm not jealous. Go ahead. So fun fact though, I did make a joke on that podcast once and then I started thinking, I'm like, I'm wondering if it worked. So I'm sure you're familiar with the Atreyu song, Becoming the Bull. Yeah, of course. Okay. So I wondered in my own head and I actually verified this. If you could edit the scene where Ennis and Jack have sex for the first time.

[00:22:36] Okay. If you know at the beginning of that song where it starts with, you know, you can't time it. You're mean, man. You can, you can time it to where the command starts at the insertion and it goes better than it should. I bet. I'm looking for a meme that make me laugh so much.

[00:23:06] Yeah, I remember. What did the Lord of the Rings and the Brokeback Mountain have in common? They go into the mountain to destroy a ring. I'm sorry, man. I remember that man. And it was like, like crazy. And there's another one that they did. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One of the Lord of the Rings films is. Oh yeah. Yeah. I was going there. What is that? The two towers.

[00:23:37] But I got something that, that I know that we're, our real audience going to enjoy. How Lord of the Rings, Brokeback Mountains and the Society of the Snow match. So, like I say, the Lord of the Rings and Brokeback Mountains, they both need to destroy the ring. The Lord of the Rings, the Society of the Snow, they need to survive. Brokeback Mountain and Society of the Snow, they both need to eat their friends.

[00:24:10] And all get together in the mountain. Dude, that's gold. Like, like, that's gold. That's whoever that came with that, dude. It'd be your friend. It'd be better if one of them wasn't based on a true story. Dude. Okay. Legit question. You may, you may or may not know the logic behind this, but so for those of you who don't know, the, the premise of the Society of Snow, the, the, the film.

[00:24:36] Is there's a really treacherous flight path through the Andes. And. Alps. No, it's not the Alps. Alps and the Andes. No, the Andes are in South America. The Alps are in Europe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. Sorry, far. Brain fart. Sorry. I got such a brain fart that I didn't remember that. I like to call a brain fart. So, but apparently plane crashes are common in this area.

[00:25:02] So my brain instantly goes to why the fuck you fly in there? Well, well, because it's the shorter route and you know how people are one. And second, we're talking about 1968 or 1973. Valid. So now they don't do it. So fly the fuck around it. Either way. That was tough, man. I mean, forever, whoever that wasn't having watched that movie. I didn't enjoy it. I, it's worth watching, but it's one of those.

[00:25:31] I was going to tell you, I like the narration all the time until they stop narrating. And that's one is a previous movie in the eighties that I watched. That is way better, like way better. Really? Cause I mean, I thought the movie was good, but it's like, it's, and I get it. It's supposed to, but it's just like constant anxiety. Um, yeah, another movie that's like that. Have you seen the movie earthquake? It's older, but yeah, it doesn't stop. Oh my God.

[00:25:59] But I like those kinds of movies. Oh no. The other one that I'm calling is 2010 and it's called, I am alive surviving the Andes Plains crash. And there's one in 1993 that does one. Sorry. That's the one. Um, it's called a life. That one is, Oh, this one is more portrayed to this generation. But when I watch a live, I watch it on the movie on cable, whatever.

[00:26:29] And it was like, yeah. Yeah. Anyway. Are you ready? I'm ready. Bad a gas car. Movie's garbage. It should have never been made. Oh, God. I hate that song so fucking much. I like to move it. Move it. You like to. Fuck off. Okay. I hate that song. I love you too. Wedding Crashers. How old we are.

[00:26:58] How old we are, bro. That it will tell those jokes to somebody that is 17 will be like, what the fuck would these old people? Until you show them Wedding Crashers, which is hilarious. No, but I know. But, but, but not everyone knows Wedding Crashers from two generations after. Okay. Yesterday I saw an interview with our beloved Keanu Reeves and Keanu said, we've been trying to make this movie for 20 years. It just got approved. We're working in the script.

[00:27:29] So, Constantine too, has been approved because it took them 20 years. Constantine, the first one people, America, Mexico, Spain, Italy, our followers in London, our followers in Dubai, 20 fucking years, man. Anyway. So, what is the best asset in Hollywood? Being talented or being patient? Talented. I'm being both. I'm being ironic, dude. Come on. I mean, yeah, yeah, both.

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[00:28:28] And we're back. You can check out those and other high quality 100% soy wax candles and make sure you use the code TUNETALK to save 10% off your order at StevieWicks.com. Link is in the description. I know. Oh, this makes me feel really old. I've never been a fan. Let me be honest with you. But obviously, I was aware because I like movies. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. The worst one.

[00:28:58] Yeah, but that's 20 years ago, man. That's old, man. Yeah, but I mean, that one doesn't feel old when you watch it because it has a bit of a timeless quality to it. But yeah, Goblet of Fire sucks. You know, I'm going to be honest with you. I like Harry Potter every movie until the end of every movie. You know what? I can see that. They're so like a Mexican telenovela. Drama, drama, drama, mystery, mystery, mystery.

[00:29:28] Like, seriously? Drama, drama, drama, mystery, mystery. Do it. Except, except the end of the Goblet of Fire has what might be one of my favorite moments in any Harry Potter movie when he kills Robert Pattinson. Well, nothing could be better than... Oh, holy crap, dude. Okay. I just figured it out, right? You know about the new movie coming out, Mickey 17? Yes, sir. Okay, I want to see it really bad.

[00:29:51] But I've been saying across several podcasts, like, I think there might be a Robert Pattinson movie that I actually like. I just figured out why. I get to watch Robert Pattinson die like 18 times. That's fantastic. I never seen that movie. This is going to be awesome. That's probably going to be the best casting in the history of Hollywood. For me, at least. Because, I mean, no, no, not just for you. A lot of people hate the guy. Well, he's a pretentious douche, so... And you know what?

[00:30:19] He didn't belong to the Batman Phantom, dude. He doesn't belong there. We don't need an emo Batman. Anyway, this one, I don't know how big this movie was, how big, but in Europe, this movie was like Bill and Ted. Oh, one that he wouldn't mention that turn 14, 40. Bill and Ted, excellent adventure, turn 40. Anyway, but this movie... No way! Yes, way, dude! Excellent.

[00:30:49] You got to do the movement. Excellent. Excellent. Let's just start doing that. Tintuck 2.0. Anyway. I don't know what this was. I don't know. It looked like a... Whatever. This movie was as big as Bill and Ted, excellent adventure in the States. Mm-hmm. This movie was huge in Europe, specifically in Germany and Austria. This was...

[00:31:19] It's a cult movie over there. I'm talking about big as Constantine or even Batman, right? The Hitchhiker Guides of the Galaxy. That movie was okay for America, but I got the chance to be there and come... You know, that was the time that I was... And over there was like people dressed like Star Wars, but with the robots. It was such a big event. I don't know why. Right? But yeah. Yeah, it was huge. Well, much like Robbie. I was trying to get it. Yeah.

[00:31:48] Much like Robbie Williams, not Robin Williams. Much like Robbie Williams. Some things just don't get popular in the States. I know. Which speaking of, Better Man is up for an Oscar for VFX and I really hope it wins. I really hope it wins so it gets the attention because you know how many awards he got in Australia? A lot. He got nominated for 30 and he won 17.

[00:32:15] The funny thing is that he got nominated just for one in BAFTA. That is the English ones. Right. Politics are complicated when it comes to awards. Well, and it is... I was corrected. It is technically an Australian movie, so... Why? How come you got to that resolution? No, because it is. It's produced by an Australian film company. The director's Australian and the screenwriter's Australian. Yeah, that's why. I didn't make that connection. That's why. Okay, so...

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[00:35:04] Now, let's talk about this new topic. Running to what we're going to talk about. As you know, we spend some time in social media, figure out what's going on with the world. And I discovered, and I heard about this, but I didn't know that actually, San Van Dijk, Michael Buu, and Enoch Eichenboom from Germany. Sorry, from Netherlands, from the Netherlands.

[00:35:33] They wrote this big analysis called, study reveals that hidden heart held risk behind the happily ever after of the princess. The princesses, the princesses, the princesses, traumas, rabies, and alopecia. Can you believe that, Jake? I never thought I was going to mix together Disney with trauma, rabies, and alopecia.

[00:35:59] Disney princesses also get sick, and behind happy endings, have serious health problems. Do you know that? Putting aside the impact on unrealistic ideas of young viewers' self-esteem, researchers from Netherlands have altered a satirical but scientific ground that is studied. When you think of princesses, what comes to mind to you? Princess? Yeah, when you think about Disney princesses, what comes to mind?

[00:36:29] Super her? Terrific role? Usually dresses. Rising songs, kick-ass animal sidekicks, right? Dresses. Kick-ass animal sidekicks. Giacometti diets leading to unintelligible body images, right? Lack of agency linked to perpetuation with harmful gender stereotypes. I mean, a lot of things are going to be true. I don't know about that. Okay. So, we're going to talk about a couple because we found it really, really interesting.

[00:36:58] Snow White, right? You want to talk into this or do you want me to go ahead? What's wrong with Snow White? Working as a schooler-maid for her stepmother limited her social interaction, which put her at risk of depression, anxiety, and early death. Now, let's remember that the people that make this analysis are real doctors that make a real analysis. It's really... Yes, yes, but they're also...

[00:37:27] So, this entire concept is inherently unscientific because they're looking for mental illness. No, no, no, no. Remember, I'm not talking about mental illness. I'm talking about that the life that they portrayed, they're not showing the human side. I know. But what I'm saying is that they're... Their research. No, they're looking. They're fishing. Yeah, that's the news, man. It's like saying that they're fishing is like what we do for a living. We fish to find something different.

[00:37:56] Well, I know, but we're not claiming to be scientists. An overview... But they are scientists. An overview of systematic reviews, finding stroke positive association between lack of social interaction, cardiovascular disease, and depression and anxiety. You know, that's a good point because the one time a guy came to talk to her, she has a panic attack. So, you might be onto something there. Fortunately, Snow White has seven roars to keep her company. That's a good thing.

[00:38:24] Less fortunate, however, is that the priest said it's a poison apple. We put her in a sleeping dead. She never got a chance, you know? So, but here's my problem with that logic is the fact that Snow White can't... Snow White's definitely got terrible judgment, but like it doesn't really make sense because she... Like the prince legitimately like makes her run away.

[00:38:48] But then this evil looking hag is like, oh, would you like some food? And she's like, hell yeah. Do that again because it reminds me of something, but I haven't linked exactly what it was. Do that again. Oh, would you like some food? Oh my God. Where... Oh, do you like to... Oh, wow. Where is that? Are you thinking of Freddie got fingered?

[00:39:16] More, more, more information. Daddy, would you like some sausage? Yeah, of course. That's what I was thinking. Anyway, the point that they're saying that if you're depressed and you have anxiety and cardiovascular disease and you have, you don't have a association because the social interaction, you could be died, dead.

[00:39:42] And that's what they're pretending because let's remember that Snow White is 13 years old in the original story. Right? So she goes through a lot of suffering. Anyway. Okay. Aurora from The Sleeping Beauty. Also not the best judge of character. Eh. And then I start off from Aurora, right? As Maleficent, bewitched her, she was a newborn. I mean, let's deep into that. Then comes the finger picking of the chin and the spinning wheel.

[00:40:12] Beyond the problematic implication of a comatose woman who can only be walking by his true love, kiss. The research warns that health has an association with oversleeping, including cardiovascular disease, stroke, obesity, and diabetes. I mean, this is funny, man. Well, let's not forget tetanus. Yeah. Or hepatitis.

[00:40:38] Furthermore, systematic reviews have shown that prolonged bed rest is associated with increased risk or pressure ulcers and time-dependent muscle atrophy. So, a lack of consent will come to Prince Philip and ulcers? Right? And wait, imagine that this is, if the princess were real, look at me. She could kiss and she's like, eh!

[00:41:07] Atrophy, totally atrophy. That's funny. Well, yes, Hayley. There's nothing wrong with true love's kiss except they talk once. And you know what is wrong? The only thing that I feel bad about every prince is that how long Snow White was asleep? Three months, right? In the original story. In the Disney movie, I think it's only a few days, but still. Still! And wait, wait. Sleeping Beauty? What the hell, dude? Have a mint.

[00:41:36] It's like, eh! I don't know what you were thinking about. Imagine that, actually, imagine he goes and kiss Snow White and he goes like this. The prince will be like, eh! That's what woke her up. I know, Hayley, I know. I'm just enjoying this a lot. You know that I like sarcastic things. So, anyway. Cinderella. What do you have for Cinderella?

[00:42:04] This is for me, it's reaching, but... As a cold-hearted stepmother, we know all the other. To spoil the stepcither that everybody... Oh, that's a good point, Justin. The original story, he didn't exactly kiss her. I know, but it's funny, dude. Come on, it gotta be funny. Oh, no. The original story is way worse. Like, it's way grosser. Anyway, it was worse. Like I was saying, sorry. Cinderella, the stepmother is annoying.

[00:42:33] The stepsister, oh, they just exploit her like a rich American, tiring Mexicans to cut their grass. Nothing good can come from that, right? So, Cinderella is for to run the household, continue exposure to dust, putting her at risk of developing occupational lung disease. OLD. Not to mention rabies.

[00:43:02] Not because she's dealing with rats, correct. But that's not all, man. Cinderella, the first godmother, spread a lot of magical glitter around. While the writers of the story refers to aluminum-coated microplastics. Which has the ability to penetrate lung tissue and contribute further to the occupational lung disease development. Basically... So what you're saying is her name is actually Cinderella because she got the black lung in an early age.

[00:43:31] Yeah, basically she needs to bibbidi-bobbidi-boo get the respiratory expert a sub, man. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. So really she sounds like, I can't wait to go to the ball. Yeah, it's like, are you the princess? Yes. So I just sweep the chimney. She needed to go back at midnight to put the oxygen back.

[00:44:01] There you go. Her real father was Darth Vader. Yes. Ah, okay. Vail from The Beauty and the Beast. This is gonna be a little tougher. Where are we gonna begin with this one? Are you ready? Vail's father is kidnapped by the beast. Oh, okay. Okay, so we spoke about this earlier. We spoke about this. I have my answer. I went back and looked up the source. So okay.

[00:44:31] Humor me, humor me. Here, here, here. Vail's father was kidnapped by the beast, right? Offers herself as a captive and get to spend time with a confusingly handsome creature who doesn't look as dizzy when he transforms back to a human at the end. Okay. The research calls the beast a chimera, as he has gorilla eyebrows, right? The mane of a lion and the arms and body of a bird.

[00:45:01] A chimera is an entity composed of cells with different organisms. And close contact with the beast expose Bell to many potential life-threatening infectious disease such as brucoliosis and rabies. Well, it's either rabies or the raging narcissists of Gaston. I think she take a shot of opposed to mental health damage caused by the preening protein shake. So I know, I know.

[00:45:30] So, more than that, what we discussed, right? And I know I'm with you. I make my research after we discuss. It's not the Stockholm Syndrome, right? Because she exchanged herself. She wasn't captured. She was never technically captured by him. She agreed to stay there. But one kiss from the beast, rabies, right? That's only if he has rabies. Rabies doesn't just...

[00:45:57] Well, what about the broncholiosis of the four in her lungs? Okay. And to be fair, there's a number of blood-borne pathogens that she could potentially get because of fleas. The fleas. Bubonic plague, for one. Bubonic plague. And let's forget that we're reaching overreaching there. The dust in the chandeliers. That was more than enough. Oh, so more black lung. Well, no, they're still cleaning it.

[00:46:24] Yeah, but I'm pretty sure there was mold in that castle. Oh, for sure. There had to be. So... Black mold, dust, black plague. There's a lot of terrible things in that castle. Or does the fact that it's enchanted keep all the bad stuff at bay? Oh my God. Anyway, what about Jasmine? Let me tell you, I just watched Aladdin a couple of days ago.

[00:46:52] Jasmine's only problem is she suffers from only child syndrome. That's really it. Yeah, Jasmine only social interaction. Let's not forget this. It's with her guards and the princess who asked for her hand in marriage. That's it. This is post her to a risk of social isolation similar to Snow White. Right? Additionally, while the Jenny might sing, you never got a friend of me. The truth is that Jasmine has no friends at all.

[00:47:20] Oh, her pet tiger, Raya, would care to disagree. Right? Of course. Speaking of Raya, however, he possesses a risk of sunic infection as well as cranofacial and cervical spinal injuries. Because of Russia. I was going to say, your top risks involving a tiger have nothing to do with pathogens. It could be a scratch. They have to do with the fucking tiger. That is crazy.

[00:47:49] And a moody tiger. Let's remember that. Yeah, he's sassy. Yeah, he's really sassy. But I mean, she has no friends. What puts her at risk of depression, anxiety and early death. That's the reality, right? Remember, YouTube is a medical podcast. So we can use that word. He's not blocked right away. Okay, this one is going to be tough. I need you to humor me and help me out with this one.

[00:48:20] Pocahontas. She's a daredevil and her antics pose of health hazards. Completely. Most of the health hazards come from the English, but... So her cliff dive has an impressive falling time in nine seconds. Remember when she does? Oh, no, no. She knows the depth of that water. She's good. It states that research based on the falling time, we estimate the height of the cliff through simulation using couple of differential equations for height and velocity in the quadratic drag.

[00:48:49] Assume average female anthropologic measurement of 62 kilograms, 162 meters, and 0.36 meters shoulder width, that is this big, right? And a standard environmental constant drag coefficient of one gravitational acceleration, 9.1 milliseconds, and earth density of 1.2 kilograms. The cliff height was estimated at 252 meters. Dude, you cannot find the science... No, it wasn't that tall. I know.

[00:49:19] You cannot find the science of these 10 Nobel awards people. That's a stretch to say that was 200 meters. 252, correct. Let's just be exact. Okay. But to translate this to American, 200 meters is about 600 feet. Yeah. So... It wasn't that tall, bro. Okay. That's what it was referred to the height and things.

[00:49:47] Studies on Islamic dynamics of diving suggest that can first dive from height about merely 2 meters could already be critical of clavicular compression. Essentially, pocket hunters need x-ray and a day off. See, no, these scientists are fucked. Professional divers... Hell, I think amateur divers dive from taller... Yeah, professional divers. No, no, amateur divers from a high dive, that's taller than 2 meters. But no, they jump, they go with their feet up. You need to go like this. Bro, bro.

[00:50:17] No, you dive. No, no, no. Dive? I'm serious, Jake. Call second. Even the militaries, when they jump from platform, learn how to do it like that. Because the clavicular... I'm still gonna die, but the clavicular damage is too big with going like this on the pressure. You gotta go like this because your hips and your legs are stronger than your clavicles. Right, but no, like they're saying 2 meters. 12. 12. Oh, 12.

[00:50:44] Do you know why the scuba divers go backwards when they go to the ocean? No, but you also don't have to do that. No, but you know why they do it? Because if they will fall in the boat. Sorry, people. I mean, that's a decent logic though. Yeah. Okay, so... Mulan, what do you think about Mulan? Should I keep going? This is actually funny. Are you ready for Mulan? I don't know.

[00:51:15] Sword wounds? Yeah, it's really good. Celebrating what you're through, she might be... There are some issues that play in Mulan's origin story. A story in deeply rooted family and society pressure lies beneath. Warns and research Mulan repeatedly experienced honor-based violence to the pressure of her family to uphold their honor with an arranged marriage.

[00:51:41] A public serenade summoning her to bring honor to all. A public defamation by the matchmaker and the emperor's council. Women facing honor-based violence may experience increased level of mental ill health, such as the form of anxiety from being forced into living a life that they not choose. Or, you know, the execution. Mushu will be appalled. Yeah.

[00:52:08] Well, she's already got mental health issues because she sees a talking dragon and nobody else does. I really think that that's because of the pressure. Now, they just described Asia, Bangladesh, India, and Pakistan. They, all the women do that because they're forced to marry someone. We know we have a part of our team in Pakistan, Saud. Let me share it with him.

[00:52:38] He's not worried about this. I told him, hey, what's new? I'm getting married. I said, wow, man, when you fall in love, I haven't met my wife. I go like, how old are you, Saud? 24. I go like, you know that you don't have to do that, right? No, no, no, I have to do that because this is good for my family. I go like, you haven't met your wife. Yeah, it's going to be good. I'm going to have regular sex. That's what he said.

[00:53:09] Because Pakistan is a complicated place. Now, guess who's getting divorced? Saud! After four months. Saud! Why? Because they can't stand each other. Now, I remember for the people that just started listening to us lately, we have an intern. I'm not going to really be her name. Master's degree in robotics. Master's degree in programming. It was an extenuating way to find this person to work with us.

[00:53:39] It was probably three months of interviewing people. Finally, we got her. We get into a deal. She started working. She started developing our first video game. Remember? Yes. A month and a half in the development of the video game. We know that we have a duel. She says, hey, can I take Friday off? Because my mom and my dad are visiting, surprising visiting from India. I go like, sure, take the day off. Monday? She's like, hey, can we have a meeting? I go, sure.

[00:54:09] How was your vacation? Well, actually, they arrived with my boyfriend. And now he's my fiancee. And I'm going to have to leave work and go back and live in India to marry him. And I go like, in your application, you say that you were proud to be the first woman in your family that, you know, break the abolition and move to America and become an amazing programmer.

[00:54:38] Yes, but this is the best thing for my family. Game over. We needed to close. It was so much damaging morally and economically. It started developing a video game that it was so fast and then not that we need to stop that area of the company. Because it was demoralizing either way. So, anxiety and mental ill is running high over there, right? Rapunzel. I mean, this is not hard. Everybody knows where I'm going with Rapunzel, right?

[00:55:07] Now, this princess never had it easy, Jake. Never. She's taken in captivity by her by mother Gothel, who uses Rapunzel hair as a magical anti-aging serum. So she was her personal Botox. Botox, right? Without the side effects. Without the side effects. Anyway, consider cutting her hair will break the magic. Her 21 meter long braids is a problem.

[00:55:35] 21 meter is 20 feet. That's crazy. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, that's way more than that. It's like 60 feet. Way more because... Yeah, 60 feet. Yeah. Through the use of her braid as an elevator cable, Rapunzel hair follicles are likely to have been damaged for repetitive excess pulling, a condition or abstraction alopecia, TA. In a long run, TA can lead to permanent hair loss.

[00:56:04] The less say about a scalp pain and the result headaches, the better. Ah, no. Not affected because if you watch that movie, she never... There's never any pressure put directly on her scalp. It's always wrapped around something else to take the brunt of the pressure. I'm with you in that. To address these health challenges, Disney should consider measure including mindfulness and psychotherapy, training of living with animals as personal protections, measure and again, toxic particles, and research, right?

[00:56:34] Only the can Disney prices live happily and have them after. So the next time you watch Beauty and the Beast, get a rabies shot, right? Handly, right? And checkups are important. Yeah, I'm with you. But dude, it's crazy that these people, and even they make it in a funny way, right?

[00:56:55] That they took the time, and this news has passed around the world because these huge, amazing doctors and analysts, they came with Sam Van Dyck, Michael Bew, and Anouk Ekenboom, right? That they're really recognized people from the... And this conversation that we just had is supported by the British Medical Journal, right? I'm not putting it on my butt from Reddit.

[00:57:24] But don't make those faces, Jake. Don't make those faces. But you totally found it on Reddit. No, no, no, I didn't. I actually went to Euronews. So if anyone wants to see it, Euronews is the place to go with this. Yeah, so that was our princess. Can you believe that, man? I can. What is Haley saying about all this? Because I was reading my notes, so I couldn't.

[00:57:53] The rabies doesn't just happen. Yeah, and Haley agrees with me. Like, she's been diving off cliffs for years. It's not like... It wasn't even her first time from that cliff. I don't know. I don't know. Justin points out, just imagine how dirty Rapunzel's hair is. Just imagine how dirty Rapunzel's hair is. Well, no, she brushes it. She brushes it fairly often. She's not a fast-fari. Well, no. She brushes it every day, remember? And says so in the song. Yeah.

[00:58:22] To be honest with you, I don't think I've ever seen Rapunzel because I'm an adult and a guy and what I will do that. No, no, you should. It's actually a quite good movie. It's better than Frozen. That's right. I said it. Oh, you know what? Actually, Frozen is cataloged by another article that I didn't want to go to the mental normal issues, right? As a bipolar sisters. I read about that, but that's not medical supported, so I'm not going to talk about it. Yeah. I mean...

[00:58:51] I just think that Elsa more than anything would just suffer from poor circulation. Sorry, I'm reading all the comments from other people. Thank you, people. You're really kind. Yeah. Amazing. So, let's dive into... What is next, my friend? We were going to...

[00:59:14] Before we dive into recommendations, we were going to touch on the impending films of the Fantastic Four and Superman. It's time for make bets. What movie do you think is going to be better? Superman. I don't want to pressure here because you still owe me from the other bet. Don't go like that. I'm not... We're not going to do it now. Oh, I'm going to... I know when I'm going to pick. I know. When?

[00:59:45] When we're both on the part of your Broadway World podcast talking about Snow White. Okay. That sounds perfectly for me. Don't forget the Hawaiian shirt or something similar. I got one that I bought in the Dominican Republic. I would highly recommend if you do this for me, you don't have to do it live. I gladly wait for you to go and find a base of a cut tree and film yourself doing it. So we just put it up. Nope. Yeah, that would be good. Come on. No, I'll do it.

[01:00:15] I'll do it live. All right. Boring. Boring. Boring. Boring. Anyway, why do you think Superman is going to be better? Just because of the track records of the Fantastic Four films. I don't think anybody's ever really gotten it right. And I think... I didn't like Fantastic Four either. That's not why I'm saying this though. Because I don't... I don't really love the Superman movie. I know it's heresy. Um... I don't really love any of the Superman movies.

[01:00:45] But... There's never been what I would consider a successful Fantastic Four movie. Yeah, but that's not fair. I mean, do... I know, but I think this one will be the best one. But... I don't know. Just call it a gut feeling. I think it's probably going to be a little overproduced. Okay. But I think it stands the best chance of being.

[01:01:08] And it certainly looks like the filmmakers in this case are really taking care to treat the source material well. So... Eh... We'll see. But... Superman, I think, is going to be a bigger event. But that's... That's kind of not fair. And I admit that. Uh... I think that the Fantastic Four are going to deliver this alternative universe. That is going to open the path for Secret Wars.

[01:01:37] And it's good that they're using, in a weird way, a foundation, if you will. Yeah. Right? Uh... Again, I'm... I'm not opposed, but I don't think that... Pascal's supposed to be there. Because... I kind of agree. It should have been John Krasinski. Yeah. And Reed Richard never had a mustache in his life. He's never been Latino. Right?

[01:02:06] No matter how much. Right? Um... Galactus and his stupid hat are doing a lot of... Okay, first of all, Galactus doesn't have a stupid hat, bro. Come on. He has a stupid hat. He's not a stupid hat. He's got a Galactus hat. He's a stupid hat. He's got a lot to do it. He's got a lot to do it. You know what? I think it's a generational matter. I think that Fantastic Four, the movie is gonna be... is made to please the old, older fans.

[01:02:36] Because they're losing the older fans in Marvel. Uh... Because all the mistakes that they've been doing. And Superman... I'm really excited for Superman. I... I mentioned this before. Cavill is... was a great Superman, but it wasn't a Superman that I like. If that makes sense. It was too dark. It was a metropolis that wasn't full of colors and life. And when I see James Gunn, it looks like Superman.

[01:03:05] If I like the... underwear over the pants, I do not. That's the only thing I can criticize from this movie. Lex Luthor... This Lex Luthor is gonna be 110 billions better than the last version. Uh... Because Gene Hackman was a great... A little comedic, but it was a great Lex Luthor. When Christopher Reeve was around. Mm-hmm. But, uh... Let's see. Let's see. I really think that...

[01:03:38] What? What? Uh... Also, the fact that the response to Naked Thing from the Fantastic Four was neck height. Suit is very funny. You know what? I love the suit, to be honest with you, Justin. The suit from... The thing is the original suit. So... Like I say, it's... We're looking at an original, original Fantastic Four movie and an original Superman. I think it's gonna be worth it, but I'm with you.

[01:04:06] I think the competition will go to DC this year. Let's see. Let's see. Cause we don't know what's gonna happen. James... It's about... It's about time for DC to figure it out, because they've been chasing Marvel for 20 years. And... There's... 20 years. There's been some highlights, but generally speaking, they've gotten their asses handed to them because they just couldn't get... They couldn't get on the same page. Batman was saving, but it didn't feel like a DC.

[01:04:36] Like Batman with Christian Bale, it feels like a separate story. Yeah, it was... That's what I mean. They never... Anytime they had a cohesive like film series, they didn't feel like they properly fit together all the time. Nothing like the MCU. I'm with you. And Justin says, I'm more excited for Fantastic Four than Thunderbolts. That's for sure. You know what?

[01:05:02] I think Thunderbolts is gonna be a movie that needs to be done to close all the loose ends. Right? And I think it was probably where they were part of the contracts of everyone. You know? You gotta do this. We're gonna give you two movies, but you gotta do this for this price. It feels like that. Now I wanna talk about a little gossip before we go to recommendations. Right? We're perfect in time. So... So...

[01:05:32] Billy Corgan, as everyone of you know, as the singer from the Smashing Pumpkins. He got a really good podcast. It will be good if you go and watch it. Right? Those... I think that there are two podcasts that people need to watch right now. The Billy Corgan one, and Vampiro in Spanish. Right? We talked about it last week. Now he become... Now they took the table away and he's in a couch talking to somebody more casual. Right? And...

[01:06:02] But it's good. Anyway, Billy Corgan interviews Cheryl, the Aussie Osborne wife. That's the name, right? Cheryl? Sharon. Oh, that must have been wild. And you know what? What catches my attention, for people that don't know, she's been Aussie Osborne manager since forever. Right? After the band, after Black Sabbath, she became the manager and she did the career of that guy. Right? Because Aussie Osborne is amazing.

[01:06:31] He's considered in many places the father of metal. But without her, it will get lost in drugs and then sobriety and then whatever. Either way, they... Billy Corgan say, hey, let me ask you something. Do you regret anything? And she's super cool saying, of course, I made a lot of mistakes. I regret a lot of things because I'm almost 80. Right? Of course. But I'm going to tell you my biggest regret that I never tell anyone, not even Aussie.

[01:07:02] Oh my God, that's a big secret. Are you ready? They offer her a movie. She read the script and say, no, thank you. You know what movie that was? What movie was that? Pirates of the Caribbean. He's supposed to play the Johnny Depp characters. He's supposed to be the real pirate. And it will be amazing. Actually, I made a lot of research and it was written for him because he was like this. Yeah, it will be awesome.

[01:07:30] I think that movie, it will be... First of all, because we didn't have the... Can some... Okay, Johnny Depp. It will be like the really deep, real character. So she passes and they lost $250 million. I never liked Johnny Depp. That movie wouldn't have been successful without Johnny Depp. I don't know, man. I don't know. They didn't specify the character, but she passed on it.

[01:07:59] Yeah, but imagine it's like, this is because I almost caught Captain Jack. I'm trying to do it. I'm trying to do it. That's exactly what Johnny Depp was trying to do. He was trying to do the Rolling Stone guy. Rolling Stone guy. He said thousands of times, the guitar player from the Rolling Stone. He was trying to be him. I don't know. Don't think that worked. I don't know. Sharon Osbourne.

[01:08:28] A lot of you may not remember this or even know about this. Sharon Osbourne, many, many years ago, had a talk show that only ran for one season. But it was stupendous. It was very good. Yeah. I don't know. Another really fast guess. Have you seen Chris Rock comedy show, the last one? I haven't seen the whole thing, but I've seen parts of it.

[01:08:56] Which is why Kid Richards played Jack Sparrow's dad. Maybe that was for that character. They didn't specify the character. I saw the Uncensored one and the way that he gets back to Will Smith. Ooh. That was tough, man. Because he was released one and then the Uncensored one got released lately. He says like, I'm going to say anything, you know, with the Chris Rock face. Right. But at least every one of us got cheated on at least once.

[01:09:26] But it was an interview by the person that cheated on me, telling me in front of my face, because he was sucking big D. So that's tough, man. Your son's friend. They say that your son's friend in front of you is telling you, I was getting some D. Right? And like that stuff. Inter being the person that cheated on you, that must be tough. Well, because here's the thing. Like there's even... I don't get it.

[01:09:55] But like there's open relationships and then there's fucking your son's friends. Well, those are not... Entanglements. Yeah. And then the son's friend comes out with a song and calls it Entanglements. That's basically a fuck you and a wink to Little Smith. Yeah. Anyway... And I wonder why he wears a house on his face.

[01:10:19] I wanna celebrate the Smith family because thanks to her, at least a lot of people know what Entanglements means. Let's give them that. Jada Pinkett Smith, you know, throwing out definitions. I mean, I feel bad for Will Smith, man. I don't know how he's in real life. I don't have idea. I hear, obviously, never met the guy.

[01:10:45] But I actually know a couple people who have met him and they all say the same thing. He was really nice and really cool. Which gave brief interactions. But you know how bad it is to be in a relationship when they tell you all the time, I love you, but I always gonna look Tupac more? Yeah. Yeah. Well, that's why I say, like, if I were Will Smith's friend, and apparently a lot of people told him this at the time, they were like, Will, don't.

[01:11:15] I mean, bro, bro, you got floor seats at the Lakers. You can do better. Yeah, I mean, you're Will Smith. That's a getting jiggy with it reference for those of you who didn't. Yeah, I know. I get it. I was just too consumed by the suffering of a fellow man. Anyway, recommendation, Jakey boy. All right. I talked a lot today. Today I was just talking a lot. So go ahead.

[01:11:39] So in the spirit of celebrating films that are 20 years old, another movie turned 20 this year. And that is the Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard. Ooh. Speaking of Chris Rock. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. If you haven't seen that movie, first of all, what are you doing with your life? You're quiet. Smile. You're quiet. Smile. I didn't realize how often we quoted that movie until just now.

[01:12:08] Yeah, we quoted that movie a lot, man. A lot. I love little Michael. Did I broken my nose? Oh, man, he's such a good. He's fast. He's so fast. He makes fast people look not fast. He's so fast. It's so quotable.

[01:12:31] And I can tell you, Nick from the Goosebumps Crew podcast, when that movie came out, we went to the theater to watch it no less than five times and laughed. Still, still quoted. Still quoted to this day. I mean, just from the start when he crashes the Bentley. I think when it just starts in other people. Yeah, no, actually, it was one of my favorites Adam Sandler movie.

[01:13:01] It's so good. Yeah, it's so good. It's a, it's a, if you like football and you like Adam Sandler, it's a, it's an amazing classic at this point. I mean, but everybody hits a home run. Like, Evan Nash is 10 times funnier than he should be in that movie. Dude, everyone is funnier. Everyone, everyone. Everyone's hilarious.

[01:13:21] The movie is so well protected that they bring Burt Reynolds for the people that don't know the original movie from the Longest Yard is made by Burt Reynolds. He's playing the Adam Sandler character and they revamp it correctly. What about the commenters, right? Give me your wallet. Look at that again. I'm just kidding. What about the cheerleaders?

[01:13:50] Yeah, your breath smells like eight cans of short shit. You should know. Yeah. Whatever back freckle. It's the only, it's the only thing I've ever found Tracy Morgan funny in. Ah, yeah. Oh, that's Tracy Morgan. Oh, I just realized how skinny he was. That's Tracy Morgan. Give me a D. Give me an A. Give me a S. All right. I appreciate you. That is so, that is so. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[01:14:20] We're wrestling. We're wrestling. We're talking about wrestling moves. Can of corn. Can of corn. You always need to protect the McNuggets. It ain't easy. Being cheesy. Oh, Terry Crews. Like, seriously, this movie has so many lines to remember, dude. You always gotta protect the McNuggets. Come to the Triads. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, man.

[01:14:49] And people know, if you guys follow me, follow Jake and I in the, in this show knows that I barely remember names or lines of the movies. Like how many I mentioned. This movie is so good. When he gets a stop at the beginning with the cuffs. Don't get short with me. The guy looks like Frodo, the cop. Oh my God. Yeah. If you haven't watched it, I think we're just ruining a lot of. Yeah. What's Mr. Frodo like in real life? Yeah.

[01:15:17] You got, uh, uh, SFX. No. Yeah. Big ears. Yeah. Another good. Like, yeah, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, get a couple of channels. That's really funny. Um, good, good, good, good recommendation. I'm going to go with totally something new that actually I got the chance to watch before the podcast. I went to see this movie totally in the dark.

[01:15:47] I saw a couple of, of trailers and I didn't realize how good it was going to be. First, Oz Perkins is not a shame to direct a movie full of blood. But then the best thing about this movie is that Rotten Tomatoes given 78. IMDB that we know that it's tougher than Rotten Tomatoes 6.5. A screen rant give them 610.

[01:16:16] That is really hard to pass five in a screen rant. But it's a Stephen King, uh, short story adapted. Theo James does an amazing job. And the name of the movie is The Monkey. If you like sarcastic horror films that you know that it's going to be a lot of gore, but at the same time, you're going to laugh a lot. Right?

[01:16:44] The Monkey is a movie that you need to watch. It's, it's funny. I like it. Uh, I'm going to give him a six, but I, it was released February 21st. So you better, uh, what day is today? 25th. So yeah. Yeah. 25th. So it was released, uh, last week. It is going to stay a little bit in. I don't, I don't see the stating too much, but I didn't know that Eliah Wood is in the, is in the movie. Oh, okay. You see?

[01:17:12] And Sarah Levi, Levi, uh, Adam Scott. They got a lot of cameos that they're really good. Eliah make me laugh a lot, to be honest with you. And Adam Scott too. So. Elijah Wood is quite funny and I don't think he gets enough credit for that. Yeah. Yeah. Um, he doesn't, but he's a good actor, man. He's a good actor. He goes there. I'm not going to say a lot, but just look at the nipples. It's really funny.

[01:17:42] Anyway, Eliah's Wood. Yeah. Uh, so either way, his custom is fantastic. Uh, enjoy it. Uh, if you want that, that's my recommendation. What about you for TV series? Okay. So I actually found by total accident. Um, it's a show that I didn't think the long story as to why I'm watching it. It's a long story. That's kind of boring, but I found it on max. It's actually very funny and I did not expect it to be. Uh, the show is called sex lives of college girls.

[01:18:11] It's not what it sounds like. Oh, you know what? I saw the commercials. I was trying to avoid that. It is super funny. All right. It's very funny. I was very surprised. It's. I mean, it's predictable, but not in a way that's off putting because it's comedy, right? It's, it's comedy. Um, you won't like it. Cause Timothee Chalamet sister is a main character. Oh, I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[01:18:40] Um, and the only thing I find annoying about it sometimes is because Mindy Kaling is one of the writers and showrunners and there is a self insert character that is obvious, but it's, she's not always annoying. Most of the time, she's actually quite funny. I'm not dogging the character. Not that the actress does a great job with it. I'm not dogging the actress. Um, that's the only thing, but it does serve the narrative and it always makes sense. So it's actually very funny though.

[01:19:10] I highly recommend sex lives of college girls. Right. Uh, funny. I'm going to recommend something from HBO too. Oh, Harry. Yeah. Um, I, I need your help to know how to pronounce this actor's name. Cause I know exactly who he is, but Sebastian, Sebastian Maniscalco. I don't know who that is. Oh, it's a comedian, a standup comedian and he's doing his show here.

[01:19:34] Uh, he did a movie like last year, an Italian family that he's getting married and with Robert De Niro and the dad is Robert De Niro and they get invited to Thanksgiving anyway. Uh, but this show is called bookie and it's I've heard of it. Yeah. The human Omar J Dorsey does such a great job. There are, he's the muscles. The other one is the ex mob, but they're really good people, but they're bookies in LA.

[01:20:03] Um, they're surrounded by, uh, Vanessa for for Lito. That is another standup comedian, Andrea Anders. Charlie. She does a lot of cameos in the show. I love that. Uh, if you remember Corker Garcia from lost. Um, uh, and do you guys remember, uh, hot Tom time machine, Rob, uh, Cordley Cordry. Remember the guy, the ball guy.

[01:20:30] He's there playing wall Dinty, Walt Walter, Walt Disney, whatever the nickname that they put in that show. He's such a good, uh, thing. So is what I like about this show is that it's a 30 minute show in HBO. And it's once a week. We're already season two. I'm super attached to it. I'm laughing a lot.

[01:20:52] If you like sports, if you like comedy, straight up a sitcom kind of enter us, you know, like that kind of shooting. I really like it. I don't know who wrote it. Um, but, but it's a, I think he wrote it though. This guy, Sebastian. I do really don't know who he is. Uh, he's been touring a little bit. Uh, he's touring a lot. Wow. I just opened the thing. He's a standup comedian.

[01:21:23] He got 2 million followers on Instagram about my father was the movie that I was telling you about my father, uh, Robert De Niro and him making a movie. So the guy is doing good. You know what I mean? But either way, check it out. Uh, bookie on HBO max. Your turn. All right. For music this week, I have, uh, actually I, I shuffled my playlist, but it kind of funny.

[01:21:51] It made me chuckle a bit in keeping with the theme of sex. Uh, my musical recommendation this week is the song I get off by the band hail storm. Oh, very good. It's a really good. I love hail storm, dude. They're very good. They're very good. This song is it's tongue in cheek, funny, but kind of sexy too, in a way. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like them. I, I, I'm not going to lie.

[01:22:16] I, I like her the way he performed the way that the band is, it's really good, man. Yeah. If you, if you like bands, like, um, not, not so much, but like bands like fly leaf and paramour, that's the, you, you'll like hail storm. I'm a little, uh, gone three, but with a voice of a woman gone through. Well, no, some of their stuff, like I get off as a pretty hardcore song. Yeah. They do. They do both. Like, yeah.

[01:22:45] I got to go really Latino on you. Uh, the warning. They just keep booking things, man. Their new album that it was released at the end of last year. Uh, I saw well then if you're a fan of the warning, you will understand how, uh, Alejandra, Danny and Paulina, they went from, you can listen all his songs. And this album, the sound is so pure.

[01:23:13] They are not leaving their style away, but at the same time they are, they're becoming more commercials. Right. Sure. But, but not in a way of leaving rock behind. Yeah. So, and they released a song with evolve. No, no, no. Wait, when, with, uh, I don't remember the name of the band. I'm so sorry, but they play with health store regularly. They're like really good friends. Even Lizzy Hale, the singer, the lead singer from Hailstorm.

[01:23:42] Uh, at the end of last tour that they toured together, she gave her guitar. Nice. To Alejandra, to Daniela, sorry, to Danny from the warning because they are like, they're doing really good, man. They, bro, they are doing big around the world. Like, like really big. Um, yeah, I think that they're the new album is really good. Check it out. And that's my recommendation for music. Cool.

[01:24:12] And my last recommendation for something, you know, not necessarily weird, but you know, like the random one that we get to there. Well, um, check out lingerie. I almost fucked up. Check out literature and lingerie. Our newest podcast friend. Um, deep dives on books are fun. At least for me, I'm super nerd, but. Uh, I genuinely dig her podcast.

[01:24:36] Allie does a fantastic job, which is why we reached out to her because we saw what she was doing and we were like, Hey, this is really good. You should totally get more exposure. Nice. From sorry. I'm looking up by recommendation for the. Yeah. I mean, when, when it's going to be released? It gets released twice a week. And then she also has a page around for her spithier stuff. So twice a week, that's commitment. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:25:07] Pretty cool. It was a very good job. Very nice. Very nice. Uh, I'm going to recommend, uh, a new book is number one, New York best time seller, right? Allie Hazelwood. Her book is deep end. A competitive diver and the ice swimmer jump into forbidden water. And it's a steamy college Roman from the new New York times, but selling out or from the love, I put the love, uh, hypothesis. Right. So.

[01:25:37] It's, it's a good book. If you like romance and passion. Right. And a little mystery there. Right. Deep end. I highly recommend it. Right. So. The sweep can't can world champion all around aquatic golden boy. Lucas. Thrives into discipline. It's how he wouldn't go mail that break records, complete focus with every stroke on their surface.

[01:26:01] Lucas and a scarlet have nothing in common until a well guarded secret sleep out and everything changes. Deep end by Ali. Heselwood is just got released on Kindle. You can find out 10 99 or you can buy the heart. Uh, one for, uh, 12 99. So yeah, read, read more, read more, please. Uh, final recommendation.

[01:26:30] Uh, that I want to give. Please. No, sorry. You only get four. Okay. Shut the fuck up. Please. Can you stop. Audience, friends, followers, fans, haters. Can you stop spreading. Lies in the internet. I know I'm asking for too much, but for every nine posts, posts that I read six are fake. Real. Yeah. Come on guys.

[01:26:58] He did not have sexual relations with that goat. Stop. I'm talking about me. I'm talking about the government. Oh, okay. Okay. Um, forget I said, you know, I love that goat. He's a bad boy. Hey, girl. What the fuck is wrong with you? Oh, sorry. Bad girl. There you go. Uh, no, no, no. Seriously, man. It's crazy. Uh, today I received a text of what I need to say to immigration if they knock on my door.

[01:27:32] Seriously. Everybody knows you don't answer the door. No, no, no. Like they're sending that to every Latino. And that's. Yeah. And I'm not saying text message. Sorry. I, I, I private message on LinkedIn and sorry on Instagram. And I go like, dude, seriously, can you stop spreading the thing? As you had knows in force and corporate, we do a lot of concerts too.

[01:27:58] And we're getting concert cancel in Texas because people are afraid to go to concerts. Always look for the details of the story. Yeah. Just a little background. If you really liked the story, just copy the freaking name and go to Google and put it is real. And you will have an answer. It's not. Oh no. What I'm, what I'm talking about is a lot of times the stories are real, but they leave out key details. I E like. I, for example, like one that I found that was particularly.

[01:28:29] Um, and, and don't get me wrong. There's some fuckery going along, but it's, it's usually remedied by the courts. But so, so like, for example, I follow. And I follow her not because of the immigration. She's just smart. He's a great lawyer. She knows her shit. Um, she had a client that got deported and she filed the, she basically filed a complaint with the court. And got her client back in the States. And now her clients getting a green card because of. Because of the abuse.

[01:28:59] If you. People don't know this, but if you really want to give somebody a green card, just fight him. They get an old visa right away. Yeah. Anyway. Well, just, just stay, stay smart. Read. Just read. Just read. Stay smart and see you next Tuesday. Jake. Always a pleasure. Uh, today was fun. I'm fast. I like that. Right? I think an hour and a half is good. I think two hours pushes it.

[01:29:29] Maybe. Yeah. Push it too much. I start. Just started. I start fading. I mean, cause your day's ghost is late for you, Aldi. Uh, but I, but you're only responsible for what you say. Not for what you understand. There you go. That's fantastic. All right, my brother. Thank you so much. Thank you.

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